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(Today)   7 reasons diet soda is terrible for you, including the fact it gets you drunker quicker. OK, 6 reasons diet soda is terrible for you   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, diet sodas, white-breads, Diet Pepsi, metabolic syndrome, cola, clinical nutrition, Harvard Medical School, high cholesterol  
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17539 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Oct 2012 at 12:33 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-19 12:40:16 PM  
3 votes:
And it's made with Dihydrogen Monoxide!
2012-10-19 01:14:00 PM  
2 votes:
Diet soda gives me headaches.

Of course that could be a side effect of the rum.
2012-10-19 12:57:34 PM  
2 votes:
That's why I switched from zero calorie soda to bath salts. Sugar free soda was ruining my life.
2012-10-19 03:32:29 PM  
1 vote:
Cell Damage
Diet sodas contain something many regular sodas don't: mold inhibitors. They go by the names sodium benzoate...
/does not approve
2012-10-19 01:47:13 PM  
1 vote:

boogie_down: Sounds like a lot of people in this thread are gonna die soon.

Too bad, I like the Fark community.

Ha! Yeah, right. I drink 100 cans of soda a day, and I feel perfe
2012-10-19 01:11:40 PM  
1 vote:
Sodium benzoate.

That's bad.

And never forget that the sprinkles are also cursed.
2012-10-19 01:06:30 PM  
1 vote:
At the end they called whatever they were talking about "pop". So I label this article irrelevant to all humans.
2012-10-19 12:58:02 PM  
1 vote:
Went from 260 to 210 changing absolutely nothing else except switching from regular to diet coke. Drinking 10 cokes a day is around 1400 or so calories. I also won the Nobel Prize, got a super hot girlfriend, got a big pay raise, cured cancer, and learned to dance the Merengue. Wow! Thanks Diet Coke.
2012-10-19 12:56:58 PM  
1 vote:
Downing just two or more cans a day increased waistlines by 500%

You know, I'm sure diet soda isn't healthy, but this seems like either misinterpretation of numbers or complete bullshiat. Drinking two cans of diet soda a day is not going to make a 30" waste a 180" waist.
2012-10-19 12:53:00 PM  
1 vote:
I drink 6-12 diet sodas a day, along with lots of water and a reasonably healthy diet. I also exercise regularly and lead an active lifestyle, so I'm totally shiatting my pants right now.
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