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(Huffington Post)   Today's racist teahadist doing something horrible to an Obama campaign office comes to us via the city of Conifer, Colorado   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 208
    More: Sick, Colorado, Obama campaign, audio file format, Party leaders of the United States Senate, Josh Penry, state senate  
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2012-10-19 08:45:21 PM  
i.imgur.com

Racists, Shmacists.

It was probably just Ganesha again.
 
2012-10-19 09:25:06 PM  
What the hell do the put in the water in Colorado?
 
2012-10-19 09:29:59 PM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 394x400]

Racists, Shmacists.

It was probably just Ganesha again.


I was going to blame the Buddhists. Maybe with help from the Jainists and the Sikhs.

/I would have painted crosses everywhere, waited a little while and then yelled "zOMGs! The KKK was here! RACISTS!!!"
 
2012-10-19 10:01:04 PM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 394x400]

Racists, Shmacists.

It was probably just Ganesha again.


www.anvari.org

*offers your god a peanut*
 
2012-10-19 10:07:02 PM  
I'm sure one of the super patriots will be along shortly to explain how this is all Mr. Obama's fault.
 
2012-10-19 10:08:26 PM  

Girl From The North Country: What the hell do the put in the water in Colorado?


Overzealous staffertase
 
2012-10-19 10:24:40 PM  

2wolves: I'm sure one of the super patriots will be along shortly to explain how this is all Mr. Obama's fault.


We've had the daily allotment of New Black Panther pictures, so I'm going to go with "crapflood of backwards B lady" pics.
 
2012-10-19 10:31:05 PM  
Conifer, Colorado, the poor man's Aspen.
 
2012-10-19 10:43:03 PM  
They should leave it up. In fact, they should just leave it all in place. Leave the bullet pocked and shattered windows. Do nothing to fix it, and show the farking world the true depth American ignorance. Show this shiat on posters telling Republican voters that this bigotry is what they support and, through their own actions, it has become that which now defines them most.
 
2012-10-19 10:48:02 PM  
false plant
liberal flag
 
2012-10-19 10:58:36 PM  
I like how they automatically blame the Tea Party due to stereotypes. It's kind of like when racists blame a shooting down the street on a black man due to stereotypes.
 
2012-10-19 11:12:06 PM  

cman: I like how they automatically blame the Tea Party due to stereotypes. It's kind of like when racists blame a shooting down the street on a black man due to stereotypes.


Seems more like same lazy "journalist" looking for "background info" searched "Obama + swastika + Colorado" and threw what s/he found into the mix
 
2012-10-19 11:13:03 PM  

Girl From The North Country: What the hell do the put in the water in Colorado?


Bear shiat. It's just a myth about the "in the woods" thing.
 
2012-10-19 11:13:52 PM  

bdub77: Conifer, Colorado, the poor man's Aspen.


How did you desiduous going there?
 
2012-10-19 11:16:21 PM  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FijQbZeTGNc
 
2012-10-19 11:18:29 PM  
Obama has a campaign office in BFE Conifer? This is bad news for... anyone who has to go door to door in Conifer.
 
2012-10-19 11:20:27 PM  
Well, he is a fascist, and that's a fascist symbol. He should just embrace it already.
 
2012-10-19 11:21:03 PM  

cman: I like how they automatically blame the Tea Party due to stereotypes. It's kind of like when racists blame a shooting down the street on a black man due to stereotypes.


Tea partiers choose to be ignorant, malicious racists. No one chooses their skin color.
 
2012-10-19 11:22:02 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: cman: I like how they automatically blame the Tea Party due to stereotypes. It's kind of like when racists blame a shooting down the street on a black man due to stereotypes.

Tea partiers choose to be ignorant, malicious racists. No one chooses their skin color.


Replace black with Muslim
 
2012-10-19 11:22:02 PM  
"The black Nazi symbol was found by building owners painted outside a window of the office..."

Huh? thought he was a black communist.
 
2012-10-19 11:23:27 PM  

Pro Zack: bdub77: Conifer, Colorado, the poor man's Aspen.

How did you desiduous going there?


For the jerbs, birch!
 
2012-10-19 11:23:45 PM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 394x400]

Racists, Shmacists.

It was probably just Ganesha again.

I was going to blame the Buddhists. Maybe with help from the Jainists and the Sikhs.

/I would have painted crosses everywhere, waited a little while and then yelled "zOMGs! The KKK was here! RACISTS!!!"


These pitiful slimetrails of humanity would actually benefit from some Buddhist or Zen teachings.
 
2012-10-19 11:24:35 PM  
Could have been Tea Partiers.

Their members have been known to hover-round Obama's offices.
 
2012-10-19 11:26:56 PM  

jaytkay: "The black Nazi symbol was found by building owners painted outside a window of the office..."

Huh? thought he was a black communist.


Well Hitler was a liberal, so Nazis are liberal (and gay, like many Kenyans) and everyone knows that Democrats are - like communists - far, far, far, far, far, far, far left, so Obama is a leftist gay Kenyan Nazi Communofascist, hard-left anarcho-syndicalist authori-

wait...what was the question?
 
2012-10-19 11:29:47 PM  

Girl From The North Country: What the hell do the put in the water in Colorado?



Christianity, the military, and Fascism
 
2012-10-19 11:31:25 PM  

Silly Jesus: Well, he is a fascist, and that's a fascist symbol. He should just embrace it already.



A fascist, a Communist AND a Socialist?
 
2012-10-19 11:31:29 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-19 11:32:23 PM  
Why does everyone call Obama a socialist and a communist when the correct term would be fascist?

The mouth breathers draw the swastika because this

upload.wikimedia.org

is too difficult with spray paint.
 
2012-10-19 11:33:00 PM  
And this is why we can't let Mittens win. I don't want the people who do shiat like this feeling smug in November.
 
2012-10-19 11:33:25 PM  
Wait, wait, wait. I thought Obama was a commie socialist? Now he's a Nazi?

What's next? Emperor?
 
2012-10-19 11:34:18 PM  

mobile_home_refush: Girl From The North Country: What the hell do the put in the water in Colorado?

Bear shiat. It's just a myth about the "in the woods" thing.


Of course. Everybody knows that the Pope shiats in the woods, not bears.
 
2012-10-19 11:35:07 PM  
So has anyone actually found out who did this or are we all just using this:

www.instructables.com
 
2012-10-19 11:35:16 PM  

Silly Jesus: when the correct term would be fascist?



Exactly. Because... well because you say so! Fark facts and reality!
 
2012-10-19 11:35:21 PM  

shanrick: [graffiti]


That means Howie Mandell is automatically President and Barack Obama has to procure 2 dozen horses and meet Craig Ferguson by the pool for a game of water polo.
 
2012-10-19 11:38:20 PM  
Isolated incident against Obama = OMGBBQ ALL REPUBLICANS ARE RACISMS

Isolated incident against Romney = Isolated incident by a wayward individual
 
2012-10-19 11:42:15 PM  
Has Romney declared this an act of terrorism yet? Or is that only really important when you want to score points for your own team?
 
2012-10-19 11:45:13 PM  
I can be all libby lib n chit, but this happens on both sides.
Ignorance knows no party.
 
2012-10-19 11:45:39 PM  

Silly Jesus: Isolated incident against Obama = OMGBBQ ALL REPUBLICANS ARE RACISMS

Isolated incident against Romney = Isolated incident by a wayward individual



So what you're saying is...we shouldn't judge a group of people based on the actions of the worst among them. Would that be a fair statement?
 
2012-10-19 11:48:06 PM  

I Browse: Silly Jesus: Isolated incident against Obama = OMGBBQ ALL REPUBLICANS ARE RACISMS

Isolated incident against Romney = Isolated incident by a wayward individual


So what you're saying is...we shouldn't judge a group of people based on the actions of the worst among them. Would that be a fair statement?


Depending upon the percentages, yes. If the worst among your group is 70% then I'm going to just go ahead and lump you all together. If the worst is 1% then I won't.
 
2012-10-19 11:48:11 PM  

I Browse: Silly Jesus: Isolated incident against Obama = OMGBBQ ALL REPUBLICANS ARE RACISMS

Isolated incident against Romney = Isolated incident by a wayward individual


So what you're saying is...we shouldn't judge a group of people based on the actions of the worst among them. Would that be a fair statement?



Unless they're a Muslim
 
2012-10-19 11:48:50 PM  

Silly Jesus: Depending upon the percentages, yes. If the worst among your group is 70% then I'm going to just go ahead and lump you all together. If the worst is 1% then I won't.



And I bet you spend hours and hours researching your argument to find such statistics
 
2012-10-19 11:49:33 PM  
Am I too late for the "we're not racists and bigots and liars, we just welcome racists and bigots and liars into our party with open arms, and elect them to local and federal office, and let them run our major political organizations"?
 
2012-10-19 11:51:50 PM  
Dang dyslexic teahadists getting their dang Nazi Hitler graffiti backfrontwardsandupsidedown.

/Palm towards them: peace symbol
/Back of hand towards them: F*ck you symbol
 
2012-10-19 11:51:52 PM  
Don't forget that there was a gunshot fired into the Obama campaign office in Denver just a few days ago. The derp is strong here.
 
2012-10-19 11:54:01 PM  

Silly Jesus: Why does everyone call Obama a socialist and a communist when the correct term would be fascist?

The mouth breathers draw the swastika because this

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x147]

is too difficult with spray paint.


ok
 
2012-10-19 11:57:59 PM  

cman: I like how they automatically blame the Tea Party due to stereotypes. It's kind of like when racists blame a shooting down the street on a black man due to stereotypes.


Dude, I just don't think in this case it was the Black Panthers, you know?
 
2012-10-19 11:58:33 PM  

Girl From The North Country: What the hell do the put in the water in Colorado?


ak.buy.com
 
2012-10-19 11:58:37 PM  
static.ddmcdn.com
 
2012-10-19 11:58:52 PM  

intelligent comment below: Silly Jesus: Depending upon the percentages, yes. If the worst among your group is 70% then I'm going to just go ahead and lump you all together. If the worst is 1% then I won't.


And I bet you spend hours and hours researching your argument to find such statistics


It's a systemic problem, though. Almost 76% of statistics are made up on the spot!

/lies, damn lies, and statistics
 
2012-10-19 11:58:58 PM  
Jeez, get yer shiat together, Colorado!
 
2012-10-19 11:59:24 PM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 394x400]

Racists, Shmacists.

