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(Guardian)   Now, I don't want anyone to panic... but it looks like bathing in the blood of virgins may not be such a strange idea after all   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 34
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2012-10-21 08:08:04 AM  
Give one pint, get one pony.

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I have solved the aging problem.
 
2012-10-21 09:48:07 AM  
I see a market for young people's blood.

Imagine having a blood transfusion every morning along with a cup of coffee.
 
2012-10-21 10:22:39 AM  

Happy Hours: I see a market for young people's blood.

Imagine having a blood transfusion every morning along with a cup of coffee.


You don't get to drink it?
 
2012-10-21 10:23:26 AM  

Happy Hours: I see a market for young people's blood.

Imagine having a blood transfusion every morning along with a cup of coffee.


You mean you don't get the benefit from just drinking it?

Why am wearing a corset then?
 
2012-10-21 10:27:02 AM  
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2012-10-21 10:47:10 AM  
Good news for the 47%. You now have a valuable purpose in the growing health care industry. Soon you'll be able to live just like inside the old rich people who used to not even notice you.
 
2012-10-21 10:52:09 AM  
Yeah but what about young menstrual blood, that's got to make a killer Bloody Mary mix right?
 
2012-10-21 10:55:16 AM  
You mean, the Countess Elizabeth Báthory de Ecsed may have been onto something?
 
2012-10-21 11:23:01 AM  
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2012-10-21 11:44:18 AM  

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Came for Countess Bathory...leaving frightened.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-10-21 11:44:56 AM  
If you bathe in the blood of virgin boys there will be more virgin girls for the rest of us to enjoy.
 
2012-10-21 11:49:57 AM  
...and so it came to pass that The Countess, who once bathed in the rejuvenating blood of a hundred virgins, was buried alive.
 
2012-10-21 11:53:49 AM  
There is a huge reason this won't work outside of lab mice; which is genetics. The mice in this study had little genetic variability being a single strain of lab mice. In people blood transfusions actually increase mortality due to immunodeficiency factors. Unless you bred a young clone of yourself I don't think that this would work.
 
2012-10-21 11:55:01 AM  

The_Homeless_Guy: There is a huge reason this won't work outside of lab mice; which is genetics. The mice in this study had little genetic variability being a single strain of lab mice. In people blood transfusions actually increase mortality due to immunodeficiency factors. Unless you bred a young clone of yourself I don't think that this would work.


er stupid auto correct. immunogenic factors.
 
2012-10-21 12:01:06 PM  
Someone in the 1% is a mole.
 
2012-10-21 12:44:54 PM  

doglover: Give one pint, get one pony.



I have solved the aging problem.


I'm in.
 
2012-10-21 12:59:48 PM  

doglover: Give one pint, get one pony.

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I have solved the aging problem.


Okay, I have 10,000 pints of blood from middle-aged men. What's next?
 
2012-10-21 01:10:42 PM  
Well, as a Farker, I guess I have access to quite a supply of virgin's blood.
 
2012-10-21 01:50:00 PM  

Phil Moskowitz: Someone in the 1% is a mole.


Someone in the 99% is an idiot.
 
2012-10-21 01:54:00 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Well, as a Farker, I guess I have access to quite a supply of virgin's blood.


Trade pints for TF memberships? For that matter, lets set up a booth at a comic-con. Staffed by hot nurses in vampire costumes.
 
2012-10-21 02:59:49 PM  
Better idea.

When young have some of your bone marrow taken out and frozen. Then when old have it put back.
 
2012-10-21 03:09:20 PM  
Neat piece of information. A woman actually benefits from a pregnancy. If there are organs that are injured or sick they have found the DNA of the child in the organs and body of the woman. It seems in order for the baby to get it self the best chance of getting here, the baby heals his or her mother.

interesting stuff.
 
2012-10-21 03:18:58 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Well, as a Farker, I guess I have access to quite a supply of virgin's blood.


It doesn't work if it's your own.
 
2012-10-21 04:19:12 PM  

uber humper: Phil Moskowitz: Someone in the 1% is a mole.

Someone in the 99% is an idiot.


Aspergers, is it?
 
2012-10-21 04:24:35 PM  
Where have I heard this idea before?
www.worldswithoutend.com

Oh yeah, crappy syfy.
 
2012-10-21 05:38:13 PM  

Yotto: doglover: Give one pint, get one pony.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 490x368]

I have solved the aging problem.

Okay, I have 10,000 pints of blood from middle-aged men. What's next?


What, we just need virgin blood, right?
 
2012-10-21 06:13:50 PM  

doglover: Yotto: doglover: Give one pint, get one pony.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 490x368]

I have solved the aging problem.

Okay, I have 10,000 pints of blood from middle-aged men. What's next?

What, we just need virgin blood, right?


Oops. I made the carnal mistake of reading the article which said it was children's blood, instead of the headline which said virgins' blood.
 
2012-10-21 10:15:48 PM  
Why does it have to be a virgin's blood? What's different between virgin and non-virgin?
 
2012-10-22 01:40:57 AM  
Came for Bathory references.

Leaving satisfied and a little, um... tmi.
 
2012-10-22 02:54:53 AM  
wh40k.lexicanum.com
 
2012-10-22 07:03:15 AM  
This should only worry virgins and make them more eager to not be a virgin anymore...
 
2012-10-22 07:03:50 AM  
Oh, and BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
 
2012-10-23 07:39:19 PM  
Otherwise known as the Dick Cheney Diet.
 
2012-10-24 12:11:37 PM  
Erzebet them apples? Bathory shower work just as well?
 
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