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(Jacksonville.com)   Father catches peeping tom looking at daughter, "minor injuries" are involved. With mugshot goodness   (jacksonville.com) divider line 94
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2012-10-21 11:39:51 AM  
**reads Headline**

**checks pic**

Yup, that is pretty much the exact mental picture I created when reading the headline.
 
2012-10-21 11:42:05 AM  
DAMN! 'minor injuries' I'd say.... he got what he deserved
 
2012-10-21 11:44:56 AM  
Did anyone notice the next article down?

"Man kills neighbor's dog for no apparent reason"

WTF
 
2012-10-21 12:18:45 PM  
Injuries caused by improperly removing your neighbors screens.
 
2012-10-21 12:22:42 PM  
Maybe she was playing Annis Morrisette too loudly and he was there to get all stabby on her (3rd article down)
 
2012-10-21 12:25:41 PM  
Heh

/nothing quite like a Mad Dad beatdown
 
2012-10-21 12:46:06 PM  
Sorry, you're going to have to wait three years until she's stripping for thong-dollaz.
 
2012-10-21 12:48:03 PM  

EnviroDude: Maybe she was playing Annis Morrisette too loudly and he was there to get all stabby on her (3rd article down)


except it wasn't a she playing Alanis too much.

Those could have been the back to back to back three craziest stories I have ever read.

Do we need a Jacksonville tag?
 
2012-10-21 12:48:04 PM  
jax-cdn.com

Brags to his cellmate, "You shoulda seen the other guy!"
 
2012-10-21 12:48:22 PM  

logistic: "Man kills neighbor's dog for no apparent reason"


www.emergentchaos.com
 
2012-10-21 12:48:27 PM  
That whole page is worth reading.
 
2012-10-21 12:49:04 PM  
Anybody have pics of the daughter?

j/k

or am I?
 
2012-10-21 12:49:31 PM  
It will be a long time before that right eye is peeping anything.
 
2012-10-21 12:49:44 PM  
"Excessive playing of Alanis Morissette incites battery
Jacksonville police arrived at a home in the 1400 block of Palm Avenue Sunday night to find a man with a large cut on his face and an unusual explanation.

The victim told police his boyfriend, 24-year-old Allen Blair Casey, hit him in the face with a plate because he was listening to Alanis Morissette, according to the report.

Casey had fled the scene, but was located at a park a short distance away.

"I asked the suspect if it was because he was listening to Alanis Morissette and the suspect stated, 'That's all that - - listens to.' "
 
2012-10-21 12:50:29 PM  
"charged with...[snip]...and resisting an officer without violence."
?
 
2012-10-21 12:51:14 PM  

deadsanta: "Excessive playing of Alanis Morissette incites battery
Jacksonville police arrived at a home in the 1400 block of Palm Avenue Sunday night to find a man with a large cut on his face and an unusual explanation.

The victim told police his boyfriend, 24-year-old Allen Blair Casey, hit him in the face with a plate because he was listening to Alanis Morissette, according to the report.

Casey had fled the scene, but was located at a park a short distance away.

"I asked the suspect if it was because he was listening to Alanis Morissette and the suspect stated, 'That's all that - - listens to.' "


No jury could possibly convict that man.
 
2012-10-21 12:52:00 PM  
He's honestly in okay condition given what he was doing. Dad must have shown some restraint.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-10-21 12:53:30 PM  
According to property records, Lowery is a neighbor of the family.

Creepy old uncle?

/uncle
 
2012-10-21 12:53:33 PM  
isn't it ironic?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-10-21 12:54:20 PM  
Never mind... read "member" for "neighbor". Creepy old neighbor isn't as creepy.

/bad reeder
 
2012-10-21 12:54:28 PM  
"About 7:40 a.m., Kenneth Wayne Martin, 57, opened the door and shot Sloopy with a 12-gauge shotgun, killing the dog as the owner watched, according to the report from the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office.

When the owner approached him, Martin said, "Don't call the law, I have a bad heart," according to the report.