It was probably just Ganesha again.


Overzealous Hindus.
 
2012-10-20 12:00:09 AM  
Amazing. In spite of all evidence to the contrary you're still sticking with the stupid idea that the Tea Party are the deranged group of terrorists? Putting aside the fact that it was OWS who actually tried to commit an act of terrorism there's a very good reason that OWS members were getting arrested and the Tea Party people were not.

And no, take off that tin foil hat because that's not because of some evil conspiracy out there to make OWS look bad and protect the evil overlords.

Twitter has exploded with threats of violence if Obama loses the election, but I'm guessing all those people were not OWS members nor supported them, right? Never mind all that of course, somebody vandalizes a campaign office and we come to the snap decision that every nasty little thing we wanted to believe about the Tea Party is true.
 
2012-10-20 12:00:13 AM  

shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 600x450]


i50.tinypic.com 

/Yes, it's her.
 
2012-10-20 12:00:25 AM  
*sigh*

I remember when FARK had witty, articulate right-wingers...

No seriously!! It used to be a thing!
 
2012-10-20 12:00:46 AM  
Too many arms, busy hands, devil's workshops
 
2012-10-20 12:01:44 AM  
Trivia: christian teahadists hate Buddhists.
Why?
Cause of that reincarnation thing and it being the work of the DEVIL.
One christian life and then heaven forever. No going back for seconds.

Yoga is also the devil. Why???? India and its religions and reincarnation.
Same for acupuncture. Why??? Pagan. Even though christians stole various winter solstice items from the Pagans to use for X-mas.

/Meanwhile Teahadists celebrate Zombie Jesus and set their squaller on fire with dried out trees while someone holds their beer.
 
2012-10-20 12:03:16 AM  
The black Nazi symbol

i1199.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-20 12:04:25 AM  
This is the new thread for the Electoral College Results contest. Anyone up for a contest? There are already 34 Farkers who have joined. Winner gets two months of Total Fark (paid by me). If anyone else wants to chip in Total Fark months, just post how much you will pledge to buy the winner(s). Hey, someone might get a year of Total Fark. Or more!

The contest: post your best guess for the final OFFICIAL Electoral College votes. See the end of this post for the current 23 entries for examples.

We are continuing in this thread and when it gets "down" on the list of Politics threads I will announce the new thread it is jumping to, which will be near the top on the Politics tab. (Alternative: Drew creates a special contest thread that always sits on top. HEY DREW!)

I'll tabulate all entries on a spreadsheet (again, see below).

Rules:

- Anyone wanting to contribute one or more months of Total Fark just make a post stating so. I'll notate in on the Excel spreadsheet I'll put together.

- On the predictions, you can revise your guess AT any time. Excel will find duplicates in the tabulated LIST and toss out the old one.

- Deadline for entries is 12 midnight of the day BEFORE election day (Fark Timestamp Time).

- CLOSEST guess wins.

- in case of a tie with the same numbers, the Fark datestamped EARLIEST guess wins.
(Note: this could penalize you for revising your early guess at a later time.)

- in case of a tie which brackets the official Electoral College result
(i.e.: O: 270 R: 268, and O: 268 R: 270 with the actual result being O: 269 R: 269)
the prize will be split in half. Any odd month to go to the earliest time stamp.

- I'll occasionally post a list of entries and donations, in alphabetical order, and people can tell me if I missed any.

- I'll copy/paste the:
(1) final list of all entries onto one or more posts on the last (or official) thread,
(2) copy/paste the list of all Total Fark month donations, and who made them,
(3) divide up, between the winners, the Total Fark months if there is a tie, to each winner.

Current entries:

CURRENT PREDICTION LIST IN FARK DATESTAMP ORDER AT 10-19-12, 20:55:57 (Pacific Time):
# Fark Handle...................................................... Datestamp............... ... O... ... R... ... Ttl...
1 ► Balder333 .................................................. 10/17/2012 02:08:42 ... 332 .. 206 .. 538
2 ► ox45tallboy [TotalFark] ............................... 10/17/2012 02:17:52 ... 312 .. 226 .. 538
3 ► joonyer ........................................................ 10/17/2012 02:27:27 ... 298 .. 240 .. 538
4 ► themindiswatching [TotalFark] .................... 10/17/2012 02:31:33 ... 271 .. 267 .. 538
5 ► AlanSmithee [TotalFark] .............................. 10/17/2012 07:11:21 ... 300 .. 238 .. 538
6 ► UNC_Samurai ............................................. 10/17/2012 09:52:34 ... 323 .. 215 .. 538
7 ► brianbankerus [TotalFark] ............................ 10/17/2012 09:20:20 ... 330 .. 208 .. 538
8 ► gadian .......................................................... 10/18/2012 01:48:55 ... 288 .. 250 .. 538
9 ► shower_in_my_socks [TotalFark] ................ 10/18/2012 02:02:16 ... 294 .. 244 .. 538
10 ► spamdog .................................................... 10/18/2012 02:08:56 ... 281 .. 257 .. 538
11 ► Abner Doon ................................................ 10/18/2012 02:09:54 ... 303 .. 235 .. 538
12 ► Idoto ........................................................... 10/18/2012 03:03:51 ... 343 .. 195 .. 538
13 ► Doogles4221 .............................................. 10/18/2012 03:04:10 ... 304 .. 234 .. 538
14 ► beenjammin [TotalFark] ................................ 10/18/2012 07:13:58 ... 290 .. 248 .. 538
15 ► skykid ........................................................... 10/18/2012 08:37:53 ... 303 .. 235 .. 538
16 ► Im_Gumby .................................................... 10/18/2012 09:16:19 ... 284 .. 254 .. 538
17 ► Magorn [TotalFark] ....................................... 10/18/2012 09:55:03 ... 328 .. 210 .. 538
18 ► Mercutio74 ................................................... 10/18/2012 10:03:13 ... 297 .. 241 .. 538
19 ► mrshowrules [TotalFark] ............................... 10/18/2012 10:12:33 ... 284 .. 254 .. 538
20 ► elemenopy [TotalFark] .................................. 10/18/2012 10:54:08 ... 294 .. 244 .. 538
21 ► silo123j [TotalFark] ....................................... 10/18/2012 11:02:36 ... 269 .. 269 .. 538
22 ► Fribble .......................................................... 10/18/2012 13:38:17 ... 267 .. 271 .. 538
23 ► peasandcarrots ............................................ 10/18/2012 23:13:22 ... 297 .. 241 .. 538
24 ► AngryPoet .................................................... 10/19/2012 01:06:10 ... 286 .. 252 .. 538
25 ► Blue_Blazer ................................................. 10/19/2012 01:17:59 ... 319 .. 219 .. 538
26 ► alienated ..................................................... 10/19/2012 01:35:36 ... 313 .. 225 .. 538
27 ► Uchiha_Cycliste ........................................... 10/19/2012 01:38:36 ... 320 .. 218 .. 538
28 ► gravebayne2 ................................................. 10/19/2012 02:29:59 ... 277 .. 261 .. 538
29 ► Twitch Boy [TotalFark] ................................. 10/19/2012 03:47:51 ... 284 .. 254 .. 538
30 ► suebhoney .................................................... 10/19/2012 07:21:03 ... 292 .. 246 .. 538
31 ► Pr1nc3ss ..................................................... 10/19/2012 09:52:07 ... 296 .. 242 .. 538
32 ► HeartBurnKid ............................................... 10/19/2012 18:46:16 ... 316 .. 222 .. 538
33 ► Gordon Bennett ............................................ 10/19/2012 19:21:06 ... 272 .. 266 .. 538
34 ► Minor Catastrophe ........................................ 10/19/2012 21:31:17 ... 241 .. 297 .. 538 

CURRENT PREDICTION LIST IN PREDICTION ORDER AT 10-19-12, 20:55:57 (Pacific Time):
# Fark Handle...................................................... Datestamp............... ... O... ... R... ... Ttl... ... Dup?
34 ► Minor Catastrophe .................................... 10/19/2012 21:31:17 ... 241 .. 297 .. 538 .. ..
22 ► Fribble .......................................................... 10/18/2012 13:38:17 ... 267 .. 271 .. 538 .. ..
21 ► silo123j [TotalFark] ....................................... 10/18/2012 11:02:36 ... 269 .. 269 .. 538 .. ..
4 ► themindiswatching [TotalFark] .................... 10/17/2012 02:31:33 ... 271 .. 267 .. 538 .. ..
33 ► Gordon Bennett ............................................ 10/19/2012 19:21:06 ... 272 .. 266 .. 538 .. ..
28 ► gravebayne2 ................................................. 10/19/2012 02:29:59 ... 277 .. 261 .. 538 .. ..
10 ► spamdog .................................................... 10/18/2012 02:08:56 ... 281 .. 257 .. 538 .. ..
16 ► Im_Gumby .................................................... 10/18/2012 09:16:19 ... 284 .. 254 .. 538 .. DUP
19 ► mrshowrules [TotalFark] ............................... 10/18/2012 10:12:33 ... 284 .. 254 .. 538 .. DUP
29 ► Twitch Boy [TotalFark] ................................. 10/19/2012 03:47:51 ... 284 .. 254 .. 538 .. DUP
24 ► AngryPoet .................................................... 10/19/2012 01:06:10 ... 286 .. 252 .. 538 .. ..
8 ► gadian .......................................................... 10/18/2012 01:48:55 ... 288 .. 250 .. 538 .. ..
14 ► beenjammin [TotalFark] ................................ 10/18/2012 07:13:58 ... 290 .. 248 .. 538 .. ..
30 ► suebhoney .................................................... 10/19/2012 07:21:03 ... 292 .. 246 .. 538 .. ..
9 ► shower_in_my_socks [TotalFark] ................ 10/18/2012 02:02:16 ... 294 .. 244 .. 538 .. DUP
20 ► elemenopy [TotalFark] .................................. 10/18/2012 10:54:08 ... 294 .. 244 .. 538 .. DUP
31 ► Pr1nc3ss ..................................................... 10/19/2012 09:52:07 ... 296 .. 242 .. 538 .. ..
18 ► Mercutio74 ................................................... 10/18/2012 10:03:13 ... 297 .. 241 .. 538 .. DUP
23 ► peasandcarrots ............................................ 10/18/2012 23:13:22 ... 297 .. 241 .. 538 .. DUP
3 ► joonyer ........................................................ 10/17/2012 02:27:27 ... 298 .. 240 .. 538 .. ..
5 ► AlanSmithee [TotalFark] .............................. 10/17/2012 07:11:21 ... 300 .. 238 .. 538 .. ..
11 ► Abner Doon ................................................ 10/18/2012 02:09:54 ... 303 .. 235 .. 538 .. DUP
15 ► skykid ........................................................... 10/18/2012 08:37:53 ... 303 .. 235 .. 538 .. DUP
13 ► Doogles4221 .............................................. 10/18/2012 03:04:10 ... 304 .. 234 .. 538 .. ..
2 ► ox45tallboy [TotalFark] ............................... 10/17/2012 02:17:52 ... 312 .. 226 .. 538 .. ..
26 ► alienated ..................................................... 10/19/2012 01:35:36 ... 313 .. 225 .. 538 .. ..
32 ► HeartBurnKid ............................................... 10/19/2012 18:46:16 ... 316 .. 222 .. 538 .. ..
25 ► Blue_Blazer ................................................. 10/19/2012 01:17:59 ... 319 .. 219 .. 538 .. ..
27 ► Uchiha_Cycliste ........................................... 10/19/2012 01:38:36 ... 320 .. 218 .. 538 .. ..
6 ► UNC_Samurai ............................................. 10/17/2012 09:52:34 ... 323 .. 215 .. 538 .. ..
17 ► Magorn [TotalFark] ....................................... 10/18/2012 09:55:03 ... 328 .. 210 .. 538 .. ..
7 ► brianbankerus [TotalFark] ............................ 10/17/2012 09:20:20 ... 330 .. 208 .. 538 .. ..
1 ► Balder333 .................................................. 10/17/2012 02:08:42 ... 332 .. 206 .. 538 .. ..
12 ► Idoto ........................................................... 10/18/2012 03:03:51 ... 343 .. 195 .. 538 .. .. 

