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(Illinois State Journal-Register)   College to offer "Reagan 101" class. In Reagan's honor, all homework to be completed on typewriters, as both Reagan and a Selectric had a semi-colon and no memory   ( ) divider line 12
    More: Interesting, Ronald Reagan, Eureka College, Craig Shirley, best-selling author  
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2012-10-19 10:55:58 AM  
6 votes:
The best part is, you don't have to pay tuition - instead they'll send the bill directly to your grandchildren.
2012-10-19 11:28:42 AM  
4 votes:
The best part will be the day the professor is out and they just roll in the TV and watch the "Land of Confusion" video.
2012-10-19 11:13:29 AM  
3 votes:

JerseyTim: Will Reagan funding the Contras in Nicaragua by having the CIA sell crack to black neighborhoods be in the intro class or will that be in one of the advanced courses?

I'm not sure anyone can recall
2012-10-19 10:35:36 AM  
3 votes:

Cewley: Learn how to sleep for eight years while coping with a moronic spouse.

Laura Bush used Xanax for that.
2012-10-19 11:06:49 AM  
2 votes:
Less well known is that Ronnie and Nancy played games in bed well into old age.

Ronnie would fart, and then hold Nancy's head under the covers.
2012-10-19 10:45:06 AM  
2 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Cewley: Learn how to sleep for eight years while coping with a moronic spouse.

Laura Bush used Xanax for that.

And Betty Ford drank like a fish
2012-10-19 12:47:00 PM  
1 vote:
At least the homework assignments will be a snap.

Teacher: "You didn't turn in your homework."

Student: "I'm positive that I did."

"OK, so what was the answer to question 1 that you put down?"

"I can't recall."

"What time did you drop it by my office."

"I'm not certain."

"Why not?"

"Well, my friend Ollie was taking it over for me. I think he's doing some shredding down in the basement; go ask him if he's got it."
2012-10-19 12:02:25 PM  
1 vote:
Cross-listed with creative writing and intro to theology.
2012-10-19 12:01:55 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-19 11:58:17 AM  
1 vote:
Anybody else here live on grilled "Reagan cheese" sammiches for a while?
2012-10-19 11:35:08 AM  
1 vote:
Excepts from the Book of The Reagan (Unabridged)

And when The Reagan did flee Beirut, the terrist laughed and sayeth amongst themselves "This United States is afraid of us. They flee when the issue becomes unpopular and the death count is high. And the Reagan did not speak of Beirut ever again.

And The Reagan sayeth to the school children. This is tomato. Taketh it and eateth it. And the school children sayeth "These are but packets of ketchup." And The Reagan replieth: Tomato / ketchup. Ketchup / tomato. Let's call the whole thing off. And the masses laughed.

And the Reagan raised taxes. verily, he did. In 1982, 1984, 1985, 1986 and 1987? Holy Jumpin' Jimmy Carter!
2012-10-19 10:50:17 AM  
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mahuika: FTFA: Best-selling author Craig Shirley will focus on Reagan's presidential campaigns as the college's first Visiting Reagan Scholar. Shirley has written two books about Reagan.

How many times a day do you think this guy gets Surely you can't be serious'd?


/and don't call me Shirley
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