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(Huffington Post)   Charlie Sheen, Woody Harrelson, and Ed Asner sign on to 9/11 Truther movie. America, this is why we can't have nice things   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 156
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2012-10-20 05:05:51 PM  
A winner, a stoner, and a geezer.
bostonpianoman.com
 
2012-10-20 05:09:21 PM  
Charlie Martin Sheen, Woody Harrelson, and Ed Asner sign on to 9/11 Truther movie. America, this is why we can't have nice things
 
2012-10-20 05:09:40 PM  
That's trouble. If "Up" showed us anything, it's that the kids love Ed Asner.
 
2012-10-20 05:10:30 PM  
Only 2 answers for this, incompetence or collusion.
Bush Administration is guilty of one, possibly both.
 
2012-10-20 05:13:45 PM  
This is going to suck as bad as right-winger sponsored crap like Won't Back Down. Ideology should be at the service of the art, not the other way around.
 
2012-10-20 05:15:02 PM  
Now why would Dubya want to interrupt all the vacations he was on before 9/11 by blowing up some buildings? He was sitting pretty. He didn't have to do a thing before the attack. He could just govern and spend time away from the White House. Why complicate things?
 
2012-10-20 05:16:54 PM  
Based on their aggregate performance post-9/11 I doubt the Bush Administration had the brain power to knock over a Jenga tower
 
2012-10-20 05:17:05 PM  
Metal and concrete Skyscrapers turning to dust due to fire during Bush presidency - 3. Metal and concrete Skyscrapers turning to dust due to fire during Obama presidency - 0.
 
2012-10-20 05:20:08 PM  

SWOne: Metal and concrete Skyscrapers turning to dust due to fire during Bush presidency - 3. Metal and concrete Skyscrapers turning to dust due to fire during Obama presidency - 0.


bbbbb-b-b-b-but Bengazi!!!!1!
 
2012-10-20 05:24:33 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Ideology should be at the service of the art, not the other way around.


You're a true Renaissance man.
 
2012-10-20 05:31:11 PM  
Charlie Sheen is an authority on hookers and blow, and not much else.
 
2012-10-20 05:31:51 PM  
omfg

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2012-10-20 05:32:19 PM  

SWOne: Metal and concrete Skyscrapers turning to dust due to fire during Bush presidency - 3. Metal and concrete Skyscrapers turning to dust due to fire during Obama presidency - 0.


You really want to play that game?

Number of soldiers killed by terrorist at US military base on American Soil?

Number of US Ambassadors killed ?

Number of Green Energy Failures

Number of people on Food Stamps?

Number of people who have left the work force?

Number of weapons supplied to Mexican Drug Cartels?

Number of scandals involving the Secret Service?

Violent Crime statistics

Price of a gallon of gasoline?

National Debt as a percentage of GDP?

etc, etc, etc,
 
2012-10-20 05:33:12 PM  
They're just asking questions.


JasonOfOrillia: Ideology should be at the service of the art, not the other way around.


religionandpolitics.org
 
2012-10-20 05:38:58 PM  
Building seven.
Kinda makes you wonder.
Maybe someone here can explain that.
 
2012-10-20 05:45:25 PM  
That is disgusting. Anyone in America who believe that any part of 9-11 was some government conspiracy because Bush was 'evil' should have their citizenship revoked and than get A$$ raped every day.

I will never pay for another movie that stars any actors in this film.
 
2012-10-20 05:46:25 PM  

hasty ambush: Price of a gallon of gasoline?


I think I like this one the most because, to make the talking point viable, the economy had to completely collapse at the end of the Bush presidency.

It's a fantastic line of attack...gas was so cheap in late 2008!
 
2012-10-20 05:48:25 PM  

skinink: Why complicate things?


Bush's neo-con pals had been looking for a way to play an international game of Risk. To some extent they were successful -- they got us into Iraq, which was one of their goals.

So it's not that there was no motive to get Americans riled up and ready for battle, it's that to be a Truther you have to believe that these guys were smart enough to coordinate a very sophisticated attack on 9/11 (and keep it 100% secret) but not competent enough to have the Risk-part of the plan coordinated ahead of time or kept secret.

