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(The Morning Call)   Judge decides that a high school math teacher asking a student to model a thong for extra credit just doesn't add up   (mcall.com) divider line 65
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2012-10-21 09:42:29 AM
I bet he liked to debate mathematics.
 
2012-10-21 09:44:48 AM
Did he like to talk about string theory with the physics teacher?
 
2012-10-21 09:46:08 AM
Pictures or it didn't happen.
 
2012-10-21 09:49:06 AM
farm4.staticflickr.com
It just don't ADD UP!
 
2012-10-21 09:51:28 AM
If she's old enough to count.........
 
2012-10-21 09:53:30 AM
When Dantos asked Falk why he did that, he said he wanted to offer Moll the same deal he recently offered "in a similar case" involving a teacher.

Falk was referring to the case against former Allen High School teacher Gabrielle Marvelli, 40, of Quakertown who pleaded guilty in November to misdemeanor corruption of minors for having sex with a 17-year-old student - who was a week shy of his 18th birthday - on prom weekend.


The takeaway from this is at least someone is trying for consistency in punishment between male and female teachers.
 
2012-10-21 09:56:18 AM

smadge1: I bet he liked to debate mathematics.


You mean he liked math-debating? Yeah, me too.
 
2012-10-21 09:58:59 AM

Vangor: When Dantos asked Falk why he did that, he said he wanted to offer Moll the same deal he recently offered "in a similar case" involving a teacher.

Falk was referring to the case against former Allen High School teacher Gabrielle Marvelli, 40, of Quakertown who pleaded guilty in November to misdemeanor corruption of minors for having sex with a 17-year-old student - who was a week shy of his 18th birthday - on prom weekend.

The takeaway from this is at least someone is trying for consistency in punishment between male and female teachers.


Asking someone to pose in a thong is the same as having sex with them?
 
2012-10-21 09:59:41 AM

Huntceet: Pictures or it didn't happen.


images.wikia.com
 
2012-10-21 10:00:31 AM
Male teacher and female student?

STONE HIM!!!!
 
2012-10-21 10:00:42 AM
I remember when these threads used to degenerate into pics of jailbait.
 
2012-10-21 10:00:58 AM
I'm tired of these activist judges ruining everybody's good time.
 
2012-10-21 10:04:49 AM
Clearly a misunderstanding: the teacher wanted the student to pose in thongs...
aff.ysi.bz
 
2012-10-21 10:07:22 AM

mr_fulano: I remember when these threads used to degenerate into pics of jailbait.


Everything changed when Violentacrez was outed.
 
2012-10-21 10:11:28 AM

mr_fulano: I remember when these threads used to degenerate into pics of jailbait.


i can't see what you mean.
 
2012-10-21 10:11:55 AM

mr_fulano: I remember when these threads used to degenerate into pics of jailbait.


Fine... Here:

bluwiki.com
 
2012-10-21 10:12:29 AM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: If she's old enough to count.........


She's old enough to mount.
 
2012-10-21 10:13:24 AM

Parthenogenetic: mr_fulano: I remember when these threads used to degenerate into pics of jailbait.

Everything changed when Violentacrez was outed.


I think Fark changed it policies earlier than that. Like when there used to be the boobies links.
 
2012-10-21 10:15:05 AM
Happy Hours:

Asking someone to pose in a thong is the same as having sex with them?

When ANY teacher asks ANY student to do anything non-scholastic in exchange for better grades it doesn't matter what the teacher asks for. (This may not be the school's reasoning but it should be. )

It's also wrong for a student (or parent) to fault a teacher for giving a low grade if that grade is entirely justifiable based on the work turned in, by the way. A 100 question multiple-choice test with 67 incorrect answers should fail anybody: swallow it and study harder.
 
2012-10-21 10:15:12 AM

EZ Writer: mr_fulano: I remember when these threads used to degenerate into pics of jailbait.

Fine... Here:


I think someone's knocking on the door...
 
2012-10-21 10:16:46 AM

mr_fulano: EZ Writer: mr_fulano: I remember when these threads used to degenerate into pics of jailbait.

Fine... Here:

I think someone's knocking on the door...


This guy? We're cool...

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-21 10:18:18 AM

Happy Hours: Vangor: When Dantos asked Falk why he did that, he said he wanted to offer Moll the same deal he recently offered "in a similar case" involving a teacher.

