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(Examiner)   Not News: Heidi Montag blows through a million bucks. News: Heidi Montag made a million bucks   (examiner.com) divider line 68
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2012-10-19 12:45:45 PM
In related news,Heidi Montag has somehow escaped from reality show oblivion....
 
2012-10-19 12:46:05 PM
Who the hell is Heidi Montag? GIS has some nice pics though.
 
2012-10-19 12:46:54 PM
Still smoking hot. I have a feeling she'll break up with that one guy and get herself someone with some cash.
 
2012-10-19 12:48:58 PM
Clownish boobs.
 
2012-10-19 12:49:02 PM
$1M is a LOT of plastic surgery.

I could look like Ryan Reynolds with that much plastic surgery. Or, I guess could end up looking like Bruce Jenner too, so maybe I'll just step away from the keyboard for a while.
 
2012-10-19 12:49:15 PM
Headline is 11 words too long.
 
2012-10-19 12:50:06 PM
I like her before pics....sigh
 
2012-10-19 12:54:43 PM
I would have thought her blowing would get her money.
 
2012-10-19 12:56:31 PM
In before sharp knees, haters.

/I'd gladly penis her.
 
2012-10-19 01:01:28 PM
Yes, most farkers would hit that - but it would be eerily similar to boinking their Real Doll GF at home what with all that plastic.
 
2012-10-19 01:04:54 PM
Butt Putty sure does cost a lot

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2012-10-19 01:06:42 PM

oldfarthenry: Yes, most farkers would hit that - but it would be eerily similar to boinking their Real Doll GF at home what with all that plastic.


How rich do you think farkers are? Flesh light at best, most probable an old no show sock.
 
2012-10-19 01:10:43 PM
that's a lot of deer
 
2012-10-19 01:13:40 PM
all you need to know
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2012-10-19 01:14:28 PM

TNel: oldfarthenry: Yes, most farkers would hit that - but it would be eerily similar to boinking their Real Doll GF at home what with all that plastic.

How rich do you think farkers are? Flesh light at best, most probable an old no show sock.


A certain farker was considering purchasing a real doll awhile back...
 
2012-10-19 01:14:29 PM
in comparison, the Pet Rock made a million dollars too. Thats not saying much
 
2012-10-19 01:18:50 PM
If I'm gonna spend wild ammounts of money for boinking a celebrity, it will be Zhang Ziyi.
 
2012-10-19 01:20:43 PM
Is this some sort of Brewster's Millions scheme?
 
2012-10-19 01:27:31 PM

CygnusDarius: If I'm gonna spend wild ammounts of money for boinking a celebrity, it will be Zhang Ziyi.


good lord... 141 million? that there is a lot of money. Not sure i hold that against her.
 
2012-10-19 01:28:01 PM
She also claims to be extremely religious. I can't tell if she's somehow a still-alive Andy Kaufman.
 
2012-10-19 01:28:32 PM
I thought there would be more people in this thread lying about how they would not hit that.

/Fark, I am the disappoint
 
2012-10-19 01:30:07 PM

meatofmystery: that's a lot of deer


dammit, came here (pun!!) to say that.
 
2012-10-19 01:32:09 PM
I gotta say, I am a fan of her big fake boobs
 
2012-10-19 01:35:29 PM
Didn't think I'd ever use this again:

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-19 01:35:30 PM

genepool lifeboat: Headline is 11 words too long.


Came here to say this
 
2012-10-19 01:35:34 PM
Fark you slide show with advertisement every three clicks. FARK YOU!!!!
 
2012-10-19 01:38:09 PM

T.rex: CygnusDarius: If I'm gonna spend wild ammounts of money for boinking a celebrity, it will be Zhang Ziyi.

good lord... 141 million? that there is a lot of money. Not sure i hold that against her.


Seriously. I'd fark anything,let you film it and plaster it all over the net for alot less than that. And I wouldn't even feel bad.
 
2012-10-19 01:53:55 PM

mentallo69: all you need to know


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2012-10-19 01:55:35 PM
The only way she could be more perfect is if she washed up in a trash bag in the East River with an eight ball in her system.
 
2012-10-19 01:57:24 PM
I've had a few nice months having forgotten all about her.

Now the counter resets.
 
2012-10-19 02:10:23 PM

mentallo69: all you need to know
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Oh, yeah, that's the business.
 
2012-10-19 02:23:13 PM
www.realbollywood.com

She was hotter "before"
 
2012-10-19 02:28:05 PM
I thought she made $1,000,000.25
 
2012-10-19 02:34:03 PM

thecpt: I like her before pics....sigh


Me, too...
 
2012-10-19 02:39:58 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [www.realbollywood.com image 323x394]

She was hotter "before"


While she may have gone a bit too far, she does look better with the surgeries. That's some serious Jay Leno chin right there. You have to applaud her for recognizing and having that Hellboy mug altered.
 
2012-10-19 02:42:57 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: mentallo69: all you need to know
(pics)


Not sure wha...ah christ, someone must've switched the regular and decaf. Got it.

Before. Definitely prefer the "before".
 
2012-10-19 02:44:50 PM
I would so hate-fark this chick. Don't think you can find religious right-wing uninformed naive tail that's this hot.
 
2012-10-19 02:47:58 PM

xtragrind: Still smoking hot. I have a feeling she'll break up with that one guy and get herself someone with some cash.



www.levineeyecarecenter.com
 
2012-10-19 03:02:06 PM
I forgot who this is.
 
2012-10-19 03:02:14 PM
f.cl.ly
"This headline...sucks."
 
2012-10-19 03:20:08 PM
Soon she will be working on some guy's pile of cash.
 
2012-10-19 03:21:03 PM
Leave my baby alone!
www.scifi-universe.com
 
2012-10-19 03:22:35 PM
i don't even know who that is, I'm confused if that should make me feel old or just with it
 
2012-10-19 03:34:38 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [www.realbollywood.com image 323x394]

She was hotter "before"


Definitely.
 
2012-10-19 03:42:08 PM

garandman1a: $1M is a LOT of plastic surgery.

I could look like Ryan Reynolds with that much plastic surgery. Or, I guess could end up looking like Bruce Jenner too, so maybe I'll just step away from the keyboard for a while.


Okay, that got an audible laugh out of me. Well done.
 
2012-10-19 04:09:41 PM
Dammit, someone said her name 3 times, now she's back.
 
2012-10-19 04:15:49 PM
That's a lot of coke.
 
2012-10-19 04:40:59 PM

superdave386: Dammit, someone said her name 3 times, now she's back.


just need her to say gatnomidieh and we'll be all good
 
2012-10-19 04:53:47 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [www.realbollywood.com image 323x394]

She was hotter "before"


SirDigbyChickenCaesar: [www.realbollywood.com image 323x394]

She was hotter "before"


I prefer the Amber version of that look.

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2012-10-19 05:14:45 PM

mentallo69: all you need to know
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Yeah, she had the great body...until she decided to get a set of boobs that looked out of place with her.

That and botox IIRC.
 
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