He did anyway. "

That last line is pure comedy gold!!!!!! Hell, all three reports are more entertainment than I could handle in one sitting,
 
2012-10-21 12:55:27 PM  
"Lowery, chief engineer at WJXT TV-4, had no explanation as to what he was doing in the yard..."

Farking TV people; they're crazier than politicians.
 
2012-10-21 12:57:12 PM  

LoneDoggie: EnviroDude: Maybe she was playing Annis Morrisette too loudly and he was there to get all stabby on her (3rd article down)

except it wasn't a she playing Alanis too much.

Those could have been the back to back to back three craziest stories I have ever read.

Do we need a Jacksonville tag?


Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
 
2012-10-21 12:57:38 PM  

offmymeds: [jax-cdn.com image 280x350]

Brags to his cellmate, "You shoulda seen the other guy!"


i703.photobucket.com
 
GCD
2012-10-21 12:57:43 PM  
Lowery, chief engineer at WJXT TV-4

Soon to read: Lowery WAS a chief engineer at WJXT TV-4
 
2012-10-21 12:57:44 PM  

ZAZ: Never mind... read "member" for "neighbor". Creepy old neighbor isn't as creepy.

/bad reeder


'S okay. He's probably somebody's uncle.
 
2012-10-21 12:59:18 PM  
There's a reason we have the florida tag and those three stories are the best evidence as to why.
 
2012-10-21 12:59:54 PM  
Looks like he fell down some stairs.
 
2012-10-21 01:04:41 PM  
Was she hot?

If not, then that beating wasn't worth getting... Unless that was exactly what he had set to achieve.

/Some people pay money to get a good beating and to be humiliated...
//I get it for free...
///I keed.
////Or do I?
 
2012-10-21 01:05:34 PM  

deadsanta: "Excessive playing of Alanis Morissette incites battery
Jacksonville police arrived at a home in the 1400 block of Palm Avenue Sunday night to find a man with a large cut on his face and an unusual explanation.

The victim told police his boyfriend, 24-year-old Allen Blair Casey, hit him in the face with a plate because he was listening to Alanis Morissette, according to the report.

Casey had fled the scene, but was located at a park a short distance away.

"I asked the suspect if it was because he was listening to Alanis Morissette and the suspect stated, 'That's all that - - listens to.' "


It could always be worse. Try listening to Cher. My ex roommate looooooved Cher.
 
2012-10-21 01:07:08 PM  

dryknife: "Lowery, chief engineer at WJXT TV-4, had no explanation as to what he was doing in the yard..."

Just in time fir sweeps month....

"Channel 4 Investigative team finds peeping tom. He was our chief engineer Station buildings and facilities are being checked for hidden cameras and microphones." (Could this be the reason the CE was always present when the female news staff and interns were on duty?.

 
2012-10-21 01:07:40 PM  

Handsome B. Wonderful: Looks like he fell down up some stairs.

 
2012-10-21 01:10:41 PM  
I'll buy you a new dog... one that does not bark at top volume for hours on end.

/from the same place they sell invisible pink unicorns
 
2012-10-21 01:15:14 PM  
This story teaches us two important lessons. 1) NEVER mess with a man's daughter. 2) If that dude has "minor injuries, we don't want to know what Jacksonville police consider major.
 
2012-10-21 01:17:51 PM  
Does anyone need this photo "enhanced"?
 
2012-10-21 01:18:03 PM  
"The suspect had minor injuries due to the complainant confronting him," police said.

That's was some serious confronting.
 
2012-10-21 01:18:06 PM  

logistic: Did anyone notice the next article down?

"Man kills neighbor's dog for no apparent reason"

WTF


Yeah, I saw that and thought "Oh, there's an apparent reason: the dog was in his driveway. Not a good reason, but a readily apparent one."
 
2012-10-21 01:18:16 PM  

fastfxr: That whole page is worth reading.


You are right. Another story from the website:

'French Fry Head' arrested on burglary charges
Christopher Andrew Rawls, AKA "French Fry Head," was arrested Tuesday afternoon on burglary charges.

Police say Rawls wedged his way into three different homes in the Oak Hill area and pawned the stolen items on the same days they were stolen, according to a report from the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office.

