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(The Sun)   Dear Deidre: I am 21 and having mindblowing sex with my cousin's 33-year-old boyfriend. He said he's tired of his current girl and wants to make me his new girl. The family found out, and he has dumped me. I still love him. What should I do?   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 132
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2012-10-21 12:52:30 PM  
He started collecting me from work some days and we'd have wonderful sex, usually in the back of his car.

Now that's romance.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-10-21 01:32:32 PM  
If you're into the fark her then dump her thing, she's definitely a good choice. Hot and annoying.
 
2012-10-21 01:38:28 PM  
FTFA: He doesn't love my cousin. They live together because he can't afford to buy her out of the flat they share. He's told me many times, especially when we are making love, he wants to dump her and marry me.

www.bloodygoodhorror.com
 
2012-10-21 02:41:31 PM  
Such is the life of a ho.
 
2012-10-21 02:59:09 PM  
What should I do?

Show us your tits.
 
2012-10-21 03:00:42 PM  
What a stupid slut. Do girls really fall for assholes like that?

/nevermind
 
2012-10-21 03:02:22 PM  

jaylectricity: What should I do?

Show us your tits.


Offer her a lift to the supermarket. She sounds lonely.
 
2012-10-21 03:02:40 PM  
You're a whore. A lying, deceitful whore, and if I was your cousin and found out about what you and my boyfriend were doing, I'd shove a baseball bat up your ass and turn you into a lollipop.

So what you should you do is close your legs and find a man who isn't already farking someone else.
 
2012-10-21 03:02:50 PM  

AbbeySomeone: What a stupid slut. Do girls really fall for assholes like that?

/nevermind


Birds of a feather flock together.
 
2012-10-21 03:04:44 PM  

AbbeySomeone: What a stupid slut. Do girls really fall for assholes like that?

/nevermind


If Brad Pitt says, "nice tits, sweet ass!" Then women find it sexy. If I said it, then women accuse me of sexual harassment.
 
2012-10-21 03:06:08 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: AbbeySomeone: What a stupid slut. Do girls really fall for assholes like that?

/nevermind

If Brad Pitt says, "nice tits, sweet ass!" Then women find it sexy. If I said it, then women accuse me of sexual harassment.


I'd only find it sexy if I were single and he was single. Since I'm not single and he's got about 5 billion kids with arguably one of the hottest pieces of ass in Hollywood....it would be sleazy, and I'd feel bad for his kids.
 
2012-10-21 03:07:00 PM  

Coco LaFemme: You're a whore. A lying, deceitful whore, and if I was your cousin and found out about what you and my boyfriend were doing, I'd shove a baseball bat up your ass and turn you into a lollipop.

So what you should you do is close your legs and find a man who isn't already farking someone else.


She's only 21 and its her first guy. I think the 30 year old man has a lot more responsibility here.
 
2012-10-21 03:12:13 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Darth_Lukecash: AbbeySomeone: What a stupid slut. Do girls really fall for assholes like that?

/nevermind

If Brad Pitt says, "nice tits, sweet ass!" Then women find it sexy. If I said it, then women accuse me of sexual harassment.

I'd only find it sexy if I were single and he was single. Since I'm not single and he's got about 5 billion kids with arguably one of the hottest pieces of ass in Hollywood....it would be sleazy, and I'd feel bad for his kids.


I can almost be certain that a small part if you would think, "Brad Pitt wants me more than Angelina.. Take that beyotch!"
 
2012-10-21 03:16:49 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: Coco LaFemme: You're a whore. A lying, deceitful whore, and if I was your cousin and found out about what you and my boyfriend were doing, I'd shove a baseball bat up your ass and turn you into a lollipop.

So what you should you do is close your legs and find a man who isn't already farking someone else.

She's only 21 and its her first guy. I think the 30 year old man has a lot more responsibility here.


I don't buy that narrative. She knows this man is currently schtupping her cousin, but she's farking him anyway. I don't care if it's her first lover or her 100th. If this was some dude she randomly met at a bar, and it turned out he lied to her and he's married with four kids, yeah, I can see saying the guy is to blame - she didn't know. However, both parties in this story know they're being duplicitous. She's as responsible as he is, and using her youth and/or relative inexperience to deflect that away from her does them both a disservice.

If she's wants to fark around with a man who is seeing someone else, she can damn well take responsibility for her actions. Put on your big girl panties and grow up.
 
2012-10-21 03:20:06 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: Coco LaFemme: Darth_Lukecash: AbbeySomeone: What a stupid slut. Do girls really fall for assholes like that?

