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(Washington Times)   Ladies, would you like to have an affair with Obama or Romney? There's a poll for that. Guess who wins?   (washingtontimes.com) divider line 153
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2012-10-19 01:08:08 PM  
Once you go Democrat, you never go back.
 
2012-10-19 01:20:09 PM  
In case anybody's wondering: Michelle over Anne, not even a contest.
 
2012-10-19 01:25:29 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: In case anybody's wondering: Michelle over Anne, not even a contest.


Twice.
 
2012-10-19 01:28:36 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: In case anybody's wondering: Michelle over Anne, not even a contest.


Unless you have a thing for women who wear tacky expensive fish/bird shirts. Which I do.
 
2012-10-19 01:32:14 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: In case anybody's wondering: Michelle over Anne, not even a contest.


True. Jill Biden vs. Janna Ryan is not a contest either.

Jill Biden vs. Michelle Obama? Hmm. I'd have to go with Jill Biden.
 
2012-10-19 01:43:34 PM  
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2012-10-19 01:44:13 PM  

Lando Lincoln: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: In case anybody's wondering: Michelle over Anne, not even a contest.

True. Jill Biden vs. Janna Ryan is not a contest either.

Jill Biden vs. Michelle Obama? Hmm. I'd have to go with Jill Biden.


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Hmmm, pas mal. I don't suppose they really wanna make a statement about lesbian rights?
 
2012-10-19 02:02:12 PM  
Obama. Not even a question.
 
2012-10-19 02:17:16 PM  
But we all know what the ladies really want.

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2012-10-19 02:18:27 PM  
If you're a gold-digger than Romney. If you don't want to hate yourself in the morning, than Obama.
 
2012-10-19 02:19:11 PM  
BBC vs. $$$
 
2012-10-19 02:21:13 PM  
To be fair, Romney is a good-looking dude. He just strikes me as the kind of guy who has sex through the hole of his PJ pants.
 
2012-10-19 02:21:43 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Jill Biden vs. Michelle Obama? Hmm. I'd have to go with Jill Biden.


Can I chose both?
 
2012-10-19 02:22:35 PM  
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2012-10-19 02:23:13 PM  
FTA: "What is clearly evident is that physical attraction may be a bigger determining factor than economics, foreign policy or even women's rights when it comes to female voting preferences for president."

Well, CLEARLY that's what this poll demonstrates.

\That really turns this female voter off.
 
2012-10-19 02:24:05 PM  
Obama no contest.
 
2012-10-19 02:24:09 PM  

Sybarite: But we all know what the ladies really want.

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I think that guy delivered my pizza last night.
 
2012-10-19 02:24:11 PM  
Young Ann Romney wasn't bad but kinda plain.
Young Michelle Obama was worse looking than she is now, she's gotten a lot better with age.
Young Jill Biden I couldn't find any pictures of but i'd guess she was pretty hot.
 
2012-10-19 02:24:30 PM  
Let's be honest here - Romney is better for the affair because you could probably get him to pay for everything you need for your sordid affair.

but Obama is a better cuddler, clearly a keeper.
 
2012-10-19 02:24:38 PM  
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Obama or Romney?


Yes, I remember. I had the lasagna
 
2012-10-19 02:24:41 PM  
Romney's collecting Social Security checks. Are you saying that isn't a secret turn-on for most people?
 
2012-10-19 02:25:29 PM  

Headso: Young Ann Romney wasn't bad but kinda plain.
Young Michelle Obama was worse looking than she is now, she's gotten a lot better with age.
Young Jill Biden I couldn't find any pictures of but i'd guess she was pretty hot.


Time travel is not part of the question. Only Obama gets to do that.
 
2012-10-19 02:26:57 PM  
Michelle Obama is probably a drag queen. Do not want.
 
2012-10-19 02:27:46 PM  

manfriend: Michelle Obama is probably a drag queen. Do not want.


Says "manfriend".
 
2012-10-19 02:28:53 PM  

Lando Lincoln: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: In case anybody's wondering: Michelle over Anne, not even a contest.

True. Jill Biden vs. Janna Ryan is not a contest either.

Jill Biden vs. Michelle Obama? Hmm. I'd have to go with Jill Biden.


That's racist.
 
2012-10-19 02:29:07 PM  
I'm not into blondes, but Jill Biden is really, really good looking, especially for an older woman.

She's also intelligent, which is of course hot. That's what is attractive about Michelle Obama more than anything, though she has impressive guns too.

It's hard to be attracted to the Republican women that are good looking, IMO. Sarah Palin had a great sexy librarian thing going on until she opened her mouth. Now she's just gross. Stupid women turn me way off.
 
2012-10-19 02:29:13 PM  
Once you go blah...
 
2012-10-19 02:31:44 PM  
Romney baby. He has a lot of experience farking people over.
 
2012-10-19 02:31:57 PM  

manfriend: Michelle Obama is probably a drag queen. Do not want.


