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(Jacksonville.com)   Father catches peeping tom looking at daughter, "minor injuries" are involved. With mugshot goodness   (jacksonville.com) divider line 94
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2012-10-21 01:48:53 PM
dl.dropbox.com
 
2012-10-21 01:51:51 PM
Father tries and convicts Peeping Tom, and hands him some justice as an afterthought.
 
2012-10-21 01:59:53 PM
I thought we had the internet for that.

Peeping through windows is so oldschool.
 
2012-10-21 02:00:42 PM
Oh sorry, I didn't know you had a bad HEART! I'll try not to STARTLE you!
 
2012-10-21 02:17:29 PM
Meth lab in kid's bedroom.

jax-cdn.com

Lower left is watching you sleep
 
2012-10-21 02:23:54 PM

BullBearMS:


That right there is one hell of an argument for the existence of instant karmic justice.

/God love the marines... " The Marines are like my West Highland terrior.. They get up every morning, they want to dig a hole, they want to kill something." - Thomas Barnett
//sure all the other branches make fun of them. But we'd gladly stand with them. Green is green after all.
 
2012-10-21 02:25:03 PM
Not fta - After witnessing his dog being shot, the owner ran to him shouting, "Haaaang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on."
 
2012-10-21 02:26:52 PM

FTFA: "The victim told me she was seated in the living room when she saw a sillhouette outside the back window,"
...
"He has been charged with trespassing with intent to commit an offense,"


I wondered what "intent to commit" he was charged with since Voyeurism is the sexual interest in or practice of spying on people engaged in intimate behaviors, such as undressing, sexual activity, or other actions usually considered to be of a private nature.

In Florida such things are defined broadly:

The 2012 Florida Statutes

b>810.14Voyeurism prohibited; penalties.-
(1)A person commits the offense of voyeurism when he or she, with lewd, lascivious, or indecent intent, secretly observes another person when the other person is located in a dwelling, structure, or conveyance and such location provides a reasonable expectation of privacy.


So in Florida it seems that you don't have to peep on "intimate" behavior as long as someone can read your mind to determine that just watching gets you hot.

So why wasn't he charged with voyeurism rather than intent to commit a crime (presumably voyeurism)?
 
2012-10-21 02:30:57 PM

logistic: Did anyone notice the next article down?

"Man kills neighbor's dog for no apparent reason"

WTF


Hang on, Sloopy!
 
2012-10-21 02:33:35 PM
Anyone else have trouble reading the article? It kept flashing in and out?
 
2012-10-21 02:39:09 PM

HairBolus: So why wasn't he charged with voyeurism rather than intent to commit a crime (presumably voyeurism)?


The police didn't catch him looking through a window. They only have evidence of him damaging the screens, and the word of the people involved.
 
2012-10-21 02:39:59 PM

digitalrain: Hang on, Sloopy!


That song is about a dog?

/thought it was about a biatch.
 
2012-10-21 02:42:18 PM
Martin said, "Don't call the law, I have a bad heart,"

Bad heart?? More like NO heart.

/must be related to Cheney
 
2012-10-21 02:44:22 PM

fluffy2097: digitalrain: Hang on, Sloopy!

That song is about a dog?

/thought it was about a biatch.


Nope, but this one is...
 
2012-10-21 02:51:14 PM
Am I the only one noticing this?

FTFA
"Jacksonville police arrived at a home in the 1400 block of Palm Avenue Sunday night to find a man with a large cut on his face and an unusual explanation.

The victim told police his boyfriend, 24-year-old Allen Blair Casey, hit him in the face with a plate because he was listening to Alanis Morissette, according to the report."

Man on man action....
 
2012-10-21 02:55:35 PM

fst_creeper: That right there is one hell of an argument for the existence of instant karmic justice.


Except it's not true. Check Snopes.

/Marines did stop the guy, he wasn't injured.
//He did get life in prison though, so there's that.
 
2012-10-21 02:59:24 PM
In related news WJXT TV-4 has an open position in the engineering department.
 
2012-10-21 03:04:46 PM

itsfullofstars: In related news WJXT TV-4 has an open position in the engineering department.



I will pack my spycams and field glasses and be right over then )
 
2012-10-21 03:08:01 PM

Moodybastard: Am I the only one noticing this?

FTFA
"Jacksonville police arrived at a home in the 1400 block of Palm Avenue Sunday night to find a man with a large cut on his face and an unusual explanation.

The victim told police his boyfriend, 24-year-old Allen Blair Casey, hit him in the face with a plate because he was listening to Alanis Morissette, according to the report."

Man on man action....


That does explain the choice of music involved.
 
2012-10-21 03:17:05 PM

Badafuco: The dad must have a wicked left hook


Heh. Either several wicked lefts or he had him face down and was pummeling him with right hooks while on his back. Those scratches are puzzling, pushed his face into a CrownO'Thorns plant?

/ my new hobby
// guess the beatdown
 
2012-10-21 03:23:19 PM
blogs.ocweekly.com
 
2012-10-21 03:39:08 PM

PrinceCole: This story teaches us two important lessons. 1) NEVER mess with a man's daughter.


