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2012-10-20 10:32:39 AM

Old enough to know better: And this is why we can't let Mittens win. I don't want the people who do shiat like this feeling smug in November.

 
2012-10-20 10:34:33 AM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: This is the new thread for the Electoral College Results contest. Anyone up for a contest?



I went public with Obama winning with 332 (Romney 206) a long, long time ago.
 
2012-10-20 10:37:48 AM
Repukelicans/CONservatives are just swell!
 
2012-10-20 10:39:30 AM
that's what makes America the "Greatest Country on Earth"- the Freedom to be a complete asshole and many will love you for it.
 
2012-10-20 10:40:51 AM

intelligent comment below: Mr. "Homeless" Guy has still failed to explain how he can hand out money to people while also claiming to be homeless and living in his truck with trailer in Orange County, CA.


Good boy. You've progressed from being a Wizard ("I know you're lying") to asking an intelligible question. Which I will answer.

I "make" enough money on UI and the wife's disability to live fairly well WITHOUT paying $1100 to $1500 into the bottomless black hole called rent. We are now on the waiting list for Section 8, where I expect I will be able to find a place for well under $1000 a month (and where the government - thank you Mr. Taxpayer! - will be subsidizing a great deal of that. That, however, won't happen until probably next April. In the meantime, we kick back and watch the "busy people" watching us out of the corners of their eyes.

I use my laptop and the "free" resources of the libraries to look for work, my wife and I both read (a lot), I'm writing a novel, and mess around on the Internet. We go through mailbox trash at apartment complexes and fine Carl's, Jack in the Box and Del Taco coupons, and use the 2 for 1 ones to minimize food costs (found $900 in Del Taco coupons one week). We find more than we can use, so we hand them out to other homeless people that have money to afford even that. I do odd jobs, under the table. Some legal, some not so much.

Occasionally an accounting agency calls me with a temp job. The longest such lasted for 3 months, paid quite well, and "reset" my UI to a new claim (almost 4 years now of UI benefits - all perfectly legal due to new claims arising from temp jobs). These jobs are tough on the wife, since we live in the commute vehicle and she ends up in a parking lot somewhere all day long.

I consider ourselves blessed that we have a running vehicle with a camper shell and don't have to sleep in bushes or behind dumpsters (some friends of ours sleep in the backs of U-Haul trucks at a local rental place; no, the business doesn't know they are there - they are in after 9, out before 6). We are also blessed in having a source of income. Many homeless do not, and have no hope of finding jobs. This is often due to the cops "losing" their ID when they get busted. Ever tried to get new ID without a birth certificate?

Donating $10 for 2 months of Total Fark is trivial. It's two packs of cigs. We spend that much per week on recreational chemicals and the occasional movie. I can afford it.

Now go away and stop pestering me.
 
2012-10-20 11:11:11 AM
they should really take this as an opportunity to thank the person for placing a symbol that for 3000 years represented life, the sun, power, strength, and good luck (thanks internet). Seriously don't let some fascist asshole ruin a perfectly good symbol.
 
2012-10-20 11:13:45 AM

Girl From The North Country: What the hell do the put in the water in Colorado?


Fracking fluid
 
2012-10-20 11:25:11 AM

Goetz: shotglasss: TofuTheAlmighty: cman: I like how they automatically blame the Tea Party due to stereotypes. It's kind of like when racists blame a shooting down the street on a black man due to stereotypes.

Tea partiers choose to be ignorant, malicious racists. No one chooses their skin color.

Lots of liberals also choose to be ignorant, malicious racists. Stupidity crosses all lines in equal parts.

Both sides are exactly equally bad. Got it.


Not exactly, the left side is worse, but the right side has dummies too.
 
2012-10-20 11:42:37 AM

shotglasss: Goetz: shotglasss: TofuTheAlmighty: cman: I like how they automatically blame the Tea Party due to stereotypes. It's kind of like when racists blame a shooting down the street on a black man due to stereotypes.

Tea partiers choose to be ignorant, malicious racists. No one chooses their skin color.

Lots of liberals also choose to be ignorant, malicious racists. Stupidity crosses all lines in equal parts.