Falk was referring to the case against former Allen High School teacher Gabrielle Marvelli, 40, of Quakertown who pleaded guilty in November to misdemeanor corruption of minors for having sex with a 17-year-old student - who was a week shy of his 18th birthday - on prom weekend.

The takeaway from this is at least someone is trying for consistency in punishment between male and female teachers.

Asking someone to pose in a thong is the same as having sex with them?


Stop making sense. This is Fark.
 
2012-10-21 10:22:38 AM
Well, in his defense, it was an oral exam.
 
2012-10-21 10:24:42 AM
Paris1127: Clearly a misunderstanding: the teacher wanted the student to pose in thongs...

Hmm... that kind of works for me, too.
 
2012-10-21 10:27:05 AM
Woot! Lets go Huskies!!

/Dieruff - Class of 1989
 
2012-10-21 10:34:36 AM

The One True TheDavid: A 100 question multiple-choice test with 67 incorrect answers should fail anybody: swallow it and study harder.


I think that's what he wanted her to do.
 
2012-10-21 10:34:52 AM

mr_fulano: I remember when these threads used to degenerate into pics of jailbait.


Good times man, good times.

/degenerate farker
 
2012-10-21 10:37:07 AM
i2.cpcache.com
 
2012-10-21 10:37:13 AM
Teacher admits giving thong to 16-year-old student, asking for nude pictures

Somebody doesn't know what "nude" means.
 
2012-10-21 10:38:34 AM

Happy Hours: Asking someone to pose in a thong is the same as having sex with them?


"trying" was not meant to imply consistency had been achieved but rather was an attempt to be closer to consistency. Further, I believe the aspect the student from the related story was 1 week away from being 18 has some importance. Both teachers are still abusing positions of authority and rightfully being charged.

I cannot understand why anyone who is a teacher would want to have such a relationship with a student. You have little contact with other adults for the majority of the work day; even planning and lunch periods are often stolen by paperwork, preparing materials, doing some administrative tasks, etc.. Not to mention the entire lack of life experience which tends to make people interesting while also being independent which are essential to me for keeping my sanity in a relationship.
 
2012-10-21 10:39:02 AM
She was 16?

"If you're old enough to drive to my house, you're old enough to spend the night."
 
2012-10-21 10:42:55 AM
Was she hot?
 
2012-10-21 10:45:26 AM
What, you've never had a math teacher try you on the multiplication tables?
 
2012-10-21 10:45:48 AM
A few questions...TFA glazed over how the pics and texts were discovered. She got in trouble for using her cell phone, and then what? Does the principal get to go snipping through the data on confiscated phones? Also, how does a teacher end up with the cell phone numbers of his students? Nothing excuses or diminishes the behavior of the teacher, but I smell whorishness in this story.
 
2012-10-21 10:48:15 AM
Not even teachers are smart-enough not to leave an electronic-record of their transgressions.

/we are all doomed
 
2012-10-21 10:53:11 AM

guises: Teacher admits giving thong to 16-year-old student, asking for nude pictures

Somebody doesn't know what "nude" means.


I'm fairly confident *I* do.
 
2012-10-21 10:53:44 AM

teeny: A few questions...TFA glazed over how the pics and texts were discovered. She got in trouble for using her cell phone, and then what? Does the principal get to go snipping through the data on confiscated phones? Also, how does a teacher end up with the cell phone numbers of his students? Nothing excuses or diminishes the behavior of the teacher, but I smell whorishness in this story.


Classic defense when confronted by authority is claiming to be a victim of authority.

Smart move on her part, whether she innocent or not.
 
2012-10-21 11:00:29 AM
Obligatory

www.cineol.net
 
2012-10-21 11:04:17 AM

EZ Writer: Male teacher and female student?

STONE HIM!!!!


Actually, contrary to your complaint...
Moll, who has been free on $20,000 bail since his arrest, originally wasn't charged with the misdemeanor count he wound up pleading guilty to. Falk added the misdemeanor charge just before the plea and agreed to drop the felonies.

When Dantos asked Falk why he did that, he said he wanted to offer Moll the same deal he recently offered "in a similar case" involving a teacher.

... justice is consistent.
 
2012-10-21 11:07:37 AM

Theaetetus: EZ Writer: Male teacher and female student?

STONE HIM!!!!