/nevermind

If Brad Pitt says, "nice tits, sweet ass!" Then women find it sexy. If I said it, then women accuse me of sexual harassment.

I'd only find it sexy if I were single and he was single. Since I'm not single and he's got about 5 billion kids with arguably one of the hottest pieces of ass in Hollywood....it would be sleazy, and I'd feel bad for his kids.

I can almost be certain that a small part if you would think, "Brad Pitt wants me more than Angelina.. Take that beyotch!"


It would be a nice boost to my ego, sure. The difference is whether you'd actually act on that or not, and while I can say to myself, "Hot damn, Brad Pitt's farking Angelina Jolie and thinks I'm hot!", I'd also think....."He's farking Angelina Jolie, what the hell is he doing coming on to me?"

I still wouldn't act on it and think he's a bit gross. If you're not satisfied with your current partner, Ms. Jolie or otherwise, leave them. Don't foist your insecurities on someone else.
 
2012-10-21 03:35:29 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Darth_Lukecash: Coco LaFemme: Darth_Lukecash: AbbeySomeone: What a stupid slut. Do girls really fall for assholes like that?

/nevermind

If Brad Pitt says, "nice tits, sweet ass!" Then women find it sexy. If I said it, then women accuse me of sexual harassment.

I'd only find it sexy if I were single and he was single. Since I'm not single and he's got about 5 billion kids with arguably one of the hottest pieces of ass in Hollywood....it would be sleazy, and I'd feel bad for his kids.

I can almost be certain that a small part if you would think, "Brad Pitt wants me more than Angelina.. Take that beyotch!"

It would be a nice boost to my ego, sure. The difference is whether you'd actually act on that or not, and while I can say to myself, "Hot damn, Brad Pitt's farking Angelina Jolie and thinks I'm hot!", I'd also think....."He's farking Angelina Jolie, what the hell is he doing coming on to me?"

I still wouldn't act on it and think he's a bit gross. If you're not satisfied with your current partner, Ms. Jolie or otherwise, leave them. Don't foist your insecurities on someone else.


That's some epic level conventional monogamy mindset, there.

/not that there's anything wrong with that
 
2012-10-21 03:43:26 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Coco LaFemme: Darth_Lukecash: Coco LaFemme: Darth_Lukecash: AbbeySomeone: What a stupid slut. Do girls really fall for assholes like that?

/nevermind

If Brad Pitt says, "nice tits, sweet ass!" Then women find it sexy. If I said it, then women accuse me of sexual harassment.

I'd only find it sexy if I were single and he was single. Since I'm not single and he's got about 5 billion kids with arguably one of the hottest pieces of ass in Hollywood....it would be sleazy, and I'd feel bad for his kids.

I can almost be certain that a small part if you would think, "Brad Pitt wants me more than Angelina.. Take that beyotch!"

It would be a nice boost to my ego, sure. The difference is whether you'd actually act on that or not, and while I can say to myself, "Hot damn, Brad Pitt's farking Angelina Jolie and thinks I'm hot!", I'd also think....."He's farking Angelina Jolie, what the hell is he doing coming on to me?"

I still wouldn't act on it and think he's a bit gross. If you're not satisfied with your current partner, Ms. Jolie or otherwise, leave them. Don't foist your insecurities on someone else.

That's some epic level conventional monogamy mindset, there.

/not that there's anything wrong with that


I just don't like cheating. I think it's gross. I also think it's incredibly immature and not behavior grown folks should be engaging in. I've been with my boyfriend over 10 years now, and if the time ever came where I just got sick and tired of him, the adult thing to do would be to tell him from my end, the relationship has run its course. I just don't feel what I used to feel, and it's not fair to him to be with someone who doesn't love him back. It would not be adult to go find some guy for a random hook-up. You know what I mean?

Be man (or woman) enough to admit that you just don't want to be with that person anymore. Don't sneak around behind their back getting your rocks off. They're going to be hurt that you want to end things, you don't need to compound that by embarrassing and humiliating them too.
 
2012-10-21 03:46:52 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Darth_Lukecash: Coco LaFemme: Darth_Lukecash: AbbeySomeone: What a stupid slut. Do girls really fall for assholes like that?

/nevermind

If Brad Pitt says, "nice tits, sweet ass!" Then women find it sexy. If I said it, then women accuse me of sexual harassment.

I'd only find it sexy if I were single and he was single. Since I'm not single and he's got about 5 billion kids with arguably one of the hottest pieces of ass in Hollywood....it would be sleazy, and I'd feel bad for his kids.