CURRENT PREDICTION LIST ORDERED IN FARK HANDLE ORDER AT 10-19-12, 20:55:57 (Pacific Time):
# Fark Handle...................................................... Datestamp............... ... O... ... R... ... Ttl...
11 ► Abner Doon ................................................ 10/18/2012 02:09:54 ... 303 .. 235 .. 538
5 ► AlanSmithee [TotalFark] .............................. 10/17/2012 07:11:21 ... 300 .. 238 .. 538
26 ► alienated ..................................................... 10/19/2012 01:35:36 ... 313 .. 225 .. 538
24 ► AngryPoet .................................................... 10/19/2012 01:06:10 ... 286 .. 252 .. 538
1 ► Balder333 .................................................. 10/17/2012 02:08:42 ... 332 .. 206 .. 538
14 ► beenjammin [TotalFark] ................................ 10/18/2012 07:13:58 ... 290 .. 248 .. 538
25 ► Blue_Blazer ................................................. 10/19/2012 01:17:59 ... 319 .. 219 .. 538
7 ► brianbankerus [TotalFark] ............................ 10/17/2012 09:20:20 ... 330 .. 208 .. 538
13 ► Doogles4221 .............................................. 10/18/2012 03:04:10 ... 304 .. 234 .. 538
20 ► elemenopy [TotalFark] .................................. 10/18/2012 10:54:08 ... 294 .. 244 .. 538
22 ► Fribble .......................................................... 10/18/2012 13:38:17 ... 267 .. 271 .. 538
8 ► gadian .......................................................... 10/18/2012 01:48:55 ... 288 .. 250 .. 538
33 ► Gordon Bennett ............................................ 10/19/2012 19:21:06 ... 272 .. 266 .. 538
28 ► gravebayne2 ................................................. 10/19/2012 02:29:59 ... 277 .. 261 .. 538
32 ► HeartBurnKid ............................................... 10/19/2012 18:46:16 ... 316 .. 222 .. 538
12 ► Idoto ........................................................... 10/18/2012 03:03:51 ... 343 .. 195 .. 538
16 ► Im_Gumby .................................................... 10/18/2012 09:16:19 ... 284 .. 254 .. 538
3 ► joonyer ........................................................ 10/17/2012 02:27:27 ... 298 .. 240 .. 538
17 ► Magorn [TotalFark] ....................................... 10/18/2012 09:55:03 ... 328 .. 210 .. 538
18 ► Mercutio74 ................................................... 10/18/2012 10:03:13 ... 297 .. 241 .. 538
34 ► Minor Catastrophe .................................... 10/19/2012 21:31:17 ... 241 .. 297 .. 538
19 ► mrshowrules [TotalFark] ............................... 10/18/2012 10:12:33 ... 284 .. 254 .. 538
2 ► ox45tallboy [TotalFark] ............................... 10/17/2012 02:17:52 ... 312 .. 226 .. 538
23 ► peasandcarrots ............................................ 10/18/2012 23:13:22 ... 297 .. 241 .. 538
31 ► Pr1nc3ss ..................................................... 10/19/2012 09:52:07 ... 296 .. 242 .. 538
9 ► shower_in_my_socks [TotalFark] ................ 10/18/2012 02:02:16 ... 294 .. 244 .. 538
21 ► silo123j [TotalFark] ....................................... 10/18/2012 11:02:36 ... 269 .. 269 .. 538
15 ► skykid ........................................................... 10/18/2012 08:37:53 ... 303 .. 235 .. 538
10 ► spamdog .................................................... 10/18/2012 02:08:56 ... 281 .. 257 .. 538
30 ► suebhoney .................................................... 10/19/2012 07:21:03 ... 292 .. 246 .. 538
4 ► themindiswatching [TotalFark] .................... 10/17/2012 02:31:33 ... 271 .. 267 .. 538
29 ► Twitch Boy [TotalFark] ................................. 10/19/2012 03:47:51 ... 284 .. 254 .. 538
27 ► Uchiha_Cycliste ........................................... 10/19/2012 01:38:36 ... 320 .. 218 .. 538
6 ► UNC_Samurai ............................................. 10/17/2012 09:52:34 ... 323 .. 215 .. 538

Join the fun. Hey, there are only two guesses for a Romney win. Come on, there HAVE to be some Romney believers out there!
 
2012-10-20 12:04:29 AM  

jaytkay: "The black Nazi symbol was found by building owners painted outside a window of the office..."

Huh? thought he was a black communist.


I'm confused as well. Where does all this fit in with him being a black communist gay-loving black fascist socialist black homophobic mooslim???

Damn, I really need to study it up.

/Buddy.
 
2012-10-20 12:05:32 AM  

Summoner101: intelligent comment below: Silly Jesus: Depending upon the percentages, yes. If the worst among your group is 70% then I'm going to just go ahead and lump you all together. If the worst is 1% then I won't.


And I bet you spend hours and hours researching your argument to find such statistics

It's a systemic problem, though. Almost 76% of statistics are made up on the spot!



That's only true 65% of the time.
 
2012-10-20 12:05:59 AM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: This is another lame ass long winded post....


Hey Spanky, link that shiat.
 
2012-10-20 12:06:59 AM  

randomjsa: Amazing. blah blah blah.


Try to mix it up a bit. Like, I don't know, maybe a little substantiation for all those declarative statements?
 
2012-10-20 12:07:17 AM  
Nazi symbol?

4.bp.blogspot.com

They're taking it back!
 
2012-10-20 12:09:29 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

/i need you to sauce that salmon
//how long on table 20?!?
 
2012-10-20 12:11:47 AM  
Oh and that was some mighty fine conflation Lou.
 
2012-10-20 12:13:24 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: Summoner101: intelligent comment below: Silly Jesus: Depending upon the percentages, yes. If the worst among your group is 70% then I'm going to just go ahead and lump you all together. If the worst is 1% then I won't.


And I bet you spend hours and hours researching your argument to find such statistics

It's a systemic problem, though. Almost 76% of statistics are made up on the spot!


That's only true 65% of the time.


But of that 65% of the time, it's correct all the time.
 
2012-10-20 12:13:34 AM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: This is the new thread for the Electoral College Results contest. Anyone up for a contest? There are already 34 Farkers who have joined. Winner gets two months of Total Fark (paid by me). If anyone else wants to chip in Total Fark months, just post how much you will pledge to buy the winner(s). Hey, someone might get a year of Total Fark. Or more!

The contest: post your best guess for the final OFFICIAL Electoral College votes. See the end of this post for the current 23 entries for examples.

We are continuing in this thread and when it gets "down" on the list of Politics threads I will announce the new thread it is jumping to, which will be near the top on the Politics tab. (Alternative: Drew creates a special contest thread that always sits on top. HEY DREW!)

I'll tabulate all entries on a spreadsheet (again, see below).

Rules:

- Anyone wanting to contribute one or more months of Total Fark just make a post stating so. I'll notate in on the Excel spreadsheet I'll put together.

- On the predictions, you can revise your guess AT any time. Excel will find duplicates in the tabulated LIST and toss out the old one.

- Deadline for entries is 12 midnight of the day BEFORE election day (Fark Timestamp Time).

- CLOSEST guess wins.

- in case of a tie with the same numbers, the Fark datestamped EARLIEST guess wins.
(Note: this could penalize you for revising your early guess at a later time.)

- in case of a tie which brackets the official Electoral College result
(i.e.: O: 270 R: 268, and O: 268 R: 270 with the actual result being O: 269 R: 269)
the prize will be split in half. Any odd month to go to the earliest time stamp.

- I'll occasionally post a list of entries and donations, in alphabetical order, and people can tell me if I missed any.

- I'll copy/paste the:
(1) final list of all entries onto one or more posts on the last (or official) thread,
(2) copy/paste the list of all Total Fark month donations, and who made them,
(3) divide up, between the winners, ...


Hey man, it's not that I don't like your contest, it's just that hijacking threads like this isn't the best way to go about it
 
2012-10-20 12:15:52 AM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Join the fun


put me down for O: 295, R: 243
 
2012-10-20 12:17:19 AM  
i219.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-20 12:18:36 AM  
You know who else put swastikas on buildings?
 
2012-10-20 12:19:15 AM  

Lee Jackson Beauregard: [i219.photobucket.com image 500x840]


Technically he can be at least two, but that does disregard the point.
 
2012-10-20 12:20:03 AM  
Silly Jesus (farkied: Jesus must indeed seem silly to this guy): fascist hurr durr burr

i179.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-20 12:20:39 AM  
How long till these assholes burn down the Reichstag again?
 
