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(Indiegogo)   Farkers helped raise over $7000 for the soup kitchen involved in the Paul Ryan photo-op - in less than 24 hours. Let's keep up the awesomeness and help keep soup flowing to the needy   (indiegogo.com) divider line 306
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2012-10-19 07:25:45 PM  

dickfreckle: PallMall: Sometimes it takes a bit for the Politics Tab to wear off. It's not like a light switch.. you have to ease in and out of there.

I go in dry.


Thanks for the warning, I'll bite the pillow.
 
2012-10-19 07:26:58 PM  

jso2897: Silly Jesus: But I was told that the government needs to confiscate wealth and redistribute it in order for the needy to eat. Was someone lying to me?

Why would anybody bother to lie to you? Do you seriously think anybody gives a shiat what you think about anything?


Do you take everything in life so seriously? You must be a real treat to be around.
 
2012-10-19 07:27:29 PM  
I spent all my money buying Joe Biden leather riding gloves. Sorry people without food.
 
2012-10-19 07:27:38 PM  

jso2897: moonage daydream: kazikian: Now that THIS soup kitchen has all the publicity it needs, how about helping your LOCAL soup kitchen instead?

I love miserable shiatheads who HAVE to find something to biatch about!

What would life be without them?
Well, actually, it would suck less....


If people who make war stopped, it would trump your minor complaint about others...

Mirror, please.
 
2012-10-19 07:31:05 PM  
i98.photobucket.com

Approves.
 
2012-10-19 07:31:45 PM  
This is a great Catholic charity. Well done guys
 
2012-10-19 07:33:40 PM  
I'm in for 20 bucks.
 
2012-10-19 07:33:41 PM  

Indubitably: Anderson's Pooper: What you don't realize is that Ryan is playing the long game on this. He knew his visit would cause controversy and eventually result in additional donations. In fact, he is planning campaign stops for every soup kitchen in the country.

Muscling your R/whinin' self in doesn't count, man.


Yes, especially when "muscling" involves rapidly moving your hand up and down 2 inches.
 
2012-10-19 07:34:17 PM  

Proteios1: This is a great Catholic charity. Well done guys


Hey,

Catholic Church: pay taxes on all yer guds/history to the world, and i will forgive you.

That is the only settlement available to you at this time.

Best,

Indubitably.
 
2012-10-19 07:34:18 PM  
Mr & Mrs S1ugg0 say...

Damn the man! Save the empire!

We're happy to support this soup kitchen.

/Screw FarkUs. How about a fark charity program?
 
2012-10-19 07:36:42 PM  

Silly Jesus: jso2897: Silly Jesus: But I was told that the government needs to confiscate wealth and redistribute it in order for the needy to eat. Was someone lying to me?

Why would anybody bother to lie to you? Do you seriously think anybody gives a shiat what you think about anything?

Do you take everything in life so seriously? You must be a real treat to be around.


i18.photobucket.com

The Last Rap

Tangen had studied with Sengai since childhood. When he was twenty he wanted to leave his teacher and visit others for comparitive study, but Sengai would not permit this. Every time Tangen suggested it, Sengai would give him a rap on the head.

Finally Tangen asked an elder brother to coax permission from Sengai. This the brother did and then reported to Tangen: "It is arranged. I have fixed it for you to start on your pilgrimage at once."

Tangen went to Sengai to thank him for his permission. The master answered by giving him another rap.

When Tangen related this to his elder brother the other said: "What is the matter? Sengai has no business giving premission and then changing his mind. I will tell him so." And off he went to see the teacher.

"I did not cancel my permission," said Sengai. "I just wished to give him one last smack over the head, for when he returns he will be enlightened and I will not be able to reprimand him again."
 
2012-10-19 07:39:02 PM  

KrispyKritter: PallMall: Well, I suppose they thought it was a better cause than #GiveJoeTheBird.

I damn sure did. The White House takes all gifts, donations and tax money they receive / collect and throws them in the fireplace. Donations to a soup kitchen are feeding real Americans. Screw Joe. I'll gladly flip him the bird, that's all he gets from me. Don't mean to be grumpy, I just hate scumbag politicians.


how is your fark experience this election cycle then?

/fanboys of politicians suck
 
2012-10-19 07:40:59 PM  

pedobearapproved: KrispyKritter: PallMall: Well, I suppose they thought it was a better cause than #GiveJoeTheBird.

I damn sure did. The White House takes all gifts, donations and tax money they receive / collect and throws them in the fireplace. Donations to a soup kitchen are feeding real Americans. Screw Joe. I'll gladly flip him the bird, that's all he gets from me. Don't mean to be grumpy, I just hate scumbag politicians.

how is your fark experience this election cycle then?

/fanboys of politicians suck


Passive/Aggressive much?
 
2012-10-19 07:41:52 PM  
*Shield*
 
2012-10-19 07:41:58 PM  
A friend of mine died recently and her family requested that we contribute to charity instead of flowers. I think she would approve of my contribution.
 
