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2012-10-19 11:21:18 PM  
Uh, this DOES look like she has done a career in porn prior to teaching.

Guess she IS a porn advisor.
 
2012-10-19 11:28:00 PM  

DoctorCal: A 24-year-old northeast Iowa teacher has turned herself into authorities after admitting she had sex with her students.

That's quite a transformation.


She was obviously quite energized after slutting it up with teenage boys.
 
2012-10-19 11:30:14 PM  
Ryker's Peninsula: Math Teacher? Ok... go!

I'd show her some hard division.
I would be happy to multiply with her.
I'm as hard as trigonometry just from the jail house pic.
Teach me about algebra.
I wonder is she's binomial?
She can finger my postulate any time.
I like her surface area.
I'd eat her Pi.


I'd let her integrate my natural log
 
2012-10-19 11:43:27 PM  

mouse fitzgerald: Ryker's Peninsula: Math Teacher? Ok... go!

I'd show her some hard division.
I would be happy to multiply with her.
I'm as hard as trigonometry just from the jail house pic.
Teach me about algebra.
I wonder is she's binomial?
She can finger my postulate any time.
I like her surface area.
I'd eat her Pi.

I'd let her integrate my natural log


I'd square her circle with nothing but a straightedge, a compass, and my wang.
 
2012-10-20 12:12:07 AM  

Igor Jakovsky: Ryker's Peninsula: Math Teacher? Ok... go!

I'd show her some hard division.
I would be happy to multiply with her.
I'm as hard as trigonometry just from the jail house pic.
Teach me about algebra.
I wonder is she's binomial?
She can finger my postulate any time.
I like her surface area.
I'd eat her Pi.

If fark mobile had a funny button I'd have clicked it for this post.


Get an IPhone.
 
2012-10-20 12:25:10 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: mouse fitzgerald: Ryker's Peninsula: Math Teacher? Ok... go!

I'd show her some hard division.
I would be happy to multiply with her.
I'm as hard as trigonometry just from the jail house pic.
Teach me about algebra.
I wonder is she's binomial?
She can finger my postulate any time.
I like her surface area.
I'd eat her Pi.

I'd let her integrate my natural log

I'd square her circle with nothing but a straightedge, a compass, and my wang.


I'd denominator with my dong
 
2012-10-20 12:32:35 AM  

Trucker: Another predator that needs to removed from the herd.


Yeah, those boys are victims. Right.
 
2012-10-20 12:32:39 AM  
What is their problems with this? She is a math teacher. She took a hands on approach to teaching them how many times 16 and 18 go into 24. That is very commendable.
 
2012-10-20 12:50:32 AM  

ongbok: What is their problems with this? She is a math teacher. She took a hands on approach to teaching them how many times 16 and 18 go into 24. That is very commendable.


24/16=1.5
Sounds about right for a 16 year old to go in about 1.5 times before leaving a remainder.

/Don't judge me
 
2012-10-20 01:02:20 AM  
Looks corn fed to me.
 
2012-10-20 01:16:45 AM  
If she is a math teacher, just imagine what the trigonometry teacher would have done.
 
2012-10-20 01:49:43 AM  

cleveoh: harlock: Did anyone else read that as "porn advisor"?

Yes, & thought there was a cetain logic to it.


Yes. I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw it that way.
 
2012-10-20 01:53:22 AM  
FTFA: A 24-year-old northeast Iowa teacher has turned herself into authorities after admitting she had sex with her students.

Okay. The article says she admitted it, but it doesn't say what led to that admission. Did someone rat her out? Did one of the boys say something? I hate it when we don't get those details.
 
2012-10-20 01:53:28 AM  

Nick Nostril: Let's see if I have my math right...

24 / [(2 x 18) + (2 x 16)] = 5 to 10 in state minimum security prison.


BWAHAHAAH!
 
2012-10-20 01:58:19 AM  
You know if more female teachers farked their students, the teenage pregnancy rate would drop like a coyote off a cliff.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-10-20 02:32:12 AM  
I like how she still has her classroom makeup on in the mugshot. They must have dragged her right out of the faculty lounge. Not a good Friday for Ms. Anderson!
 
2012-10-20 05:07:17 AM  
Ya know how I know I'm seeing way too many of these stories lately? When I clicked the link and saw that the headline read that a teacher was charged with having sex with four students, my first thought was, "at the same time!?"
 
2012-10-20 05:19:32 PM  
There were NO, NO 24 year old teachers when I was in high school, and definitely none attractive enough to bang. Not one, from the time I was old enough to want to fark (basically kindergarden) until I graduated. They were all definitely 35+. So why the fark are there so many 21-25 year old teachers now? Standards lowered for teaching credentials?

I mean I'm not surprised this happened, people are selfish coonty assholes who only think of themselves. Becoming a teacher obviously has nothing to do with integrity and ethics. Put a 24 year old together with 18 year olds and breeding may occur.

BUT people who HAVE integrity, respect and honor stop themselves from doing this, regardless of libido. If you're a stand up person, you can stop yourself from doing this, you can consciously make the right decision and ignore your crotch. Weak willed people can't. The world is full of weak willed pathetic individuals, Reddit and Fark proves it daily.

I feel less and less guilty about being a misanthrope day by day.
 
2012-10-20 05:22:32 PM  
You must also realize that the news can cover the facts (mostly). Although with weekend journalists and internet journalists, I have a hard time believing anything as fact anymore.

However the news doesn't cover the aftermath of situations like this. They don't follow around the individuals guilty for a year after. I guarantee these people all ruined their lives over a piece of ass.

No piece of ass is worth that, none. No amount of attention is worth that. I hope to death each and every one of these assholes lives are ruined permanently. I take great joy in that prospect.
 
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