2012-10-20 12:23:04 AM  

tinyarena: You know who else put swastikas on buildings?


farm1.staticflickr.com

The FTA godwined. We ALL Godwin.
 
2012-10-20 12:23:34 AM  
Damn Teabaggers.
 
2012-10-20 12:24:49 AM  

tinyarena: You know who else put swastikas on buildings?


blog.foreignpolicy.com

Oh, wait, that's a building shaped like a swastika...not the same
 
2012-10-20 12:24:51 AM  

Silly Jesus:

Depending upon the percentages, yes. If the worst among your group is 70% then I'm going to just go ahead and lump you all together. If the worst is 1% then I won't.



Do you find that serves you well...lumping people all together based on data?
 
2012-10-20 12:26:04 AM  
bp1.blogger.com
 
2012-10-20 12:27:01 AM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Join the fun. Hey, there are only two guesses for a Romney win. Come on, there HAVE to be some Romney believers out there!


I was gonna post the same thing...that the most fascinating part about your contest is the almost complete lack of people who actually want to publicly say that Rmoney is gonna win...
 
2012-10-20 12:27:28 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Join the fun



Put me down for O: 286 and R: 252
 
2012-10-20 12:27:41 AM  

cman: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: This is the new thread for the Electoral College Results contest. Anyone up for a contest? There are already 34 Farkers who have joined. Winner gets two months of Total Fark (paid by me). If anyone else wants to chip in Total Fark months, just post how much you will pledge to buy the winner(s). Hey, someone might get a year of Total Fark. Or more!

The contest: post your best guess for the final OFFICIAL Electoral College votes. See the end of this post for the current 23 entries for examples.

We are continuing in this thread and when it gets "down" on the list of Politics threads I will announce the new thread it is jumping to, which will be near the top on the Politics tab. (Alternative: Drew creates a special contest thread that always sits on top. HEY DREW!)

Hey man, it's not that I don't like your contest, it's just that hijacking threads like this isn't the best way to go about it


Well, not really hijacking, just borrowing for one post, and the quicky posts of anyone who wants to join. I agree it's not the best way, and I've asked the mods to create a permanent (till the election) floating thread at the top of the Politics tab. So far, no response. Perhaps you (and others) could also ask?

But then again, doing it THIS way probably generates more page hits for them, for the ads, ya know...
 
2012-10-20 12:29:01 AM  

Silly Jesus: Why does everyone call Obama a socialist and a communist when the correct term would be fascist?

The mouth breathers draw the swastika because this

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x147]

is too difficult with spray paint.


www.periscopepost.com
 
2012-10-20 12:29:41 AM  
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
 
2012-10-20 12:39:29 AM  
This is news?
 
2012-10-20 12:41:32 AM  

Summoner101: intelligent comment below: Silly Jesus: Depending upon the percentages, yes. If the worst among your group is 70% then I'm going to just go ahead and lump you all together. If the worst is 1% then I won't.


And I bet you spend hours and hours researching your argument to find such statistics

It's a systemic problem, though. Almost 76% of statistics are made up on the spot!


As are 76% of intelligent comment below's babblings.
 
2012-10-20 12:43:02 AM  
Swastikas? o_O

Who would have thought this whole time, he was actually a sekrit Jew? We've got your number now, Baruch HILLEL Obamawitz!
 
2012-10-20 12:49:09 AM  
Would like to change my prediction.

Barack Hussein Obama: 305
Willard Mitt Romney: 233
 
2012-10-20 01:00:34 AM  
 
2012-10-20 01:02:22 AM  
I was worried that a circle jerk wouldn't happen

/i sound tired...right
//can't wait for a more clever retort
///if your retort contains a non sequitur...good jorb providing it
 
2012-10-20 01:05:29 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 394x400]

Racists, Shmacists.

It was probably just Ganesha again.

[www.anvari.org image 500x500]

*offers your god a peanut*


Please do not.
 
2012-10-20 01:11:31 AM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Join the fun. Hey, there are only two guesses for a Romney win. Come on, there HAVE to be some Romney believers out there!


Nope, but add me

291 Obama
237 Romney
 
2012-10-20 01:11:41 AM  

2wolves: I'm sure one of the super patriots will be along shortly to explain how this is all Mr. Obama's fault.


And I'm sure someone else will be along to explain how they know this was done by a racist member of the Tea Party .

i46.tinypic.com
 
2012-10-20 01:15:09 AM  

shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 600x450]


Well, that makes it OK.
 
2012-10-20 01:17:32 AM  
Well, I imagine that there are some leftists out there defacing Romney campaign offices in much the same way, so I have to imagine that both sides are the same. So vote imaginary Republican.
 
2012-10-20 01:17:53 AM  

Tarl3k: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Join the fun. Hey, there are only two guesses for a Romney win. Come on, there HAVE to be some Romney believers out there!

I was gonna post the same thing...that the most fascinating part about your contest is the almost complete lack of people who actually want to publicly say that Rmoney is gonna win...


Hedging their bets.
 
2012-10-20 01:20:34 AM  

A Dark Evil Omen: Well, I imagine that there are some leftists out there defacing Romney campaign offices in much the same way, so I have to imagine that both sides are the same. So vote imaginary Republican.


Didn't you see that pic where someone wrote "OBAMA" on a Romney sign??

Since it's well established fact that Obama is a nazi, his name is practically equivalent to a swastika, so it's totally just as bad.
 
2012-10-20 01:21:02 AM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: As are 76% of intelligent comment below's babblings.



How ironic coming from you. After weeks and weeks of beatdowns when ever you open your mouth and try to debate anything and everything you finally realize the only thing you're good at is spamming the website with your stupid poll
 
2012-10-20 01:23:19 AM  

dookdookdook: randomjsa: Amazing. In spite of all evidence to the contrary you're still sticking with the stupid idea that the Tea Party are the deranged group of terrorists?

Freedom fighter Darren Huff is a half-wit Georgia Militia birther goon in the news lately for being convicted of plotting a commando assault on the Monroe County courthouse in Tennessee, his mission being to punish a few lowly municipal employees for the sin of refusing to try to remove President Obama from office. He brought with him the usual violent nutjob accountrements such as an AK-47, a Colt .45 and several hundred rounds of ammunition, but according to the FBI's "Returned Property" document detailing the items that were given back to Huff after his arrest, he also apparently needed his trusty remote-controlled pink dildo and his DVD of "Tranny Hunter" to help him fulfill his crusader mandate from Jeebus.

And yes, before you ask, Huff was also chaplain of the Georgia Militia, for extra scary self-loathing, gun-wielding, secret tranny-loving Jesus freaks-and-their-tears-of-rage bonus points.

[gurukalehuru.files.wordpress.com image 652x360] 

btw, convicted


Why are you slandering him? That wasn't a dildo. It was a shoulder and neck massager. And the video was simply research material he was using in his investigation of teh ghey.
 
2012-10-20 01:27:11 AM  

Silly Jesus: Well, he is a fascist, and that's a fascist symbol. He should just embrace it already.


Silly Jesus: Why does everyone call Obama a socialist and a communist when the correct term would be fascist?


Silly Jesus: Isolated incident against Obama = OMGBBQ ALL REPUBLICANS ARE RACISMS

Isolated incident against Romney = Isolated incident by a wayward individual


Silly Jesus: Depending upon the percentages, yes. If the worst among your group is 70% then I'm going to just go ahead and lump you all together. If the worst is 1% then I won't.


Trollin' hard I see. Are you especially lonely tonight?
 
2012-10-20 01:39:47 AM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Join the fun. Hey, there are only two guesses for a Romney win. Come on, there HAVE to be some Romney believers out there!


Obama: 287
Romney: 251

What a fun idea. Thanks for organizing.
 
2012-10-20 01:41:20 AM  

saintstryfe: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Join the fun. Hey, there are only two guesses for a Romney win. Come on, there HAVE to be some Romney believers out there!

Nope, but add me

291 Obama
237 Romney


You're 10 short. Has to = 538.
 
2012-10-20 01:41:52 AM  

Vodka Zombie: They should leave it up. In fact, they should just leave it all in place. Leave the bullet pocked and shattered windows. Do nothing to fix it, and show the farking world the true depth American ignorance. Show this shiat on posters telling Republican voters that this bigotry is what they support and, through their own actions, it has become that which now defines them most.


You, I like. Good post.
 
2012-10-20 01:47:26 AM  

ongbok: dookdookdook: randomjsa: Amazing. In spite of all evidence to the contrary you're still sticking with the stupid idea that the Tea Party are the deranged group of terrorists?

Freedom fighter Darren Huff is a half-wit Georgia Militia birther goon in the news lately for being convicted of plotting a commando assault on the Monroe County courthouse in Tennessee, his mission being to punish a few lowly municipal employees for the sin of refusing to try to remove President Obama from office. He brought with him the usual violent nutjob accountrements such as an AK-47, a Colt .45 and several hundred rounds of ammunition, but according to the FBI's "Returned Property" document detailing the items that were given back to Huff after his arrest, he also apparently needed his trusty remote-controlled pink dildo and his DVD of "Tranny Hunter" to help him fulfill his crusader mandate from Jeebus.

And yes, before you ask, Huff was also chaplain of the Georgia Militia, for extra scary self-loathing, gun-wielding, secret tranny-loving Jesus freaks-and-their-tears-of-rage bonus points.

[gurukalehuru.files.wordpress.com image 652x360] 

btw, convicted

Why are you slandering him? That wasn't a dildo. It was a shoulder and neck massager. And the video was simply research material he was using in his investigation of teh ghey.


This subject is far more amusing than listening to Hoopido's new alt.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i284/boring7/Bridget/xin_5902041520 2 076465187.jpg
 
2012-10-20 01:48:01 AM  

TheBigJerk: ongbok: dookdookdook: randomjsa: Amazing. In spite of all evidence to the contrary you're still sticking with the stupid idea that the Tea Party are the deranged group of terrorists?

Freedom fighter Darren Huff is a half-wit Georgia Militia birther goon in the news lately for being convicted of plotting a commando assault on the Monroe County courthouse in Tennessee, his mission being to punish a few lowly municipal employees for the sin of refusing to try to remove President Obama from office. He brought with him the usual violent nutjob accountrements such as an AK-47, a Colt .45 and several hundred rounds of ammunition, but according to the FBI's "Returned Property" document detailing the items that were given back to Huff after his arrest, he also apparently needed his trusty remote-controlled pink dildo and his DVD of "Tranny Hunter" to help him fulfill his crusader mandate from Jeebus.

