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(Mother Nature Network)   Hollywood's a funny game. One day you're appearing topless in the first 'American Pie' movie and the next thing you know you're urging people to adopt a turkey   (mnn.com) divider line 55
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2012-10-21 07:35:19 AM
I think she can talk me into doing things.
 
2012-10-21 07:35:42 AM
I enjoyed her American Pie. I will certainly enjoy stuffing her turkey, and savoring the juicy breast meat.
 
2012-10-21 07:42:36 AM
since TFA mentioned Ellen Degeneres this year i'm buying two turkeys.
 
2012-10-21 07:43:45 AM

Shine On You Crazy Diamond: I enjoyed her American Pie. I will certainly enjoy stuffing her turkey, and savoring the juicy breast meat.


And the cranberry sauce. Don't forget the cranberry sauce.

/wait. we're not talking about thanksgiving anymore, are we?
 
2012-10-21 07:56:31 AM
Enough with the talking already.

Show us your tits again!
 
2012-10-21 07:57:56 AM
Can I buy turkey offsets instead?
 
2012-10-21 08:08:01 AM
Shannon Elizabeth definitely does not want you back.
 
2012-10-21 08:10:12 AM
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2012-10-21 08:14:39 AM
Wasn't the first American Pie movie released over a decade ago?
 
2012-10-21 08:27:50 AM

Dwight_Yeast: Wasn't the first American Pie movie released over a decade ago?


Probably. I still haven't watched it in full.. just her parts on the Internet..
 
2012-10-21 08:37:15 AM
If I remember correctly, touching her tits would sound like two balloons rubbing together.
 
2012-10-21 08:48:01 AM
She does realize turkeys are killed year round and not just on Thanksgiving.

/DNRT(entire)A
//sounded like turkeys might be more intelligent than her
 
2012-10-21 08:49:37 AM
She is way too far on the crazy side of crazy/hot scale. One of the major reasons of her divorce was her husband set her up on the show Punked.
 
2012-10-21 09:10:21 AM

Alphax: Dwight_Yeast: Wasn't the first American Pie movie released over a decade ago?

Probably. I still haven't watched it in full.. just her parts on the Internet..


I'm gay, so I never bothered to watch it. Wet Hot American Summer on the other hand...
 
2012-10-21 09:22:02 AM
She'll never talk me into anything, but mostly because the only time I'd want to be in a room with her would involve her mouth being full.
 
2012-10-21 09:41:34 AM
Somehow I think Turkey can do just fine on their own.
 
2012-10-21 09:57:11 AM
Fake tits telling me to adopt one of the most stupid animals on the planet? No thanks, pass the gravy.
 
2012-10-21 09:57:44 AM
They can take my thanksgiving turkey from my cold, dead hands.

"...Now it is well known throughout the Midwest that the old man is a turkey junkie. A bona fide garley turkicanus freak. A few days before Christmas... his eyes would begin to gleam with a wild and ravenous light...".
 
2012-10-21 10:08:32 AM
Adopt a turkey? WTF? Who in the hell would want a mean and spiteful critter like that as a pet?
Yeah, go on and adopt one. You'll want to kill it soon enough.
 
2012-10-21 10:24:00 AM
I'd stuff that turkey...
 
2012-10-21 10:32:25 AM
Thanksgiving? She's two weeks too late, eh.

But good try at getting minute #16.
 
2012-10-21 10:35:23 AM
I would fill her pie.
 
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2012-10-21 10:40:55 AM
I see wild turkeys around everywhere and I think, "Hey, cheap thanksgiving."

Fooey on this adopting gobbledegook
 
2012-10-21 10:53:57 AM
I'd fark her pie like Jason Biggs.
 
2012-10-21 11:19:01 AM

Dwight_Yeast: Wasn't the first American Pie movie released over a decade ago?


Yeah. I remember seeing American Pie 2 at summer camp in 2001.
 
2012-10-21 11:29:17 AM
"I might not adopt a turkey, but she makes me want to choke the chicken."

/Am I doing Fark right?
 
2012-10-21 11:44:07 AM
I'd like to give her my giblets.
 