At least some of the stolen property was recovered from nearby pawn shops by police.

It is unknown if the Hamburglar was connected to these crimes in any way.
 
2012-10-21 01:19:00 PM  

logistic: Did anyone notice the next article down?

"Man kills neighbor's dog for no apparent reason"

WTF


Yeah, what the hell. "I know I just killed your dog, but don't call the cops, I have a bad heart." Um, yeah sure crazy guy, I'll get right on not calling the police...
 
2012-10-21 01:21:30 PM  

Obama4Life: deadsanta: "Excessive playing of Alanis Morissette incites battery
Jacksonville police arrived at a home in the 1400 block of Palm Avenue Sunday night to find a man with a large cut on his face and an unusual explanation.

The victim told police his boyfriend, 24-year-old Allen Blair Casey, hit him in the face with a plate because he was listening to Alanis Morissette, according to the report.

Casey had fled the scene, but was located at a park a short distance away.

"I asked the suspect if it was because he was listening to Alanis Morissette and the suspect stated, 'That's all that - - listens to.' "

It could always be worse. Try listening to Cher. My ex roommate looooooved Cher.


I had a roommate that would listen to Sade (sp) at high volume on weekend mornings. I hated him!
 
2012-10-21 01:22:40 PM  

PrinceCole: This story teaches us two important lessons. 1) NEVER mess with a man's daughter. 2) If that dude has "minor injuries, we don't want to know what Jacksonville police consider major.


It was written up as "minor injuries" to make it harder for chester the molester to sue the guy who gave him the beatdown
 
2012-10-21 01:23:42 PM  
Apparently he got those cuts from falling into the
barbed wire fence. And that discoloration & swelling
of his eye is obviously caused by a chemical reaction
to the Weed & Feed applied to the lawn earlier in the
day. Happens all the time.

Move along; nothing to see here.
 
2012-10-21 01:24:38 PM  

HalEmmerich: logistic: Did anyone notice the next article down?

"Man kills neighbor's dog for no apparent reason"

WTF

Yeah, what the hell. "I know I just killed your dog, but don't call the cops, I have a bad heart." Um, yeah sure crazy guy, I'll get right on not calling the police...


I came here to quote the same thing.

/Bad heart indeed.
 
2012-10-21 01:26:34 PM  

Lehk: PrinceCole: This story teaches us two important lessons. 1) NEVER mess with a man's daughter. 2) If that dude has "minor injuries, we don't want to know what Jacksonville police consider major.

It was written up as "minor injuries" to make it harder for chester the molester to sue the guy who gave him the beatdown


That makes sense. Thanks for the clarification.
 
2012-10-21 01:26:39 PM  
Only bad things can happen to your eyeball when peeping through a keyhole and some angry father opens the door. I swear that is what happened. I was almost there. I was 3rd in line for the keyhole.
 
2012-10-21 01:27:41 PM  
The dad must have a wicked left hook
 
2012-10-21 01:30:23 PM  
If I am the the dog-owner in story 2, I give that dude the treatment that was suggested for Michael Vick in so many threads.

How could you live next to that guy. I mean, you know he's going to serve all of 12 minutes. My guess is suspended sentence and anger management sessions. I disappear the guy before sentencing just to be sure.
 
2012-10-21 01:33:51 PM  

SevenizGud: If I am the the dog-owner in story 2, I give that dude the treatment that was suggested for Michael Vick in so many threads.

How could you live next to that guy. I mean, you know he's going to serve all of 12 minutes. My guess is suspended sentence and anger management sessions. I disappear the guy before sentencing just to be sure.


It wouldn't take that much effort. The guy's got a bad heart. All you have to do is scare him a few times.

Bonus: "natural causes."
 
2012-10-21 01:39:00 PM  
From another web site, the suspect is quoted as saying "I came from miles away, ain't got no place to stay. I would have been glad to help her plow her fields. Figured I'd might stay just a couple of days, clean up, rest, and then be on my way."
 
2012-10-21 01:39:28 PM  
:( I can't imagine watching my dog get blown away by a shotgun.
 
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