Both sides are exactly equally bad. Got it.

Not exactly, the left side is worse, but the right side has dummies too.


Yes, I can see that.
 
2012-10-20 11:47:44 AM
 
2012-10-20 12:13:26 PM
O-259
R-279
 
2012-10-20 12:16:37 PM

mobile_home_refush: Girl From The North Country: What the hell do the put in the water in Colorado?

Bear shiat. It's just a myth about the "in the woods" thing.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-20 12:37:45 PM

Barbecue Bob: I can be all libby lib n chit, but this happens on both sides.
Ignorance knows no party.


So true but in the fark world no Stacy Dash or Mia Love threads are allowed
 
Xai
2012-10-20 01:05:15 PM
isn't this terrorism? doesn't that make the tea party a terrorist organisation?
 
2012-10-20 01:28:48 PM
BlippityBleep 2012-10-20 11:11:11 AM

they should really take this as an opportunity to thank the person for placing a symbol that for 3000 years represented life, the sun, power, strength, and good luck (thanks internet). Seriously don't let some fascist asshole ruin a perfectly good symbol.

I has some nice blue ones my friends lent to me to play with.


2.bp.blogspot.com

/it has an informative clicky
 
2012-10-20 01:41:38 PM
Meh. Since Roman times, there's always been some knucklehead who's iching to scrawl something nasty on somebody else's wall.
We don't really know who did this, and frankly, the typical member of the real Tea Party tires too easily to be heaving their massive haunches off the Hoveround and throwing up tags.
Most likely some disgruntled asshole with a snootful of cheap hooch.
That thing about a shot fired at a campaign office is worrisome, though. That's not just some asshole.
That's somebody who's at least willing to take the chance of killing somebody.
 
2012-10-20 01:57:17 PM

jso2897: Meh. Since Roman times, there's always been some knucklehead who's iching to scrawl something nasty on somebody else's wall.


ROMANES EUNT DOMUS.
 
2012-10-20 02:08:21 PM

Xai: isn't this terrorism?


Terrorism is a violent act against a civilian target with the intention of forcing a political agenda. Vandalism and property damage might be hate crimes in this context, but they fall well short of terrorism.

doesn't that make the tea party a terrorist organisation?

We don't have any evidence that this was orchestrated by a Tea-Party group. It's merely probable.
 
2012-10-20 02:39:25 PM

cman: I like how they automatically blame the Tea Party due to stereotypes. It's kind of like when racists blame a shooting down the street on a black man due to stereotypes.


Easy, Measure how high the swastika is. You can only reach so high from the seat of a Jazzy.
 
2012-10-20 02:55:54 PM
As far as predictions go, I'm taking the median of probabilities:
Obama 330, Romney 208
 
2012-10-20 03:41:59 PM

Silly Jesus: Psych 101 and all that.


As if you ever stepped foot in a college classroom in your life
 
2012-10-20 03:42:31 PM

fqhollis: Don't forget that there was a gunshot fired into the Obama campaign office in Denver just a few days ago. The derp is strong here.


Every day on my way to work, I pass a semi-trailer parked perpendicular to the highway that has a banner featuring a lot of derp about Obama coming on "like Cupid" who "must think we are all stupid".
 
2012-10-20 03:43:20 PM

shotglasss: TofuTheAlmighty: cman: I like how they automatically blame the Tea Party due to stereotypes. It's kind of like when racists blame a shooting down the street on a black man due to stereotypes.

Tea partiers choose to be ignorant, malicious racists. No one chooses their skin color.

Lots of liberals also choose to be ignorant, malicious racists. Stupidity crosses all lines in equal parts.



Every other day when a new news story comes out about another conservative racist we keep hearing this. Yet we never actually see all these same stories but from liberals

So in other words, you're just a pathetic liar and claiming both sides are bad because it makes you feel better about your backwards opinions
 
2012-10-20 03:44:56 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: I "make" enough money on UI and the wife's disability



So you're a pathetic free loader. Got it
 
2012-10-20 03:46:03 PM

Egalitarian: On the subject of political defacement:

Yesterday I saw an abomination, a Cadillac Escalade EXT truck, one of the most retarded vehicles I've ever laid eyes on. Seriously??? Oh yes it was neatly washed and shiny, and parked at a Carl Jr's.

