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(Daily Mail)   Study: Average 25-year-old woman lives with her parents, is unhappy in her job, has bad sex   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 253
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2012-10-21 06:13:19 AM
Eh, life sucks. Buy a hat.

Also, are they trying to make broads reading the article feel bad by only including pictures of wealthy, successful celebrity women?
 
2012-10-21 06:38:20 AM
Worst haiku ever.
 
2012-10-21 06:39:10 AM
The real tragedy is that she's not having bad sex with me.
 
2012-10-21 06:39:42 AM
And they still won't go out with a guy who isn't on the Fast Track to success.
Just sayin...
 
2012-10-21 06:40:49 AM
It's not 25. It's 20-25. That's a big difference; 20 year olds who borrow money from their parents because they only work part time while attending university are a different group than 25 year olds who still can't make ends meet.
 
2012-10-21 06:40:55 AM
Does her being 25 make her ass look fat?
 
2012-10-21 06:43:00 AM
Moved back in with my mom about a month ago, work a crappy minimum wage job, and haven't gotten laid in over a year. I am 23 today.

I'VE FINALLY OVERACHIEVED IN SOMETHING!

I've got to tell my mom and the internet about this!
 
2012-10-21 06:50:42 AM

Bezoar: Moved back in with my mom about a month ago, work a crappy minimum wage job, and haven't gotten laid in over a year. I am 23 today.


Bezoar: Moved back in with my mom about a month ago, work a crappy minimum wage job, and haven't gotten laid in over a year. I am 23 today.

I'VE FINALLY OVERACHIEVED IN SOMETHING!

I've got to tell my mom and the internet about this!


1: happy birthday
2: if you are female there is nobody to blame for your celibacy but you.
 
2012-10-21 06:51:04 AM
To be fair, it's hard to have good sex when her parents are watching "Honey Boo Boo" in the next room.
 
2012-10-21 06:55:13 AM
Should have gotten married. Stayed home, raised kids, taken care of the house.

Oh yeah, to all you women, your enjoyment of sex improves exponentially in your mid - thirties.
 
2012-10-21 06:59:11 AM

Point02GPA: Does her being 25 make her ass look fat?


It sounds like it makes her ass squishie and flabby. That would explain why she has bad sex. I would imagine it would be like humping a gel pack.
 
2012-10-21 07:04:07 AM

H31N0US: 2: if you are female there is nobody to blame for your celibacy but you.


Hoo-boy, here we go.
 
2012-10-21 07:08:25 AM
Huh. Puts it into perspective really. No matter how crappy I thought life was, at 25 I did not live with my parents, had a great job, and fantastic sex. The trick is slightly older men who, uh, have developed...patience. Yeah, penis patience. Seriously though, women are squirrley and insane in their late teens / early twenties. Men go batshiat in their mid-20's, but level out near 30, +- a year or two. Never understood why the genders don't go batshiat at the same time.
 
2012-10-21 07:09:14 AM

cowgirl toffee: Point02GPA: Does her being 25 make her ass look fat?

It sounds like it makes her ass squishie and flabby. That would explain why she has bad sex. I would imagine it would be like humping a gel pack.


NTTAWWT
 
2012-10-21 07:12:26 AM

GranoblasticMan: NTTAWWT


Hey... I'm not here to judge. :P
 
2012-10-21 07:26:56 AM
My girlfriend hasn't lived at her parents' for several years now. She has a reasonably well-paying and secure job.

On the other hand, we almost never have sex anymore, and when we do I'm not very good at it. So maybe the article has some truth to it after all.
 
2012-10-21 07:27:26 AM
stop buying or reading any of the 25 magazines displayed at every grocery store check out. you know, the titles devoted to screwing with women's heads. they make their money selling advertisements and they are lying to you.

men & women rarely have the job they want or the pay they want. no, it's not just when you are starting out. unless you are connected or wealthy = most people, life will be full of settling for what you can get.

sex gets better when you get older. young people are in a big hurry for the big frenzied climax. i started having sex very young. it was later in life i learned long, slow lovemaking sessions that just go on forever are most rewarding indeed.
 