2012-10-19 07:42:43 PM  

theorellior: blender61: Honest Bender: You know what I do when I want some soup? I get a job!

Really?
Really?

Is that the best you could do? Because that was just pathetic.

feeblest troll ever.

That wasn't a troll, that was a Regular Contributor being all snarky and tongue-in-cheek.


Sorry. It was more than a little dry and as I don't know him personally I didn't get it.

Call me slow, it wouldn't be the first time.
 
2012-10-19 07:45:24 PM  

soporific: A friend of mine died recently and her family requested that we contribute to charity instead of flowers. I think she would approve of my contribution.


Thank you very much.
 
2012-10-19 07:46:13 PM  

blender61: theorellior: blender61: Honest Bender: You know what I do when I want some soup? I get a job!

Really?
Really?

Is that the best you could do? Because that was just pathetic.

feeblest troll ever.

That wasn't a troll, that was a Regular Contributor being all snarky and tongue-in-cheek.

Sorry. It was more than a little dry and as I don't know him personally I didn't get it.

Call me slow, it wouldn't be the first time.


It can often be painful and uncomfortable when people try to do it dry.
 
2012-10-19 07:47:10 PM  

gravy chugging cretin.: Here's how to contact Paul Ryan by email to discuss issues with him:

Link

have fun


Done. He is my representative after all. It's my duty to inform him of his misdeeds.
 
2012-10-19 07:49:07 PM  
I find these these threads very useful for updating my ignore list.

284 = $8266
 
2012-10-19 07:50:47 PM  
 
2012-10-19 07:51:09 PM  

jso2897: Silly Jesus: jso2897: Silly Jesus: But I was told that the government needs to confiscate wealth and redistribute it in order for the needy to eat. Was someone lying to me?

Why would anybody bother to lie to you? Do you seriously think anybody gives a shiat what you think about anything?

Do you take everything in life so seriously? You must be a real treat to be around.

[i18.photobucket.com image 200x295]

The Last Rap

Tangen had studied with Sengai since childhood. When he was twenty he wanted to leave his teacher and visit others for comparitive study, but Sengai would not permit this. Every time Tangen suggested it, Sengai would give him a rap on the head.

Finally Tangen asked an elder brother to coax permission from Sengai. This the brother did and then reported to Tangen: "It is arranged. I have fixed it for you to start on your pilgrimage at once."

Tangen went to Sengai to thank him for his permission. The master answered by giving him another rap.

When Tangen related this to his elder brother the other said: "What is the matter? Sengai has no business giving premission and then changing his mind. I will tell him so." And off he went to see the teacher.

"I did not cancel my permission," said Sengai. "I just wished to give him one last smack over the head, for when he returns he will be enlightened and I will not be able to reprimand him again."

 

th284.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-19 07:51:19 PM  

Gyrony: Indubitably: Anderson's Pooper: What you don't realize is that Ryan is playing the long game on this. He knew his visit would cause controversy and eventually result in additional donations. In fact, he is planning campaign stops for every soup kitchen in the country.

Muscling your R/whinin' self in doesn't count, man.

Yes, especially when "muscling" involves rapidly moving your hand up and down 2 inches.


I was speaking globally, and you are actually speaking personally?

*snicker*

*)

P.S. Penis.
 
2012-10-19 07:51:40 PM  

blender61: get real: kazikian: Now that THIS soup kitchen has all the publicity it needs, how about helping your LOCAL soup kitchen instead?

BINGO

Does one preclude the other?


In a perfect world, no. In the real world, sadly sometimes yes.

/no soup for you
 
2012-10-19 07:51:49 PM  

jso2897: blender61: theorellior: blender61: Honest Bender: You know what I do when I want some soup? I get a job!

Really?
Really?

Is that the best you could do? Because that was just pathetic.

feeblest troll ever.

That wasn't a troll, that was a Regular Contributor being all snarky and tongue-in-cheek.

Sorry. It was more than a little dry and as I don't know him personally I didn't get it.

Call me slow, it wouldn't be the first time.

It can often be painful and uncomfortable when people try to do it dry.


Might as well get the visual going in here:

ano.lolcathost.org
 
2012-10-19 07:52:15 PM  

J Noble Daggett: I find these these threads very useful for updating my ignore list.



http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/27264793.jpg
 
2012-10-19 07:52:37 PM  

J Noble Daggett: I find these these threads very useful for updating my ignore list.

284 = $8266


It's gone up almost $600 in the last hour
 
2012-10-19 07:53:08 PM  
I tossed in $5 as well. I'm broke as hell, but I think the people going to this kitchen need the money more than I do.
 
2012-10-19 07:53:48 PM  
I thought about this, and I'm incensed that a charity has been threatened.

/Contributed on indegogo. I can live without the tax deduction. Just as long as some hungry people eat
 
2012-10-19 07:53:51 PM  

Silly Jesus: derp]


Not sure if trolling, or really that stupid to whiteknight/carry water/etc for the right wing in this country.

