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(Forbes)   Scientists who drilled into Antarctic Lake Vostok, buried for millions of years, have so far found no life. But they promise to keep searching for alien microbes which will invade our brains and turn us into Cthulhu's minions   ( ) divider line
    More: Followup, Lake Vostok, Cthulhu, microbes  
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2534 clicks; posted to Geek » on 21 Oct 2012 at 6:05 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-21 06:19:46 PM  
3 votes:
2012-10-22 10:19:40 AM  
1 vote:
They didn't find it, because Jesus didn't put any down there.

Take that SCIENCE!!!!!
2012-10-22 06:44:51 AM  
1 vote:

Counter_Intelligent: I wonder if animals with radial symmetry could have evolved intelligence.

Do octopi count?
2012-10-22 04:22:31 AM  
1 vote:

Krynoid unavailable for comment
2012-10-22 03:16:21 AM  
1 vote:
2012-10-22 01:09:18 AM  
1 vote:

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Leave it to a bunch of foreigners to discover something is cold as ice.

Someday they'll pay the price, I know.
2012-10-21 10:14:24 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-21 09:40:26 PM  
1 vote:
Elder things != Cthulhu, Subs.
2012-10-21 08:32:56 PM  
1 vote:

PonceAlyosha: At least Namor won't have to choke a biatch.

Aquaman might have to get stabby with his pitchfork and/or claw, tho.
2012-10-21 06:55:31 PM  
1 vote:
And in six months they'll be selling "Lake Vostok bottled water" at $1.99 a liter.
2012-10-21 06:49:57 PM  
1 vote:
I thought it was pretty obvious that they don't know what they're doing, considering that Second Impact is running 12 years late.
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