FARK.com: (7391914) To celebrate the 74th birthday of Dawn Wells, MSNBC brings up the eternal debate: Ginger or Mary Ann. Of course, they never throw Mrs. Howell into the fray, because they know she would always win

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		To celebrate the 74th birthday of Dawn Wells, MSNBC brings up the eternal debate: Ginger or Mary Ann. Of course, they never throw Mrs. Howell into the fray, because they know she would always win (theclicker.today.com)		85
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Friskya		2012-10-20 07:58:50 AM

If those "then/now" pics are anything close to accurate, I could still fap to Mary Ann.

Poor Ginger has turned into a Halloween decoration.

dugitman		2012-10-20 08:21:01 AM

Ginger is sucking out your life essence.

mr_a		2012-10-20 08:27:52 AM

Gilligan farked up our rescue again? Its almost like he wanted to stay on this island.

//Gotta go with Maryann

Smashed Hat		2012-10-20 08:47:58 AM

dugitman: [msnbcmedia.msn.com image 600x450]

Ginger is sucking out your life essence.

Oh dear god. It's way too early for that!

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Dawn Wells wins.

Mr. Coffee Nerves		2012-10-20 08:59:35 AM

Of course it's Mrs. Howell. She's loaded and the spectre of Death looms so close he flushes the shiatter for her. Once she's in the ground you Dustbuster your junk, crack open the vault and make that Reverse Suspension Bridge happen with (era-appropriate) Emma Peel and Julie Newmar Catwoman.

Krymson Tyde		2012-10-20 09:18:14 AM

Mary Ann wins. Easily.

dickfreckle		2012-10-20 09:37:17 AM

Ginger was hot, but who wants to put up with her sh*t for more than a week?

Mary-Ann. Damn, I thought this was obvious. Not only did she have those soulful eyes, but she could probably rebuild a carb from '72 Norton Commando.

Vodka Zombie		2012-10-20 09:42:38 AM

mr_a: [img176.imageshack.us image 300x360]

Gilligan farked up our rescue again? Its almost like he wanted to stay on this island.

//Gotta go with Maryann

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Mugato		2012-10-20 09:44:47 AM

Redheads shouldn't be outside on an island for so many years, bad for the skin.

Lando Lincoln		2012-10-20 11:15:42 AM

Nobody ever choose Ginger.

Vodka Zombie		2012-10-20 11:25:35 AM

Lando Lincoln: Nobody ever choose Ginger.

I did. But, only because someone else chose Mary Ann first.

Delay		2012-10-20 11:48:58 AM

Lando Lincoln: Nobody ever choose Ginger.

I picked her for 2012 dead pool.

Waxing_Chewbacca		2012-10-20 11:49:17 AM

dugitman:

Ginger is sucking out your life essence.

Jesus fark!!! Kill it!!! Kill it with fire!!!!

Delay		2012-10-20 11:54:09 AM

Waxing_Chewbacca: dugitman:

Ginger is sucking out your life essence.

Jesus fark!!! Kill it!!! Kill it with fire!!!!

Well, I can't support murder and arson, but that would help. I had Whitney Houston and Joe Paterno.

Rhypskallion		2012-10-20 11:57:01 AM

BOTH. How hard is this?

OtherLittleGuy		2012-10-20 11:59:08 AM

Mrs Howell was much older than she let on, and still hittable.

Nuff said.

skinink		2012-10-20 11:59:12 AM

I bet the professor spiked their coconuts and had them both.

hundreddollarman		2012-10-20 12:06:00 PM

That's for old folks. Let's try something more contemporary: Annie or Britta?

T.M.S.		2012-10-20 12:07:47 PM

dugitman: [msnbcmedia.msn.com image 600x450]

Ginger is sucking out your life essence.

She looks much better than that. It's a bad picture.

Smackledorfer		2012-10-20 12:14:52 PM

dickfreckle: Ginger was hot, but who wants to put up with her sh*t for more than a week?

Mary-Ann. Damn, I thought this was obvious. Not only did she have those soulful eyes, but she could probably rebuild a carb from '72 Norton Commando.

I don't know anyone irl who takes ginger over mary ann, even those with a thing for gingers.

offmymeds		2012-10-20 12:17:07 PM

Mrs. Howell? Fark that! How about Bea Arthur in a thong and sequin pasties? HAWT!

Smackledorfer		2012-10-20 12:17:41 PM

hundreddollarman: That's for old folks. Let's try something more contemporary: Annie or Britta?

Britta. I dig her crazy. Haven't watched past season two yet though and I am sure they bump up the hotness level of annie.

hbk72777		2012-10-20 12:19:40 PM

Depends on how much Mrs Howell was worth. The higher the dollars, the more chaffing I'll put up with

/like farking a mummy

CSM101		2012-10-20 12:20:34 PM

offmymeds: Mrs. Howell? Fark that! How about Bea Arthur in a thong and sequin pasties? HAWT!

Deadpool?

Delay		2012-10-20 12:21:46 PM

T.M.S.: dugitman: [msnbcmedia.msn.com image 600x450]

Ginger is sucking out your life essence.

She looks much better than that. It's a bad picture.

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Whoa. Where's the Jergens?

dualplains		2012-10-20 12:27:58 PM

Delay: T.M.S.: dugitman: [msnbcmedia.msn.com image 600x450]

Ginger is sucking out your life essence.