And yes, before you ask, Huff was also chaplain of the Georgia Militia, for extra scary self-loathing, gun-wielding, secret tranny-loving Jesus freaks-and-their-tears-of-rage bonus points.

[gurukalehuru.files.wordpress.com image 652x360] 

btw, convicted

Why are you slandering him? That wasn't a dildo. It was a shoulder and neck massager. And the video was simply research material he was using in his investigation of teh ghey.

This subject is far more amusing than listening to Hoopido's new alt.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i284/boring7/Bridget/xin_5902041520 2 076465187.jpg


Whoops,
i75.photobucket.com
 
x23
2012-10-20 01:51:50 AM  

Silly Jesus: Well, he is a fascist, and that's a fascist symbol. He should just embrace it already.


you are boring. and tiresome. i'd say to try harder... but i think discourse would be improved if you stopped trying at all.
 
x23
2012-10-20 01:53:18 AM  

jjorsett: 2wolves: I'm sure one of the super patriots will be along shortly to explain how this is all Mr. Obama's fault.

And I'm sure someone else will be along to explain how they know this was done by a racist member of the Tea Party .

[i46.tinypic.com image 300x225]


occams razor?
 
2012-10-20 02:19:49 AM  
283 - Obama
255 - Romney
 
2012-10-20 02:25:08 AM  
Just Another OC Homeless Guy:

I'll take O 279 and R 259
 
2012-10-20 02:26:26 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: *sigh*

I remember when FARK had witty, articulate right-wingers...

No seriously!! It used to be a thing!


Half of them turned into closet Democrats. The rest lost heart.
 
2012-10-20 02:27:11 AM  

Somacandra: It was probably just Ganesha again.


He...looks like a Republican.
 
2012-10-20 02:37:12 AM  
Just Another OC Homeless Guy:



Can I have
O-306
R-232
Please ?
 
2012-10-20 02:38:18 AM  
I agree with leaving it as is to let the shameful act sink in and not let the perp get the thrill of knowing time and money was spent to clean up his mess. He's probaably waiting for that so he can do it again. HA HA!!! (Moron)

Help me farkers. What should I do with the "Save Medicare - Vote Democrat" and "Obama/Biden" bumperstickers I got after donating? I'm a federal employee and Air National Guardsmen (woman) so I can't be openly political. Plus my car is too pretty to besmirch with any bumper sticker (I didn't even put the "I'm proud of my Eagle Scout" one on - BAD MOM). Should I slap it in a public place? On the bumper of a shiatmobile full of jerkwad bumperstickers? Ideas?
 
2012-10-20 02:38:20 AM  
Just Another OC Homeless Guy:

Oops put me down for O 293 and R 245

instead of O 279 and R 259 (accidentally picked Arizona going blue)
 
2012-10-20 03:03:21 AM  
Mr. "Homeless" Guy has still failed to explain how he can hand out money to people while also claiming to be homeless and living in his truck with trailer in Orange County, CA.
 
2012-10-20 03:25:52 AM  
maybe colorado needs a tag---covered in blood
 
2012-10-20 03:31:29 AM  

intelligent comment below: Mr. "Homeless" Guy has still failed to explain how he can hand out money to people while also claiming to be homeless and living in his truck with trailer in Orange County, CA.


You do realize the OC is in SoCal, right? Rent down there is atrocious. So is trying to buy a house in a decent neighborhood. It is very easy to be homeless and gainfully employed in SoCal. I moved to NorCal for a reason. I got very tired of paying $850/mo (not including water) for a bachelor apartment in a dicey neighborhood more than 20 years ago. The same apartment up here is much less money even today, but so are the wages. It's kind of a wash (but at least the water up here is cheap).

It is not difficult to have a decent job and still not have stable housing in SoCal. You're probably better off if you live in a vehicle, know where to go for showering, etc and are good at blending in/hiding. You're probably safer as well. People like OC for home invasion robbery purposes. There's a large Asian population there and they tend to keep a lot of cash around. You're definitely safer in a vehicle than in a house or apartment, especially if you're anywhere near Little Saigon.
 
2012-10-20 03:42:43 AM  

I Browse: Silly Jesus: Isolated incident against Obama = OMGBBQ ALL REPUBLICANS ARE RACISMS

Isolated incident against Romney = Isolated incident by a wayward individual


So what you're saying is...we shouldn't judge a group of people based on the actions of the worst among them. Would that be a fair statement?


Well, they nominated Romney, it's only fair to judge them by him.
 
2012-10-20 03:45:05 AM  

pacified: maybe colorado needs a tag---covered in blood


fark the extremists... I already voted Obama, and I voted to legalize pot... idgaf what the old farking nitwits think... their brand of racism and homophobia will die off soon enough.
 
2012-10-20 04:04:46 AM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Silly Jesus: Well, he is a fascist, and that's a fascist symbol. He should just embrace it already.

Silly Jesus: Why does everyone call Obama a socialist and a communist when the correct term would be fascist?

Silly Jesus: Isolated incident against Obama = OMGBBQ ALL REPUBLICANS ARE RACISMS

Isolated incident against Romney = Isolated incident by a wayward individual

Silly Jesus: Depending upon the percentages, yes. If the worst among your group is 70% then I'm going to just go ahead and lump you all together. If the worst is 1% then I won't.

Trollin' hard I see. Are you especially lonely tonight?


Sling enough shiat SOMETHING'S gotta stick. Right? Please? Maybe?
 
2012-10-20 04:10:01 AM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: You do realize the OC is in SoCal, right? Rent down there is atrocious. So is trying to buy a house in a decent neighborhood. It is very easy to be homeless and gainfully employed in SoCal. I moved to NorCal for a reason. I got very tired of paying $850/mo (not including water) for a bachelor apartment in a dicey neighborhood more than 20 years ago. The same apartment up here is much less money even today, but so are the wages. It's kind of a wash (but at least the water up here is cheap).

It is not difficult to have a decent job and still not have stable housing in SoCal. You're probably better off if you live in a vehicle, know where to go for showering, etc and are good at blending in/hiding. You're probably safer as well. People like OC for home invasion robbery purposes. There's a large Asian population there and they tend to keep a lot of cash around. You're definitely safer in a vehicle than in a house or apartment, especially if you're anywhere near Little Saigon.



Sure you could have gone with that. But he went full derp. He's homeless, has a wife, steals wifi when he parks near a Starbucks (which seems to be every night since he trolls 24/7 on Fark) and apparently is old enough to remember and have voted in the Carter election.

Orange County is cheap when you go inland by the way. Not everything is like the tv show. That's like saying LA is expensive because houses in Beverly Hills are overpriced.
 
2012-10-20 04:19:53 AM  

TheBigJerk: TheBigJerk: ongbok: dookdookdook: randomjsa: Amazing. In spite of all evidence to the contrary you're still sticking with the stupid idea that the Tea Party are the deranged group of terrorists?

Freedom fighter Darren Huff is a half-wit Georgia Militia birther goon in the news lately for being convicted of plotting a commando assault on the Monroe County courthouse in Tennessee, his mission being to punish a few lowly municipal employees for the sin of refusing to try to remove President Obama from office. He brought with him the usual violent nutjob accountrements such as an AK-47, a Colt .45 and several hundred rounds of ammunition, but according to the FBI's "Returned Property" document detailing the items that were given back to Huff after his arrest, he also apparently needed his trusty remote-controlled pink dildo and his DVD of "Tranny Hunter" to help him fulfill his crusader mandate from Jeebus.

And yes, before you ask, Huff was also chaplain of the Georgia Militia, for extra scary self-loathing, gun-wielding, secret tranny-loving Jesus freaks-and-their-tears-of-rage bonus points.

[gurukalehuru.files.wordpress.com image 652x360] 

btw, convicted

Why are you slandering him? That wasn't a dildo. It was a shoulder and neck massager. And the video was simply research material he was using in his investigation of teh ghey.

This subject is far more amusing than listening to Hoopido's new alt.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i284/boring7/Bridget/xin_5902041520 2 076465187.jpg

Whoops,


i75.photobucket.com

The one on the left is an excellent example of why traps need to wear bracelets and bangles to hide the man wrists.
 
2012-10-20 04:26:12 AM  
I'm gonna go with 281 Obama, 257 Romney. Obama wins OH, NH, IA and NV while losing VA, FL, CO.
 
2012-10-20 04:44:24 AM  

randomjsa: Amazing. In spite of all evidence to the contrary you're still sticking with the stupid idea that the Tea Party are the deranged group of terrorists? Putting aside the fact that it was OWS who actually tried to commit an act of terrorism there's a very good reason that OWS members were getting arrested and the Tea Party people were not.

And no, take off that tin foil hat because that's not because of some evil conspiracy out there to make OWS look bad and protect the evil overlords.

Twitter has exploded with threats of violence if Obama loses the election, but I'm guessing all those people were not OWS members nor supported them, right? Never mind all that of course, somebody vandalizes a campaign office and we come to the snap decision that every nasty little thing we wanted to believe about the Tea Party is true.


Since you're well known to be a compulsive liar, I just assume the truth is always the exact opposite of what you say.
 
2012-10-20 05:44:49 AM  
This is due to the lack of O2 up there, right?
 
2012-10-20 05:58:39 AM  

cman: I like how they automatically blame the Tea Party due to stereotypes. It's kind of like when racists blame a shooting down the street on a black man due to stereotypes.


Not exactly, but in its own way just as bad. Whats worse now is that they even allow a headline like this to be greenlit.
 
2012-10-20 06:16:34 AM  

Gordon Bennett: TheBigJerk: TheBigJerk: ongbok: dookdookdook: randomjsa: Amazing. In spite of all evidence to the contrary you're still sticking with the stupid idea that the Tea Party are the deranged group of terrorists?

Freedom fighter Darren Huff is a half-wit Georgia Militia birther goon in the news lately for being convicted of plotting a commando assault on the Monroe County courthouse in Tennessee, his mission being to punish a few lowly municipal employees for the sin of refusing to try to remove President Obama from office. He brought with him the usual violent nutjob accountrements such as an AK-47, a Colt .45 and several hundred rounds of ammunition, but according to the FBI's "Returned Property" document detailing the items that were given back to Huff after his arrest, he also apparently needed his trusty remote-controlled pink dildo and his DVD of "Tranny Hunter" to help him fulfill his crusader mandate from Jeebus.