[www.cadillacforums.com image 500x316]

Just when you thought Cadillacs and Cadillac drivers couldn't get any worse ... man what kind of d-bag buys a car like this. And it had a giant "NOT AGAIN" sticker on the back. (With Obama symbol crossed out).  The owner must be thinking "here's my brand-new expensive douchey ride that is a monstrosity to the universe by its very existence, and I'm going to deface the truck's finish with a big f-you sticker."

and given the quality of that Carl Jr's, he probably later defaced his tighty-whities.



Cadillac's are really popular now with the Hispanic population. They think buying a 5 year old base model and throwing some rims on it makes them baller like all the black rappers they strangely idolize.
 
2012-10-20 03:47:37 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Now go away and stop pestering me.



Strange considering you started lashing out at me. But now you tell your lie of a sob story and prove how worthless and lazy you really are, and now you want me to stop responding to your nonsense. Keep shilling for the GOP though, I bet they love someone who relies on unemployment and his wife on disability
 
2012-10-20 03:56:03 PM
shouldnt it be a hammer and sickle, because, I mean, if you study it out, Obama is a commie, right ? study.it.out .
 
2012-10-20 04:05:24 PM
Ditka: 178
Hurricane: -360
 
2012-10-20 04:23:54 PM

Gordon Bennett: Alphax: Cute picture.. but you say it's a trap?

I say it's five traps.


Source said it was a transsexual beauty pageant in Thailand if memory serves.

i75.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-20 04:50:24 PM

Kittypie070: BlippityBleep 2012-10-20 11:11:11 AM

they should really take this as an opportunity to thank the person for placing a symbol that for 3000 years represented life, the sun, power, strength, and good luck (thanks internet). Seriously don't let some fascist asshole ruin a perfectly good symbol.

I has some nice blue ones my friends lent to me to play with.


[2.bp.blogspot.com image 200x200]
/it has an informative clicky


Whoah that's neat! *bookmarked* Thanks Kitty!
 
2012-10-20 04:55:45 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: This is the new thread for the Electoral College Results contest. Anyone up for a contest? There are already 34 Farkers who have joined. Winner gets two months of Total Fark (paid by me). If anyone else wants to chip in Total Fark months, just post how much you will pledge to buy the winner(s). Hey, someone might get a year of Total Fark. Or more!
HERE IS MINE▶OBAMA 2⃣9⃣7⃣ ROMNEY 2⃣4⃣1⃣
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We are continuing in this thread and when it gets "down" on the list of Politics threads I will announce the new thread it is jumping to, which will be near the top on the Politics tab. (Alternative: Drew creates a special contest thread that always sits on top. HEY DREW!)

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2012-10-20 04:59:26 PM

Altitude5280: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: This is the new thread for the Electoral College Results contest. Anyone up for a contest? There are already 34 Farkers who have joined. Winner gets two months of Total Fark (paid by me). If anyone else wants to chip in Total Fark months, just post how much you will pledge to buy the winner(s). Hey, someone might get a year of Total Fark. Or more!
HERE IS MINE▶OBAMA 2⃣9⃣7⃣ ROMNEY 2⃣4⃣1⃣
The contest: post your best guess for the final OFFICIAL Electoral College votes. See the end of this post for the current 23 entries for examples.

We are continuing in this thread and when it gets "down" on the list of Politics threads I will announce the new thread it is jumping to, which will be near the top on the Politics tab. (Alternative: Drew creates a special contest thread that always sits on top. HEY DREW!)

I'll tabulate all entries on a spreadsheet (again, see below).

Rules:

- Anyone wanting to contribute one or more months of Total Fark just make a post stating so. I'll notate in on the Excel spreadsheet I'll put together.

- On the predictions, you can revise your guess AT any time. Excel will find duplicates in the tabulated LIST and toss out the old one.

- Deadline for entries is 12 midnight of the day BEFORE election day (Fark Timestamp Time).

- CLOSEST guess wins.

- in case of a tie with the same numbers, the Fark datestamped EARLIEST guess wins.
(Note: this could penalize you for revising your early guess at a later time.)

