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(ABC)   Two things are certain on Halloween: Sugar overdose, and these people   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 30
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2012-10-21 04:40:24 PM
5 votes:
#9 - People who can't count to nine.
2012-10-21 05:24:57 PM
3 votes:
#10 - the snarky asshole web blogger who judges people who dress up and act funny on halloween, but not the way I dress up and act funny on halloween
2012-10-21 07:58:19 PM
2 votes:

p51d007: Halloween is for CHILDREN!
When adults get all dressed up, it's just an excuse to get drunk and act like idiots.


I bet you're a blast at parties.
2012-10-21 06:33:37 PM
2 votes:
I am the sit in the corner with the simplest costume on while my girlfriend gets all dressed up and goes overboard guy. I wore reindeer ears one year, and last year just a pirate hook that my girlfriend got me at the dollar store the day of Halloween. I am not pretentious, just Generation X don't give a fark about themed party, including Halloween. I enjoy working at the bar on Halloween though! Since everyone else always wants that night covered, usually make bank and I like looking at everyone's costumes that comes in and everyone is always beyond normal drunk.
2012-10-21 06:15:49 PM
2 votes:

p51d007: Halloween is for CHILDREN!
When adults get all dressed up, it's just an excuse to get drunk and act like idiots.


but I like drinking and just because you lead a boring life doesn't mean you get to judge me.
2012-10-21 05:28:52 PM
2 votes:
Did somebody at ABC steal this from the CRACKED website?
2012-10-21 04:50:37 PM
2 votes:
dissapoint
cloudfront.bostinno.com

/8 is not 9
2012-10-21 08:53:48 PM
1 votes:
I'm making my own crazy costume and going as a stereotype to a party full of people towards whom the stereotype is directed. I might get my ass kicked. But it will be worth it.
2012-10-21 08:50:13 PM
1 votes:
WhippingBoy: Damn. The white trash boob tattoo completely ruins it for me...

You'll take heat for it, but I'm right there with ya, brother. A woman's breast is a wonderful, even glorious thing. There's simply no excuse for tatting one up.
2012-10-21 08:31:28 PM
1 votes:
I'm going as "Sexy Penn State coach" this year.
2012-10-21 08:02:30 PM
1 votes:
CSB: My Walter Sobchak costume was one of the winners at my local beer shop's costume contest in Saturday.
2012-10-21 08:00:16 PM
1 votes:
I was late getting my costume last year. All they had left was a ballerina outfit and a bishop's Miter and Crozier

I went as Archbishop Desmond Tutu..
2012-10-21 08:00:01 PM
1 votes:
That might be the worst article I've ever read on the Internet.
2012-10-21 07:34:00 PM
1 votes:
Yo dawg...I heard you like lists, so we put links to lists in between your list.
2012-10-21 07:11:24 PM
1 votes:

dennysgod: Kubo: Dr. Whoof: whidbey: "I'm a serial killer," he'll say. "We look just like regular people."

good one good one

/Cheers
//stealing that

From Addam's Family? About 21 years out of date.

/Really, fark, it's been 21 YEARS???

Don't worry. That's not necessarily a bad thing.

[www.nndb.com image 258x407]

Here's something a little more NSFW


Damn. The white trash boob tattoo completely ruins it for me...
2012-10-21 07:10:02 PM
1 votes:

p51d007: Halloween is for CHILDREN!
When adults get all dressed up, it's just an excuse to get drunk and act like idiots.


Didn't get invited to the party again?
2012-10-21 07:06:15 PM
1 votes:
SEXY STROM THURMOND

That is all.
2012-10-21 07:02:24 PM
1 votes:
You young squirts keep making fun of us old farts but lemme tell you this - we don't have to put up with this crap anymore.
2012-10-21 06:49:16 PM
1 votes:

p51d007: Halloween is for CHILDREN!
When adults get all dressed up, it's just an excuse to get drunk and act like idiots.


Why do you suck so much? Seriously, lighten up, Francis.
2012-10-21 06:32:22 PM
1 votes:

BlippityBleep: what is this year's 'too soon' costume going to be, anyway?


Obama?
2012-10-21 06:29:53 PM
1 votes:
Article is incomplete without:

10. The religious-whacko, Christian-alternative crowd.

Like these people.

And these.
2012-10-21 06:26:58 PM
1 votes:

BlippityBleep: what is this year's 'too soon' costume going to be, anyway?


Probably Sideshow Bob, the Aurora mass murderer.
2012-10-21 05:59:59 PM
1 votes:

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Brick-House: Kumana Wanalaia: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x250]

barcode???

The Doppler effect


OK, still looks like a barcode to me.
2012-10-21 05:46:53 PM
1 votes:

alienated: i miss halloween parties.friends all got married and had kids .sigh


I know from experience that it's worse when they keep throwing Halloween parties after everyone settles down. Baby costumes, kid-friendly food, nothing risque at all.
2012-10-21 05:42:59 PM
1 votes:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I so badly wanted to dress as Steve Irwin when he died. I even had a stuffed stingray doll

but alas, it was not to be.


I came as Carl Sagan the year he died. Blue cotton buttondown and khakis, leather-elbowed sportcoat, hair parted on the side, clutching a copy of "Cosmos" and smoking a joint.
2012-10-21 05:39:53 PM
1 votes:
www.novemberfire.com

This is also certain.
2012-10-21 05:36:24 PM
1 votes:
Let me tell you about 6 different stereotypes I hastily put together to meet my article deadline.

But first, here's 20 different ways to tie your shoes!
2012-10-21 05:29:51 PM
1 votes:
#10 - Goth men and women who are dressed how they usually look, just to humor the experience at being at a party where they are considered ,normal,!
2012-10-21 05:24:24 PM
1 votes:
#1 shiatty ABC news websites that won't load probably because of ABP
2012-10-21 04:56:56 PM
1 votes:
#9 - - Me sitting at home watching horror movies while drinking.

With the porch light off.
 
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