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(Daily Mail)   16-year-old girl refuses to leave her room after lifesaving drug treatment causes her to grow a beard. The fact that the beard makes her look like Kevin Smith doesn't help matters, either   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 99
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2012-10-21 01:33:27 AM
She's so ashamed of the facial hair that she neatly groomed it and sold her story to the Daily Fail?
 
2012-10-21 01:39:16 AM
She just needs a referral to whoever is responsible for de-hairing the kardashian klan.
 
2012-10-21 02:04:47 AM
I can't grow a beard that good, and I'm twice her age.
 
2012-10-21 02:07:18 AM
Something seems off about this story.

Smashed Hat: She's so ashamed of the facial hair that she neatly groomed it and sold her story to the Daily Fail?


You have a point. Also they did a bad job with the mosaic over her eyes.
 
2012-10-21 02:19:28 AM
I wish I could have a beard that awesome. I think there is a new drug I could try. Thanks for the heads up, daily mail
 
2012-10-21 02:51:58 AM
Something doesn't sound right about this.

Especially the grey hair, and the lack of "hey, maybe she should try shaving" comments.
 
2012-10-21 03:06:16 AM

kmmontandon: Something doesn't sound right about this.

Especially the grey hair, and the lack of "hey, maybe she should try shaving" comments.


I admit, that was my first thought. Did she just give up on shaving after awhile and decide to sculpt it into a sweet beard instead?
 
2012-10-21 06:37:06 AM
That's the worst job of pixelating anyone I've seen since the last time I submitted a WIE to a random Farkette.
 
2012-10-21 07:03:05 AM

Smashed Hat: She's so ashamed of the facial hair that she neatly groomed it and sold her story to the Daily Fail?


It's the only chance her family has of earning enough money to pay for treatments to help her. That's my guess. Poor girl...being a teen is hard enough...
 
2012-10-21 07:03:36 AM
Awwwww... she's her own evil twin.
 
2012-10-21 07:08:41 AM
Ha, Kevin Smith looks like a Chinese teenage girl!
 
2012-10-21 07:08:48 AM
pills.jpg

/what life saving drugs might look like
 
2012-10-21 07:09:28 AM
I call bs.
 
2012-10-21 07:10:27 AM
Someone, somewhere has a fetish for that. Maybe this girl will find her true love now thanks to the publicity.

I feel like the most romantic transgressive in the world right now.

/time for bed
 
2012-10-21 07:10:54 AM

Smashed Hat: kmmontandon: Something doesn't sound right about this.

Especially the grey hair, and the lack of "hey, maybe she should try shaving" comments.

I admit, that was my first thought. Did she just give up on shaving after awhile and decide to sculpt it into a sweet beard instead?



Yeah, I'm confused as well. Men shave their facial hair off all the time. Why can't she? I guess dark hair has more of a five o clock shadow effect....still, it's possible to shave it off.
 
2012-10-21 07:12:09 AM
if she finds a wealthy man seeking a young girl who can do a reverse Tootsie she's set for life.
 
2012-10-21 07:13:15 AM
Also, the pictures don't really cover her identity well. Too embarassed to go out, but not to let her easily identifiable pictures be shown in a newspaper?
 
2012-10-21 07:14:08 AM
It took me over a month to grow a beard half that thick and i'm a 30 something male.

/jealous
 
2012-10-21 07:16:48 AM
She could take some lessons in serenity and being at peace with yourself on this issue from that sikh girl a couple of weeks back.
 
2012-10-21 07:17:36 AM
www.outtheboxreviews.com
 
2012-10-21 07:19:39 AM
It happens to a lot of girls.
www.broadwaychannel.com
 
2012-10-21 07:26:52 AM

Doctor Jan Itor: It happens to a lot of girls.
[www.broadwaychannel.com image 400x400]


images.wikia.com

Hot.
 
2012-10-21 07:27:53 AM
Wow, when I grow up, I want to be able to grow a beard like that.

/39, still haven't lost hope.
 
2012-10-21 07:32:37 AM
Fake story is fake.
 
2012-10-21 07:36:44 AM
You know razors are a thing, right?
 
2012-10-21 07:49:20 AM
So join ZZ Top and quit yer biatchen'.
 
2012-10-21 07:54:13 AM
So, The Fail has stooped to bearded lady stories now.
 
2012-10-21 08:08:09 AM

kmmontandon: Something doesn't sound right about this.


The Daily Fail is about as reputable a news source as the Weekly World News.

This is probably a photo of one of their male interns with a fake story made up to fit the image.
 