2012-10-21 11:51:16 AM
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2012-10-21 11:52:58 AM
Of course, nothing's gonna stop me from chowing down on my favorite North American domesticate after I lovingly roast its tasty carcass in my oven. Mmmmmm... turkey...
 
2012-10-21 11:54:36 AM
With all the extremely farked up shiat going on in the world today, if this is the cause you decide to spend your limited time and slight residual "fame" supporting, you really are a moron. You are, in fact, so absolutely stupid that it is actually unethical for you to open your mouth. Plus turkey is delicious.
 
2012-10-21 12:04:26 PM
 
2012-10-21 12:14:58 PM
She was insanely hot as Boo Boo Kitty Fark. She really was.
 
2012-10-21 12:34:53 PM
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2012-10-21 12:59:54 PM
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2012-10-21 01:10:18 PM
According to the animal sanctuary, which has shelters in New York and California, more than 26 million turkeys are currently confined in miserable conditions and slaughtered each year for the Thanksgiving holiday.

You know, it sounds like we're doing the birds a favor, putting them out of their misery. That makes me feel even better than paying for a turkey I'm not even going to get to eat.
 
2012-10-21 01:18:12 PM

JoeJitsu: According to the animal sanctuary, which has shelters in New York and California, more than 26 million turkeys are currently confined in miserable conditions and slaughtered each year for the Thanksgiving holiday.

You know, it sounds like we're doing the birds a favor, putting them out of their misery. That makes me feel even better than paying for a turkey I'm not even going to get to eat.


"I gave it an overdose of reds"
 
2012-10-21 03:00:22 PM
Let's not forget the snowman.
 
2012-10-21 03:09:40 PM
id fall asleep after eating her.
 
2012-10-21 03:21:21 PM
If Ben Franklin had gotten his way and the turkey was the national bird instead of the eagle would that mean we couldn't kill and eat turkey?
 
2012-10-21 03:43:07 PM

dryknife: If Ben Franklin had gotten his way and the turkey was the national bird instead of the eagle would that mean we couldn't kill and eat turkey?


Well we nearly hunted the bald eagle into extinction anyway.
 
2012-10-21 03:45:53 PM

Foxxinnia: dryknife: If Ben Franklin had gotten his way and the turkey was the national bird instead of the eagle would that mean we couldn't kill and eat turkey?

Well we nearly hunted the bald eagle into extinction anyway.


Why do you hate Freedom?
 
2012-10-21 03:53:04 PM

Foxxinnia: dryknife: If Ben Franklin had gotten his way and the turkey was the national bird instead of the eagle would that mean we couldn't kill and eat turkey?

Well we nearly hunted the bald eagle into extinction anyway.


We'd probably go with the ham. We always have enough ham.
 
2012-10-21 03:57:58 PM

Foxxinnia: dryknife: If Ben Franklin had gotten his way and the turkey was the national bird instead of the eagle would that mean we couldn't kill and eat turkey?

Well we nearly hunted the bald eagle into extinction anyway.


Look--our national symbol, in animal form! SHOOT IT!
 
2012-10-21 04:25:36 PM

dwade: She is way too far on the crazy side of crazy/hot scale. One of the major reasons of her divorce was her husband set her up on the show Punked.


Yeah, I'm sure that was the reason....

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//more like the rophenol wore off,
 
2012-10-21 04:32:17 PM
Why would I want to adopt turks?
 
2012-10-21 04:40:47 PM

Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: Fake tits telling me to adopt one of the most stupid animals on the planet? No thanks, pass the gravity.


Fixed.
 
2012-10-21 04:55:42 PM

dryknife: If Ben Franklin had gotten his way and the turkey was the national bird instead of the eagle would that mean we couldn't kill and eat turkey?


But we could be enjoying a delicious eagle dinner on the holidays.
 
2012-10-21 05:48:37 PM
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2012-10-21 07:36:26 PM
Tell you what, honey. I'll forego the two turkeys we cook this year if you let me recreate 20 minutes of my favorite obscure German porn with you. If you really care about the animals, you'll do it.

/ please do it.
 
2012-10-21 11:43:35 PM
Now I can't help but think that she's got a gobbler hanging down there.
 
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