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2012-10-21 06:02:04 PM  
I don't care if anyone gets it I'm going as the Doppler effect.
 
2012-10-21 06:03:30 PM  

whidbey: "I'm a serial killer," he'll say. "We look just like regular people."

good one good one

/Cheers
//stealing that


and they are stealing it from the first Adams Family, except I think she said that she is a homicidal maniac
 
2012-10-21 06:04:47 PM  

natmar_76: #10#9 - the snarky asshole web blogger who judges people who dress up and act funny on halloween, but not the way I dress up and act funny on halloween


fixed

/maybe this was implied?
 
2012-10-21 06:05:15 PM  

plushpuppy: whidbey: "I'm a serial killer," he'll say. "We look just like regular people."

good one good one

/Cheers
//stealing that

and they are stealing it from the first Adams Family, except I think she said that she is a homicidal maniac


The "serial killer" thing would have extra meaning at a party in the Pac NW, so I think that tired cliche might just have a second wind.
 
2012-10-21 06:05:23 PM  

LesserEvil: The actual #9 from "The Frisky":

9. The person who got drunk and took off all the identifying parts of their costume. Now they're just wearing a brown leotard and novelty teeth and muttering about how much they love everyone. Very unsettling.

ABC News fails on so many counts....

Also:

[i.imgur.com image 300x225]

Apparently it's a thing to dress up like Gallagher and Young Einstein and go as a couple.


Well played. Oh man...well played.
 
2012-10-21 06:06:48 PM  
Halloween is for CHILDREN!
When adults get all dressed up, it's just an excuse to get drunk and act like idiots.
 
2012-10-21 06:07:52 PM  
I wanna dress up like Bennet from Commando. But I fear no one will know who he is, especially when I start spouting off lines. Your soldiers make me laugh, if Matrix were here he'd laugh too. My soldiers are patriots. Your soldiers are NOTHING, Matrix and I could kill em all in a blink of an eye.
 
2012-10-21 06:09:32 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: I don't care if anyone gets it I'm going as the Doppler effect.


www.bpg.hu
 
2012-10-21 06:12:20 PM  

Brick-House: Kumana Wanalaia: I don't care if anyone gets it I'm going as the Doppler effect.


She's letting it all hang out...
 
2012-10-21 06:12:55 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2012-10-21 06:13:40 PM  

p51d007: Halloween Hell is for CHILDREN!

 
2012-10-21 06:15:49 PM  

p51d007: Halloween is for CHILDREN!
When adults get all dressed up, it's just an excuse to get drunk and act like idiots.


but I like drinking and just because you lead a boring life doesn't mean you get to judge me.
 
2012-10-21 06:17:11 PM  
A black guy was checking out my groceries at the market and he has all these mail envelopes taped to his body.
He said he was a Black Mail.
 
2012-10-21 06:19:57 PM  

Dr. Whoof: whidbey: "I'm a serial killer," he'll say. "We look just like regular people."

good one good one

/Cheers
//stealing that

From Addam's Family? About 21 years out of date.

/Really, fark, it's been 21 YEARS???


Don't worry. That's not necessarily a bad thing.

www.nndb.com
 
2012-10-21 06:24:30 PM  
what is this year's 'too soon' costume going to be, anyway?
 
2012-10-21 06:25:02 PM  
Nnnnnnyyyrrrrrrrrrrrr...
 
2012-10-21 06:25:04 PM  
I stay home and give kids candy. Way more fun than doing what I do every other night of the year and having to dress up to do it.
 
2012-10-21 06:26:27 PM  
They neglected the last-minute costume.
 
2012-10-21 06:26:58 PM  

BlippityBleep: what is this year's 'too soon' costume going to be, anyway?


Probably Sideshow Bob, the Aurora mass murderer.
 
2012-10-21 06:29:53 PM  
Article is incomplete without:

10. The religious-whacko, Christian-alternative crowd.

Like these people.

And these.
 
