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(YouTube)   All right, so he's the hottest 13-year-old bass player on the planet, but can he play Seinfeld?   ( divider line
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2012-10-20 04:35:42 PM  
2 votes:
Oldie but goodie.

A scientific expedition disembarks from its plane at the final outpost of civilization in the deepest Amazon rain forest. They immediately notice the ceaseless thrumming of native drums. As they venture further into the bush, the drums never stop, day or night, for weeks. The lead scientist asks one of the natives about this, and the native's only reply is "Drums good. Drums never stop. Very bad if drums stop." The drumming continues, night and day, until one night, six weeks into the trip. Then one day all of a sudden the drums stop. Immediately the natives run away screaming in terror. The scientists grab one boy and demand "What is it? The drums have stopped! What happens when the drums stop?" The terrified boy then answers: " . . . BASS SOLO!!!"
2012-10-20 06:28:56 PM  
1 vote:
Token, how many times do we have to go through this. You're black, you can play bass.

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2012-10-20 05:20:39 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-20 04:40:09 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-20 02:56:17 PM  
1 vote:
I seem to remember seeing this at least 4-5 year ago (by all means everyone who hasn't seen it enjoy it, not one of the "I saw it before so why green" childish brigade), but if that's the case he should be of like real band age now and someone should know who he is. Don't see a name anywhere on the video, anyone know?
2012-10-20 02:38:47 PM  
1 vote:
I won't be impressed until he can play the theme to Night Court.
2012-10-20 01:29:52 PM  
1 vote:
A six string bass is an abomination.

/4 string purist
//if good enough for Bootsy, Geddy, Flea, McCartney and The Ox, good enough for me
2012-10-20 09:52:00 AM  
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