2012-10-21 07:29:36 AM

H31N0US: Bezoar: Moved back in with my mom about a month ago, work a crappy minimum wage job, and haven't gotten laid in over a year. I am 23 today.

Bezoar: Moved back in with my mom about a month ago, work a crappy minimum wage job, and haven't gotten laid in over a year. I am 23 today.

I'VE FINALLY OVERACHIEVED IN SOMETHING!

I've got to tell my mom and the internet about this!

1: happy birthday
2: if you are female there is nobody to blame for your celibacy but you.


I can get sex anytime I want. Good/decent sex? Different story.
 
2012-10-21 07:37:27 AM

Bezoar:
I can get sex anytime I want. Good/decent sex? Different story.


hear hear sister. casual sex just ain't worth it when ~95% of men in their 20s have no clue. guys 30+ who have been married previously, better odds of at least a "decent" time.
 
2012-10-21 07:46:38 AM

gadian: Never understood why the genders don't go batshiat at the same time.


Dealing with batshiat people, such as the opposite gender, makes you momentarily reexamine your batshiat tendencies.
 
2012-10-21 07:58:32 AM
I'm not sure why anyone would need to live at home and borrow money regularly from their parents. One or the other I can understand, but if you can't cover the rest of your expenses when housing is taken care of either you aren't trying or you are living beyond the means of someone living at home borrowing from their parents.
 
2012-10-21 08:00:55 AM

my alt's alt's alt: Bezoar:
I can get sex anytime I want. Good/decent sex? Different story.

hear hear sister. casual sex just ain't worth it when ~95% of men in their 20s have no clue. guys 30+ who have been married previously, better odds of at least a "decent" time.



Ah, but that just shows you lack patience. If a guy in his 20's "has no clue", how long does it take to give him one? Or do you not know how to teach, or can't be bothered?
 
2012-10-21 08:09:08 AM
Become a stripper.
 
2012-10-21 08:19:28 AM
Average 25-year-old girl should hook up with area man.
 
2012-10-21 08:22:58 AM

Bezoar: H31N0US: Bezoar: Moved back in with my mom about a month ago, work a crappy minimum wage job, and haven't gotten laid in over a year. I am 23 today.

Bezoar: Moved back in with my mom about a month ago, work a crappy minimum wage job, and haven't gotten laid in over a year. I am 23 today.

I'VE FINALLY OVERACHIEVED IN SOMETHING!

I've got to tell my mom and the internet about this!

1: happy birthday
2: if you are female there is nobody to blame for your celibacy but you.

I can get sex anytime I want. Good/decent sex? Different story.


23 and female eh?
 
2012-10-21 08:23:41 AM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: my alt's alt's alt: Bezoar:
I can get sex anytime I want. Good/decent sex? Different story.

hear hear sister. casual sex just ain't worth it when ~95% of men in their 20s have no clue. guys 30+ who have been married previously, better odds of at least a "decent" time.


Ah, but that just shows you lack patience. If a guy in his 20's "has no clue", how long does it take to give him one? Or do you not know how to teach, or can't be bothered?


Why do I have to train random men in the art of loving every time I want a fling? What does that training montage even look like? Am I vagina Yoda?
Screw that, he's not going to get good in one night and if I'm putting that much work into it I might as well date him. Get some return on my damned investment.

But if you're not looking for a relationship, just a one night stand, sex is a huge gamble for a woman and will often end up an unsatisfying/kinda okay waste of time.
 
2012-10-21 08:23:49 AM
I am a gamer girl who is into porn, gaming, taking naked pictures of myself and cosplay. I live with my parents and I don't have a job so all I do is exercise all day. I can definitely feel for this article because it speaks to me as a girl gamer who is into porn, gaming, taked naked pictures of myself and cosplay. I clicked the link.
 
2012-10-21 08:28:11 AM
Isn't the description in the headline a character on like*, every sitcom?

*please note that like is used facetiously here to enhance effect
 
2012-10-21 08:28:43 AM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: I am a gamer girl who is into porn, gaming, taking naked pictures of myself and cosplay. I live with my parents and I don't have a job so all I do is exercise all day. I can definitely feel for this article because it speaks to me as a girl gamer who is into porn, gaming, taked naked pictures of myself and cosplay. I clicked the link.