2012-10-21 06:32:07 PM  

BlippityBleep: what is this year's 'too soon' costume going to be, anyway?


Ambassador Chris Stevens, Arlen Spector, sexy iphone 5
 
2012-10-21 06:32:22 PM  

BlippityBleep: what is this year's 'too soon' costume going to be, anyway?


Obama?
 
2012-10-21 06:32:37 PM  

Kubo: Dr. Whoof: whidbey: "I'm a serial killer," he'll say. "We look just like regular people."

good one good one

/Cheers
//stealing that

From Addam's Family? About 21 years out of date.

/Really, fark, it's been 21 YEARS???

Don't worry. That's not necessarily a bad thing.

[www.nndb.com image 258x407]


That Veronica Vaughn Christina Ricci is one piece of ace, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.
 
2012-10-21 06:33:01 PM  

Kubo: Dr. Whoof: whidbey: "I'm a serial killer," he'll say. "We look just like regular people."

good one good one

/Cheers
//stealing that

From Addam's Family? About 21 years out of date.

/Really, fark, it's been 21 YEARS???

Don't worry. That's not necessarily a bad thing.

[www.nndb.com image 258x407]


Here's something a little more NSFW
 
2012-10-21 06:33:15 PM  

BlippityBleep: what is this year's 'too soon' costume going to be, anyway?


Windows 8?
 
2012-10-21 06:33:37 PM  
I am the sit in the corner with the simplest costume on while my girlfriend gets all dressed up and goes overboard guy. I wore reindeer ears one year, and last year just a pirate hook that my girlfriend got me at the dollar store the day of Halloween. I am not pretentious, just Generation X don't give a fark about themed party, including Halloween. I enjoy working at the bar on Halloween though! Since everyone else always wants that night covered, usually make bank and I like looking at everyone's costumes that comes in and everyone is always beyond normal drunk.
 
2012-10-21 06:34:24 PM  

dennysgod: Kubo: Dr. Whoof: whidbey: "I'm a serial killer," he'll say. "We look just like regular people."

good one good one

/Cheers
//stealing that

From Addam's Family? About 21 years out of date.

/Really, fark, it's been 21 YEARS???

Don't worry. That's not necessarily a bad thing.

[www.nndb.com image 258x407]

Here's something a little more NSFW


That story made me lose faith in humanity
 
2012-10-21 06:35:05 PM  

frtmn7: I am the sit in the corner with the simplest costume on while my girlfriend gets all dressed up and goes overboard guy. I wore reindeer ears one year, and last year just a pirate hook that my girlfriend got me at the dollar store the day of Halloween. I am not pretentious, just Generation X don't give a fark about themed party, including Halloween. I enjoy working at the bar on Halloween though! Since everyone else always wants that night covered, usually make bank and I like looking at everyone's costumes that comes in and everyone is always beyond normal drunk.


plus the slutty costumes. Love the slutty costumes.
 
2012-10-21 06:41:25 PM  
"6. The guy who is wearing a dress and a women's wig and thinks it's the funniest costume in history."

If you're popular, you can get away with this.

If you're not popular, people will think you are a deranged cross-dresser.
 
2012-10-21 06:44:01 PM  
For guys, Halloween parties are opportunities to see who can be the biggest goof. For women, they're a chance to capitalize on every sexual fetish in the book that they'd normally be obligated to tut-tut over. That's usually what makes them the most interesting parties of the year.
 
2012-10-21 06:46:38 PM  

skwerl: Did somebody at ABC steal this from the CRACKED website?


Cracked would have been funnier and had pictures.
 
2012-10-21 06:47:27 PM  

frestcrallen: women, they're a chance to capitalize on every sexual fetish in the book


geeze, if that's what they want, they could call me anytime during the year.
 
2012-10-21 06:49:16 PM  

p51d007: Halloween is for CHILDREN!
When adults get all dressed up, it's just an excuse to get drunk and act like idiots.


