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(Time)   Time asks if it is all right for teachers to spank your little monkey   (healthland.time.com ) divider line
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2012-10-20 09:48:26 AM  
3 votes:
I don't think a teacher should be allowed to spank my kid. But I think that a robot would be okay. The Spankbot 9000. They'd measure body fat and mass and calculate the proper force. If the kid's tough: it would increase the "pop" (noise factor) and "crack" (sting factors) by 5% each swing coontil the proper amount of tears and blubbing erupt). It would incorporate lie-detecting tech so it wouldn't be fooled by any crocodile tears.

Also: during the robosmacking, a recording of James Earl Jones' voice would say, "This hurts me more than it does you," and, "I love you, but this is for your own good." If you struggle and cry before the first blow lands it'll say, "Why are you crying? I'll GIVE you something to CRY about!"
2012-10-20 09:46:50 AM  
2 votes:
Well, it's not gonnna spank itself.
2012-10-20 09:04:58 AM  
2 votes:
Kids need a few good beatings. Helps them learn that real life isn't all foam covered rounded corners and time outs.

We should bring back washing kids mouths out with soap too. Mention honey boo boo? You're getting soaped.
2012-10-20 09:02:12 AM  
2 votes:
I say just hook them all up to shock collars (you could turn down the voltage!) and let the teacher zap 'em without ever laying a hand on 'em. Teach the little bastards the world will tolerate their shiat and that actions have immediate and mysterious consequences. It's the sort of thing a five year old should learn.
2012-10-20 12:22:25 PM  
1 vote:
Spanking is barbaric. It should never be used as punishment in school.

I prefer a taser, duct tape to a chair and a dunce cap.

/Oddly enough, I only need to do this once or twice in a year.
2012-10-20 12:12:58 PM  
1 vote:
Great...first the teacher's sleep with the kids, now they want to introduce them to S&M.

/at least it's not furries.
2012-10-20 09:20:16 AM  
1 vote:

bertgomez: My dad told me:

1. Whatever trouble you get in st school, expect worse at home.
2. If you get arrested, don't waste your phone call on me.

He meant it, and I knew it.


And I'll bet he raised a heartless serial killer.
2012-10-20 09:05:10 AM  
1 vote:

Ennuipoet: I say just hook them all up to shock collars (you could turn down the voltage!) and let the teacher zap 'em without ever laying a hand on 'em. Teach the little bastards the world will tolerate their shiat and that actions have immediate and mysterious consequences. It's the sort of thing a five year old should learn.


Or we could just eat them. That would seem like a more moment proposal.

/had to be done
2012-10-20 02:07:48 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA: Spanking is one of the many things about which parents agree - passionately - to disagree. Most American parents swear by the old adage "Spare the rod, spoil the child," but others are horrified by the very thought of raising a hand to a kid.

Okay. Tell you what, parents. Those of you who think your little snowflakes should never be spanked will sign a document attesting to your promise to drop whatever you're doing and come to the school to pick up your child whenever he or she is behaving in a way that would warrant corporal punishment under school guidelines. No ifs, ands, or buts. If you fail to live up to this promise, your child will be expelled and you will be required to relocate to another school system at your expense. Otherwise, give us the power to properly discipline your child and STFU.
 
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