Contents Under Pressure: I must be the only person on fark who doesn't have a problem with hipsters. They operate food trucks all over town here and the stuff they make is really tasty. They are youthful and have enough energy and money to fix up run down houses and condos. I run into hipster girls at knitting circles and they really take to it with a lot of enthusiasm and become quite good at it.So, sorry. I'm just not finding room to work up a head of hate.Carry on, then.
7FARK7: Odd, I've never seen a hipster armed to the gills with assault weapons.
brantgoose: Hipsters and cities may be annoying but they are part of the natural world, like jungles and termites...
jonny99: Just stopped by to say it's great that somebody else with 2 brain cells to rub together in this thread.
OscarTamerz: I for one applaud hipsters moving to Detroit. Short of marching them lockstep into a tree chipper I can't think of a more efficient way of ridding the earth of their douchebaggery. Better get some some fair trade carbon neutral locally produced 9 mms and kevlar ironic sweater vests brraaa. Oh yeah, let your next of kin know who has your last dental X-rays.
lohphat: bel4sucks: LOL almost nothing gets you grumpy old biatches blood all riled up like the word hipster marginally employable, ironic tatt and glasses and ugly sneaker wearing, beater bike riding, overgrown children.FTFY
bel4sucks: LOL almost nothing gets you grumpy old biatches blood all riled up like the word hipster.
chunk75: Nuke it from orbit.
Sock Ruh Tease: [i.imgur.com image 481x359]
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: After the fifty-foot wall is built, fill it up with water. Michigan needs lakes.
smitty04: [fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com image 600x600]Detroit fixer-upper.
i upped my meds-up yours: lohphat: bel4sucks: LOL almost nothing gets you grumpy old biatches blood all riled up like the word hipster marginally employable, ironic tatt and glasses and ugly sneaker wearing, beater bike riding, overgrown children.FTFYYes, there really are people who would pass up hipsterdom in favor of festering anarchic shiatholes of crime where life is cheap as dirt. Most of them nurture fantasies of armed, gated "communities" where supply side Jesus rules and greasing wanna-be Trayvons will be as acceptable as raking the leaves.These folks know they can keep their guns and their derp based politics in that world, whereas in hipster utopia they will be the scum washed off the pavement. That's scary shiat, folks...scary to them, and scary to the rest of us to know they think that way.
JasonOfOrillia: Jeez Subby, I am irritated by hipsters alot too.
ZeroCorpse: styckx: So it's safe now to buy a gentrified urban penthouse and walk the fine streets of Detroit wearing bright white iphone earbuds, a messenger bag while asking the natives where I can buy a pack of American Spirits?Oh, hell no. If you do that, they'll find your body in a vacant lot or burned-out book warehouse, stripped bare and violated.A lot of the hipsters who say they're in "Detroit" are actually in the suburbs around Detroit, and just visit the city center (the only decent place in the city) for trendy bullshiat, and so they can say they are from Detroit... Because that sounds lot more impressive than saying you're from Ferndale.F♥ck Detroit. It sucks. It has always sucked, and it always will suck. If I ever go back, it will be because I was dragged there against my will. And honestly, if hipsters take the place over and the gangbangers go away, I think that's WORSE than just letting the place fall to crime. At least the criminals aren't pretentious douchebags.
styckx: So it's safe now to buy a gentrified urban penthouse and walk the fine streets of Detroit wearing bright white iphone earbuds, a messenger bag while asking the natives where I can buy a pack of American Spirits?
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