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(Sun News Network)   Not news: Teacher gets arrested. News: Arrested for possessing date rape drug. Fark: Possessing $250,000 of GHB   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 65
    More: Strange, GHB, date rape drug, date rapes, Montreal, Health Canada, David Akin  
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2012-10-20 12:17:40 PM  
Maybe the dumbass should've checked the "discreet shipping" box

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Police said they found 55 litres of the drug in his home, an amount that represented about 50,000 doses.

That's a lot of rape!
 
2012-10-20 01:09:25 PM  
Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all this stuff.
 
2012-10-20 03:11:25 PM  
So it was rape, rape, rape, rape....
 
2012-10-20 03:34:37 PM  
Police said they found 55 litres of the drug in his home

That's like 15 gallons of rape. 

How much does a gallon of rape weigh? We could be talking about three boxes of rape here...
 
2012-10-20 04:04:06 PM  
If he taught chemistry i would love to know that his students were involved in making it.
 
2012-10-20 04:04:53 PM  
He's going to need a bigger box.
 
2012-10-20 04:04:55 PM  
Wow, someone watched way the hell too much Breaking Bad, apparently.
 
2012-10-20 04:05:55 PM  
Jesus. Was he going to date rape a entire city?
/Or was he just making black market aqua dots?
 
2012-10-20 04:07:13 PM  
Well, he can't be accused of raping his students if they don't remember anything...

/I'll have a seat over there. Do I need a ticket?
 
2012-10-20 04:10:08 PM  
Maybe he just wanted some peace and damn quiet in the classroom.
 
2012-10-20 04:11:40 PM  
What, its how he gets the kids to relax during a tutoring session that's all, totally legit. Totally legit.

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2012-10-20 04:11:40 PM  
Not news: Teacher gets arrested. News: Arrested for possessing date rape drug. Fark: Possessing $250,000 of GHB

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2012-10-20 04:11:45 PM  
Police said they investigated Michel Vincent, 37, for a few weeks before they arrested him on Oct. 12.

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I think the idea was that he was going to distribute the 50,000 doses from the air, and then just rape an entire city.
 
2012-10-20 04:12:37 PM  
Yep, because there are never any academic uses for GHB, oops, I mean Date Rape Drug.
 
2012-10-20 04:12:50 PM  
So that's what, a semester's worth?
 
2012-10-20 04:14:40 PM  

Jim_Callahan: too much Breaking Bad


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2012-10-20 04:14:47 PM  
So? Show me one high school teacher who doesn't wish they had 50,000 doses of date rape drugs at their disposal.
 
2012-10-20 04:16:16 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Police said they found 55 litres of the drug in his home

That's like 15 gallons of rape. 

How much does a gallon of rape weigh? We could be talking about three boxes of rape here...


Cops always over estimate the street value. Probably only need 1 box, maybe 2.
 
2012-10-20 04:17:05 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Yep, because there are never any academic uses for GHB, oops, I mean Date Rape Drug.


Or medical.

Narcoleptic, getting a kick, etc.

/they only let me have a months worth of GHB at a time
//wonder how many doses that translates to by their date rape math?
 
2012-10-20 04:20:28 PM  
Welp, there go my weekend plans.
 
2012-10-20 04:20:32 PM  
Street value I presume?
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2012-10-20 04:22:07 PM  
I imagine you'd have to add this to your dating profile, so nothing looks fishy.
 
2012-10-20 04:26:06 PM  
earth911.com

Authorities' version of $250K worth of GHB 

/hot off the bunsen burner
 
2012-10-20 04:27:51 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Yep, because there are never any academic uses for GHB, oops, I mean Date Rape Drug.


If this was the case I'm pretty sure it would be secured somewhere in the school, rather than his apartment.
 
2012-10-20 04:28:12 PM  

eddie van heinous: [earth911.com image 300x300]

Authorities' version of $250K worth of GHB 

/hot off the bunsen burner


That is a 55 litre bottle?
 