2012-10-21 08:16:10 AM
Reminds me of an old Redd Foxx joke:

Female Patient: "Doc? You gotta help me. These hormone treatments you're giving me are having some bad side effects."

Doctor: "Such as what?"

Female Patient: "Well, for one thing, I'm growing hair on my chest."

Doctor: "Well, that IS a very odd side effect. Tell me, how far down does this chest hair go?"

Female Patient: "Down to my dick."
 
2012-10-21 08:17:06 AM
Yes, people in the 70's were much easier to amuse.
 
2012-10-21 08:19:11 AM
When did the Daily Fail turn into the Weekly World News?
 
2012-10-21 08:19:14 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
www.nndb.com

I wondered what happened to judge ito since the oj trial, he must've been cloned
 
2012-10-21 08:20:33 AM

Nick Nostril: So, The Fail has stooped to bearded lady stories now.


Please see Doctor's post above this is nothing to for the Daily Fail


Doctor Jan Itor


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2012-10-21 07:19:39 AM

It happens to a lot of girls.
www.broadwaychannel.com
 
2012-10-21 08:29:44 AM
I don't care what your gender preference is that would still be a tough hit.
 
2012-10-21 08:37:19 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: You know razors are a thing, right?


i.ytimg.com
 
2012-10-21 08:37:26 AM

fusillade762: Someone, somewhere has a fetish for that. Maybe this girl will find her true love now thanks to the publicity.

I feel like the most romantic transgressive in the world right now.

/time for bed


Rule 34 will find you no matter where you hide.
 
2012-10-21 08:41:14 AM

FatherDale: When did the Daily Fail turn into the Weekly World News?


It's first publication?
 
2012-10-21 08:43:49 AM

tonguedepressor: I don't care what your gender preference is that would still be a tough hit.


Somewhere, there's a fat hairy bear, who has fat hairy sex with other fat hairy bears because only they have that fat hairy allure that he desires. But secretly, he always imagines them to be the fat hair woman he could take home to mom and dad, and have a fat hairy family with, that he can dress as a fat hairy santa, handing out presents, and zipping away before their fat hairy little faces can recognize him, and cuddle down that night with a couple glasses of eggnog, and make furious fat hairy love on the couch while reruns of I Love Lucy christmas specials run in the background.

Don't deny him his dreams.
 
2012-10-21 08:47:40 AM
Its a man baby!
 
2012-10-21 08:52:14 AM
all she needs is a toilet paper holder to get herself a straight girlfriend.
 
2012-10-21 08:56:04 AM
She could just tell people she's half italian
 
2012-10-21 09:00:23 AM
LOTN: tonguedepressor: I don't care what your gender preference is that would still be a tough hit.

Somewhere, there's a fat hairy bear, who has fat hairy sex with other fat hairy bears because only they have that fat hairy allure that he desires. But secretly, he always imagines them to be the fat hair woman he could take home to mom and dad, and have a fat hairy family with, that he can dress as a fat hairy santa, handing out presents, and zipping away before their fat hairy little faces can recognize him, and cuddle down that night with a couple glasses of eggnog, and make furious fat hairy love on the couch while reruns of I Love Lucy christmas specials run in the background.

Don't deny him his dreams.


I just threw up in my mouth a little.
 
2012-10-21 09:05:30 AM
Welp, whoever has to marry her is undoubtedly going to kill off another species trying to get a boner...
 
2012-10-21 09:13:51 AM
www.tg-films.info 
Not impressed
 
2012-10-21 09:14:49 AM
She can't Google Laser Hair Removal?

I'm with those of you who say this is a fake story, something here just doesn't seem right...
 
2012-10-21 09:38:53 AM

iucpa: I call bs.


This. It's a trifecta of fail: Original source is Xinhua, parroted by HuffPost then blown into full Daily Mail melodrama.
 
2012-10-21 09:39:05 AM
It's not the beard she's ashamed of, it's "Jersey Girl".
 
2012-10-21 09:43:11 AM
Kevin smith is Asian now?
 
2012-10-21 09:53:54 AM
From the comments:
To Catriona: hirsutism isnt like normal hair growth. If she shaves it she will have stubble growing visibly in an hour. I have had 7 laser treatments on my face but as the condition is chronic more hair grows & laser treatment is expensive. It is now a constant battle with bleaching & tweezing every day to keep it under control. It is a soul-destroying condition. My heart goes out to her.
- KJ, Wellington NZ, 21/10/2012 0:38

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsutism
 
2012-10-21 10:07:56 AM
If that's a genetic female, then I'm the Queen of Sheba.
 
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