That's lovely, dear. Would you like a cup of tea?
 
2012-10-21 08:28:51 AM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: my alt's alt's alt: Bezoar:
I can get sex anytime I want. Good/decent sex? Different story.

hear hear sister. casual sex just ain't worth it when ~95% of men in their 20s have no clue. guys 30+ who have been married previously, better odds of at least a "decent" time.


Ah, but that just shows you lack patience. If a guy in his 20's "has no clue", how long does it take to give him one? Or do you not know how to teach, or can't be bothered?


Having to repeatedly and explicitly explain is a mood killer.
Easier to masturbate, hitachi magic wand can't get me pregnant or increase my slut quotient.
The tie breaker is personality, but often 20 year olds are deficient in that as well.
 
2012-10-21 08:36:00 AM
So, oddly, not every chickieboo who made it past the cervix and started breathing gets to be a super princess, swaddled in wealth, fame, disposable throngs of hot sh*t suitors and a palace to buy new sheets for every day? I realize that unrealistic touchstones and metrics of what happiness is are the zeitgeist components of consumer culture, but do we really need to keep feeding our kids this bullsh*t? So far, it doesn't make them happy. Your baby girl *IS* special. Very much so. To YOU. Tell her that. Don't tell her that she's entitled to expect the world to come running with triple ply, scented Charmin every time she pisses and moans. She might end up liking herself as is without having to subscribe to one of the manifold RSS feeds of utter malarkey lying about the culture.
 
2012-10-21 08:38:40 AM

thrgd456: Should have gotten married. Stayed home, raised kids, taken care of the house.

Oh yeah, to all you women, your enjoyment of sex improves exponentially in your mid - thirties.


Not if you're married, then it dries up completely.
 
2012-10-21 08:39:53 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: To be fair, it's hard to have good sex when her parents are watching "Honey Boo Boo" in the next room.


There's always the alley behind the pub. Or the men's room stall.
 
2012-10-21 08:41:02 AM

Gwyrddu: I'm not sure why anyone would need to live at home and borrow money regularly from their parents. One or the other I can understand, but if you can't cover the rest of your expenses when housing is taken care of either you aren't trying or you are living beyond the means of someone living at home borrowing from their parents.


because when you have been a coddled snowflake for the first 20 years, dealing with life on your own can be overwhelming.

\\boring people are boring and lead boring lives. No one to blame but them.
 
2012-10-21 08:41:06 AM

cowgirl toffee: Point02GPA: Does her being 25 make her ass look fat?

It sounds like it makes her ass squishie and flabby. That would explain why she has bad sex. I would imagine it would be like humping a gel pack.


That's hawt.
 
2012-10-21 08:44:19 AM

bunner: So, oddly, not every chickieboo who made it past the cervix and started breathing gets to be a super princess, swaddled in wealth, fame, disposable throngs of hot sh*t suitors and a palace to buy new sheets for every day? I realize that unrealistic touchstones and metrics of what happiness is are the zeitgeist components of consumer culture, but do we really need to keep feeding our kids this bullsh*t? So far, it doesn't make them happy. Your baby girl *IS* special. Very much so. To YOU. Tell her that. Don't tell her that she's entitled to expect the world to come running with triple ply, scented Charmin every time she pisses and moans. She might end up liking herself as is without having to subscribe to one of the manifold RSS feeds of utter malarkey lying about the culture.


Zeitgeist Malarkey is my new stripper name.
 
2012-10-21 08:45:46 AM
So how are the men in that age range doing? Same boat? It is my impression that we are not in the best economic times here.
 
2012-10-21 08:46:02 AM

Bezoar: Zeitgeist Malarkey is my new stripper name.


*slips a McDonald's gift certificate into your asscrack thong*
 
Skr
2012-10-21 08:46:27 AM
Find enjoyable activity, do enjoyable activity, meet opposite sex while doing enjoyable activity... a biatch to get into the habit of extroversion like that but the results end up being better than random bar flies.


Though some enjoyable activities like " Occasional Serial Killing" might make crazy babies if couples formed during the monthly serial killers anonymous meeting.
 
2012-10-21 08:49:51 AM

bunner: Bezoar: Zeitgeist Malarkey is my new stripper name.