2012-10-20 04:28:27 PM  

eddie van heinous: Authorities' version of $250K worth of GHB 


That doesn't look like 14.5 galons (55 liters).
 
2012-10-20 04:31:48 PM  

eddie van heinous: [earth911.com image 300x300]

Authorities' version of $250K worth of GHB 

/hot off the bunsen burner


FTA

Police said they found 55 litres of the drug in his home, an amount that represented about 50,000 doses.

55 liters = 15.5 gallons.

I don't know how much a dose is, I'm sure it isn't very much, but 14.5 gallons is a lot.
 
2012-10-20 04:32:42 PM  
www.howtostopdebtcollectors.com

Would like a word.
 
2012-10-20 04:33:10 PM  
Oh geez - I mean USUALLY.
 
2012-10-20 04:38:12 PM  

xria: eddie van heinous: [earth911.com image 300x300]

Authorities' version of $250K worth of GHB 

/hot off the bunsen burner

That is a 55 litre bottle?


It is, using Cop Math and Cop Science (.55 liters becomes 5.5 liters becomes 55 liters, using special cop-only measuring equipment).
 
2012-10-20 04:44:12 PM  
isn't benadryl a date rape drug??
 
2012-10-20 04:44:37 PM  
That sounds intentional.
 
2012-10-20 04:44:45 PM  
It's really not so much when you consider he was the union steward/procurer for his school district. Kids can't tell if they don't remember shiat. At least the teachers are getting to be smarter pedophiles... so yay teachers.
 
2012-10-20 04:45:18 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Police said they found 55 litres of the drug in his home

That's like 15 gallons of rape. 

How much does a gallon of rape weigh? We could be talking about three boxes of rape here...


Gallon of water weighs 8 lbs. I would conservatively guess 2.5 - 3.5 boxes of rape

/rape rape rape rape
 
2012-10-20 04:47:06 PM  
I'm pretty sure GHB is what the Doc used when I had my colonoscopy. I guess you could say I was Doc raped.
 
2012-10-20 05:02:43 PM  
Just an FYI: GHB can be used as a recreational drug. If used in less than date rape quantities, it relaxes inhibitions in a way alcohol can only dream of.
 
2012-10-20 05:02:58 PM  

ongbok: eddie van heinous: [earth911.com image 300x300]

Authorities' version of $250K worth of GHB 

/hot off the bunsen burner

FTA

Police said they found 55 litres of the drug in his home, an amount that represented about 50,000 doses.

55 liters = 15.5 gallons.

I don't know how much a dose is, I'm sure it isn't very much, but 14.5 gallons is a lot.


Wonder what the cops are going to do with the 13.5 gallons of GHB?
 
2012-10-20 05:13:17 PM  

SDRR: ongbok: eddie van heinous: [earth911.com image 300x300]

Authorities' version of $250K worth of GHB 

/hot off the bunsen burner

FTA

Police said they found 55 litres of the drug in his home, an amount that represented about 50,000 doses.

55 liters = 15.5 gallons.

I don't know how much a dose is, I'm sure it isn't very much, but 14.5 gallons is a lot.

Wonder what the cops are going to do with the 13.5 gallons of GHB?


allgoodnamesrtaken.com
 
2012-10-20 05:14:20 PM  

SDRR: ongbok: eddie van heinous: [earth911.com image 300x300]

Authorities' version of $250K worth of GHB 

/hot off the bunsen burner

FTA

Police said they found 55 litres of the drug in his home, an amount that represented about 50,000 doses.

55 liters = 15.5 gallons.

I don't know how much a dose is, I'm sure it isn't very much, but 14.5 gallons is a lot.

Wonder what the cops are going to do with the 13.5 gallons of GHB?


Does 12 gallons even fit in their evidence locker?
 
2012-10-20 05:16:21 PM  

BumpInTheNight: SDRR: ongbok: eddie van heinous: [earth911.com image 300x300]

Authorities' version of $250K worth of GHB 

/hot off the bunsen burner

FTA

Police said they found 55 litres of the drug in his home, an amount that represented about 50,000 doses.