And yes, before you ask, Huff was also chaplain of the Georgia Militia, for extra scary self-loathing, gun-wielding, secret tranny-loving Jesus freaks-and-their-tears-of-rage bonus points.

[gurukalehuru.files.wordpress.com image 652x360] 

btw, convicted

Why are you slandering him? That wasn't a dildo. It was a shoulder and neck massager. And the video was simply research material he was using in his investigation of teh ghey.

This subject is far more amusing than listening to Hoopido's new alt.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i284/boring7/Bridget/xin_5902041520 2 076465187.jpg

Whoops,


[i75.photobucket.com image 400x328]

The one on the left is an excellent example of why traps need to wear bracelets and bangles to hide the man wrists.


Cute picture.. but you say it's a trap?
 
2012-10-20 06:57:59 AM  

Alphax: Cute picture.. but you say it's a trap?


I say it's five traps.
 
2012-10-20 07:13:27 AM  
Booby traps.
 
2012-10-20 07:41:06 AM  
Oh I geddit now.

SillyJesus thinks Obama is a White Supremacist.
 
2012-10-20 08:01:39 AM  

cabbyman: So has anyone actually found out who did this or are we all just using this:

[www.instructables.com image 500x469]


Stop being rational and get outraged.
 
2012-10-20 08:03:44 AM  

Kittypie070: Oh I geddit now.

SillyJesus thinks Obama is a White Supremacist.


No actual thinking was involved. More of a faith based Ponzi scheme.
 
2012-10-20 08:18:34 AM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: This is the new thread for the Electoral College Results contest.


I'll take:
O: 276
R: 262
 
2012-10-20 08:36:19 AM  

I Browse: Silly Jesus:

Depending upon the percentages, yes. If the worst among your group is 70% then I'm going to just go ahead and lump you all together. If the worst is 1% then I won't.


Do you find that serves you well...lumping people all together based on data?


Yep. It's how all humans operate. We categorize based on known information and experience. Psych 101 and all that.
 
2012-10-20 08:36:56 AM  

Lee Jackson Beauregard: Silly Jesus (farkied: Jesus must indeed seem silly to this guy): fascist hurr durr burr

[i179.photobucket.com image 320x173]


If it walks like a duck and so forth.
 
2012-10-20 08:39:01 AM  

x23: Silly Jesus: Well, he is a fascist, and that's a fascist symbol. He should just embrace it already.

you are boring. and tiresome. i'd say to try harder... but i think discourse would be improved if you stopped trying at all.


Excellent retort. Your posts excite me. Please post more.
 
2012-10-20 08:59:45 AM  
Hey guys, lets wait to see an investigation before we all freak out.
 
2012-10-20 09:08:26 AM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: This is the new thread for the Electoral College Results contest..


Obama 347 Romney 191
 
2012-10-20 09:12:51 AM  

Summoner101: Lionel Mandrake: Summoner101: intelligent comment below: Silly Jesus: Depending upon the percentages, yes. If the worst among your group is 70% then I'm going to just go ahead and lump you all together. If the worst is 1% then I won't.


And I bet you spend hours and hours researching your argument to find such statistics

It's a systemic problem, though. Almost 76% of statistics are made up on the spot!


That's only true 65% of the time.

But of that 65% of the time, it's correct all the time.


Million to one chances are successful nine times out of ten.

\but it has to be exactly a million to one.
\\and it just might work
 
2012-10-20 09:16:25 AM  
Just Another OC Homeless Guy: This is the new thread for the Electoral College Results contest..

Obama 836 Romney 47
 
2012-10-20 09:33:03 AM  

TofuTheAlmighty: cman: I like how they automatically blame the Tea Party due to stereotypes. It's kind of like when racists blame a shooting down the street on a black man due to stereotypes.

Tea partiers choose to be ignorant, malicious racists. No one chooses their skin color.


Lots of liberals also choose to be ignorant, malicious racists. Stupidity crosses all lines in equal parts.
 
2012-10-20 09:41:03 AM  

shotglasss: TofuTheAlmighty: cman: I like how they automatically blame the Tea Party due to stereotypes. It's kind of like when racists blame a shooting down the street on a black man due to stereotypes.

Tea partiers choose to be ignorant, malicious racists. No one chooses their skin color.

Lots of liberals also choose to be ignorant, malicious racists. Stupidity crosses all lines in equal parts.


Both sides are exactly equally bad. Got it.
 
2012-10-20 09:47:34 AM  

shotglasss: Stupidity crosses all lines in equal parts.


the creationist museum, nuff said.
 
2012-10-20 09:54:02 AM  

Barbecue Bob: I can be all libby lib n chit, but this happens on both sides.
Ignorance knows no party.


Now, now! We'll have none of your common sense up in here! We ahve an opportunity to bash the Tea Party and by God we're gonna take it!
 
2012-10-20 09:56:19 AM  

intelligent comment below: I Browse: Silly Jesus: Isolated incident against Obama = OMGBBQ ALL REPUBLICANS ARE RACISMS

Isolated incident against Romney = Isolated incident by a wayward individual


So what you're saying is...we shouldn't judge a group of people based on the actions of the worst among them. Would that be a fair statement?


Unless they're a Muslim


Well, radical Muslims, fudimentalist Cristians, Texas Longhorn fans, you know; fanatics.
 
2012-10-20 10:03:28 AM  
meh, call me when something actually happens. This is small time shiat and could have been perpetrated by bored teenagers.
 
2012-10-20 10:07:42 AM  

Fer shiats and giggles:

Obama 257 Romney 281

 
2012-10-20 10:09:33 AM  
I would imagine the person who did this isn't very politically active...
 
2012-10-20 10:12:12 AM  

Silly Jesus: Isolated incident against Obama = OMGBBQ ALL REPUBLICANS ARE RACISMS


You're trying to convince the wrong people. Aim that reasoning towards the visible minorities at the 2012 RNC, and enjoy a game of "Where's Waldo" at the same time.
 
2012-10-20 10:18:42 AM  

x23: you are boring. and tiresome. i'd say to try harder...


He's trying as hard as he can..
 
2012-10-20 10:19:29 AM  
On the subject of political defacement:

Yesterday I saw an abomination, a Cadillac Escalade EXT truck, one of the most retarded vehicles I've ever laid eyes on. Seriously??? Oh yes it was neatly washed and shiny, and parked at a Carl Jr's.

www.cadillacforums.com

Just when you thought Cadillacs and Cadillac drivers couldn't get any worse ... man what kind of d-bag buys a car like this. And it had a giant "NOT AGAIN" sticker on the back. (With Obama symbol crossed out).  The owner must be thinking "here's my brand-new expensive douchey ride that is a monstrosity to the universe by its very existence, and I'm going to deface the truck's finish with a big f-you sticker."

and given the quality of that Carl Jr's, he probably later defaced his tighty-whities.
 
2012-10-20 10:32:39 AM  

Old enough to know better: And this is why we can't let Mittens win. I don't want the people who do shiat like this feeling smug in November.

 
2012-10-20 10:34:33 AM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: This is the new thread for the Electoral College Results contest. Anyone up for a contest?



I went public with Obama winning with 332 (Romney 206) a long, long time ago.
 
2012-10-20 10:37:48 AM  
Repukelicans/CONservatives are just swell!
 
2012-10-20 10:39:30 AM  
that's what makes America the "Greatest Country on Earth"- the Freedom to be a complete asshole and many will love you for it.
 
2012-10-20 10:40:51 AM  

intelligent comment below: Mr. "Homeless" Guy has still failed to explain how he can hand out money to people while also claiming to be homeless and living in his truck with trailer in Orange County, CA.


Good boy. You've progressed from being a Wizard ("I know you're lying") to asking an intelligible question. Which I will answer.

I "make" enough money on UI and the wife's disability to live fairly well WITHOUT paying $1100 to $1500 into the bottomless black hole called rent. We are now on the waiting list for Section 8, where I expect I will be able to find a place for well under $1000 a month (and where the government - thank you Mr. Taxpayer! - will be subsidizing a great deal of that. That, however, won't happen until probably next April. In the meantime, we kick back and watch the "busy people" watching us out of the corners of their eyes.

I use my laptop and the "free" resources of the libraries to look for work, my wife and I both read (a lot), I'm writing a novel, and mess around on the Internet. We go through mailbox trash at apartment complexes and fine Carl's, Jack in the Box and Del Taco coupons, and use the 2 for 1 ones to minimize food costs (found $900 in Del Taco coupons one week). We find more than we can use, so we hand them out to other homeless people that have money to afford even that. I do odd jobs, under the table. Some legal, some not so much.

Occasionally an accounting agency calls me with a temp job. The longest such lasted for 3 months, paid quite well, and "reset" my UI to a new claim (almost 4 years now of UI benefits - all perfectly legal due to new claims arising from temp jobs). These jobs are tough on the wife, since we live in the commute vehicle and she ends up in a parking lot somewhere all day long.

I consider ourselves blessed that we have a running vehicle with a camper shell and don't have to sleep in bushes or behind dumpsters (some friends of ours sleep in the backs of U-Haul trucks at a local rental place; no, the business doesn't know they are there - they are in after 9, out before 6). We are also blessed in having a source of income. Many homeless do not, and have no hope of finding jobs. This is often due to the cops "losing" their ID when they get busted. Ever tried to get new ID without a birth certificate?

Donating $10 for 2 months of Total Fark is trivial. It's two packs of cigs. We spend that much per week on recreational chemicals and the occasional movie. I can afford it.

Now go away and stop pestering me.
 
2012-10-20 11:11:11 AM  
they should really take this as an opportunity to thank the person for placing a symbol that for 3000 years represented life, the sun, power, strength, and good luck (thanks internet). Seriously don't let some fascist asshole ruin a perfectly good symbol.
 
2012-10-20 11:13:45 AM  

Girl From The North Country: What the hell do the put in the water in Colorado?


Fracking fluid
 
2012-10-20 11:25:11 AM  

Goetz: shotglasss: TofuTheAlmighty: cman: I like how they automatically blame the Tea Party due to stereotypes. It's kind of like when racists blame a shooting down the street on a black man due to stereotypes.

Tea partiers choose to be ignorant, malicious racists. No one chooses their skin color.

Lots of liberals also choose to be ignorant, malicious racists. Stupidity crosses all lines in equal parts.

Both sides are exactly equally bad. Got it.