I can almost be certain that a small part if you would think, "Brad Pitt wants me more than Angelina.. Take that beyotch!"

It would be a nice boost to my ego, sure. The difference is whether you'd actually act on that or not, and while I can say to myself, "Hot damn, Brad Pitt's farking Angelina Jolie and thinks I'm hot!", I'd also think....."He's farking Angelina Jolie, what the hell is he doing coming on to me?"

I still wouldn't act on it and think he's a bit gross. If you're not satisfied with your current partner, Ms. Jolie or otherwise, leave them. Don't foist your insecurities on someone else.


How you doin'?
 
2012-10-21 04:11:15 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Darth_Lukecash: Coco LaFemme: You're a whore. A lying, deceitful whore, and if I was your cousin and found out about what you and my boyfriend were doing, I'd shove a baseball bat up your ass and turn you into a lollipop.

So what you should you do is close your legs and find a man who isn't already farking someone else.

She's only 21 and its her first guy. I think the 30 year old man has a lot more responsibility here.

I don't buy that narrative. She knows this man is currently schtupping her cousin, but she's farking him anyway. I don't care if it's her first lover or her 100th. If this was some dude she randomly met at a bar, and it turned out he lied to her and he's married with four kids, yeah, I can see saying the guy is to blame - she didn't know. However, both parties in this story know they're being duplicitous. She's as responsible as he is, and using her youth and/or relative inexperience to deflect that away from her does them both a disservice.

If she's wants to fark around with a man who is seeing someone else, she can damn well take responsibility for her actions. Put on your big girl panties and grow up.


He is exactly as responsible as she is. Period.
They both decided to fark.
He cheated on his gf. She cheated with him.

fark em both.
 
2012-10-21 04:11:23 PM  
Dear Drew,

I've made up a sordid, but nonetheless fake story in an attempt to drive hits on my web site. Would you take this bundle of cash in exchange for posting it on your link aggregator?

Sincerely,
The Sun
 
2012-10-21 04:14:24 PM  
And also the ever present, "If s/he's doing that with you, what assurances s/he won't do it to you?"

And don't tell me you are cool with it. Unless you have both have agreed that is the rule for both of you, you aren't both cool with it.

/But then, some people don't want that much out of a relationship. Some people admit it and others feel it makes them look bad if they say that. NTTAWWT To each their own.
 
2012-10-21 04:21:19 PM  
stay in kentucky
 
2012-10-21 04:22:27 PM  

Coco LaFemme: You're a whore. A lying, deceitful whore, and if I was your cousin and found out about what you and my boyfriend were doing, I'd shove a baseball bat up your ass and turn you into a lollipop.

So what you should you do is close your legs and find a man who isn't already farking someone else.


/was going to add something, but you've covered it. nice job.
 
2012-10-21 04:25:59 PM  
People still fall for this schtick? This is worse than Penthouse Forum for truthiness.
 
2012-10-21 04:29:36 PM  

Babwa Wawa: Dear Drew,

I've made up a sordid, but nonetheless fake story in an attempt to drive hits on my web site. Would you take this bundle of cash in exchange for posting it on your link aggregator?

Sincerely,
The Sun


Very true.

It doesn't even have to be made up. This type of story isn't that uncommon. You could pretty much find people willing to put their names on it and then embellish as much as you want. Chances are it will also be true. However, If the couple in question want a retraction printed, everyone they know will play them the world's smallest violin.
 
2012-10-21 04:29:40 PM  

Coco LaFemme: I just don't like cheating. I think it's gross. I also think it's incredibly immature and not behavior grown folks should be engaging in. I've been with my boyfriend over 10 years now, and if the time ever came where I just got sick and tired of him, the adult thing to do would be to tell him from my end, the relationship has run its course.


Amen. Anything else is incredibly childish and, like you said, gross.
 
2012-10-21 04:30:43 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: AbbeySomeone: What a stupid slut. Do girls really fall for assholes like that?

/nevermind

If Brad Pitt says, "nice tits, sweet ass!" Then women find it sexy. If I said it, then women accuse me of sexual harassment.


2.bp.blogspot.com
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-21 04:30:57 PM  
She's a slut, the guy's an asshole, and I don't give a rats ass about either of them.
 
2012-10-21 04:31:34 PM  
And another thing... Why is it always fantastic sex? Why not mediocre sex with the guy because you're 21 and haven't the faintest idea what you're doing and he's just getting back at his girlfriend because she once said that she liked her men a little less hairy?

