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2012-10-21 12:58:15 PM  
Why would I want to write a poem about a place that is primarily known as where Chicago goes to die once the social security checks start coming in?
 
2012-10-21 01:05:17 PM  
Demographic group:
Old farks who hate Jews too much
To choose Florida
 
2012-10-21 01:10:19 PM  
Stolen from Dineh
Shih-chai would have wept seing
Number of morons
 
2012-10-21 01:16:23 PM  
Arizona state
Has beautiful scenery
But damn it's so hot
 
2012-10-21 01:17:51 PM  
Brewer, Sheriff Joe,
and the tards who elect them
good burritos though.
 
2012-10-21 01:31:15 PM  
Show us your papers.
No tiene papeles?
Bueno, go to jail.
 
2012-10-21 01:48:13 PM  
Racist dumbass farks
Morons hating for no reason
Liberty hiding
 
2012-10-21 01:54:17 PM  
Sheriff Arpaio
of Maricopa County
likes to blow donkeys
 
2012-10-21 01:57:36 PM  
Arizona is
Home to a gigantic hole
Enough about Jan
 
2012-10-21 02:02:42 PM  
Hot trackless desert
Too hot for white hooded robe
Wear cop's badge instead
 
2012-10-21 02:05:45 PM  
I'm guessing they aren't gonna publish mine.
 
2012-10-21 02:07:14 PM  
Arizona really was a gas
I was screwed up in a total mess
Mind blowing all the way, you know
Just out of sight

Some girl stopped me in the street at night
Ooh, what a knockout and she felt so right
Ooh, yeah, she took my breath away
Just out of sight

Loved her in her car
Took me to the stars
Babe, we went nuts all the way

Loved her on the moon
Morning came too soon
She got me high and loose, loose, loose

Arizona really feels alright
Girls swing here and they treat you right
Have so many special ways, you know
And that's alright

Was so hard to leave and say goodbye
I'd like to stay and have another try
Mind blowing all the way, you know
Just out of sight

Loved her in her car
Took me to the stars
Babe, we went nuts all the way

Loved her on the moon
Morning came too soon
She got me high and loose, loose, loose

Loved her in her car
Took me to the stars
Babe, we went nuts all the way

Loved her on the moon
Morning came too soon
She got me high and loose, loose, loose

Ooh, what a night
Yes, a good time
Out of sight
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, what a night
Ooh, what a night
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, what a night
 
2012-10-21 02:18:47 PM  
Scared old white people
Afraid of minorities
Acting like Nazis
 
2012-10-21 02:25:55 PM  
Got arrested here
Thrown into a tiny tent
Dehydrated. Dead.
 
2012-10-21 03:16:06 PM  
Arizona! Dude!
You sure ain't California!
Dude! Arizona!
 
2012-10-21 03:31:09 PM  
So hot, so crazy
It must be Arizona
Our insane girlfriend
 
2012-10-21 03:35:38 PM  
It's Arizona
to the south of Utah state
Know squat about it


/it's covered in sand, right?
 
2012-10-21 03:45:33 PM  
Roses are red
Mexicans are brown
if they don't have papers
then send 'em back down
 
2012-10-21 03:49:27 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Arizona really was a gas
I was screwed up in a total mess
Mind blowing all the way, you know
Just out of sight

Some girl stopped me in the street at night
Ooh, what a knockout and she felt so right
Ooh, yeah, she took my breath away
Just out of sight

Loved her in her car
Took me to the stars
Babe, we went nuts all the way

Loved her on the moon
Morning came too soon
She got me high and loose, loose, loose

Arizona really feels alright
Girls swing here and they treat you right
Have so many special ways, you know
And that's alright

Was so hard to leave and say goodbye
I'd like to stay and have another try
Mind blowing all the way, you know
Just out of sight

Loved her in her car
Took me to the stars
Babe, we went nuts all the way

Loved her on the moon
Morning came too soon
She got me high and loose, loose, loose

Loved her in her car
Took me to the stars
Babe, we went nuts all the way

Loved her on the moon
Morning came too soon
She got me high and loose, loose, loose

Ooh, what a night
Yes, a good time
Out of sight
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, what a night
Ooh, what a night
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, what a night


Yeah yeah oh what a night (Klaus vibrato here)
 
2012-10-21 03:54:45 PM  
Arizona is a farking shiathole.

