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2012-10-19 08:39:55 PM
Google search for Ashley Anderson showed up with this NSFW Link

Based on that link--- they shouldn't have been surprised, especially if these students were on the basketball team.
 
2012-10-19 09:07:33 PM
and she teaches math!
 
2012-10-19 09:08:19 PM
not wanting to be like dentist #5, I'd hit that Russian ass.
 
2012-10-19 09:08:56 PM
Well, did she make them stay after practice for "extra laps"?
 
2012-10-19 09:09:19 PM
With four students?

And they were on the basketball team?

I guess you can say they dribbled balls all over her.
 
2012-10-19 09:09:37 PM
When is the systematic delegitimization of teachers going to be enough?

Teachers teach.

Everyone else pontificates; please stfu. Thank you.

*)
 
2012-10-19 09:10:17 PM
Hot or not?
 
2012-10-19 09:10:38 PM

Indubitably: When is the systematic delegitimization of teachers going to be enough?

Teachers teach.

Everyone else pontificates; please stfu. Thank you.

*)


P.S. I'm teaching. *cue "I'm pooping" cat*
 
2012-10-19 09:11:39 PM
Man, when did I go to the wrong school. Where were all the hot teacher then? I would have never told anyone anything.
 
2012-10-19 09:17:01 PM
I think she teaches obedience - not that I mind.
 
2012-10-19 09:18:50 PM

Thisbymaster: Man, when did I go to the wrong school. Where were all the hot teacher then? I would have never told anyone anything.


Right here, baby.

Your implication is redonkulous.

P.S. I stand tall here and everywhere. Check yourself.
 
2012-10-19 09:19:55 PM
Did anyone else read that as "porn advisor"?
 
2012-10-19 09:20:09 PM
www.radioiowa.com 

sorta want...
 
2012-10-19 09:22:38 PM

vodka: Hot or not?


She's okay!
Although I'm old.
May fits the crazy/nodick definition.
 
2012-10-19 09:23:09 PM
My mind told me I should proceed with caution...

obscure?
 
2012-10-19 09:24:56 PM

Brick-House: [www.radioiowa.com image 200x181] 

sorta want...


Rumer has it she's a yippy-kai-lay
 
2012-10-19 09:25:13 PM

blacksho89: My mind told me I should proceed with caution...

obscure?


No, especially in rural Iowa.

/Probably would if stuck overnight in rural Iowa
//Definitely would have at 16
 
2012-10-19 09:25:27 PM
Maybe I should start dressing like a teenager to get these women.
/It works for the whole Japanese school girl thing
 
2012-10-19 09:26:49 PM

harlock: Did anyone else read that as "porn advisor"?


Yes, & thought there was a cetain logic to it.
 
2012-10-19 09:27:12 PM

harlock: Did anyone else read that as "porn advisor"?


yep, then read the comments here to see if I was the only one... thank jeebus I'm not alone!!! B-)
 
2012-10-19 09:33:44 PM
Let's see if I have my math right...

24 / [(2 x 18) + (2 x 16)] = 5 to 10 in state minimum security prison.
 
2012-10-19 09:34:31 PM
 
2012-10-19 09:35:58 PM

Nick Nostril: Let's see if I have my math right...

24 / [(2 x 18) + (2 x 16)] = 5 to 10 in state minimum security prison.


Sex and education.

Who hasn't learned?
 
2012-10-19 09:36:26 PM
Math Teacher? Ok... go!

I'd show her some hard division.
I would be happy to multiply with her.
I'm as hard as trigonometry just from the jail house pic.
Teach me about algebra.
I wonder is she's binomial?
She can finger my postulate any time.
I like her surface area.
I'd eat her Pi.
 
2012-10-19 09:37:38 PM

skinink: I guess the first student didn't gossip enough to get her in to trouble, so she kept farking students until she found one to narc on her.


Exactly.

Gossip disrupts.

I want the best for everyone, not just my political equivalents.

You and me.

We.
 
2012-10-19 09:37:45 PM
:(

Stories like these fill me with genuine envy.
 
2012-10-19 09:44:50 PM
Rule 34? She looks Germanic to me, prolly into whips and such.
 
2012-10-19 09:46:31 PM
The times have definitely changed. We now live in world of cougars.
 
2012-10-19 09:47:31 PM
Anderson was an assistant track coach for Aplington-Parkersburg and the prom advisor.

Does that qualify her as a "teacher"? Or was that in addition to her teaching duties?
 
2012-10-19 09:49:31 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: Math Teacher? Ok... go!

I'd show her some hard division.
I would be happy to multiply with her.
I'm as hard as trigonometry just from the jail house pic.
Teach me about algebra.
I wonder is she's binomial?
She can finger my postulate any time.
I like her surface area.
I'd eat her Pi.


If fark mobile had a funny button I'd have clicked it for this post.
 
2012-10-19 09:51:05 PM
You could butcher a steer with those jowl bones.
 
2012-10-19 09:51:10 PM

CynicalLA: The times have definitely changed. We now live in world of cougars.


cougar? she's in her early 20's. i have underwear older than her.
 
2012-10-19 09:54:07 PM
FTA: One was an 18-year-old high school senior; another turned 18 during the school year. The other two were 16 year olds.

