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(The Tennessean)   Pro-tip: If you burglarize a house, don't celebrate your ill-gotten gains by standing around in the backyard drinking beer   (tennessean.com) divider line 16
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2012-10-21 01:40:16 PM
Bless his pointy little head.
 
2012-10-21 02:20:50 PM
"a beer in one hand and another beer in his back pocket"

At least he saved one for the victim.
 
2012-10-21 04:36:55 PM
Just like with the bacon, it's loot, flee, then celebrate at YOUR home, dumbass.
 
2012-10-21 04:37:24 PM
Ah, Tennessee. You never cease to make me proud to be a resident of your state.

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2012-10-21 04:40:18 PM
He used rubber gloves to keep fingerprints out of the equation, but he accidentally left his entire body at the crime scene.
 
2012-10-21 04:41:59 PM
"Brock also left his ID at the home."

Darwin: "Soon."
 
2012-10-21 04:43:29 PM
Some folk will never eat a skunk
and then again some folk will........

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2012-10-21 04:49:02 PM
Wanted for questioning:

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2012-10-21 04:51:56 PM
"Brock also left his ID at the home."


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Hey now! Those things are important. Can't just be leaving them around...
 
2012-10-21 04:55:05 PM
It seems like every few weeks there is news of someone being caught because he decided to cook/sleep/shower/drink/eat while they are burglarizing a home. Why would they do that instead of getting out of there as fast as possible?
 
2012-10-21 05:00:57 PM

talkertopc: It seems like every few weeks there is news of someone being caught because he decided to cook/sleep/shower/drink/eat while they are burglarizing a home. Why would they do that instead of getting out of there as fast as possible?


He assumed he had more time than he did?
 
2012-10-21 05:05:56 PM
If he was mentally ill than we should probably start to encourage profiling...
 
2012-10-21 05:28:51 PM

talkertopc: It seems like every few weeks there is news of someone being caught because he decided to cook/sleep/shower/drink/eat while they are burglarizing a home. Why would they do that instead of getting out of there as fast as possible?


In case you hadn't noticed, a lot of criminals aren't terribly bright.
 
2012-10-21 06:25:08 PM
Clarksville, huh...shoulda known.

I was initially guessing Pulaski or Smyrna.
 
2012-10-21 06:47:35 PM

talkertopc: It seems like every few weeks there is news of someone being caught because he decided to cook/sleep/shower/drink/eat while they are burglarizing a home. Why would they do that instead of getting out of there as fast as possible?


Gyrfalcon's Law strikes again!
 
2012-10-21 07:38:49 PM
Zippy the Pinhead says: You have a point there, young man. And as long as you wear a hat, no one will notice.
 
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