Shine On You Crazy Diamond: I enjoyed her American Pie. I will certainly enjoy stuffing her turkey, and savoring the juicy breast meat.
Dwight_Yeast: Wasn't the first American Pie movie released over a decade ago?
Alphax: Dwight_Yeast: Wasn't the first American Pie movie released over a decade ago?Probably. I still haven't watched it in full.. just her parts on the Internet..
JoeJitsu: According to the animal sanctuary, which has shelters in New York and California, more than 26 million turkeys are currently confined in miserable conditions and slaughtered each year for the Thanksgiving holiday.You know, it sounds like we're doing the birds a favor, putting them out of their misery. That makes me feel even better than paying for a turkey I'm not even going to get to eat.
dryknife: If Ben Franklin had gotten his way and the turkey was the national bird instead of the eagle would that mean we couldn't kill and eat turkey?
Foxxinnia: dryknife: If Ben Franklin had gotten his way and the turkey was the national bird instead of the eagle would that mean we couldn't kill and eat turkey?Well we nearly hunted the bald eagle into extinction anyway.
dwade: She is way too far on the crazy side of crazy/hot scale. One of the major reasons of her divorce was her husband set her up on the show Punked.
Sick and Tired of Being Sick and Tired: Fake tits telling me to adopt one of the most stupid animals on the planet? No thanks, pass the gravity.
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