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(BBC)   UK experiencing 'weird' weather. Officials seek to question strangely dressed children recently witnessed waving glowing chopsticks   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 20
    More: Weird, Environment Agency, North Atlantic Oscillation, Met Office, water industry  
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2012-10-21 11:02:11 AM
Glowing Chopsticks?
 
2012-10-21 11:06:42 AM
i.imgur.com

On the case.
 
2012-10-21 11:07:28 AM

Vaneshi: Glowing Chopsticks?


www.doubletranslate.com
 
2012-10-21 11:08:03 AM

Vaneshi: Glowing Chopsticks?


Obliviate!

/Can't let muggles know about us now, can we?
 
2012-10-21 11:15:49 AM
blamin da ching chongs for this? i dont get it
 
2012-10-21 11:29:25 AM

thisiszombocom: blamin da ching chongs for this? i dont get it


Alexandra is that you?
 
2012-10-21 11:46:17 AM

hawcian: On the case.


Ralph Fiennes really sucked as John Steed.
 
2012-10-21 11:58:21 AM

Vaneshi: Glowing Chopsticks?


Just one actually, but yeah.
unrealitymag.com
 
2012-10-21 11:59:51 AM

darthdrafter: Vaneshi: Glowing Chopsticks?

Obliviate!

/Can't let muggles know about us now, can we?


Forgeticus! (nsfw language)
 
2012-10-21 12:12:43 PM

Doctor Jan Itor: darthdrafter: Vaneshi: Glowing Chopsticks?

Obliviate!

/Can't let muggles know about us now, can we?

Forgeticus! (nsfw language)


Go grab a chopstick and cast Fellaticus Maximus at your girlfriend (or wife). If it doesn't work? Forgeticus!
 
2012-10-21 01:31:49 PM
Damn you HARPP!
 
2012-10-21 02:33:38 PM
FTFA:
Sarah Jackson from the Met Office confirmed that it did not discern any pattern that suggested Man-made climate change was at play in UK rainfall - although if temperatures rise as projected in future, that would lead to warmer air being able to carry more moisture to fall as rain.

WTF is this "if" noise? Everyone knows that there is no "if". It is an absolute 100% certainty that temperatures will rise. The science is SETTLED, remember? The science is settled and we concluded that temperature WILL rise, and there is no chance whatsoever that it will not. It is an absolute 100% guarantee as if it had been the very word of FSM Almighty himself.

I just cannot believe that people still say "if" like there is doubt. Has the person who uttered "if" been hung by their tongue yet? And if not, why not?
 
2012-10-21 02:36:17 PM
The scientists said there was no evidence that the weather changes were a result of Man-made climate change.

Why, there's more evidence than you can shake a stick at.

/(runs the hell out of the room)
 
2012-10-21 04:20:16 PM
Perhaps Lord Summersisle should be given the floor about an interesting solution...
 
2012-10-21 04:31:33 PM
Axos is back. Get UNIT on the case!
 
2012-10-21 06:38:35 PM
How are ravers responsible for the weather?
 
2012-10-21 11:35:20 PM
mimg.ugo.com

The 21st century is when everything changes.
 
2012-10-22 03:12:12 AM
media.tumblr.com

Should we not have done that?
 
2012-10-22 07:21:02 AM

Hector Remarkable: The scientists said there was no evidence that the weather changes were a result of Man-made climate change.

Why, there's more evidence than you can shake a stick at.

/(runs the hell out of the room)


Are you a wizard?
 
2012-10-22 08:16:04 AM
Dobby says: always tell your teacher before changing weather
 
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