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(ABC 27)   "Look officer, it really was Bigfoot that smashed out my RV lights, why won't you believe me?"   (abc27.com) divider line 32
    More: Amusing, Bigfoot, Lykens Road, Jackson Township, police officers, Lykens, Winnebago, John Reed, threat model  
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2012-10-19 01:47:49 PM
Waitress calls the cops, says she saw it all Swears a giant alien has landed at the mall.
 
2012-10-19 01:48:47 PM
www.actclassy.com

Unavailable for comment
 
2012-10-19 01:51:00 PM
Sounds like the work of a squatch all right.
 
2012-10-19 01:51:49 PM
cf2.imgobject.com

Sees what is going on here
 
2012-10-19 01:53:32 PM
media.comicvine.com

pleads the Fifth.
 
2012-10-19 01:54:27 PM
*insert mother-in-law joke here*
 
2012-10-19 01:55:41 PM
Sasquatch Messin' With.
 
2012-10-19 01:57:11 PM

LarryDan43: Sounds like the work of a squatch all right.


I agree. Cause that's what squatches do..
 
2012-10-19 01:58:39 PM
i142.photobucket.com


On the story!
 
2012-10-19 01:59:49 PM
This is 3 miles from my house. I have lived 5 blocks from where this happened. I used to consume a LOT of substance(s). I spend oodles of time in the woods up here. I have never EVER seen even the slightest hint of bigfoot around here. Crack is my guess.

/csb
 
2012-10-19 01:59:52 PM
Why doesn't something like this ever happen to me?
 
2012-10-19 02:00:18 PM
Holy shiat! It's a cool Winnebago. My Uncle Denny used to have one just like this.
 
2012-10-19 02:02:09 PM
Oh, man, he's wearing a Cubs hat. In Pennsylvania, even.

Link to Smoking Gun
 
2012-10-19 02:03:04 PM
And since this is 3 miles in the other direction, and this guy is obviously broken, I will just leave this here...please pass it on to the politics thread if necessary...

imageshack.us
 
2012-10-19 02:05:09 PM
"Man I hope its not a farking samsquanch, I hate those farking bastards"
 
2012-10-19 02:11:49 PM
i185.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-19 02:14:09 PM
FTA:Reed is a member of the Lykens Valley Sasquatch Hunters, according to state police spokesman Trooper Adam Reed, and postings on the group's Facebook page refer to the RV as "The Doghouse," their official base camper.

And I believe we have found our suspects (unless they find sasquatch hairs and stuff.)
 
2012-10-19 02:20:24 PM
www.imcdb.org

I believe it. In fact, I'm surprised the damage wasn't much worse.
 
2012-10-19 02:24:04 PM
Reebok just gave the guy new shoes and this is the thanks they get.
 
2012-10-19 02:25:18 PM
There is a bar I pass by every day I head to work called Over the Mountain. On occasion, they have seminars about Bigfoot. Hell, they even have Bigfoot on their sign. The working theory is that there are Bigfoot (Bigfeeet?) in the woods around here (Rockton Mountain, Elk County area). I've been in the woods and I've never seen one. I would a) be taking shiatloads of pics, then b) shiatting myself and c) asking if you guys believed a fellow Farker that has no 'shopping skills.
 
2012-10-19 02:29:13 PM
FTFA: -"John Reed's postings on the Facebook page indicate the damage done to the camper was found during Bigfoot hunts on September 11 and September 28." Not at his house where he reported the damage...almost a month later.

A bigfoot group, on a hunt, over two different weekends, encounters the object of their search and THEY DIDN'T HAVE A CAMERA?

I'm not doubting the existence of a species of Primates in the North American woods, But I AM doubting that they are not the intelligent ones in this matter
 
2012-10-19 02:32:04 PM
Does anyone else thinks his pic looks like he has down syndrome.

Im Super serial about this guys.
 
2012-10-19 02:40:35 PM
2020ok.com
 
2012-10-19 03:02:48 PM
My wife is from this area (please don't hold it against her, she fled as soon as she could), this doesn't surprise me in the least...
 
2012-10-19 03:08:00 PM

CosmikUtensil: And since this is 3 miles in the other direction, and this guy is obviously broken, I will just leave this here...please pass it on to the politics thread if necessary...

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bit further away than that, but close enough... Derp's is down past Williamstown and "Tarrrr City", on the other side of I-81... I am waaaay too familiar with this area...
 
2012-10-19 03:13:18 PM

Zaltec: CosmikUtensil: And since this is 3 miles in the other direction, and this guy is obviously broken, I will just leave this here...please pass it on to the politics thread if necessary...

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bit further away than that, but close enough... Derp's is down past Williamstown and "Tarrrr City", on the other side of I-81... I am waaaay too familiar with this area...


Whoa, really? Yeah I am born and raised around here, been around, and for some dumbass reason made it back...damn man where is the wife from? Do I know her, I am in my mid 30's? And if your you ever are back in the area you poor bastard, it me up for a beer!
 
2012-10-19 03:14:21 PM
wow grammar/typing. I lurk and don't post often, so the preview button is totally foreign to me...
 
2012-10-19 03:38:32 PM
Kick the fark outta my car! City's gotta pay for that shiat too, I ain't got no coverage for not Bigfoot, biatch!
 
2012-10-19 04:13:38 PM
"Look officer, it really was Bigfoot that smashed out my RV lights, why won't you believe me?"

Because we all know it was a streetlight.
 
2012-10-19 04:49:02 PM

Ebenator: "Man I hope its not a farking samsquanch, I hate those farking bastards"


THIS

Thanks for teh funnies Canadian buddies
 
2012-10-19 07:08:35 PM
Just spent 3 hours in the woods, 3 miles from there....no sign of sasquatch.
 
2012-10-19 10:51:51 PM

blatz514: Holy shiat! It's a cool Winnebago. My Uncle Denny used to have one just like this.


media.pennlive.com

Moving .....at......Ludicrous......speed.
 
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