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(Starpulse)   Who said "I'm more famous than Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow combined"? Hint: It's a reality tv personality, or lack there of, that makes Paris Hilton look like the fusion of Einstein and MLK   (starpulse.com) divider line 79
    More: Dumbass, Jennifer Aniston, Gwyneth Paltrow, Angelina Jolie, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Texas, human beings, Kim Kardashian, egos  
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2012-10-20 09:11:18 AM  
Slide-show of stupid attention whores. Pass.
 
2012-10-20 09:24:48 AM  

spelletrader: Slide-show of stupid attention whores. Pass.


And I'll add, there's no point at looking at any of them if their clothes are on.
 
2012-10-20 10:16:09 AM  
It's that Kardashian twunt, isn't it?

{clicks}

this is my shocked face.
 
2012-10-20 12:19:39 PM  
At least Shatner has a sense of humor about being an attention whore and doesn't take it seriously.
 
2012-10-20 12:20:19 PM  
I want Arnold's Truck.
 
2012-10-20 12:22:52 PM  
Where can I see Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow combined, so that I have a basis for comparison? Also, precisely how are they combined? This is important.
 
2012-10-20 02:22:50 PM  
Man, I wish this woman would just disappear..

Hey wait, I've got it...I'll pay her no mind at all.

*poof*

I am a wizard!
 
2012-10-20 02:35:21 PM  
"I'm more famousBigger than Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow combined"
FTFY
 
2012-10-20 02:38:30 PM  
This just in, shiatty media sites push links out to shiatty content aggregation sites and pretend its user-submitted.
 
2012-10-20 03:05:39 PM  
She pronounced "I've been urinated on while being videotaped more often than..." incorrectly.
 
2012-10-20 03:37:16 PM  
Hollywood has gone downhill ever since they started letting anyone in a trucker hat into the VIP rooms. I remember when any form of "do you know who I am" got you blacklisted on Sunset.
 
2012-10-20 04:13:25 PM  
And I'm sure that ass will get smaller as the years go by...
 
2012-10-20 04:15:40 PM  

vudutek: It's that Kardashian twunt, isn't it?

{clicks}

this is my shocked face.


I really want the media to refer to her as "amateur porn star..."

/celebrity before sex tape? "celebrity with sex tape"
//celebrity after sex tape? "amateur porn star"
 
2012-10-20 04:26:38 PM  
Hey, Kim, wanna reach Marilyn Monroe/Jayne Mansfield levels of fame? I have a suggestion...
 
2012-10-20 04:27:24 PM  
Her ass is definitely Texas sized.
 
2012-10-20 04:28:30 PM  
www.xxlmag.com
 
2012-10-20 04:34:35 PM  

Brawndo: Her ass is definitely Texas sized.


Her ass is so big you could fit Texas, Louisiana and Oklahoma in it.
 
2012-10-20 04:34:38 PM  
Honey-Boo-Boo?
 
2012-10-20 04:36:24 PM  
Probably a true statement. Famous does not equal popular, or talented, or even liked. Hitler and Mother Theresa are both famous.
 
2012-10-20 04:36:32 PM  
Any time I see Angelina Jolie, I wonder if people around her kind of just put up with her and say things like "Ugh, it's still talking."
 
2012-10-20 04:37:18 PM  

Faddy: Honey-Boo-Boo?


Stop. If you say her name three times, she shows up with a case of Mtn Dew and sings to you.

You have been warned.
 
2012-10-20 04:37:40 PM  
The sad thing is she is partially right. She is probably more talked about in the media than all of them combined.
 
2012-10-20 04:38:56 PM  
Seth MacFarlane prides himself on bruising Hollywood egos via his several animated TV shows like Family Guy and American Dad. He's also quite pretentious, thinking his tired old jokes are both funny and important.



you thinks thats bad. Remember that time Seth McFarlane cried like a little girl when south park made fun of his show?
 
2012-10-20 04:41:28 PM  
While most of those were pretty spot on, some of them absolutely reeked of jealousy. Seth McFarlane has huge ego because the author of TFA doesn't like his jokes? Arnold Schwarzenegger has a huge ego because he bought a Mercedes Unimog?

Let me know when Seth or Arnold demand diamond-encrusted anything, claim to be more famous than multiple other famous people, or sue someone for mentioning their name in a song.
 
2012-10-20 04:42:15 PM  

aspAddict: Faddy: Honey-Boo-Boo?

Stop. If you say her name three times, she shows up with a case of Mtn Dew and sings to you.

You have been warned.


That's worse than saying "Candyman" five times while looking in a mirror.
 
2012-10-20 04:42:21 PM  
Hint: It's a reality tv personality, or lack there of

Which didn't stop you from submitting this story, subby.

Rock on.
 
2012-10-20 04:44:38 PM  

Brawndo: Her ass is definitely Texas sized.


Well, I was going to post a picture of Alexis Texas and her rather delightful derriere but I couldn't find anything remotely SFW. But, on the other hand I'll be in my bunk for a while.
 
2012-10-20 04:49:24 PM  
In all fairness, if the media posted pictures and wrote articles about me every time I farted, walked down the street, or took the garbage out, I might start to think I was more famous than most people too.
 
2012-10-20 04:56:37 PM  
Kim Kardashian?
*clicks article*

media.tumblr.com
 
2012-10-20 04:57:53 PM  
Miss Kardashian...

You are famous for getting your ass rammed by a big black man and putting the film in public. It doesn't make you famous, it makes you a whore.

Sincerely,
Rest of the world.
 