Welcome to ignore, threadshiatter.
 
2012-10-19 07:54:53 PM  

s1ugg0: J Noble Daggett: I find these these threads very useful for updating my ignore list.

284 = $8266

It's gone up almost $600 in the last hour


Are you implying the Antichrist?>

It's my next book.

*)
 
2012-10-19 07:56:14 PM  

s1ugg0: J Noble Daggett: I find these these threads very useful for updating my ignore list.

284 = $8266

It's gone up almost $600 in the last hour


I agree. I have at least a 600 dollar ignore list by now.
 
2012-10-19 07:56:52 PM  

whidbey: Silly Jesus: derp]

Not sure if trolling, or really that stupid to whiteknight/carry water/etc for the right wing in this country.

Welcome to ignore, threadshiatter.


kristinhoppe.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-10-19 07:57:04 PM  

Indubitably: s1ugg0: J Noble Daggett: I find these these threads very useful for updating my ignore list.

284 = $8266

It's gone up almost $600 in the last hour

Are you implying the Antichrist?>

It's my next book.

*)


P.S. JK, my first. The title is secret, currently. It will be hot. *mind smooch*
 
2012-10-19 07:57:58 PM  

PallMall: Well, I suppose they thought it was a better cause than #GiveJoeTheBird.


We're stil doing both.
 
2012-10-19 07:58:10 PM  
The soup must flow.
 
2012-10-19 07:58:42 PM  
Who gives more money and time to charity, Obama, or Romney?
 
2012-10-19 07:58:51 PM  

Diogenes: I'm still not sure if I have a handle on this new Fark Us tab thingy. But wouldn't this be a good place for that? Can we cross list?


This is cross-posted on FarkUS & the main page.
 
2012-10-19 07:58:59 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: PallMall: Well, I suppose they thought it was a better cause than #GiveJoeTheBird.

We're stil doing both.


Thank you, beautiful.
 
2012-10-19 07:59:25 PM  

Thunderpipes: Who gives more money and time to charity, Obama, or Romney?


derp
 
2012-10-19 07:59:34 PM  

Thunderpipes: Who gives more money and time to charity, Obama, or Romney?


Doesn't matter when it's measured in dollars and sense.
 
2012-10-19 08:00:48 PM  
Current T-shirt concept:

White cotton tee.

On front left breast:

"No Politics. Just Soup."

On back, centered across shoulders:

"Hunger doesn't care how you vote."
"http://svdpusa.org"
 
2012-10-19 08:00:57 PM  
Fark is becoming a regular internet fundraising powerhouse....

Now they just need to start researching the previously unknown testicular cancer in squirrels....
 
2012-10-19 08:01:31 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: This is cross-posted on FarkUS & the main page.


As long as it's not posted to the Politics tab. I really try not to post there.
 
2012-10-19 08:01:42 PM  
part of me wants to put together a quick list of old-time TEEFER's twitter accounts and start posting really spergey announcements and schedules every twenty minutes to tweet them about this between a certain time but I am too lazy and the only person that would think it was funny would be Ku so yeah.
 
2012-10-19 08:04:27 PM  
Ryan looks like Kim Coates. Just saying
 
2012-10-19 08:04:48 PM  

jso2897: It can often be painful and uncomfortable when people try to do it dry.


Well, that would explain the blisters and the rash. To think that I've been doing it wrong all these years.
Underhand or overhand? It's a burning question.
Cheers.



I like my martinis dry.
Like a cloud in a glass with dust at the bottom.

Now that we've had our fun, thanks to everybody for setting this up and getting it going.
Nice to see that decency is dead just yet.

Better that 10,000 men would give a dollar than one man give $10,000.
 
2012-10-19 08:04:53 PM  

Indubitably: I should be in the kitchen: Threadshiatters aside, this is why I love Fark. Well, this and the ponies.

Kudos to you guys for organizing this!

Quit labeling posters, asshat, just speak, okay?

Unless you're elaborating on the label, otherwise stfu, plz. Thanks.

Is there a post min/max for threadshiatting?

Is insider knowledge creating a divide?

Is you?


Ooh, touched a nerve, did I?
 
2012-10-19 08:07:44 PM  

Indubitably: Gyrony: Indubitably: Anderson's Pooper: What you don't realize is that Ryan is playing the long game on this. He knew his visit would cause controversy and eventually result in additional donations. In fact, he is planning campaign stops for every soup kitchen in the country.

Muscling your R/whinin' self in doesn't count, man.

Yes, especially when "muscling" involves rapidly moving your hand up and down 2 inches.

I was speaking globally, and you are actually speaking personally?

*snicker*

*)

P.S. Penis.


I was referring to AP, and Ryan. personally, I would have to have four hands to emulate that... ;P
 
2012-10-19 08:08:07 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: Bathia_Mapes: This is cross-posted on FarkUS & the main page.

As long as it's not posted to the Politics tab. I really try not to post there.


Don't worry. We have no intention of doing that. This is about feeding hungry people, not politics.
 
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