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(The Tennessean)   Man charged with egging ex-wife. "I guess you might say *puts on sunglasses* the yolk's on her"   (tennessean.com) divider line 47
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2012-10-20 04:17:20 PM  
I laughed.
 
2012-10-20 04:24:37 PM  
CLARKSVILLE, Tenn.

Take the last egg to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station
It'll be a big surprise, cuz she has no expectation... no, no, no...
Oh, no, no, no...
Oh, no, no, no...
And I just can't wait to get the chance to throw...

/lame
 
2012-10-20 04:43:48 PM  
Thread ova.
 
2012-10-20 05:22:28 PM  
Nice
 
2012-10-20 10:28:36 PM  
-_o

+1
 
2012-10-20 10:38:34 PM  
Do they have a Worst Headline of the Week contest?
 
2012-10-20 10:39:58 PM  
Dude...

The "yolks" on HIM...
 
2012-10-20 10:40:35 PM  
I bet she glaired at him afterward.
 
2012-10-20 10:41:04 PM  
Looks like this dude's benedict.
 
2012-10-20 10:41:14 PM  
hahah - living the dream
 
2012-10-20 10:43:24 PM  
"Look on the sunny side, it was white on white crime, for a change," said the hard-boiled detective.
 
2012-10-20 10:45:46 PM  
She should have scrambled out of the way.
 
2012-10-20 10:45:48 PM  
That was very eggs-treme of him...
 
2012-10-20 10:46:58 PM  

phlegmmo: CLARKSVILLE, Tenn.

Take the last egg to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station
It'll be a big surprise, cuz she has no expectation... no, no, no...
Oh, no, no, no...
Oh, no, no, no...
And I just can't wait to get the chance to throw...

/lame


What's lame is that I started singing this song when I read TFA.
 
2012-10-20 10:52:40 PM  
Well, she always kept her sunny side up.
 
2012-10-20 10:56:23 PM  
Was he all dressed in black? Did he sneak around the back?

/families,the punk rocks, the businessman.....
 
2012-10-20 10:59:11 PM  
Q: Why was the hen sad?

A: Because she cracked a bad yoke.


hahahaha
whew
I made that one up, can you tell?
 
2012-10-20 11:00:30 PM  
 
2012-10-20 11:02:46 PM  

powhound: Q: Why was the hen sad?

A: Because she cracked a bad yoke.


hahahaha
whew
I made that one up, can you tell?


You are hereby sentenced to a lifetime of crossing the road to get to the other side.
 
2012-10-20 11:04:19 PM  
In jail for throwin' an egg at a biatch?? I'd like to see pigs TRY to jail me for that!!
 
2012-10-20 11:06:54 PM  
Bow down to New Age Redneck.
 
2012-10-20 11:06:56 PM  

Buffet: In jail for throwin' an egg at a biatch?? I'd like to see pigs TRY to jail me for that!!


Me too. It would be quite entertaining, I imagine.
 
2012-10-20 11:11:37 PM  
ninjamonkey.us
 
2012-10-20 11:15:23 PM  
Oy, subby, you throw a "YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHH!!!" on the end of those. I really don't appreciate blue balls on my Fark headlines. Kthxbye.
 
2012-10-20 11:17:22 PM  
I don't always throw eggs at my women, but when I do, they're made of marble....like my balls.


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2012-10-20 11:17:57 PM  
"McKelvey told officers he warned his ex-wife not to park in front of his apartment when she picked up the child, so he threw an egg at her car."


She egged him on.
 
2012-10-20 11:19:34 PM  
Subby, you should be pun-ished. 5 min in the punalty box.
 
2012-10-20 11:25:29 PM  
LOL! This is domestic assault?! What else could be counted as domestic assault? Throwing a cotton ball at her?
 
2012-10-20 11:32:59 PM  

GreenSun: LOL! This is domestic assault?! What else could be counted as domestic assault? Throwing a cotton ball at her?


"the egg struck the woman and spilled on to the child."

It spilled. Onto the child!
 
2012-10-20 11:42:43 PM  
So this woman is now totally shell shocked?
 
2012-10-20 11:49:02 PM  
Best headline ever by Smitty's seven year old son, Billy.
 
2012-10-20 11:49:59 PM  
She was not eggsactly what he was aiming at.
 
2012-10-20 11:58:49 PM  
www.blogcdn.com
 
2012-10-21 12:12:17 AM  
something something runny watery protein zygote something man woman something something
 
2012-10-21 12:26:05 AM  
I don't get it, is he Hispanic or something?
 
2012-10-21 12:27:15 AM  
Good thing they scrambled patrol cars to the scene so quickly.
 
2012-10-21 12:29:07 AM  

GreenSun: LOL! This is domestic assault?! What else could be counted as domestic assault? Throwing a cotton ball at her?


I know a guy who was arrested and charged with domestic battery for throwing a sock at his girlfriend. Battery is defined as "touch or strike", so even a slight poke would count.
 
2012-10-21 01:07:34 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: GreenSun: LOL! This is domestic assault?! What else could be counted as domestic assault? Throwing a cotton ball at her?

I know a guy who was arrested and charged with domestic battery for throwing a sock at his girlfriend. Battery is defined as "touch or strike", so even a slight poke would count.



I don't want to live in a world where you can't poke your girlfriend.
 
2012-10-21 02:18:36 AM  
Eggs are nothing.

My ex-fiancee used to throw plates at my head.
 
2012-10-21 03:50:48 AM  
I guess the ex-husband is a bad egg
 
2012-10-21 03:59:34 AM  
You can throw eggs at people for the hollandaise.
 
2012-10-21 04:09:35 AM  
Can you blame him? She's poached all his money.
 
2012-10-21 04:16:05 AM  
Yet, he couldn't shell out the bail money?
 
2012-10-21 04:25:26 AM  
You could say he cracked under the pressure but when the police arrived the problem was ovum.
They didn't need to shell out resources and time on booking a dude for a court date and probably
probation. There are probably a dozen reasons not to bother with cases like that.The officer should
be able to grade this situations and see this one was pretty small.
 
2012-10-21 05:29:42 AM  

whatshisname: Buffet: In jail for throwin' an egg at a biatch?? I'd like to see pigs TRY to jail me for that!!

Me too. It would be quite entertaining, I imagine.


Quite! However........I don't throw things at women and I certainly don't waste eggs!
 
OKO
2012-10-21 06:04:47 AM  
Alwhite, a pun thread.
 
2012-10-21 09:12:20 PM  
Snow White's brother approves.

/Egg White
//get the yolk?
//bored with the Giants up 5
 
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