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(Jacksonville.com)   Father catches peeping tom looking at daughter, "minor injuries" are involved. With mugshot goodness   (jacksonville.com) divider line 15
    More: Florida, Jacksonville, Jacksonville Sheriff's Office, Alanis Morissette  
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2012-10-21 12:48:27 PM
4 votes:
That whole page is worth reading.
2012-10-21 11:44:56 AM
4 votes:
Did anyone notice the next article down?

"Man kills neighbor's dog for no apparent reason"

WTF
2012-10-21 03:39:08 PM
2 votes:

PrinceCole: This story teaches us two important lessons. 1) NEVER mess with a man's daughter.


Or son. If a man is scoping out an underage boy, he should get the same beatdown.
2012-10-21 12:48:03 PM
2 votes:

EnviroDude: Maybe she was playing Annis Morrisette too loudly and he was there to get all stabby on her (3rd article down)


except it wasn't a she playing Alanis too much.

Those could have been the back to back to back three craziest stories I have ever read.

Do we need a Jacksonville tag?
2012-10-21 11:42:05 AM
2 votes:
DAMN! 'minor injuries' I'd say.... he got what he deserved
2012-10-21 05:18:12 PM
1 votes:
Dad looks like a lefty
2012-10-21 02:55:35 PM
1 votes:

fst_creeper: That right there is one hell of an argument for the existence of instant karmic justice.


Except it's not true. Check Snopes.

/Marines did stop the guy, he wasn't injured.
//He did get life in prison though, so there's that.
2012-10-21 01:48:53 PM
1 votes:
dl.dropbox.com
2012-10-21 01:23:42 PM
1 votes:
Apparently he got those cuts from falling into the
barbed wire fence. And that discoloration & swelling
of his eye is obviously caused by a chemical reaction
to the Weed & Feed applied to the lawn earlier in the
day. Happens all the time.

Move along; nothing to see here.
2012-10-21 01:07:40 PM
1 votes:

Handsome B. Wonderful: Looks like he fell down up some stairs.

2012-10-21 12:54:28 PM
1 votes:
"About 7:40 a.m., Kenneth Wayne Martin, 57, opened the door and shot Sloopy with a 12-gauge shotgun, killing the dog as the owner watched, according to the report from the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office.

When the owner approached him, Martin said, "Don't call the law, I have a bad heart," according to the report.

He did anyway. "

That last line is pure comedy gold!!!!!! Hell, all three reports are more entertainment than I could handle in one sitting,
2012-10-21 12:52:00 PM
1 votes:
He's honestly in okay condition given what he was doing. Dad must have shown some restraint.
2012-10-21 12:48:22 PM
1 votes:

logistic: "Man kills neighbor's dog for no apparent reason"


www.emergentchaos.com
2012-10-21 12:18:45 PM
1 votes:
Injuries caused by improperly removing your neighbors screens.
2012-10-21 11:39:51 AM
1 votes:
**reads Headline**

**checks pic**

Yup, that is pretty much the exact mental picture I created when reading the headline.
 
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