Guess that spoils the fantasy.
 
2012-10-21 04:31:52 PM  

Coco LaFemme: You're a whore. A lying, deceitful whore, and if I was your cousin and found out about what you and my boyfriend were doing, I'd shove a baseball bat up your ass and turn you into a lollipop.

So what you should you do is close your legs and find a man who isn't already farking someone else

your cousin.
 
2012-10-21 04:32:02 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: So what you should you do is close your legs and find a man who isn't already farking someone else.


The only reason why I hate that phrase is because some of the best positions require her to keep her legs closed.
 
2012-10-21 04:34:37 PM  
She's 21 years old, falls for this guy and it's the first man she's slept with, and she's ready to marry him? Yeah you are going to have a bad time later on in life, lady. And her cousin has 2 kids from a previous relationship. This sounds like a big fail of a family.
 
2012-10-21 04:37:35 PM  

Makh: Bit'O'Gristle: So what you should you do is close your legs and find a man who isn't already farking someone else.

The only reason why I hate that phrase is because some of the best positions require her to keep her legs closed.



So you gonna elaborate on this, or leave us in the dark?

/Missionary, cowgirl/reverse cowgirl, doggy style seems to be the norm around here
 
2012-10-21 04:38:14 PM  

Darth_Lukecash: AbbeySomeone: What a stupid slut. Do girls really fall for assholes like that?

/nevermind

If Brad Pitt says, "nice tits, sweet ass!" Then women find it sexy. If I said it, then women accuse me of sexual harassment.


Actually I'd find that creepy as hell even from Brad Pitt.
 
2012-10-21 04:39:55 PM  
Sorry, but I just can't get this picture of a chubby, pasty faced redhead with razor thin eyebrows out of my mind.
 
2012-10-21 04:40:54 PM  
tombradysexharassment.jpg
 
2012-10-21 04:41:25 PM  
There's only one thing *to* do. GJTB
 
2012-10-21 04:42:47 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Coco LaFemme: You're a whore. A lying, deceitful whore, and if I was your cousin and found out about what you and my boyfriend were doing, I'd shove a baseball bat up your ass and turn you into a lollipop.

So what you should you do is close your legs and find a man who isn't already farking someone else.

/was going to add something, but you've covered it. nice job.


Just what I was going to say. The lollipop line is just awesome. So stealing that phrase. Subsequent comments are nice too.

I would like to add that if the cousin and this um "man" have an open relationship agreement or are not exclusive to each other then he and the girl are free to do whatever they want. Just because your farkin doesn't imply exclusivity and yes, I didn't bother TRTFA.
 
2012-10-21 04:42:56 PM  
The Sun? I'm sure it's legit.
 
2012-10-21 04:43:11 PM  
Considering this story is made up... I shouldn't be analyzing this... but it's bothering me.

"I had a Doctor's appt... but my cousin called to ask me to babysit... I had my boyfriend do it..."

Ummm... just say "No, sorry. I have an appointment." And why is the cousin asking her when her dumbass boyfriend is available? C'maaan man.

Whoever made the story up had full creative license for a neat/cool/funny way to get caught... and this is the best they could do?

Fail.
 
2012-10-21 04:43:22 PM  
Without a doubt, she is a cutter.
 
2012-10-21 04:44:18 PM  

Coco LaFemme: TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: Coco LaFemme: Darth_Lukecash: Coco LaFemme: Darth_Lukecash: AbbeySomeone: What a stupid slut. Do girls really fall for assholes like that?

/nevermind

If Brad Pitt says, "nice tits, sweet ass!" Then women find it sexy. If I said it, then women accuse me of sexual harassment.

I'd only find it sexy if I were single and he was single. Since I'm not single and he's got about 5 billion kids with arguably one of the hottest pieces of ass in Hollywood....it would be sleazy, and I'd feel bad for his kids.

I can almost be certain that a small part if you would think, "Brad Pitt wants me more than Angelina.. Take that beyotch!"

It would be a nice boost to my ego, sure. The difference is whether you'd actually act on that or not, and while I can say to myself, "Hot damn, Brad Pitt's farking Angelina Jolie and thinks I'm hot!", I'd also think....."He's farking Angelina Jolie, what the hell is he doing coming on to me?"

I still wouldn't act on it and think he's a bit gross. If you're not satisfied with your current partner, Ms. Jolie or otherwise, leave them. Don't foist your insecurities on someone else.

That's some epic level conventional monogamy mindset, there.