Why do you suck so much? Seriously, lighten up, Francis.
 
2012-10-21 07:02:24 PM  
You young squirts keep making fun of us old farts but lemme tell you this - we don't have to put up with this crap anymore.
 
2012-10-21 07:06:15 PM  
SEXY STROM THURMOND

That is all.
 
2012-10-21 07:10:02 PM  

p51d007: Halloween is for CHILDREN!
When adults get all dressed up, it's just an excuse to get drunk and act like idiots.


Didn't get invited to the party again?
 
2012-10-21 07:11:24 PM  

dennysgod: Kubo: Dr. Whoof: whidbey: "I'm a serial killer," he'll say. "We look just like regular people."

good one good one

/Cheers
//stealing that

From Addam's Family? About 21 years out of date.

/Really, fark, it's been 21 YEARS???

Don't worry. That's not necessarily a bad thing.

[www.nndb.com image 258x407]

Here's something a little more NSFW


Damn. The white trash boob tattoo completely ruins it for me...
 
2012-10-21 07:15:07 PM  

p51d007: Halloween is for CHILDREN!
When adults get all dressed up, it's just an excuse to get drunk and act like idiots.


And?
 
2012-10-21 07:15:23 PM  

p51d007: Halloween is for CHILDREN!
When adults get all dressed up, it's just an excuse to get drunk and act like idiots.


better plan all week, better plan all month, better plan all year
 
2012-10-21 07:16:49 PM  

theMagni: p51d007: Halloween is for CHILDREN!
When adults get all dressed up, it's just an excuse to get drunk and act like idiots.

And?


It's pretty sad if you *need* an excuse to do those things.
 
2012-10-21 07:22:41 PM  
I usually try to dress up as an Italian stereotype each year.
 
2012-10-21 07:26:31 PM  
saddest thing from last 20 years of Halloween parties is meeting those who someone went to college with that are incredibly ignorant, obviously uneducated dunces. i sympathize for them as they should get their tuition refunded.

best thing is the ladies who like to dress it up and have a good time. mmm mmm good.
 
2012-10-21 07:34:00 PM  
Yo dawg...I heard you like lists, so we put links to lists in between your list.
 
2012-10-21 07:34:12 PM  

prekrasno: Article is incomplete without:

10. The religious-whacko, Christian-alternative crowd.

Like these people.

And these.


O_o

My church just does "Trunk or Treat." But that's something, too. I guess.
 
2012-10-21 07:39:10 PM  

WhippingBoy: theMagni: p51d007: Halloween is for CHILDREN!
When adults get all dressed up, it's just an excuse to get drunk and act like idiots.

And?

It's pretty sad if you *need* an excuse to do those things.


No one needs an excuse, but it is nice to have a return to drunken, debaucherous roots justified by a specific holiday.
 
2012-10-21 07:43:33 PM  

dennysgod: Here's something a little more NSFW


This make me sad.

Although the comment "like tagging a tiger..." did make me chuckle.
 
2012-10-21 07:43:42 PM  

Spoobnooble: SEXY STROM THURMOND

That is all.


TOO SOON MAN!

/It will ALWAYS be too soon.
 
2012-10-21 07:46:21 PM  

LesserEvil:
Also:
[i.imgur.com image 300x225]
Apparently it's a thing to dress up like Gallagher and Young Einstein and go as a couple.


I thought it was Hall & Oates.
Or maybe Simon & Garfunkel?
 
2012-10-21 07:46:53 PM  
I won't meet any of those people on Halloween. That's because I do not belong in any of the following categories.

1) A child under the age of 11
2) A college student
3) Someone older than that who still thinks that they're either under 11 or a college student

If you think I'm old and cranky, that's OK. I wonder how you would react if your parents suddenly started wearing costumes on "Tooth Fairy Night." Especially if your mom was "Sexy Halitosis."
 
2012-10-21 07:51:48 PM  
And then there's "that guy:"

imageshack.us
 
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