*slips a McDonald's gift certificate into your asscrack thong*


I wish you hadn't, the McDouble grease makes it hard to work the pole.
 
2012-10-21 08:52:27 AM

Bezoar: bunner: Bezoar: Zeitgeist Malarkey is my new stripper name.

*slips a McDonald's gift certificate into your asscrack thong*

I wish you hadn't, the McDouble grease makes it hard to work the pole.


You'd think the increased fat would hold on to the pole better.

Also, is there any other kind of thong other than an asscrack thong? Isn't that the point?
 
2012-10-21 08:53:00 AM

Bezoar: work the pole.


www.ccs.neu.edu

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2012-10-21 08:55:48 AM

bunner: So, oddly, not every chickieboo who made it past the cervix and started breathing gets to be a super princess, swaddled in wealth, fame, disposable throngs of hot sh*t suitors and a palace to buy new sheets for every day? I realize that unrealistic touchstones and metrics of what happiness is are the zeitgeist components of consumer culture, but do we really need to keep feeding our kids this bullsh*t? So far, it doesn't make them happy. Your baby girl *IS* special. Very much so. To YOU. Tell her that. Don't tell her that she's entitled to expect the world to come running with triple ply, scented Charmin every time she pisses and moans. She might end up liking herself as is without having to subscribe to one of the manifold RSS feeds of utter malarkey lying about the culture.


zipmeme.com
 
2012-10-21 08:57:00 AM

Pep Streebeck: bunner: So, oddly, not every chickieboo who made it past the cervix and started breathing gets to be a super princess, swaddled in wealth, fame, disposable throngs of hot sh*t suitors and a palace to buy new sheets for every day? I realize that unrealistic touchstones and metrics of what happiness is are the zeitgeist components of consumer culture, but do we really need to keep feeding our kids this bullsh*t? So far, it doesn't make them happy. Your baby girl *IS* special. Very much so. To YOU. Tell her that. Don't tell her that she's entitled to expect the world to come running with triple ply, scented Charmin every time she pisses and moans. She might end up liking herself as is without having to subscribe to one of the manifold RSS feeds of utter malarkey lying about the culture.

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We sell our kids unrealistic crap. It's a bad idea. Sorry about the big words.
 
2012-10-21 09:04:02 AM

bunner: So, oddly, not every chickieboo who made it past the cervix and started breathing gets to be a super princess, swaddled in wealth, fame, disposable throngs of hot sh*t suitors and a palace to buy new sheets for every day? I realize that unrealistic touchstones and metrics of what happiness is are the zeitgeist components of consumer culture, but do we really need to keep feeding our kids this bullsh*t? So far, it doesn't make them happy. Your baby girl *IS* special. Very much so. To YOU. Tell her that. Don't tell her that she's entitled to expect the world to come running with triple ply, scented Charmin every time she pisses and moans. She might end up liking herself as is without having to subscribe to one of the manifold RSS feeds of utter malarkey lying about the culture.


By any chance, was this manifesto written on the back of a recently served Personal Protection Order?
 
2012-10-21 09:04:36 AM

cowgirl toffee: Point02GPA: Does her being 25 make her ass look fat?

It sounds like it makes her ass squishie and flabby. That would explain why she has bad sex. I would imagine it would be like humping a gel pack.


*fap*
 
2012-10-21 09:05:29 AM
No, yes, no.

I don't LOVE my job, but that's probably ok as long as it gets me by in my own place.

/haven't lived with parents since 17
 
2012-10-21 09:06:35 AM
The air-brained 20s are just the preamble for misery.
The real trick for any man is NOT to be present when any give woman turns 40 and realizes she isn't a princess and will never become one. Any man who hangs around for that is nothing but a target of opportunity. There are a number of reasons men seek out younger women.
 
2012-10-21 09:06:39 AM
Big deal... sounds like every girlfriend I had during when I was that age...

/wait... what?
 
2012-10-21 09:07:18 AM

Butthurted: By any chance, was this manifesto written on the back of a recently served Personal Protection Order?


Are you by any chance, one of those forum participants who logs on to make ostensibly witty remarks based upon clichèd projections and dime store insults? : )
 
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