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2012-10-21 04:40:24 PM
#9 - People who can't count to nine.
 
2012-10-21 04:50:37 PM
dissapoint
cloudfront.bostinno.com

/8 is not 9
 
2012-10-21 04:53:22 PM
dissapoint disappoint.
/FTFM
//Two, two spelling errors. Ah, ah, ah
 
2012-10-21 04:56:56 PM
#9 - - Me sitting at home watching horror movies while drinking.

With the porch light off.
 
2012-10-21 05:23:05 PM
A list in which every entry is interlaced with links to other lists.

thanks, subby.
 
2012-10-21 05:23:28 PM
"I'm a serial killer," he'll say. "We look just like regular people."

good one good one

/Cheers
//stealing that
 
2012-10-21 05:24:24 PM
#1 shiatty ABC news websites that won't load probably because of ABP
 
2012-10-21 05:24:57 PM
#10 - the snarky asshole web blogger who judges people who dress up and act funny on halloween, but not the way I dress up and act funny on halloween
 
2012-10-21 05:26:00 PM
The 9th is the miserable complainer who should have stayed home.
 
Rat
2012-10-21 05:27:10 PM
Yeah, but this year I'm lipstick AND eyeliner.

© only because Halloween is on a Wednesday, and I don't go out on Wednesday's without eyeliner.
 
2012-10-21 05:28:14 PM

whidbey: "I'm a serial killer," he'll say. "We look just like regular people."

good one good one

/Cheers
//stealing that


You're going to steal a lame beaten down cliche. Eh, I guess it makes sense.
 
2012-10-21 05:28:52 PM
Did somebody at ABC steal this from the CRACKED website?
 
2012-10-21 05:28:56 PM

whidbey: "I'm a serial killer," he'll say. "We look just like regular people."

good one good one

/Cheers
//stealing that


From Addam's Family? About 21 years out of date.

/Really, fark, it's been 21 YEARS???
 
2012-10-21 05:29:50 PM
Never too soon
 
2012-10-21 05:29:51 PM
#10 - Goth men and women who are dressed how they usually look, just to humor the experience at being at a party where they are considered ,normal,!
 
2012-10-21 05:30:11 PM

bel4sucks: whidbey: "I'm a serial killer," he'll say. "We look just like regular people."

good one good one

/Cheers
//stealing that

You're going to steal a lame beaten down cliche. Eh, I guess it makes sense.


Honestly, I've never heard it at a party, but it is kind of lame. Usually, it's someone's roadie or tour manager.

/not really stealing it
 
2012-10-21 05:30:30 PM
 
2012-10-21 05:31:02 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: #10 - Goth men and women who are dressed how they usually look, just to humor the experience at being at a party where they are considered ,normal,!


#11 Trekkies who wear their uniforms and try to pretend they don't wear them every weekend to the local sci-fi cons. Bonus points for "I'm an original character"
 
2012-10-21 05:31:08 PM

Rat: Yeah, but this year I'm lipstick AND eyeliner.

© only because Halloween is on a Wednesday, and I don't go out on Wednesday's without eyeliner.


Copyright?
 
2012-10-21 05:31:41 PM
Oops. Wrong thread. Well, at least it's tangentially relevant.
 
2012-10-21 05:32:39 PM
Should have refreshed, mine should be #11

/And those are supposed to be quotation marks around "normal"
 
2012-10-21 05:32:56 PM

buckler: Didn't Brueghel already do one?


That would be one hell of a Halloween party, just saying.
 
2012-10-21 05:36:05 PM
List forgot the person who shows up in an overly intellectual costume that's hard to get, and even after you guess it, is not that interesting. "I'm the large hadron collider!"

/ought to dress as a large hardon collider someday


LordOfThePings: Rat: Yeah, but this year I'm lipstick AND eyeliner.

© only because Halloween is on a Wednesday, and I don't go out on Wednesday's without eyeliner.

Copyright?


He copyrights all his posts. Ignore it.
 
2012-10-21 05:36:16 PM
I'm going as a smug hipster 'cause my friends and I went as the Sanderson sisters years ago
back when all the other queens were, too.
 
2012-10-21 05:36:24 PM
Let me tell you about 6 different stereotypes I hastily put together to meet my article deadline.

But first, here's 20 different ways to tie your shoes!
 
2012-10-21 05:37:48 PM
#9 drove off with some kid...

www.stuffistumbledupon.com
 
2012-10-21 05:39:53 PM
www.novemberfire.com

This is also certain.
 
Rat
2012-10-21 05:39:53 PM

LordOfThePings: Rat: Yeah, but this year I'm lipstick AND eyeliner.

© only because Halloween is on a Wednesday, and I don't go out on Wednesday's without eyeliner.

Copyright?


Requires far more effort than slashies. Kinda turns the whole post up to 11.

®
 
2012-10-21 05:40:04 PM

Dr. Whoof: From Addam's Family?


After the mid-80s I became cinematically deficient. Are they worth watching?
 
2012-10-21 05:40:50 PM
I so badly wanted to dress as Steve Irwin when he died. I even had a stuffed stingray doll

but alas, it was not to be.
 
