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(Today)   To celebrate the 74th birthday of Dawn Wells, MSNBC brings up the eternal debate: Ginger or Mary Ann. Of course, they never throw Mrs. Howell into the fray, because they know she would always win   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Mary Ann Corbett, Ginger Grant, MSNBC, Gilligan, Mrs. Howell, Sherwood Schwartz, Simon Cowell, celebrations  
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2012-10-20 01:42:53 PM  
7 votes:
2012-10-20 08:59:35 AM  
4 votes:
Of course it's Mrs. Howell. She's loaded and the spectre of Death looms so close he flushes the shiatter for her. Once she's in the ground you Dustbuster your junk, crack open the vault and make that Reverse Suspension Bridge happen with (era-appropriate) Emma Peel and Julie Newmar Catwoman.
2012-10-21 12:35:50 AM  
2 votes:

drongozone: Alice or Trixie?

Oh, dear sweet jebus, Alice. Right in the kisser.
2012-10-20 12:17:07 PM  
2 votes:
Mrs. Howell? Fark that! How about Bea Arthur in a thong and sequin pasties? HAWT!
2012-10-21 02:03:03 AM  
1 vote:

OK So Amuse Me: As a girl who grew up watching the reruns I always thought Mary Ann would be the better choice for a friend. Ginger seemed so shallow and high maintenance and would want you around to be the plain girl to make herself look better. Whereas Mary Ann would really BE your friend because she was a nice person.

Insofar as the Samantha/Jennie question I can't see a guy being able to choose between the two, they were equally beautiful and built.

I always wanted Samantha and Lucy to be my Mom and John Wayne and Jerry Lewis to be my Dad. Yeah I know that doesn't make sense, and I'm sure that psychologically that is telling somehow, but hey I'm strange.

Self analysis: I want strong parents that will protect me and are a silly/goofy barrel of fun to be around?!? What say you Farkers with their GED in Human Psychology?

How YOU doin'?
2012-10-20 10:48:54 PM  
1 vote:

Mugato: Janet over Chrissy.

I'd pay to see that
2012-10-20 03:24:59 PM  
1 vote:

coffee fiend: CSB moment: My brother and I met her back in '72 or '73, when our family was on vacation in Indian Rocks Beach, FL. She was performing in the stage version of The Owl and the Pussycat in Tampa, and her motel was next to where we were staying. Needless to say, whoever was footing the bill for her lodging spared every expense; it wasn't exactly the Four Seasons(anyone who has ever been to IRB, especially back then, can attest to the fact that luxury wasn't exactly the norm). Anyway, she was very gracious and posed for a picture with my brother. And yes, she was H-O-T.
End of CSB moment.

Her who?
/nevermind, I don't care
2012-10-20 02:27:55 PM  
1 vote:
Mary Ann then and after seeing the today pictures, jumped up jiminy cricket in a flaming sidecar, Mary Ann now. Why the hades does Tina Louise allow her picture to be taken? Won't she think of the children?
2012-10-20 02:12:42 PM  
1 vote:
I'd rather put them in my new invention, the Tranmeldgrafier, and smoosh them into one glorious new person with all the best features of both women. I'd call her Ginger Ann. She would help me get off on the island.
2012-10-20 01:36:53 PM  
1 vote:

Mid_mo_mad_man: hundreddollarman: That's for old folks. Let's try something more contemporary: Annie or Britta?


Generic looking broad on unfunny sitcom #1 and Generic looking broad on unfunny sitcom #2.
2012-10-20 12:20:34 PM  
1 vote:

offmymeds: Mrs. Howell? Fark that! How about Bea Arthur in a thong and sequin pasties? HAWT!

2012-10-20 08:21:01 AM  
1 vote: 
Ginger is sucking out your life essence.
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