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(Huffington Post) Video 200 greatest Arrested Development quotes. "I'm afraid I just blue myself"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 63
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2012-10-19 04:20:29 PM
Gonna find my baby and share that afternoon delight with her.
 
2012-10-19 04:20:36 PM
Isn't 200 quotes from that show just a transcript of the whole series?
 
2012-10-19 04:21:40 PM
200 quotes? COME ON!
 
2012-10-19 04:24:20 PM
Get rid of the Seaward.
 
2012-10-19 04:28:51 PM
Her?
 
2012-10-19 04:29:54 PM
My favorites:

"Go chase after her, dad!"
"I'll never catch her. She was an Olympic silver meda....oh, I just got that"

and, for some reason,

"Oh, yeah, she's got a little hard-boiled egg going there?"
 
2012-10-19 04:30:39 PM
You're living in Fark city!
 
2012-10-19 04:34:21 PM
I'll be in the hospital bar.
 
2012-10-19 04:38:42 PM
Like the guy in the $3000 suit has time to watch 200 quotes
 
2012-10-19 04:40:28 PM
I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
 
2012-10-19 04:41:06 PM

m1ke: I'll be in the hospital bar.


Uhh, you know, there isn't a hospital bar, mother.
 
2012-10-19 04:41:38 PM
My 2nd choice for a username would definitely have to be Smack of Ham.
 
2012-10-19 04:47:38 PM
Michael: Get rid of the Seaward

Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.
 
2012-10-19 04:47:58 PM
He's very good!
 
2012-10-19 04:51:14 PM
Buster: Uh, I'm unclear about what it is exactly you do.
Jessie: Excellent question. What a publicist does ...
Buster: No, no, I was talking to George Michael. When did you get a job?
George Michael: At the banana stand.
Buster: Oh, duh. I thought you meant, like, a plumber or something, and I was, like, when did that happen?
 
2012-10-19 04:53:53 PM
for easier access to list visit any reddit comments page
 
2012-10-19 04:57:45 PM
I think you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing.
 
2012-10-19 05:11:18 PM
I know...I'll put it in her brownie.
 
2012-10-19 05:16:15 PM
I just want my kids back.
 
2012-10-19 05:18:04 PM
You selfish coont!try western loving woman.
 
2012-10-19 05:25:19 PM
I usually thought the show was hilarious mostly because of the visual humor. But a few of the lines got me, including the brownie line and Gob's line about finding a wife.
 
mjg
2012-10-19 05:28:41 PM
youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com

/not a quote but funny
 
2012-10-19 05:37:17 PM

NutznGum: Get rid of the Seaward.


that dusty old claptrap?
 
2012-10-19 06:41:33 PM
AD was a funny show, but if I could never again hear anyone use "I just blue myself" or "Analrapist," that would be nice. Both were stupid puns to begin with.
 
2012-10-19 06:41:52 PM
Didn't have "and this is not a volVO" "Oh, that's from sitting on the copier". Automatically fails.
 
2012-10-19 07:19:41 PM
M: tell gob i've got a nice hard cot for him.

L: you'd do that to your own brother?!

M: i said cot.
 
2012-10-19 07:21:11 PM
I spend so much time making sweet love on my wife that it's hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts.

/"clatter is a word that doesn't see enough use
 
2012-10-19 07:31:19 PM
Great, now I have to watch the whole series again.
 
2012-10-19 07:45:31 PM
WHO ATE MY FARKING HARD BOILED EGGS!!

/Sad Charlie Brown music...
 
2012-10-19 07:54:33 PM
Bees!?
 
2012-10-19 07:58:58 PM
They're adults; they're allowed to have fun whenever they want. We're kids; we have work!
 
2012-10-19 08:26:58 PM

BunkoSquad: My favorites:

"Go chase after her, dad!"
"I'll never catch her. She was an Olympic silver meda....oh, I just got that"


I know this is about Charlize Theron's mentally-challenged character. But I've watched all of AD twice and I still don't get this. Help?
 
2012-10-19 08:29:16 PM
But where did the lighter fluid come from?
 
2012-10-19 08:30:04 PM

The Banana Thug: BunkoSquad: My favorites:

"Go chase after her, dad!"
"I'll never catch her. She was an Olympic silver meda....oh, I just got that"

I know this is about Charlize Theron's mentally-challenged character. But I've watched all of AD twice and I still don't get this. Help?


It was the Special Olympics
 
2012-10-19 08:51:23 PM
No "I don't know, it's so boxy..."????!?
 
2012-10-19 09:27:05 PM
I want 200 Tobias lines hes is a mouthful
 
2012-10-19 09:28:30 PM
Doctor: Don't worry (Buster) he's gonna be all right.....
 
2012-10-19 09:37:19 PM
'We've been cancelled'

Best line about the show.
 
2012-10-19 09:56:35 PM
That is a lie. A bold-faced lie.
Gob was lying.
 
2012-10-19 10:29:14 PM
Just ring it up with the dong tea
 
2012-10-19 10:29:54 PM

Spaztictacular: Bees!?



Spaztictacular's not on board.

/We'll see who gets more honey!
 
2012-10-19 10:38:49 PM
i122.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-19 10:46:48 PM
fun to see but most of these jokes need the context/setup to really work.
 
2012-10-19 11:05:33 PM
You really gotta lock that down.
 
2012-10-19 11:22:40 PM
We need to throw a party... for Buster's stupid thing!

/I want a surrogate
 
2012-10-19 11:43:39 PM

Snapper Carr: Michael: Get rid of the Seaward

Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.


My favorite. That and scenes about Ann.
 
2012-10-20 12:12:50 AM

therecksays: My favorite. That and scenes about Ann.


Who?
 
2012-10-20 12:45:01 AM

Darkwing: therecksays: My favorite. That and scenes about Ann.

Who?


Well done
 
2012-10-20 12:53:25 AM

Time Traveling Bunnies: I just want my kids back.


I'm Tom Jane.
 
2012-10-20 01:00:02 AM
Steve Holt!
 
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