2012-10-21 05:41:31 PM

Rat: LordOfThePings: Rat: Yeah, but this year I'm lipstick AND eyeliner.

© only because Halloween is on a Wednesday, and I don't go out on Wednesday's without eyeliner.

Copyright?

Requires far more effort than slashies. Kinda turns the whole post up to 11.

®


In your own mind, maybe.
 
2012-10-21 05:41:41 PM

Dr. Whoof: whidbey: "I'm a serial killer," he'll say. "We look just like regular people."

good one good one

/Cheers
//stealing that

From Addam's Family? About 21 years out of date.

/Really, fark, it's been 21 YEARS???


Oh my god. This is the first time I have ever felt old.
 
2012-10-21 05:42:24 PM
9. people who get pissed off that Halloween villages are built in their living rooms by their spouses.
 
2012-10-21 05:42:59 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: I so badly wanted to dress as Steve Irwin when he died. I even had a stuffed stingray doll

but alas, it was not to be.


I came as Carl Sagan the year he died. Blue cotton buttondown and khakis, leather-elbowed sportcoat, hair parted on the side, clutching a copy of "Cosmos" and smoking a joint.
 
2012-10-21 05:43:50 PM
i miss halloween parties.friends all got married and had kids .sigh
 
2012-10-21 05:43:59 PM
Subby surprised me. I thought it was going to be about douchebags handing out "The Dangers of Satan's Birthday" tracts.

/I am NOT disappoint
 
2012-10-21 05:45:18 PM
This guy shows up every damn year...

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-21 05:46:53 PM

alienated: i miss halloween parties.friends all got married and had kids .sigh


I know from experience that it's worse when they keep throwing Halloween parties after everyone settles down. Baby costumes, kid-friendly food, nothing risque at all.
 
2012-10-21 05:49:21 PM

HotWingAgenda: List forgot the person who shows up in an overly intellectual costume that's hard to get, and even after you guess it, is not that interesting. "I'm the large hadron collider!"


That's what I'm wearing this year.

"What are you?"
I'm the large Hadron Collider
"But you're just wearing jeans and a hoodie"
yeah, the black hole consumed everything..
"Your costume sucks"
That's the point! hey where are you going?

*sigh*

you're right, Large Hardon Collider would be better.
 
2012-10-21 05:52:06 PM
Another fine article from AB
 
2012-10-21 05:52:28 PM

HotWingAgenda: alienated: i miss halloween parties.friends all got married and had kids .sigh

I know from experience that it's worse when they keep throwing Halloween parties after everyone settles down. Baby costumes, kid-friendly food, nothing risque at all.


www.exoticeroticball.com

NSFW of course...
 
2012-10-21 05:52:53 PM

Rat: LordOfThePings: Rat: Yeah, but this year I'm lipstick AND eyeliner.

© only because Halloween is on a Wednesday, and I don't go out on Wednesday's without eyeliner.

Copyright?

Requires far more effort than slashies. Kinda turns the whole post up to 11.

®


Slashes are used in code as a demarc for programmer comments. The copyright symbol is not.

/know your history
 
2012-10-21 05:53:52 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-21 05:54:36 PM

Kumana Wanalaia: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x250]


barcode???
 
2012-10-21 05:57:05 PM

Mister Peejay: /know your history


Indeed. Rat is free to use his empirical use of symbols in much the same way lordargent is the only one authorized to use green text in posts, and so forth.
 
2012-10-21 05:57:34 PM

Brick-House: Kumana Wanalaia: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x250]

barcode???


The Doppler effect
 
2012-10-21 05:59:45 PM

mediablitz: This guy shows up every damn year...

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 188x248]


Of course he does. You did Nazi that coming?
 
Rat
2012-10-21 05:59:57 PM

Mister Peejay: Rat: LordOfThePings: Rat: Yeah, but this year I'm lipstick AND eyeliner.

© only because Halloween is on a Wednesday, and I don't go out on Wednesday's without eyeliner.

Copyright?

Requires far more effort than slashies. Kinda turns the whole post up to 11.

®

Slashes are used in code as a demarc for programmer comments. The copyright symbol is not.

/know your history


Interesting you should bring up history. The copyright has nothing to do with programmers comments. One day, long ago, slashies were disabled on Fark, they are of course, back. In that brief time I needed something to comfort me, which I found with the copyright sign. Its very easy to type, and it stuck. So, to put aside all your witty comments, if you had any idea of the history of that brief period, you'd find that it is really just a meaningless symbol that I type to symbolize the end of that particular comment.

Or, you are just being a snotty douche, and in that case, (insert bronx cheer), happy Halloween!
 
2012-10-21 05:59:59 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Brick-House: Kumana Wanalaia: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 500x250]

barcode???

The Doppler effect


OK, still looks like a barcode to me.
 
2012-10-21 06:02:04 PM
The actual #9 from "The Frisky":

9. The person who got drunk and took off all the identifying parts of their costume. Now they're just wearing a brown leotard and novelty teeth and muttering about how much they love everyone. Very unsettling.

ABC News fails on so many counts....

Also:

i.imgur.com

Apparently it's a thing to dress up like Gallagher and Young Einstein and go as a couple.
 
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