To be a Truther requires a massive amount of cognitive dissonance -- either Bush & friends were military geniuses or idiots. You can't have it both ways.
 
2012-10-20 05:50:47 PM  
Also...as I post every September 11th when these retarded stories pop back up...

I refuse to believe that the Bush Administration was able to pull off the greatest hoax in the history of mankind on live TV in front of tens of millions of viewers without so much as a viable answer other than what actually happened. They were somehow able to rig two skyscrapers for a pinpoint demolition without any of the construction workers talking. They were able to get rid of 4 sets of plane passengers without any one speaking (where were they killed/buried?). They were able to fire a missile at the Pentagon without any sailor on the ship that fired it speaking. The hundreds of people that would've had to be involved or known about it have been silent for more than a decade. And, the chucklef*cks couldn't plant a nuclear weapon in the middle of the Iraqi desert to rationalize the Iraqi war.

Pass.
 
2012-10-20 05:58:19 PM  

darkedgefan: That is disgusting. Anyone in America who believe that any part of 9-11 was some government conspiracy because Bush was 'evil' should have their citizenship revoked and than get A$$ raped every day.

I will never pay for another movie that stars any actors in this film.


Plenty of people will. You will not be missed.
 
2012-10-20 05:58:44 PM  
assets.sbnation.com
 
2012-10-20 05:59:26 PM  

MrEricSir: To be a Truther requires a massive amount of cognitive dissonance -- either Bush & friends were military geniuses or idiots. You can't have it both ways.


Meanwhile Al Qaeda operatives can hijack a commercial jet with a boxcutter and park it on the first floor of the Pentagon after a couple basic flying lessons, but can't they can't ignite their own underwear or shoe - Sorry, you can't have it both ways.
 
2012-10-20 06:00:34 PM  
Good science fiction asks you to suspend disbelief, but this sort of crazy is a step too far.
 
2012-10-20 06:01:16 PM  

hasty ambush: SWOne: Metal and concrete Skyscrapers turning to dust due to fire during Bush presidency - 3. Metal and concrete Skyscrapers turning to dust due to fire during Obama presidency - 0.

You really want to play that game?

Number of soldiers killed by terrorist at US military base on American Soil?

Number of US Ambassadors killed ?

Number of Green Energy Failures

Number of people on Food Stamps?

Number of people who have left the work force?

Number of weapons supplied to Mexican Drug Cartels?

Number of scandals involving the Secret Service?

Violent Crime statistics

Price of a gallon of gasoline?

National Debt as a percentage of GDP?

etc, etc, etc,


Yep, it all happened in a vacuum under Obama. Everything was great, zero unemployment, no scandals, zero crime, gas was practically free, etc. under Bush. Then again if you're silly enough to post that, no logical argument will ever work with you and all you'll ever do is make excuses
 
2012-10-20 06:01:17 PM  
They set up 9/11 but couldn't figure out how to plant some WMDs in Iraq for discovery to shut up all the hippies? Interesting.
 
2012-10-20 06:03:06 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Building seven.
Kinda makes you wonder.
Maybe someone here can explain that.


It fall down go boom.
 
2012-10-20 06:03:36 PM  

hasty ambush: SWOne: Metal and concrete Skyscrapers turning to dust due to fire during Bush presidency - 3. Metal and concrete Skyscrapers turning to dust due to fire during Obama presidency - 0.

Number of Green Energy Failures


Most of your examples are stupid, but I'm mostly sick of people acting like the green energy business is on its last leg when it's actually about to boom.

FactCheck.org

According to Bloomberg News, even with the losses from Solyndra, the default rate for the DOE's loans to solar, wind and bio-energy projects is less than 3.6 percent, less than a third of what the White House anticipated. So Romney is using the same "lemon-picking" strategies that critics of his Bain years use - choosing a few sour specifics to give a misleading picture of the larger reality. And he's straining facts and misquoting a leading investigator as well.
 
2012-10-20 06:07:15 PM  
You know when David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear?

That was years before the technology we have today. It's not a giant leap of the imagination for gigantic atmospheric transparent green screens to be used in a NY skyline to create a massive illusion in real-life 3D.