She looks much better than that. It's a bad picture.

Whoa. Where's the Jergens?

Her eyes look a little jaundiced. That death pool pick might not have been far off.

NeoCortex42		2012-10-20 12:28:42 PM

Smackledorfer: hundreddollarman: That's for old folks. Let's try something more contemporary: Annie or Britta?

Britta. I dig her crazy. Haven't watched past season two yet though and I am sure they bump up the hotness level of annie.

Yeah, slightly.
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Baby Face Fister		2012-10-20 12:30:58 PM

I'd still hit Mary Ann just so I could say I hit Mary Ann.

/Same with Carrie Fisher/Princess leia

stonent		2012-10-20 12:33:40 PM

Corpse of Mrs. Howell vs present day Ginger...Discuss...

Therion		2012-10-20 12:37:24 PM

offmymeds: Mrs. Howell? Fark that! How about Bea Arthur in a thong and sequin pasties? HAWT!

pics or it didn't happen.

Keys dude		2012-10-20 12:39:28 PM

Corpse of Mrs. Howell vs present day Ginger...Discuss...

You suck Stonent ;)

And Jan for the win !

puckrock2000		2012-10-20 12:41:43 PM

mr_a: [img176.imageshack.us image 300x360]

Gilligan farked up our rescue again? Its almost like he wanted to stay on this island.

//Gotta go with Maryann

No, it's the Professor who kept farking up. The guy could build a working radio out of a coconut, but couldn't fix the damn boat? Granted, he had a reason; the Skipper had Gilligan, and Thurston had Lovey Howell. That left the hottie movie star and the farm girl in hot pants for Prof. Hinkley. I wouldn't want to leave the island either.

jaytkay		2012-10-20 12:51:00 PM

oh hell yeah

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Three Crooked Squirrels		2012-10-20 01:03:55 PM

I'll take the Professor Ann Mary Ann. That chick is cool.

OtherLittleGuy		2012-10-20 01:08:44 PM

hundreddollarman: That's for old folks. Let's try something more contemporary: Annie or Britta?

So, in 50 years, picks of Alison Brie will be met with cries of "OMG! Kill it with fire!"?

FirstNationalBastard		2012-10-20 01:09:03 PM

Lando Lincoln: Nobody ever choose Ginger.

When I was young and dumb, I would have chose Ginger.

Now that I am old, and still kind of dumb, it's Mary Ann all the way.

Mid_mo_mad_man		2012-10-20 01:17:08 PM

hundreddollarman: That's for old folks. Let's try something more contemporary: Annie or Britta?

Who?

maldinero		2012-10-20 01:25:49 PM

FirstNationalBastard		2012-10-20 01:36:53 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: hundreddollarman: That's for old folks. Let's try something more contemporary: Annie or Britta?

Who?

Generic looking broad on unfunny sitcom #1 and Generic looking broad on unfunny sitcom #2.

PsyLord		2012-10-20 01:42:53 PM

State_College_Arsonist		2012-10-20 01:43:46 PM

Samantha vs Jeannie was always the more interesting dilemma, at least in my experience. I never knew anyone who picked Ginger.

indarwinsshadow		2012-10-20 01:49:51 PM

dugitman: [msnbcmedia.msn.com image 600x450]

Ginger is sucking out your life essence.

Dude...she's 78. What are you expecting?

hundreddollarman		2012-10-20 01:54:36 PM

ZeroCorpse		2012-10-20 02:12:42 PM

I'd rather put them in my new invention, the Tranmeldgrafier, and smoosh them into one glorious new person with all the best features of both women. I'd call her Ginger Ann. She would help me get off on the island.

Greybrd		2012-10-20 02:27:55 PM

Mary Ann then and after seeing the today pictures, jumped up jiminy cricket in a flaming sidecar, Mary Ann now. Why the hades does Tina Louise allow her picture to be taken? Won't she think of the children?

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs		2012-10-20 02:29:29 PM

Both of them at the same time.

Spoonful of Ginger. Spoonful of Mary Ann. Spoonful of Ginger. Spoonful of Mary Ann. Spoonful of Ginger. Spoonful of Mary Ann.

/Get out of my palm-frond covered bamboo taxi.

Smackledorfer		2012-10-20 02:48:09 PM

State_College_Arsonist: Samantha vs Jeannie was always the more interesting dilemma, at least in my experience. I never knew anyone who picked Ginger.

samantha. Jeannie was too stupid.

John Buck 41		2012-10-20 02:51:38 PM

Ginger for a one-timer, and to be seen in public with. Mary Ann for long term, and wouldn't be embarrassed to squire her around town. Mrs. Howell? WTF R U smokin', subby?

FirstNationalBastard		2012-10-20 02:53:07 PM

Smackledorfer: State_College_Arsonist: Samantha vs Jeannie was always the more interesting dilemma, at least in my experience. I never knew anyone who picked Ginger.

samantha. Jeannie was too stupid.

True. But Samantha had the crazy eyes...

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dustman81		2012-10-20 02:58:06 PM

Smackledorfer: State_College_Arsonist: Samantha vs Jeannie was always the more interesting dilemma, at least in my experience. I never knew anyone who picked Ginger.

samantha. Jeannie was too stupid.

Jeannie was hot, blonde and willing to grant any wish. What's not to like?

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