Actually, contrary to your complaint...
Moll, who has been free on $20,000 bail since his arrest, originally wasn't charged with the misdemeanor count he wound up pleading guilty to. Falk added the misdemeanor charge just before the plea and agreed to drop the felonies.

When Dantos asked Falk why he did that, he said he wanted to offer Moll the same deal he recently offered "in a similar case" involving a teacher.
... justice is consistent.



I was more referring to this:

i147.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-21 11:29:16 AM

Paris1127: Clearly a misunderstanding: the teacher wanted the student to pose in thongs...

Fap!

 
2012-10-21 11:29:29 AM
Vangor:

Not to mention the entire lack of life experience which tends to make people interesting while also being independent which are essential to me for keeping my sanity in a relationship.

In a relationship, yes. For a hot fling in a motel room, no. For many people, including most heterosexual men, close involvement with mentally complex women kills the sex. Sex is easiest when you can deal "body-to-body."

However a woman, even a very young one, with lots of specifically sexual experience of a very varied nature can make for a very satisfying partner if you can communicate together. There's a lot to be said for "try this" and "Yes, that!"

When I was younger and bothered with country matters, it sucked to try to teach somebody to suck cock without demostrating, and it sucks when women get upset that I suck cock much better than they do. Especially their brothers. ("But Johnny, you told me I was doing it right!")
 
2012-10-21 11:34:43 AM

Paris1127: Clearly a misunderstanding: the teacher wanted the student to pose in thongs...
[aff.ysi.bz image 320x320]


go throw another prawn on the barbie ya ockert
 
2012-10-21 11:45:41 AM
This should've been a math pun thread. That's what I was radii for.
 
2012-10-21 11:48:18 AM
"..pleaded guilty to corruption of minors, a misdemeanor ..."

"...two felony charges - corruption of minors and unlawful contact with a minor ..."

What am I missing?
 
2012-10-21 11:54:30 AM

The One True TheDavid: When I was younger and bothered with country matters, it sucked to try to teach somebody to suck cock without demostrating, and it sucks when women get upset that I suck cock much better than they do. Especially their brothers. ("But Johnny, you told me I was doing it right!")


This went from "interesting thoughts" to "I need a beer" quickly. Fortunately, I have beer.
 
2012-10-21 12:13:34 PM
When Dantos asked Falk why he did that, he said he wanted to offer Moll the same deal he recently offered "in a similar case" involving a teacher.

Falk was referring to the case against former Allen High School teacher Gabrielle Marvelli, 40, of Quakertown who pleaded guilty in November to misdemeanor corruption of minors for having sex with a 17-year-old student - who was a week shy of his 18th birthday - on prom weekend.

Marvelli was shocked when Dantos sentenced her last December to nine months to five years in state prison.



Wow, good thing we lock up someone who has sex with a 17.98 year old for 5 years. Otherwise we'd have room for the rapists.

Oh wait I forgot, sex with a 17.98 year-old is "rape"
 
2012-10-21 12:22:26 PM

Farklee: Not even teachers are smart-enough not to leave an electronic-record of their transgressions.

/we are all doomed


You must have missed the thread where the teacher accidentally transferred picks of her nekkid boobies from her phone to her classroom ipads. The ones that her students were using.
 
2012-10-21 12:26:10 PM

Christian Bale: When Dantos asked Falk why he did that, he said he wanted to offer Moll the same deal he recently offered "in a similar case" involving a teacher.

Falk was referring to the case against former Allen High School teacher Gabrielle Marvelli, 40, of Quakertown who pleaded guilty in November to misdemeanor corruption of minors for having sex with a 17-year-old student - who was a week shy of his 18th birthday - on prom weekend.

Marvelli was shocked when Dantos sentenced her last December to nine months to five years in state prison.


Wow, good thing we lock up someone who has sex with a 17.98 year old for 5 years. Otherwise we'd have room for the rapists.

Oh wait I forgot, sex with a 17.98 year-old is "rape"


She should be locked up. For being too farking stupid to wait one freakin' week to get her lovin' on.

Really? She couldn't hold out until next Friday?

Yes I know she'd still be in trouble for teacher/student. But at least she wouldn't have "raped" a "child."
 
2012-10-21 12:44:18 PM

itsfullofstars: Obligatory

[www.cineol.net image 500x250]


I see this here on Fark all the time but have no idea what it is referencing.

Teh stupid, i has it.
 
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