There's a memo on the Alex Jones website which purports to be from a secret US govt agency contacting leading Hollywood directors like Michael Bay to see if it was technologically viable. It was. Facts, people. The truth is out there.
 
2012-10-20 06:10:15 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Building seven.
Kinda makes you wonder.
Maybe someone here can explain that.


Two massive 110 skyscrapers were on fire right next door. Those skyscrapers rained flaming debris on to Building 7 when they collapsed. That debris caused massive fires on a dozen different floors that raged out of control for much of the day.

In a shocking turn of events, if a building is on fire and has several massive gashes in multiple faces from large amounts of debris falling on it, then it might collapse.
 
2012-10-20 06:11:40 PM  

bulldg4life: HotIgneous Intruder: Building seven.
Kinda makes you wonder.
Maybe someone here can explain that.

Two massive 110 skyscrapers were on fire right next door. Those skyscrapers rained flaming debris on to Building 7 when they collapsed. That debris caused massive fires on a dozen different floors that raged out of control for much of the day.

In a shocking turn of events, if a building is on fire and has several massive gashes in multiple faces from large amounts of debris falling on it, then it might collapse.


So they got to you, too, bulldg4life?
 
2012-10-20 06:13:42 PM  
Yes. Physics and civil engineering got to me.
 
2012-10-20 06:27:22 PM  

GungFu: You know when David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear?

That was years before the technology we have today. It's not a giant leap of the imagination for gigantic atmospheric transparent green screens to be used in a NY skyline to create a massive illusion in real-life 3D.

There's a memo on the Alex Jones website which purports to be from a secret US govt agency contacting leading Hollywood directors like Michael Bay to see if it was technologically viable. It was. Facts, people. The truth is out there. Alex Jones is a con artist making money off gullible morons who want to believe that they know the truth the "sheeple" can't handle


FTFY
 
2012-10-20 06:28:54 PM  

bulldg4life: Building 7 when they collapsed.


shut the f*ck up, retard. watch the HUNDREDS of F*CKING VIDEOS of first-responders telling people to evac because EXPLOSIVES WERE GOING OFF IN THE BUILDING

/tinyurl.com/carlylegrp pull your f*cking head out of your ass, dumbass
 
2012-10-20 06:34:37 PM  
Former President Josiah Bartlet would never be involved in something like this. Future President Greg Stillson would absolutely be involved in something like this.
 
2012-10-20 06:36:39 PM  

urban.derelict: bulldg4life: Building 7 when they collapsed.

shut the f*ck up, retard. watch the HUNDREDS of F*CKING VIDEOS of first-responders telling people to evac because EXPLOSIVES WERE GOING OFF IN THE BUILDING

/tinyurl.com/carlylegrp pull your f*cking head out of your ass, dumbass


gee.. could they be going off because there were explosive items in the building, like say pressurized cans of cleaning compounds or fire extinguishers? Because that's what Occam's Razor says.
 
2012-10-20 06:36:50 PM  
Mark my words, it'll turn out to be an internet video that was responsible for the whole thing.
 
2012-10-20 06:37:37 PM  
Really? Ed Asner is that dumb?

I'm not saying anything about Charlie Sheen and Woody Harrelson.

They're just stoned. It kinda doesn't surprise.

Woody' Harrelson's father was one of the mysterious "three bums" stopped and questioned near the time and site of the Kennedy Assassination. But, being a Farker, you probably know that little fun fact already and would complain if I called it a "fun fact". So I won't say it is fun. I'll just point out that it is a fact, rather indirectly linked to the 911 conspiracy and the Kennedy conspiracy and everyhing else in the history of life, the universe and everything.
 
2012-10-20 06:38:03 PM  

darkedgefan: That is disgusting. Anyone in America who believe that any part of 9-11 was some government conspiracy because Bush was 'evil' should have their citizenship revoked and than get A$$ raped every day.

I will never pay for another movie that stars any actors in this film.


If you didn't know that Woody Harleson is a complete lunatic, you've not been paying attention for the last 20 years.
 
2012-10-20 06:41:22 PM  

Triumph: MrEricSir: To be a Truther requires a massive amount of cognitive dissonance -- either Bush & friends were military geniuses or idiots. You can't have it both ways.

