Gosling: Area Man is a famewhore. Every time anything happens anywhere, there's Area. It's like the asshole just follows around journalists and does shiat to get their attention. I'm sick of hearing about Area all the time. He's worse than the Kardashians.
Bedstead Polisher: Are Samurai swords that common? They seem to make an appearance in news stories quite often.
david_gaithersburg: Yes, we know, you people gave up your right to bear arms many years ago. Ironic considering such a place played a major role in our history.
Obama4Life: [www-personal.umich.edu image 223x331]
opiumpoopy: It was actually a blind man with a stick.
BitwiseShift: Phoenix Arizona has light rail. Who would have guessed?Does Sheriff Joe know about this and is he alright with it?
ZAZ: If he tried that on a train in Boston he'd be in jail for carrying a dangerous weapon in public.
Since then the Deliverator has kept the gun in the glove compartment and relied, instead, on a matched set of samurai swords, which have always been his weapon of choice anyhow. The punks in Gila Highlands weren't afraid of the gun, so the Deliverator was forced to use it. But swords need no demonstrations.
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