logistic: "Man kills neighbor's dog for no apparent reason"

Not fta - After witnessing his dog being shot, the owner ran to him shouting, "Haaaang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on."

Dad, you missed a spot.

deadsanta: "Excessive playing of Alanis Morissette incites battery
Jacksonville police arrived at a home in the 1400 block of Palm Avenue Sunday night to find a man with a large cut on his face and an unusual explanation.

The victim told police his boyfriend, 24-year-old Allen Blair Casey, hit him in the face with a plate because he was listening to Alanis Morissette, according to the report.

Casey had fled the scene, but was located at a park a short distance away.

"I asked the suspect if it was because he was listening to Alanis Morissette and the suspect stated, 'That's all that - - listens to.' "

No jury could possibly convict that man.

"Excessive playing of Alanis Morissette incites battery
Jacksonville police arrived at a home in the 1400 block of Palm Avenue Sunday night to find a man with a large cut on his face and an unusual explanation.

The victim told police his boyfriend, 24-year-old Allen Blair Casey, hit him in the face with a plate because he was listening to Alanis Morissette, according to the report.

Casey had fled the scene, but was located at a park a short distance away.

"I asked the suspect if it was because he was listening to Alanis Morissette and the suspect stated, 'That's all that - - listens to.' "

/Or, is it just me?

Badafuco: The dad must have a wicked left hook

Heh. Either several wicked lefts or he had him face down and was pummeling him with right hooks while on his back. Those scratches are puzzling, pushed his face into a CrownO'Thorns plant?

/ my new hobby
// guess the beatdown

Apparently he got those cuts from falling into the
barbed wire fence. And that discoloration & swelling
of his eye is obviously caused by a chemical reaction
to the Weed & Feed applied to the lawn earlier in the
day. Happens all the time.

Move along; nothing to see here.

logistic: Did anyone notice the next article down?

"Man kills neighbor's dog for no apparent reason"

WTF

Yeah, what the hell. "I know I just killed your dog, but don't call the cops, I have a bad heart." Um, yeah sure crazy guy, I'll get right on not calling the police...

This story teaches us two important lessons. 1) NEVER mess with a man's daughter. 2) If that dude has "minor injuries, we don't want to know what Jacksonville police consider major.

Handsome B. Wonderful: Looks like he fell down up some stairs.

Lowery, chief engineer at WJXT TV-4

Soon to read: Lowery WAS a chief engineer at WJXT TV-4

"About 7:40 a.m., Kenneth Wayne Martin, 57, opened the door and shot Sloopy with a 12-gauge shotgun, killing the dog as the owner watched, according to the report from the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office.

When the owner approached him, Martin said, "Don't call the law, I have a bad heart," according to the report.

He did anyway. "

That last line is pure comedy gold!!!!!! Hell, all three reports are more entertainment than I could handle in one sitting,

isn't it ironic?

That whole page is worth reading.

Brags to his cellmate, "You shoulda seen the other guy!"

EnviroDude: Maybe she was playing Annis Morrisette too loudly and he was there to get all stabby on her (3rd article down)

except it wasn't a she playing Alanis too much.

Those could have been the back to back to back three craziest stories I have ever read.

Do we need a Jacksonville tag?

Injuries caused by improperly removing your neighbors screens.