Meanwhile Al Qaeda operatives can hijack a commercial jet with a boxcutter and park it on the first floor of the Pentagon after a couple basic flying lessons, but can't they can't ignite their own underwear or shoe - Sorry, you can't have it both ways.


Strictly speaking, those things aren't mutually exclusive. Al Qaeda failed the first time they tried to blow up the WTC, remember?

They were never particularly adept, just crazy.
 
2012-10-20 06:44:19 PM  

brantgoose: Really? Ed Asner is that dumb?


Yup. Ed's been involved in all sorts of Fringe-y causes for years.
 
2012-10-20 06:46:30 PM  
i love how everyone is commenting on Charlie sheen when the article says it's MARTIN sheen not charlie. I would highly suggest that submitter actually read the next article he/she submits.

/also MODS wtf?
 
2012-10-20 06:47:56 PM  

MrEricSir: Triumph: MrEricSir: To be a Truther requires a massive amount of cognitive dissonance -- either Bush & friends were military geniuses or idiots. You can't have it both ways.

Meanwhile Al Qaeda operatives can hijack a commercial jet with a boxcutter and park it on the first floor of the Pentagon after a couple basic flying lessons, but can't they can't ignite their own underwear or shoe - Sorry, you can't have it both ways.

Strictly speaking, those things aren't mutually exclusive. Al Qaeda failed the first time they tried to blow up the WTC, remember?

They were never particularly adept, just crazy.


Also keep in mind that between 11 Sept 01 and the shoe bomber we drove bin Laden deep into hiding and killed four or five al Qaeda "number 2s". Even by early 2002 they weren't the organization they were when they attacked New York and DC.
 
2012-10-20 06:48:10 PM  
Afterthought: They call them the Three Hobos*, actually. This happened back in the days people still distinguished between bums, tramps and hoboes, pre-Ape Lad and Hodgman.

*Or is it Hoboes? I think Hoboes are musical instruments, maybe. Haut bois, as the French called them.
 
2012-10-20 06:54:55 PM  

Kurmudgeon: Only 2 answers for this, incompetence or collusion.
Bush Administration is guilty of one, possibly both.


And this nimrod is guilty of pardoning terrorists:Link
 
2012-10-20 06:57:41 PM  

Death Whisper: And this nimrod is guilty of pardoning terrorists:Link


That "Nimrod" wanted to kill bin Laden, until the Republicans attacked him for doing so.
 
2012-10-20 06:59:22 PM  

jake_lex: GungFu: You know when David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear?

That was years before the technology we have today. It's not a giant leap of the imagination for gigantic atmospheric transparent green screens to be used in a NY skyline to create a massive illusion in real-life 3D.

There's a memo on the Alex Jones website which purports to be from a secret US govt agency contacting leading Hollywood directors like Michael Bay to see if it was technologically viable. It was. Facts, people. The truth is out there. Alex Jones is a con artist making money off gullible morons who want to believe that they know the truth the "sheeple" can't handle

FTFY


Oh yeah?!! Looks like you've been drinking too much tap water. Brain is rotted.

danieltowsey.files.wordpress.com

And Chem-Trails? You can't explain that. We are controlled by the Illuminati Zionist Jews.
 
2012-10-20 07:03:14 PM  

GungFu: And Chem-Trails? You can't explain that. We are controlled by the Illuminati Zionist Jews.


Ha! They've got you fooled! The Illuminati just want you to believe that they're Jews!

/Go tell Secret President!
 
2012-10-20 07:05:45 PM  

darkedgefan: That is disgusting. Anyone in America who believe that any part of 9-11 was some government conspiracy because Bush was 'evil' should have their citizenship revoked and than get A$$ raped every day.

I will never pay for another movie that stars any actors in this film.


there were people in Germany who felt similar about Poland.
 
2012-10-20 07:05:53 PM  
files.abovetopsecret.com

I don't care about the article, I just want to post this picture.
 
2012-10-20 07:12:11 PM  

KrispyKritter: I will never pay for another movie that stars any actors in this film.

there were people in Germany who felt similar about Poland.


The Germans didn't want people to make movies about Poland?

/What about "To Be Or Not To Be"?
//Either version
 
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