Not exactly, the left side is worse, but the right side has dummies too.
 
2012-10-20 11:42:37 AM  

shotglasss: Goetz: shotglasss: TofuTheAlmighty: cman: I like how they automatically blame the Tea Party due to stereotypes. It's kind of like when racists blame a shooting down the street on a black man due to stereotypes.

Tea partiers choose to be ignorant, malicious racists. No one chooses their skin color.

Lots of liberals also choose to be ignorant, malicious racists. Stupidity crosses all lines in equal parts.

Both sides are exactly equally bad. Got it.

Not exactly, the left side is worse, but the right side has dummies too.


Yes, I can see that.
 
2012-10-20 11:47:44 AM  
 
2012-10-20 12:13:26 PM  
O-259
R-279
 
2012-10-20 12:16:37 PM  

mobile_home_refush: Girl From The North Country: What the hell do the put in the water in Colorado?

Bear shiat. It's just a myth about the "in the woods" thing.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-20 12:37:45 PM  

Barbecue Bob: I can be all libby lib n chit, but this happens on both sides.
Ignorance knows no party.


So true but in the fark world no Stacy Dash or Mia Love threads are allowed
 
Xai
2012-10-20 01:05:15 PM  
isn't this terrorism? doesn't that make the tea party a terrorist organisation?
 
2012-10-20 01:28:48 PM  
BlippityBleep 2012-10-20 11:11:11 AM

they should really take this as an opportunity to thank the person for placing a symbol that for 3000 years represented life, the sun, power, strength, and good luck (thanks internet). Seriously don't let some fascist asshole ruin a perfectly good symbol.

I has some nice blue ones my friends lent to me to play with.


2.bp.blogspot.com

/it has an informative clicky
 
2012-10-20 01:41:38 PM  
Meh. Since Roman times, there's always been some knucklehead who's iching to scrawl something nasty on somebody else's wall.
We don't really know who did this, and frankly, the typical member of the real Tea Party tires too easily to be heaving their massive haunches off the Hoveround and throwing up tags.
Most likely some disgruntled asshole with a snootful of cheap hooch.
That thing about a shot fired at a campaign office is worrisome, though. That's not just some asshole.
That's somebody who's at least willing to take the chance of killing somebody.
 
2012-10-20 01:57:17 PM  

jso2897: Meh. Since Roman times, there's always been some knucklehead who's iching to scrawl something nasty on somebody else's wall.


ROMANES EUNT DOMUS.
 
2012-10-20 02:08:21 PM  

Xai: isn't this terrorism?


Terrorism is a violent act against a civilian target with the intention of forcing a political agenda. Vandalism and property damage might be hate crimes in this context, but they fall well short of terrorism.

doesn't that make the tea party a terrorist organisation?

We don't have any evidence that this was orchestrated by a Tea-Party group. It's merely probable.
 
2012-10-20 02:39:25 PM  

cman: I like how they automatically blame the Tea Party due to stereotypes. It's kind of like when racists blame a shooting down the street on a black man due to stereotypes.


Easy, Measure how high the swastika is. You can only reach so high from the seat of a Jazzy.
 
2012-10-20 02:55:54 PM  
As far as predictions go, I'm taking the median of probabilities:
Obama 330, Romney 208
 
2012-10-20 03:41:59 PM  

Silly Jesus: Psych 101 and all that.


As if you ever stepped foot in a college classroom in your life
 
2012-10-20 03:42:31 PM  

fqhollis: Don't forget that there was a gunshot fired into the Obama campaign office in Denver just a few days ago. The derp is strong here.


Every day on my way to work, I pass a semi-trailer parked perpendicular to the highway that has a banner featuring a lot of derp about Obama coming on "like Cupid" who "must think we are all stupid".
 
2012-10-20 03:43:20 PM  

shotglasss: TofuTheAlmighty: cman: I like how they automatically blame the Tea Party due to stereotypes. It's kind of like when racists blame a shooting down the street on a black man due to stereotypes.

Tea partiers choose to be ignorant, malicious racists. No one chooses their skin color.

Lots of liberals also choose to be ignorant, malicious racists. Stupidity crosses all lines in equal parts.



Every other day when a new news story comes out about another conservative racist we keep hearing this. Yet we never actually see all these same stories but from liberals

So in other words, you're just a pathetic liar and claiming both sides are bad because it makes you feel better about your backwards opinions
 
2012-10-20 03:44:56 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: I "make" enough money on UI and the wife's disability



So you're a pathetic free loader. Got it
 
2012-10-20 03:46:03 PM  

Egalitarian: On the subject of political defacement:

Yesterday I saw an abomination, a Cadillac Escalade EXT truck, one of the most retarded vehicles I've ever laid eyes on. Seriously??? Oh yes it was neatly washed and shiny, and parked at a Carl Jr's.

[www.cadillacforums.com image 500x316]

Just when you thought Cadillacs and Cadillac drivers couldn't get any worse ... man what kind of d-bag buys a car like this. And it had a giant "NOT AGAIN" sticker on the back. (With Obama symbol crossed out).  The owner must be thinking "here's my brand-new expensive douchey ride that is a monstrosity to the universe by its very existence, and I'm going to deface the truck's finish with a big f-you sticker."

and given the quality of that Carl Jr's, he probably later defaced his tighty-whities.



Cadillac's are really popular now with the Hispanic population. They think buying a 5 year old base model and throwing some rims on it makes them baller like all the black rappers they strangely idolize.
 
2012-10-20 03:47:37 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Now go away and stop pestering me.



Strange considering you started lashing out at me. But now you tell your lie of a sob story and prove how worthless and lazy you really are, and now you want me to stop responding to your nonsense. Keep shilling for the GOP though, I bet they love someone who relies on unemployment and his wife on disability
 
2012-10-20 03:56:03 PM  
shouldnt it be a hammer and sickle, because, I mean, if you study it out, Obama is a commie, right ? study.it.out .
 
2012-10-20 04:05:24 PM  
Ditka: 178
Hurricane: -360
 
2012-10-20 04:23:54 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Alphax: Cute picture.. but you say it's a trap?

I say it's five traps.


Source said it was a transsexual beauty pageant in Thailand if memory serves.

i75.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-20 04:50:24 PM  

Kittypie070: BlippityBleep 2012-10-20 11:11:11 AM

they should really take this as an opportunity to thank the person for placing a symbol that for 3000 years represented life, the sun, power, strength, and good luck (thanks internet). Seriously don't let some fascist asshole ruin a perfectly good symbol.

I has some nice blue ones my friends lent to me to play with.


[2.bp.blogspot.com image 200x200]
/it has an informative clicky


Whoah that's neat! *bookmarked* Thanks Kitty!
 
2012-10-20 04:55:45 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: This is the new thread for the Electoral College Results contest. Anyone up for a contest? There are already 34 Farkers who have joined. Winner gets two months of Total Fark (paid by me). If anyone else wants to chip in Total Fark months, just post how much you will pledge to buy the winner(s). Hey, someone might get a year of Total Fark. Or more!
HERE IS MINE▶OBAMA 2⃣9⃣7⃣ ROMNEY 2⃣4⃣1⃣
The contest: post your best guess for the final OFFICIAL Electoral College votes. See the end of this post for the current 23 entries for examples.

We are continuing in this thread and when it gets "down" on the list of Politics threads I will announce the new thread it is jumping to, which will be near the top on the Politics tab. (Alternative: Drew creates a special contest thread that always sits on top. HEY DREW!)

I'll tabulate all entries on a spreadsheet (again, see below).

Rules:

- Anyone wanting to contribute one or more months of Total Fark just make a post stating so. I'll notate in on the Excel spreadsheet I'll put together.

- On the predictions, you can revise your guess AT any time. Excel will find duplicates in the tabulated LIST and toss out the old one.

- Deadline for entries is 12 midnight of the day BEFORE election day (Fark Timestamp Time).

- CLOSEST guess wins.

- in case of a tie with the same numbers, the Fark datestamped EARLIEST guess wins.
(Note: this could penalize you for revising your early guess at a later time.)

- in case of a tie which brackets the official Electoral College result
(i.e.: O: 270 R: 268, and O: 268 R: 270 with the actual result being O: 269 R: 269)
the prize will be split in half. Any odd month to go to the earliest time stamp.

- I'll occasionally post a list of entries and donations, in alphabetical order, and people can tell me if I missed any.

- I'll copy/paste the:
(1) final list of all entries onto one or more posts on the last (or official) thread,
(2) copy/paste the list of all Total Fark month donations, and who made them,
(3) divide up, between the winners, ...

 
2012-10-20 04:59:26 PM  

Altitude5280: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: This is the new thread for the Electoral College Results contest. Anyone up for a contest? There are already 34 Farkers who have joined. Winner gets two months of Total Fark (paid by me). If anyone else wants to chip in Total Fark months, just post how much you will pledge to buy the winner(s). Hey, someone might get a year of Total Fark. Or more!
HERE IS MINE▶OBAMA 2⃣9⃣7⃣ ROMNEY 2⃣4⃣1⃣
The contest: post your best guess for the final OFFICIAL Electoral College votes. See the end of this post for the current 23 entries for examples.

We are continuing in this thread and when it gets "down" on the list of Politics threads I will announce the new thread it is jumping to, which will be near the top on the Politics tab. (Alternative: Drew creates a special contest thread that always sits on top. HEY DREW!)

I'll tabulate all entries on a spreadsheet (again, see below).

Rules:

- Anyone wanting to contribute one or more months of Total Fark just make a post stating so. I'll notate in on the Excel spreadsheet I'll put together.

- On the predictions, you can revise your guess AT any time. Excel will find duplicates in the tabulated LIST and toss out the old one.

- Deadline for entries is 12 midnight of the day BEFORE election day (Fark Timestamp Time).

- CLOSEST guess wins.

- in case of a tie with the same numbers, the Fark datestamped EARLIEST guess wins.
(Note: this could penalize you for revising your early guess at a later time.)

- in case of a tie which brackets the official Electoral College result
(i.e.: O: 270 R: 268, and O: 268 R: 270 with the actual result being O: 269 R: 269)
the prize will be split in half. Any odd month to go to the earliest time stamp.

- I'll occasionally post a list of entries and donations, in alphabetical order, and people can tell me if I missed any.

- I'll copy/paste the:
(1) final list of all entries onto one or more posts on the last (or official) thread,
(2) copy/paste the list of all Total Fark mo ...