Or son. If a man is scoping out an underage boy, he should get the same beatdown.
 
2012-10-21 03:51:47 PM
Not that the guy didn't deserve the beatdown, but this is indicative of America's celebration of violence while shunning any sexual expressions.

If the guy had been beaten down for smoking weed, or shoplifting a bag of chips, I doubt we'd be so giddy about his injuries. But it involves him expressing some sort of sexual desire? We're happy to see him bloodied.

I'm probably just reading way too much into this.
 
2012-10-21 03:55:15 PM
Dad, you missed a spot.
 
2012-10-21 04:07:14 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Not that the guy didn't deserve the beatdown, but this is indicative of America's celebration of violence while shunning any sexual expressions.

If the guy had been beaten down for smoking weed, or shoplifting a bag of chips, I doubt we'd be so giddy about his injuries. But it involves him expressing some sort of sexual desire? We're happy to see him bloodied.

I'm probably just reading way too much into this.


I see what you are getting at but the distinction between a victim-less crime like smoking weed or the minimal impact on society that boosting a bag chips may have pales in comparison to invasion of an underage child's privacy and violation of respect for a person of any age provides me with a clear conscience when I condone violence for one act and not for the others. Of course others may be very justified in drawing that line elsewhere.
 
2012-10-21 04:48:37 PM
jax-cdn.comwww.hollywoodreporter.com

/Or, is it just me?
 
2012-10-21 04:53:31 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Anybody have pics of the daughter?

j/k

or am I?


i111.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-21 05:18:12 PM
Dad looks like a lefty
 
2012-10-21 06:12:33 PM
yeah.... but was she hot?

/has a seat over there
 
2012-10-21 07:02:24 PM

illannoyin: [jax-cdn.com image 280x350][www.hollywoodreporter.com image 349x466]

/Or, is it just me?


Maybe Seth is a looper and he let his older self go free. And when you let your older self go free, no good can come of it.

/considering McFarlane's sense of humor, this would all kind of make sense...
 
2012-10-21 07:06:26 PM
jax-cdn.com

Somewhere in the world right now,
Chris Hansen is standing in someone's kitchen, applauding.
 
2012-10-21 07:33:26 PM

HairBolus: So why wasn't he charged with voyeurism rather than intent to commit a crime (presumably voyeurism)?


This guy (I hope it's the same guy) had peeped on the girl before. He had even damaged window screens. So if he watched her undress on other occasions, but this was the first time they could catch him, they could deduce that he was trying to see teh little girl nekkid, but hadn't gotten that far yet this time.

Of course if he has a decent lawyer, he can probably get it down to tresspassing.
 
2012-10-21 07:39:56 PM
Dad must be a southpaw
 
2012-10-21 07:46:14 PM
[I'm ok with this.jpg]
 
2012-10-21 09:19:02 PM

BullBearMS: [dl.dropbox.com image 620x327]


That is a scream. The newspaper doesn't even attempt to explain it; just puts the whole last paragraph in quotes.
 
2012-10-21 09:36:17 PM

namegoeshere: Of course if he has a decent lawyer, he can probably get it down to tresspassing.


"It wasn't me those other times. I notice the prowler and was trying to catch him when the father confronted me."

I'm betting you can't pull prints off a screen door, so that should fly - with a good lawyer that is.
 
2012-10-21 10:00:23 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Not that the guy didn't deserve the beatdown, but this is indicative of America's celebration of violence while shunning any sexual expressions.

If the guy had been beaten down for smoking weed, or shoplifting a bag of chips, I doubt we'd be so giddy about his injuries. But it involves him expressing some sort of sexual desire? We're happy to see him bloodied.

I'm probably just reading way too much into this.


it makes sense that you could not relate to a fathers anger over someone peeping his young daughter. days ago you were the one bragging about the great sex you were getting from your recent ex, a mentally ill female.
 
2012-10-21 11:19:27 PM
logistic

Man kills neighbor's dog for no apparent reason"
WTF


Well,
That's
Florida!
 
2012-10-21 11:27:48 PM
images.sodahead.com 

Not really a boyfriend (I hope) but the concept is still the same.
 
Ehh
2012-10-22 12:22:59 AM

noitsnot: Dad must be a southpaw


Came to say this.

/That's a confrontin'
 
2012-10-22 01:31:26 AM
A late-breaking story you won't be seeing on Channel 4 at 11!
 
2012-10-22 02:34:42 AM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: logistic

Man kills neighbor's dog for no apparent reason"
WTF

Well,
That's
Florida!


jax-cdn.com

Apparently the guy with the dog had just moved in as well. 

Kenneth Wayne Martin, 57, has been charged with felony cruelty to animals and a misdemeanor charge of discharging a firearm in public. As of Wednesday afternoon, Martin was being held in the Duval County Jail on a total bond of $22,511. He is awaiting trial.
 
2012-10-22 02:44:52 AM
oh and

imageshack.us
http://www.facebook.com/ShortyRoss47

i went all creeper because this story really bugs me
 
2012-10-22 10:27:10 AM
Egads, did he throw the man into a shark tank after socking him?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
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