2012-10-20 05:02:30 PM  
"I'm more famous My ass is wider than Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow combined"

FTFH
 
2012-10-20 05:03:52 PM  

DubyaHater: Kim Kardashian?
*clicks article*

[media.tumblr.com image 400x317]

 
2012-10-20 05:04:27 PM  

Spanky_McFarksalot: you thinks thats bad. Remember that time Seth McFarlane cried like a little girl when south park made fun of his show?


Who?
 
2012-10-20 05:04:33 PM  

thamike: Hollywood has gone downhill ever since they started letting anyone in a trucker hat into the VIP rooms. I remember when any form of "do you know who I am" got you blacklisted on Sunset.


True story: the mother from "Little People, Big World" once pulled the "Don't you know who I am?" line on me.

I was having a bad day. I guessed, out loud, that she was the sudden, unexpected reincarnation of Ricardo Montalbán. (This was about two weeks after he'd died.)

I guess she was too confused to complain to my boss, because I never caught any trouble for it.
 
2012-10-20 05:10:06 PM  

whither_apophis: vudutek: It's that Kardashian twunt, isn't it?

{clicks}

this is my shocked face.

I really want the media to refer to her as "amateur porn star..."

/celebrity before sex tape? "celebrity with sex tape"
//celebrity after sex tape? "amateur porn star"


How about piss-soaked professional porn actress, because she did release it and get paid from it so that takes it out of the realm of amateur.
 
2012-10-20 05:11:24 PM  
You know, at this point now that fark has a bonafied attention whore tab, shouldn't all these attention whore stories go there instead?
 
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2012-10-20 05:32:00 PM  

BumpInTheNight: You know, at this point now that fark has a bonafied attention whore tab, shouldn't all these attention whore stories go there instead?


But then who would read them?
 
2012-10-20 05:34:30 PM  

vudutek: It's that Kardashian twunt, isn't it?

{clicks}

this is my shocked face.


I guessed, too. What do we win?
 
2012-10-20 05:34:36 PM  

Cuchulane: Man, I wish this woman would just disappear..

Hey wait, I've got it...I'll pay her no mind at all.

*poof*

I am a wizard!


Oh, how I wish you were...
 
2012-10-20 05:43:14 PM  

FunkOut: Cuchulane: Man, I wish this woman would just disappear..

Hey wait, I've got it...I'll pay her no mind at all.

*poof*

I am a wizard!

Oh, how I wish you were...


You know, if we *all* did it, it might just work.

Everyone, on three.

/one
//two
 
2012-10-20 05:45:13 PM  

Spiralmonkey: whither_apophis: vudutek: It's that Kardashian twunt, isn't it?

{clicks}

this is my shocked face.

I really want the media to refer to her as "amateur porn star..."

/celebrity before sex tape? "celebrity with sex tape"
//celebrity after sex tape? "amateur porn star"

How about piss-soaked professional porn actress, because she did release it and get paid from it so that takes it out of the realm of amateur.


ah good point. so she's PSPPA.
 
2012-10-20 05:48:34 PM  
Everytime I start getting past my Celebrity Chef dream, one of these idiots reminds me they exist, and suddenly I start contemplating the choicest cuts. Kim Kardashian, giant cow that she is, provides plenty of meat to serve a large dinner party. I wonder how long she'd last being skinned alive. How long would the screaming go on? Would it stop suddenly, or slowly fade off, as the last embers of her life go out, before she's lowered into the BBQ pit? Rub her carcass down in brown sugar and salt, or marinate in Seville oranges and achote? So many choices, with such a prime piece of meat as her. I promise Kim, I'll be sure to get it all on video. You'll be the most famous attention whore ever, for sure, when I'm through with you. The guests will all take pictures of their plates, and post them on Instagram and Twitter and Facebook. Your sacrifice to the Gods of fame will not be in vain, and you will never, ever be forgotten.
 
2012-10-20 05:49:22 PM  

just_intonation: FunkOut: Cuchulane: Man, I wish this woman would just disappear..

Hey wait, I've got it...I'll pay her no mind at all.

*poof*

I am a wizard!

Oh, how I wish you were...

You know, if we *all* did it, it might just work.

Everyone, on three.

/one
//two


Be careful! One of these days the Chinese will hear one of these countdowns and all jump at the same time.
 
2012-10-20 06:19:34 PM  

FloydA: Where can I see Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow combined, so that I have a basis for comparison? Also, precisely how are they combined? This is important.


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-20 06:20:51 PM  
The thing that always gets me about some celebritys esp "reality" ones is they seem to have this sense that if they disappeared that the world would end if they were gone
 
2012-10-20 06:30:35 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: She pronounced "I've been urinated on while being videotaped more often than..." incorrectly.


But on the bright side, look how far "Blacks Only" urinals have come since the days of segregation.
 
2012-10-20 06:34:22 PM  
It was said by the lead singer of a hipster band that you've probably never heard of.
 
2012-10-20 06:38:01 PM  

Pentaxian: Brawndo: Her ass is definitely Texas sized.

Well, I was going to post a picture of Alexis Texas and her rather delightful derriere but I couldn't find anything remotely SFW. But, on the other hand I'll be in my bunk for a while.


Alexis Texas mmmmmm yeah....
 
2012-10-20 06:49:23 PM  
Lindsay Lohan. Her attitude often shows that she thinks she's above the law. She failed to complete an alcohol awareness class after getting a DUI, and also failed to complete her community service after getting convicted of stealing a necklace. She assumed her lawyers would just clean it all up and it would go away. She ultimately just got a slap on the wrist

So, in essence, she's right.
 
2012-10-20 06:51:45 PM  

FloydA: Where can I see Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and Gwyneth Paltrow combined, so that I have a basis for comparison? Also, precisely how are they combined? This is important.


I'm thinking centipede style, mouth to vag, Gwynny in front.
 
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