/not that there's anything wrong with that

I just don't like cheating. I think it's gross. I also think it's incredibly immature and not behavior grown folks should be engaging in. I've been with my boyfriend over 10 years now, and if the time ever came where I just got sick and tired of him, the adult thing to do would be to tell him from my end, the relationship has run its course. I just don't feel what I used to feel, and it's not fair to him to be with someone who doesn't love him back. It would not be adult to go find some guy for a random hook-up. You know what I mean?

Be man (or woman) enough to admit that you just don't want to be with that person anymore. Don't sneak around behind their back getting your rocks off. They're going to be hurt that you want to end thing ...


I agree with this.
 
2012-10-21 04:44:50 PM  

Aidan: And another thing... Why is it always fantastic sex? Why not mediocre sex with the guy because you're 21 and haven't the faintest idea what you're doing and he's just getting back at his girlfriend because she once said that she liked her men a little less hairy?

Guess that spoils the fantasy.


That's kind of what I was thinking. Any 21 year old who knows what "mindblowing" or "wonderful" sex is, usually doesn't know what the hell they're talking about. Especially if it's in a car.
 
2012-10-21 04:46:33 PM  

Coco LaFemme: I just don't like cheating. I think it's gross. I also think it's incredibly immature and not behavior grown folks should be engaging in. I've been with my boyfriend over 10 years now, and if the time ever came where I just got sick and tired of him, the adult thing to do would be to tell him from my end, the relationship has run its course. I just don't feel what I used to feel, and it's not fair to him to be with someone who doesn't love him back. It would not be adult to go find some guy for a random hook-up. You know what I mean?

Be man (or woman) enough to admit that you just don't want to be with that person anymore. Don't sneak around behind their back getting your rocks off. They're going to be hurt that you want to end things, you don't need to compound that by embarrassing and humiliating them too.


Sharing is caring.
 
2012-10-21 04:47:00 PM  

Babwa Wawa: Dear Drew,

I've made up a sordid, but nonetheless fake story in an attempt to drive hits on my web site. Would you take this bundle of cash in exchange for posting it on your link aggregator?

Sincerely,
The Sun


LOL you and your imaginative notions! Like that would ever happen.
 
2012-10-21 04:48:32 PM  

Ball Zitch: Aidan: And another thing... Why is it always fantastic sex? Why not mediocre sex with the guy because you're 21 and haven't the faintest idea what you're doing and he's just getting back at his girlfriend because she once said that she liked her men a little less hairy?

Guess that spoils the fantasy.

That's kind of what I was thinking. Any 21 year old who knows what "mindblowing" or "wonderful" sex is, usually doesn't know what the hell they're talking about. Especially if it's in a car.


Well, I guess we all know now who hasn't had toe curling sex in the back seat of a 1975 Ford Pinto, don't we Ball Zitch?
 
2012-10-21 04:48:44 PM  

Coco LaFemme: he's got about 5 billion kids with arguably one of the hottest pieces of ass in Hollywood


He knocked up Jessica Alba? THAT BASTARD!
 
2012-10-21 04:50:59 PM  

Aidan: And another thing... Why is it always fantastic sex? Why not mediocre sex with the guy because you're 21 and haven't the faintest idea what you're doing and he's just getting back at his girlfriend because she once said that she liked her men a little less hairy?

Guess that spoils the fantasy.


Yeah, I'm having some trouble believing she's been having fantastic sex with this dude in the back of his car. Especially since she admits to having nothing to compare it to.
 
2012-10-21 04:51:10 PM  

Zombie Butler: Bit'O'Gristle: Coco LaFemme: You're a whore. A lying, deceitful whore, and if I was your cousin and found out about what you and my boyfriend were doing, I'd shove a baseball bat up your ass and turn you into a lollipop.

So what you should you do is close your legs and find a man who isn't already farking someone else.

/was going to add something, but you've covered it. nice job.

Just what I was going to say. The lollipop line is just awesome. So stealing that phrase. Subsequent comments are nice too.

I would like to add that if the cousin and this um "man" have an open relationship agreement or are not exclusive to each other then he and the girl are free to do whatever they want. Just because your farkin doesn't imply exclusivity and yes, I didn't bother TRTFA.


The cousin sounds like the type to use his behaviour as a tool of manipulation in the future. I'd toss his ass out and set his sh*t on fire. The letter writer is 21 and never been laid? She sounds ugly.

Also to Coco: I am a bit disappointed that you didn't want to shove the bat up her cooch.
 
2012-10-21 04:52:33 PM  
I suspect everyone involved in this story is not particularly good looking.
 
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