From Wikipedia: The age of consent in Iowa is 16, with a close in age exemption for those aged 14 and 15, who may engage in sexual acts with partners less than 4 years older.
 
2012-10-19 09:55:59 PM
For an Iowa girl, she's kind of ugly.
 
2012-10-19 09:56:13 PM

KrispyKritter: CynicalLA: The times have definitely changed. We now live in world of cougars.

cougar? she's in her early 20's. i have underwear older than her.


The mindset is still the same. They want young penis.
 
2012-10-19 09:56:25 PM

BronyMedic: With four students?

And they were on the basketball team?

I guess you can say they dribbled balls all over her.


Sounds like the teacher was the one doing the dribbling... on the team's balls... until someone cried foul... possibly for double dribbling.
 
2012-10-19 09:59:58 PM
From here: (link)

The police department in Parkersburg, a city of 1,900 in northeast Iowa, received information Sept. 20 that Anderson had sexually abused a student after one of the victims confided in someone, and a teacher heard about it...

Be careful of who might overhear! Loose lips sink sluts!
 
2012-10-19 10:00:10 PM
Another predator that needs to removed from the herd.
 
2012-10-19 10:00:42 PM
In a row?
 
2012-10-19 10:02:42 PM

bugmn99: In a row?


I have an incredibly sensitive nose for a human.

i SNIFF.

*)
 
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2012-10-19 10:03:10 PM

CynicalLA: The times have definitely changed. We now live in world of cougars.


this has been happening...we're just outraged now. one of my best friends hooked up with the art teacher our senior year....and that was 1985. they eventually got married. i don't recall a lot of married teachers farking around though. i think it got out of hand when the women started stepping out on the guys with teenage boys.
 
2012-10-19 10:22:04 PM
Meh.
 
2012-10-19 10:31:05 PM

182: this has been happening...we're just outraged now. one of my best friends hooked up with the art teacher our senior year....and that was 1985. they eventually got married. i don't recall a lot of married teachers farking around though. i think it got out of hand when the women started stepping out on the guys with teenage boys.


I tend to agree with this. A friend of mine hooked up with one of our (admittedly hideous) teachers in High School, and everyone just made fun of them and laughed about it. She was single and very, very unstable, but probably fun, so whatever.

If the woman is cheating on her husband with someone he can correctly refer to as a "boy," that's a different story, and I'm surprised it doesn't turn violent more often.
 
2012-10-19 10:31:44 PM

Occam's Disposable Razor: I tend to agree with this. A friend of mine hooked up with one of our (admittedly hideous) teachers in High School, and everyone just made fun of them and laughed about it. She was single and very, very unstable, but probably fun, so whatever.


Also wtf did I capitalize "High School"?

/pours another glass
 
2012-10-19 10:34:46 PM
A 24-year-old northeast Iowa teacher has turned herself into authorities after admitting she had sex with her students.

That's quite a transformation.
 
2012-10-19 10:40:20 PM
Teacher charged with having sex with four students

/at one time? That's sick..what a slut.
 
2012-10-19 10:41:25 PM

DoctorCal: A 24-year-old northeast Iowa teacher has turned herself into authorities after admitting she had sex with her students.

That's quite a transformation.


She's a trans-authoritarian.
 
2012-10-19 11:15:48 PM

Knucklepopper: Meh.


Jealous?
 
2012-10-19 11:17:08 PM
I personally feel any person under age should be off limits whether it is female teachers on students or male teachers on students. I am a bit biased simply because I have children in school and I think I would have to pack an overnight bag for my stay at county when I got done beating the crap out of a teacher. Wife feels the same way and would beat the crap out of any women who did this to our sons. Granted when I was 16 would I have if a hot female teacher propositioned me? You're damn straight I would but that is the thing teenagers especially boys don't think with the head between their ears. Case in point, my junior year of school, family transferred me to a different district. Thing is the buses didn't run out to where I lived at (think rural southeastern Oklahoma and you get the idea) for this school. So the plan was I needed to find a ride from school to my dad's work. I went to school in Tushka, Oklahoma and dad worked in Atoka. Five miles no big deal but most everyone lived right there in Tushka or east or south. We had an English teacher who was I assume in her late 20's and she was a fox. She actually lived north of Atoka and would let me ride with her every afternoon. I wasn't anything even remotely considered a good looking teenaged kid, coke bottle glasses bad acne etc. etc. People with an ounce of sense would look at her and me and say nope no way, but there were people who started rumors that she was doing more than giving me a ride to my dad's work. In all honesty, there was nothing going on, she was just helping me out. See my above statement about teenagers to get my answer to whether or not I would have if she had offered. Anyway, the end result, after being questioned by my parents, school teachers, our pastor, etc. etc., it was finally determined that nothing wrong had happened but in everyone's interests I had to find another way to get from school to his work. So sometimes I had a ride sometimes I walked.

and here is a story with the roles reversed.

/don't know what is worse the coach or the d bag of an attorney trying to get the law changed.
 
2012-10-19 11:19:31 PM

Brick-House: [www.radioiowa.com image 200x181] 

sorta want...


I can guarantee your too old....

/yeah that counts me too :)
 
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