- in case of a tie which brackets the official Electoral College result
(i.e.: O: 270 R: 268, and O: 268 R: 270 with the actual result being O: 269 R: 269)
the prize will be split in half. Any odd month to go to the earliest time stamp.

- I'll occasionally post a list of entries and donations, in alphabetical order, and people can tell me if I missed any.

- I'll copy/paste the:
(1) final list of all entries onto one or more posts on the last (or official) thread,
(2) copy/paste the list of all Total Fark mo ...


HERE IS MINE▶OBAMA 2⃣9⃣7⃣ ROMNEY 2⃣4⃣1⃣
 
2012-10-20 05:33:53 PM

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O - 282
R - 256

Ron Paul - 0

Thanks for putting this together. It makes one rational reason to hang out in the politics tab.
 
2012-10-20 05:40:26 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: jso2897: Meh. Since Roman times, there's always been some knucklehead who's iching to scrawl something nasty on somebody else's wall.

ROMANES EUNT DOMUS.


Fluorescent Testicle: jso2897: Meh. Since Roman times, there's always been some knucklehead who's iching to scrawl something nasty on somebody else's wall.

ROMANES EUNT DOMUS.


The people we call Romanes, they go the house? What the f**k is that supposed to mean?
 
2012-10-20 05:50:23 PM

Anderson's Pooper: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: This is the new thread for the Electoral College Results contest. Anyone up for a contest? There are already 34 Farkers who have joined. Winner gets two months of Total Fark (paid by me). If anyone else wants to chip in Total Fark months, just post how much you will pledge to buy the winner(s). Hey, someone might get a year of Total Fark. Or more!

O - 282
R - 256

Ron Paul - 0

Thanks for putting this together. It makes one rational reason to hang out in the politics tab.


Yep. Nothing anyone says here is gonna change the election, and it was just getting too damned intense. Lighten up, people.
 
2012-10-20 05:53:11 PM

TheBigJerk: Gordon Bennett: Alphax: Cute picture.. but you say it's a trap?

I say it's five traps.

Source said it was a transsexual beauty pageant in Thailand if memory serves.

[i75.photobucket.com image 640x512]


I don't see the reason why men get skeeved out if it's a transexual they're ogling. When I ogle women I'm not ogling the vulva. I'm ogling the femininity. If a beautiful women turns out to have a penis... oh well, I'll live.
 
2012-10-20 06:01:31 PM

Mrbogey: TheBigJerk: Gordon Bennett: Alphax: Cute picture.. but you say it's a trap?

I say it's five traps.

Source said it was a transsexual beauty pageant in Thailand if memory serves.

[i75.photobucket.com image 640x512]

I don't see the reason why men get skeeved out if it's a transexual they're ogling. When I ogle women I'm not ogling the vulva. I'm ogling the femininity. If a beautiful women turns out to have a penis... oh well, I'll live.


LOL! Wife and I know a young "lady," thru a 3rd party, who is a pre-op TS. Very nice person, quite pretty, very intelligent (her entire life, though, has been skewed by her mental/emotional gender issues which, she says, she remembers from her earliest days as a child). She says she's had, over the years, several previously straight intimate boyfriends who got intrigued by her extra "charms."
 
2012-10-20 06:53:14 PM
Only racists would object to such freedom of expression.
 
2012-10-20 07:00:53 PM
Ah, what the hell, I'll even mix it up a bit:

O: 286, R: 249, and three cases of electors who go for RON PAUL anyways = 538
 
2012-10-20 07:15:55 PM
I was wondering what Maurice Schwenkler has been up to. Haven't heard from him in a while.
 
2012-10-20 07:34:04 PM
Welcome to Beautiful Conifer, Colorado*

*We wanted to name our town after the Colorado Blue Spruce(TM)
but it was copyrighted by Monsanto, so we went generic instead.

We hope you don't mind. 
 
2012-10-20 07:50:38 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Mrbogey: TheBigJerk: Gordon Bennett: Alphax: Cute picture.. but you say it's a trap?

I say it's five traps.

Source said it was a transsexual beauty pageant in Thailand if memory serves.