55 liters = 15.5 gallons.

I don't know how much a dose is, I'm sure it isn't very much, but 14.5 gallons is a lot.

Wonder what the cops are going to do with the 13.5 gallons of GHB?

Does 12 gallons even fit in their evidence locker?


They'll find a way to fit the 10 gallons of GHB in there somehow.
 
2012-10-20 05:18:08 PM  

ClavellBCMI: BumpInTheNight: SDRR: ongbok: eddie van heinous: [earth911.com image 300x300]

Authorities' version of $250K worth of GHB 

/hot off the bunsen burner

FTA

Police said they found 55 litres of the drug in his home, an amount that represented about 50,000 doses.

55 liters = 15.5 gallons.

I don't know how much a dose is, I'm sure it isn't very much, but 14.5 gallons is a lot.

Wonder what the cops are going to do with the 13.5 gallons of GHB?

Does 12 gallons even fit in their evidence locker?

They'll find a way to fit the 10 gallons of GHB in there somehow.


I mean, after the defendant used 10 gallons of GHB defending himself, I don't even know if they'll have that much.
 
2012-10-20 05:18:51 PM  

ClavellBCMI: BumpInTheNight: SDRR: ongbok: eddie van heinous: [earth911.com image 300x300]

Authorities' version of $250K worth of GHB 

/hot off the bunsen burner

FTA

Police said they found 55 litres of the drug in his home, an amount that represented about 50,000 doses.

55 liters = 15.5 gallons.

I don't know how much a dose is, I'm sure it isn't very much, but 14.5 gallons is a lot.

Wonder what the cops are going to do with the 13.5 gallons of GHB?

Does 12 gallons even fit in their evidence locker?

They'll find a way to fit the 10 gallons of GHB in there somehow.


And then they proudly display the 9 gallons to the media, before the feds take the 7 gallons to be destroyed safely. The world will be a sadder place once that 2 gallons is incinerated.
 
2012-10-20 05:25:56 PM  
55 litres? What is that...7, maybe 8 drams?
 
2012-10-20 05:29:58 PM  
Kinda surprised the article didn't call them "roofies".

Also surprised no one has made a "Journalists Guide to Narcotics" a la the "Journalists Guide to Firearms".
 
2012-10-20 05:33:17 PM  

Modguy: Just an FYI: GHB can be used as a recreational drug. If used in less than date rape quantities, it relaxes inhibitions in a way alcohol can only dream of.


Yup, back in the day I knew this guy (totally not me) that would tell his dates what it was and would let them try it in small doses. He also made sure that they took it safely and didn't OD or drink alcohol or anything else stupid. Eventually the girls got to the pont where wanted to strip their clothes off and fark like rabbits.

/They practically raped me
//I miss G sex
//developed a 3ml tolerance
 
2012-10-20 05:45:44 PM  

ongbok: eddie van heinous: [earth911.com image 300x300]

Authorities' version of $250K worth of GHB 

/hot off the bunsen burner

FTA

Police said they found 55 litres of the drug in his home, an amount that represented about 50,000 doses.

55 liters = 15.5 gallons.

I don't know how much a dose is, I'm sure it isn't very much, but 14.5 gallons is a lot.


It must be tough trying to get that down some fat chick.
 
2012-10-20 07:01:37 PM  
What GHB might look like
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2012-10-20 07:07:28 PM  
"G" is very popular in the Montreal gay scene. I'd say he dealt in bars or some such. He might be have been raping someone, but in this case, they were most likely willing.
 
2012-10-20 07:13:49 PM  

2wolves: So it was rape, rape, rape, rape....


/You said "rape" fourthy times.
 
2012-10-20 08:00:08 PM  

wellreadneck: "G" is very popular in the Montreal gay scene. I'd say he dealt in bars or some such. He might be have been raping someone, but in this case, they were most likely willing.


Yup, GHB is quite popular in dance clubs. Cops and idiot journalists call it "date rape drug" because they're clueless and they want to stir up trouble.
 
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