/I suck at haikus
 
2012-10-21 03:59:01 PM  
Home of sherrif Joe
A racist,bigot, asshole
The same elects him

There lives there a sherrif named Joe
One of our biggest assholes
He hates people of brown
And is a big ass clown
I'm sure their dicks he wants to blow
 
2012-10-21 03:59:20 PM  
old people desert
boo illegal immigrants
hooray scorpions
 
2012-10-21 03:59:54 PM  
I love Medium
Psychic show set in that state
Hated the last ep
 
2012-10-21 04:00:21 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Arizona is a farking shiathole.

/I suck at haikus


Let me fix it:

Arizona is
a farking shiathole, but you
already knew that.
 
2012-10-21 04:02:03 PM  
Hockey in the desert
Is a majorly bad idea
Move the Coyotes

/ASAP
//preferably to Seattle
 
2012-10-21 04:02:30 PM  
I don't recall my
Visit, but I'm in shots of
Meteor Crater.
 
2012-10-21 04:02:45 PM  
Oh, Arizona
You're JFK on the map.
Back and to the left.

/got nothin'
 
2012-10-21 04:03:14 PM  
Angry Lesbian
Lost her leg in airplane crash
Call her "McStumpy"

/wait wha?
 
2012-10-21 04:03:36 PM  
Something something hot.
Something something meth something.
Old people something.
 
2012-10-21 04:04:05 PM  
Isn't that the place
crazier than Florida?
Fark that, I'm not going.
 
2012-10-21 04:04:43 PM  
Gabrielle Giffords
Got a bullet through the head
Nuke Arizona
 
2012-10-21 04:04:52 PM  
It's Arizona.
Chock full of Teabagger scum.
God damn it so much.
 
2012-10-21 04:05:07 PM  
Where old people go
To guarantee heaven's spot
Since they lived in hell
 
2012-10-21 04:06:34 PM  
Arizona
A state known for Scottsdale
Where all the flesh and fiber is artificial
Where the gashes tromp about selling their false wares

Give me money and a false sense of security
The status will be fleeting
But the herpes and oozing sores will last for eternity
And that's all they'll leave you will after your 401K is gone

Vacuous college girls with silicone in their veins
Implants and perfume hide imperfections
At least for now
Maybe now daddy will love me

I'm not an object
Objectify me
I'm not a human
Humanize me

/R.Frost - slight return
 
2012-10-21 04:06:51 PM  
Can't think of how to put this in haiku form, but Arizona is beautiful and the asshattery in politics here is the creation of snowbirds and farkholes in scottsdale.

/not mutually exclusive
 
2012-10-21 04:07:28 PM  
The rattlesnake basks in the autumn sun,
his cold eyes full of contempt.
He belongs here - you don't.
 
2012-10-21 04:07:34 PM  
Arizona sucks
All of Arizona sucks
Sucks sucks sucks and sucks
 
2012-10-21 04:08:07 PM  
"You got a panty
on your head." Arizona's
state motto, you know?
 
2012-10-21 04:08:54 PM  
The place where
racists kick out the
Mexicans
 
2012-10-21 04:10:45 PM  
Whoops that was only 353

Arizona: the
place where the racists kick out
all the Mexicans


/575
 
2012-10-21 04:10:53 PM  
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Come to Arizona as a wetback and
joe arpaio will jail you.
 
2012-10-21 04:11:08 PM  
There is no more weed
What will we do without weed
Who will bring the weed
 
2012-10-21 04:11:42 PM  
Eucalyptus full
and dip like weeping willows
hot clouds like pillows
 
2012-10-21 04:14:17 PM  
Arizona is
really really farking hot
It burns when I pee.
 
2012-10-21 04:14:29 PM  
bell rock sedona
painted desert surreal light
fark you sherrif joe
 
2012-10-21 04:14:45 PM  
The Grand Canyon state
Many Latinos call home
Here comes Sheriff Joe

OR...

One hundred degrees
Middle of January
But its a dry heat
 
2012-10-21 04:16:12 PM  
prefer a coma
to life in arizona
come lick my bona
 
2012-10-21 04:16:46 PM  
I slept in your deserts
boots off, ashtray nearby
your natives weep, still
 
2012-10-21 04:18:16 PM  
A short haiku?

/"haiku or short poem" would have sounded better
 
2012-10-21 04:19:38 PM  
And all you can do is laugh at her doesn't anybody know how to pray
Arizona take off your rainbow shades
Arizona have another look at the world
Arizona cut off your Indian braids
Arizona why dontcha go my way
Strip off your pride your acting like a teeny-bopper run away shy
Strip off the paint from the face of a little child saint
Arizona take off your hobo shoes
Arizona why dontcha go my way
 
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