HERE IS MINE▶OBAMA 2⃣9⃣7⃣ ROMNEY 2⃣4⃣1⃣
 
2012-10-20 05:33:53 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: This is the new thread for the Electoral College Results contest. Anyone up for a contest? There are already 34 Farkers who have joined. Winner gets two months of Total Fark (paid by me). If anyone else wants to chip in Total Fark months, just post how much you will pledge to buy the winner(s). Hey, someone might get a year of Total Fark. Or more!


O - 282
R - 256

Ron Paul - 0

Thanks for putting this together. It makes one rational reason to hang out in the politics tab.
 
2012-10-20 05:40:26 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: jso2897: Meh. Since Roman times, there's always been some knucklehead who's iching to scrawl something nasty on somebody else's wall.

ROMANES EUNT DOMUS.


Fluorescent Testicle: jso2897: Meh. Since Roman times, there's always been some knucklehead who's iching to scrawl something nasty on somebody else's wall.

ROMANES EUNT DOMUS.


The people we call Romanes, they go the house? What the f**k is that supposed to mean?
 
2012-10-20 05:50:23 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: This is the new thread for the Electoral College Results contest. Anyone up for a contest? There are already 34 Farkers who have joined. Winner gets two months of Total Fark (paid by me). If anyone else wants to chip in Total Fark months, just post how much you will pledge to buy the winner(s). Hey, someone might get a year of Total Fark. Or more!

O - 282
R - 256

Ron Paul - 0

Thanks for putting this together. It makes one rational reason to hang out in the politics tab.


Yep. Nothing anyone says here is gonna change the election, and it was just getting too damned intense. Lighten up, people.
 
2012-10-20 05:53:11 PM  

TheBigJerk: Gordon Bennett: Alphax: Cute picture.. but you say it's a trap?

I say it's five traps.

Source said it was a transsexual beauty pageant in Thailand if memory serves.

[i75.photobucket.com image 640x512]


I don't see the reason why men get skeeved out if it's a transexual they're ogling. When I ogle women I'm not ogling the vulva. I'm ogling the femininity. If a beautiful women turns out to have a penis... oh well, I'll live.
 
2012-10-20 06:01:31 PM  

Mrbogey: TheBigJerk: Gordon Bennett: Alphax: Cute picture.. but you say it's a trap?

I say it's five traps.

Source said it was a transsexual beauty pageant in Thailand if memory serves.

[i75.photobucket.com image 640x512]

I don't see the reason why men get skeeved out if it's a transexual they're ogling. When I ogle women I'm not ogling the vulva. I'm ogling the femininity. If a beautiful women turns out to have a penis... oh well, I'll live.


LOL! Wife and I know a young "lady," thru a 3rd party, who is a pre-op TS. Very nice person, quite pretty, very intelligent (her entire life, though, has been skewed by her mental/emotional gender issues which, she says, she remembers from her earliest days as a child). She says she's had, over the years, several previously straight intimate boyfriends who got intrigued by her extra "charms."
 
2012-10-20 06:53:14 PM  
Only racists would object to such freedom of expression.
 
2012-10-20 07:00:53 PM  
Ah, what the hell, I'll even mix it up a bit:

O: 286, R: 249, and three cases of electors who go for RON PAUL anyways = 538
 
2012-10-20 07:15:55 PM  
I was wondering what Maurice Schwenkler has been up to. Haven't heard from him in a while.
 
2012-10-20 07:34:04 PM  
Welcome to Beautiful Conifer, Colorado*

*We wanted to name our town after the Colorado Blue Spruce(TM)
but it was copyrighted by Monsanto, so we went generic instead.

We hope you don't mind. 
 
2012-10-20 07:50:38 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Mrbogey: TheBigJerk: Gordon Bennett: Alphax: Cute picture.. but you say it's a trap?

I say it's five traps.

Source said it was a transsexual beauty pageant in Thailand if memory serves.

[i75.photobucket.com image 640x512]

I don't see the reason why men get skeeved out if it's a transexual they're ogling. When I ogle women I'm not ogling the vulva. I'm ogling the femininity. If a beautiful women turns out to have a penis... oh well, I'll live.

LOL! Wife and I know a young "lady," thru a 3rd party, who is a pre-op TS. Very nice person, quite pretty, very intelligent (her entire life, though, has been skewed by her mental/emotional gender issues which, she says, she remembers from her earliest days as a child). She says she's had, over the years, several previously straight intimate boyfriends who got intrigued by her extra "charms."


Well you see she cannot carry my potent seed and produce genetic payloads that will satisfy my instinct to compete and succeed evolutionarily. Also I'm afraid of penises not my own and feel the need to run from or attack them.

No wait, that's homophobes, I just like making sex jokes. Such as...

"A hot chick is a hot chick, even if she has a penis." -Ghastly
 
2012-10-20 07:59:07 PM  
Obama: 254
Romney: 255
Not counted until June, 2013: 29*
Total: 538

Winner: Romney when all Democratic votes are excluded by the Supreme Court on suspicion of voting while black. (This only affects 1.2% of the Republican votes.)

*Florida. The only state that is redneck enough and big enough to guarantee a screw-up the whole system of semi-, qualified represenational democracy in favor of the Conservative White Religious Wing-Nutter minority.

No, but seriously:

Obama: 286
Romney: 252
Total: 538

While the Republicans will continue their campaign to deprive enough Americans of the vote to allow 15% of the population to own a lock on the Electoral College, which was specifically designed and created to allow 15% of the population to tyrannize over the other 85%.
 
2012-10-20 08:22:44 PM  

Kittypie070: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: This is the new thread for the Electoral College Results contest..

Obama 836 Romney 47


I'll take kittie's odds +- 1
 
2012-10-20 08:53:42 PM  

shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 600x450]


I've seen you post this picture several times in the past couple days, while saying absolutely nothing about it. What exactly is your point?
 
2012-10-20 09:11:13 PM  
WTF I thought Colorada was going to be the first state that legalizes weed. Man this guy could sure use some, sounds like.
 
2012-10-20 09:53:06 PM  
As of 10/20/2012, 6:44PM: 

i48.tinypic.com 

Cool, it worked.

Above is a visual of all 53 predictions so far submitted. Note the two "outliers" below the 538 line. These are the submissions of saintstryfe (291 + 237 = 528) and Great Porn Dragon (286 + 249 = 535). In the case of Great Porn Dragon, he wants 3 for Paul; saintstryfe may be a math error, but until/unless he reposts I am assuming the missing 10 are also for Paul.
 
2012-10-20 10:46:10 PM  

jso2897: Fluorescent Testicle: jso2897: Meh. Since Roman times, there's always been some knucklehead who's iching to scrawl something nasty on somebody else's wall.

ROMANES EUNT DOMUS.

Fluorescent Testicle: jso2897: Meh. Since Roman times, there's always been some knucklehead who's iching to scrawl something nasty on somebody else's wall.

ROMANES EUNT DOMUS.

The people we call Romanes, they go the house? What the f**k is that supposed to mean?


Link
 
2012-10-20 11:01:20 PM  

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: As of 10/20/2012, 6:44PM: 

[i48.tinypic.com image 403x360] 

Cool, it worked.

Above is a visual of all 53 predictions so far submitted. Note the two "outliers" below the 538 line. These are the submissions of saintstryfe (291 + 237 = 528) and Great Porn Dragon (286 + 249 = 535). In the case of Great Porn Dragon, he wants 3 for Paul; saintstryfe may be a math error, but until/unless he reposts I am assuming the missing 10 are also for Paul.


It's not that I WANT 3 for Paul, it's more of "there's been JUST enough rumours of potentially unfaithful Republican electors that aren't fond of Rmoney that I'm not going to be shocked if some go Paultard--but not enough to throw the election". :D (And yeah, I know, I bugger stuff up, but was hoping for some variety.)
 
2012-10-21 12:30:08 AM  
Hey Homeless, you done forgot MY numbers.
 
2012-10-21 12:46:40 AM  

Kittypie070: Hey Homeless, you done forgot MY numbers.


Help me out here. Do the extra 345 Obama Electors come from Chicago graveyards. or will trhey be dancing around enough to get counted twice?
 
2012-10-21 01:10:10 AM  
Given the grumblings of Teahadists and other bigoted/racist/stupid "2nd amendment solution" nuts out there, I hope the Secret Service has their act together if Obama is reelected.

Hopefully, its the typical indignant bluster of fools, but events like this are not encouraging. Never underestimate the danger of pissed off delusional/stupid people with guns.
 
2012-10-21 01:12:56 AM  

nmemkha: Given the grumblings of Teahadists and other bigoted/racist/stupid "2nd amendment solution" nuts out there, I hope the Secret Service has their act together if Obama is reelected.

Hopefully, its the typical indignant bluster of fools, but events like this are not encouraging. Never underestimate the danger of pissed off delusional/stupid people with guns.


Aw come on, they're Freemen.
 
2012-10-21 01:13:56 AM  
Whoops forgot a space there. I guess I'd better come armed next time.
/derp
 
2012-10-21 05:06:31 AM  
Freemen? Uh oh, watch out for the Weirding way..
 
2012-10-21 01:00:35 PM  
In 2009 during a Tea Party rally held to oppose the stimulus package on the day Obama signed the bill, a participant waved a sign bearing a swastika in the "O" of Obama's name.

And then, they waited three years so they could spray paint a door in the middle of the night.

Oh Fark, you amuse me so.
 
2012-10-21 02:08:02 PM  
No where in the article does it say who was responsible for the vandalism. They reference an incident three years ago where a tea party member had a swastika on a sign combined with Obama's name, but that isn't journalism, that's a clear case of propaganda, causing readers with low intelligence to make the illogical leap to connect the incidents.
 
2012-10-21 04:20:37 PM  

OgreMagi: No where in the article does it say who was responsible for the vandalism. They reference an incident three years ago where a tea party member had a swastika on a sign combined with Obama's name, but that isn't journalism, that's a clear case of propaganda, causing readers with low intelligence to make the illogical leap to connect the incidents.


barneyfifesbullet: In 2009 during a Tea Party rally held to oppose the stimulus package on the day Obama signed the bill, a participant waved a sign bearing a swastika in the "O" of Obama's name.

And then, they waited three years so they could spray paint a door in the middle of the night.

Oh Fark, you amuse me so.



Don't worry guys it was just a false flag operation. There are no white power racists in the modern day Republican party nor does the party pander to the idea of white power.
 
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