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Michelle is gorgeous.

And calling her a drag queen insults drag queens, and leads me to conclude you are a Republican, probably closeted, and projecting and rejecting your own deepest desires.
 
2012-10-19 02:32:52 PM  
I get the feeling that sex with Michelle Obama would be death by snoo snoo.
 
2012-10-19 02:33:11 PM  
We'll find out who America would rather get farked by in November.
 
2012-10-19 02:33:24 PM  
There are so many pictures of Obama passionately hugging and kissing his wife. They seem so adorable and romantic all the time. Romney .... not so much.
 
2012-10-19 02:33:39 PM  

Thrakkerzog: I get the feeling that sex with Michelle Obama would be death by snoo snoo.


I never thought I'd die like this.... i always kind of hoped.
 
2012-10-19 02:35:08 PM  

Thrakkerzog: I get the feeling that sex with Michelle Obama would be death by snoo snoo.


Everybody dies of something.
 
2012-10-19 02:35:44 PM  

AutumnWind: There are so many pictures of Obama passionately hugging and kissing his wife. They seem so adorable and romantic all the time. Romney .... not so much.


That's not fair. You miss all the intimate moments where Anne Romney changes Mitt's oil and cleans his motherboard with canned air.
 
2012-10-19 02:36:24 PM  
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manfriend: Michelle Obama is probably a drag queen. Do not want.


You're just a raci... oh good god! Nooooo!!
 
2012-10-19 02:36:28 PM  
I think we need to know how many respondents were overweight white women. They go for the black guy 100% of the time.
 
2012-10-19 02:37:08 PM  
Romney's more likely to pay for my abortion and make sure it's kept a secret.
 
2012-10-19 02:37:17 PM  
I don't think Michelle likes white people
 
2012-10-19 02:39:55 PM  

AutumnWind: There are so many pictures of Obama passionately hugging and kissing his wife. They seem so adorable and romantic all the time. Romney .... not so much.


How can you say that?

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2012-10-19 02:40:49 PM  

skullkrusher: I think we need to know how many respondents were overweight white women. They go for the black guy 100% of the time.


I laughed.

I was in NYC the other day, and there's not that many fat people walking about. Maybe they were all eating or sitting in cars. However, given what I've seen in other parts of the country, a large percentage of the respondents had to have been overweight.

Your insight has merit.
 
2012-10-19 02:41:00 PM  

Sybarite: But we all know what the ladies really want.


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Paul later stopped by the local high school to discuss the issues of the day with young people.

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2012-10-19 02:42:22 PM  

xaveth: [i.imgur.com image 500x750]

manfriend: Michelle Obama is probably a drag queen. Do not want.

You're just a raci... oh good god! Nooooo!!


Everyone has a bad picture:

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2012-10-19 02:42:24 PM  
So which First Lady, living or dead, would you rather have sex with then? And it's possible we've got a time masheen to take you to when she was hottest.
 
2012-10-19 02:43:54 PM  

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: So which First Lady, living or dead, would you rather have sex with then? And it's possible we've got a time masheen to take you to when she was hottest.


www.firstladies.org
 
2012-10-19 02:43:54 PM  

Thrakkerzog: xaveth: [i.imgur.com image 500x750]

manfriend: Michelle Obama is probably a drag queen. Do not want.

You're just a raci... oh good god! Nooooo!!

Everyone has a bad picture:

[www.slate.com image 568x346]


yeeouch... I don't see many people talking about how hot Ann is normally though

Once and for all:

Michelle Obama is attractive for a First Lady.
Michelle Obama is good looking for an older woman.
Michelle Obama is not hot, however.

/stop finding things hot that I don't find hot
 
2012-10-19 02:44:59 PM  
jill biden is a little hottie. but no one has anything on jackie kennedy. what I wouldn't give...
 
2012-10-19 02:45:12 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: So which First Lady, living or dead, would you rather have sex with then? And it's possible we've got a time masheen to take you to when she was hottest.

[www.firstladies.org image 217x288]


when yer right yer right

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I woulda gone with ER though.
Have mercy!
 
2012-10-19 02:45:42 PM  

Philip Francis Queeg: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: So which First Lady, living or dead, would you rather have sex with then? And it's possible we've got a time masheen to take you to when she was hottest.

[www.firstladies.org image 217x288]


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2012-10-19 02:45:59 PM  
I've always been intimidated at the prospect of sexing up a black lady. I've always figured they'd be pretty disappointed. That's why all my interracial fantasies involve Asians.

Also,

Lando Lincoln: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: In case anybody's wondering: Michelle over Anne, not even a contest.

True. Jill Biden vs. Janna Ryan is not a contest either.

Jill Biden vs. Michelle Obama? Hmm. I'd have to go with Jill Biden.


I figured Paul Ryan would have a more attractive wife. Something about her face is very unsettling. Is it her mouth? Something is just off.
 
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