[i75.photobucket.com image 640x512]

I don't see the reason why men get skeeved out if it's a transexual they're ogling. When I ogle women I'm not ogling the vulva. I'm ogling the femininity. If a beautiful women turns out to have a penis... oh well, I'll live.

LOL! Wife and I know a young "lady," thru a 3rd party, who is a pre-op TS. Very nice person, quite pretty, very intelligent (her entire life, though, has been skewed by her mental/emotional gender issues which, she says, she remembers from her earliest days as a child). She says she's had, over the years, several previously straight intimate boyfriends who got intrigued by her extra "charms."


Well you see she cannot carry my potent seed and produce genetic payloads that will satisfy my instinct to compete and succeed evolutionarily. Also I'm afraid of penises not my own and feel the need to run from or attack them.

No wait, that's homophobes, I just like making sex jokes. Such as...

"A hot chick is a hot chick, even if she has a penis." -Ghastly
 
2012-10-20 07:59:07 PM
Obama: 254
Romney: 255
Not counted until June, 2013: 29*
Total: 538

Winner: Romney when all Democratic votes are excluded by the Supreme Court on suspicion of voting while black. (This only affects 1.2% of the Republican votes.)

*Florida. The only state that is redneck enough and big enough to guarantee a screw-up the whole system of semi-, qualified represenational democracy in favor of the Conservative White Religious Wing-Nutter minority.

No, but seriously:

Obama: 286
Romney: 252
Total: 538

While the Republicans will continue their campaign to deprive enough Americans of the vote to allow 15% of the population to own a lock on the Electoral College, which was specifically designed and created to allow 15% of the population to tyrannize over the other 85%.
 
2012-10-20 08:22:44 PM

Kittypie070: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: This is the new thread for the Electoral College Results contest..

Obama 836 Romney 47


I'll take kittie's odds +- 1
 
2012-10-20 08:53:42 PM

shanrick: [i.imgur.com image 600x450]


I've seen you post this picture several times in the past couple days, while saying absolutely nothing about it. What exactly is your point?
 
2012-10-20 09:11:13 PM
WTF I thought Colorada was going to be the first state that legalizes weed. Man this guy could sure use some, sounds like.
 
2012-10-20 09:53:06 PM
As of 10/20/2012, 6:44PM: 

i48.tinypic.com 

Cool, it worked.

Above is a visual of all 53 predictions so far submitted. Note the two "outliers" below the 538 line. These are the submissions of saintstryfe (291 + 237 = 528) and Great Porn Dragon (286 + 249 = 535). In the case of Great Porn Dragon, he wants 3 for Paul; saintstryfe may be a math error, but until/unless he reposts I am assuming the missing 10 are also for Paul.
 
2012-10-20 10:46:10 PM

jso2897: Fluorescent Testicle: jso2897: Meh. Since Roman times, there's always been some knucklehead who's iching to scrawl something nasty on somebody else's wall.

ROMANES EUNT DOMUS.

Fluorescent Testicle: jso2897: Meh. Since Roman times, there's always been some knucklehead who's iching to scrawl something nasty on somebody else's wall.

ROMANES EUNT DOMUS.

The people we call Romanes, they go the house? What the f**k is that supposed to mean?


Link
 
2012-10-20 11:01:20 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: As of 10/20/2012, 6:44PM: 

[i48.tinypic.com image 403x360] 

Cool, it worked.

Above is a visual of all 53 predictions so far submitted. Note the two "outliers" below the 538 line. These are the submissions of saintstryfe (291 + 237 = 528) and Great Porn Dragon (286 + 249 = 535). In the case of Great Porn Dragon, he wants 3 for Paul; saintstryfe may be a math error, but until/unless he reposts I am assuming the missing 10 are also for Paul.


It's not that I WANT 3 for Paul, it's more of "there's been JUST enough rumours of potentially unfaithful Republican electors that aren't fond of Rmoney that I'm not going to be shocked if some go Paultard--but not enough to throw the election". :D (And yeah, I know, I bugger stuff up, but was hoping for some variety.)
 
2012-10-21 12:30:08 AM
Hey Homeless, you done forgot MY numbers.
 
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