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(Fox News)   War may be imminent between China and Japan over disputed islands in the East China Sea. Possibly a repeat from 1534 and 1895   (foxnews.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, Japan, Chief Cabinet Secretary, Westeros, chinese foreign ministry, military parade, boiling, islands, Japan Self-Defense Forces  
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2012-10-19 11:45:18 AM  
9 votes:

PreMortem: War may be imminent between Canada and the United States.


I didn't realize the NHL lock out was going so badly.
2012-10-19 01:16:04 PM  
4 votes:

mark12A: Does anybody think this business will get out of hand???


Yes

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/And we'll be lucky to live through it
2012-10-19 01:13:54 PM  
3 votes:
Does anybody think this business will get out of hand???
2012-10-19 01:05:40 PM  
3 votes:
And with their mutual destruction, most of the U S debt went up in nuclear fire and Godzilla Flame breath.

The United States enjoyed a resurgence in manufacturing. In 2017, President Springsteen installed the first U S television set to be manufactured since the 1980s in to the dashboard of Air Force One.
2012-10-19 01:17:55 PM  
2 votes:

oldfarthenry: PreMortem: War may be imminent between Canada and the United States.

We've apologized for the Bieb over and over and over! Let it go, man!


That's like the Australians apologizing for Hitler.
2012-10-19 01:13:45 PM  
2 votes:
fta: "... the ships might have been trying to avoid an approaching typhoon."

Training exercise is done boys let's go home. Hey Larry the normal way has a typhoon in the way, maybe we should go around the other side of the island. Yeah George good idea but that way is near a disputed area. Yeah Larry you're right, but we can still avoid it by 125 miles. There's no way anybody would care about that right? Not even Fox News could make something up stupid there could they? You're right George, let's just avoid the typhoon and get home.
2012-10-19 01:11:51 PM  
2 votes:
Underscoring China's sharper stance, it also protested the scrambling of a Japanese military plane in the direction of the disputed islands

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2012-10-19 01:05:59 PM  
2 votes:

ZAZ: Send in the Navy. We could use some live fire practice.

And then abolish the notion that tiny rocks generate an aura of exclusivity if they happen to stick out of the water at high tide.


YES!

We could use another World War. It could do wonders for overpopulation and a sagging world economy...
2012-10-19 01:05:37 PM  
2 votes:
The Chinese are likely still sore over the RAPE RAPE of Nanking.
2012-10-19 01:04:45 PM  
2 votes:
Oh look, a penis measuring contest between two nations not known for large sexual organs.
2012-10-19 01:00:27 PM  
2 votes:

doglover: Um.. no.


This is why you're paying for a TotalFark account? Sad.
2012-10-19 02:14:13 PM  
1 vote:
It would be tough picking sides since they all look alike.
2012-10-19 02:03:08 PM  
1 vote:
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Can't they just settle over friendly game of Chinpokomon?
2012-10-19 01:54:48 PM  
1 vote:

YakiManiac: How is Japan going to go to war with China?
They have no standing military. Only 'Self-Defense Forces', whose personnel are technically civilians.


Don't be confused... The JSDF is very capable. Not capable of killing 1B Chinese, but very capable nonetheless. Not to mention, if China and Japan are warring, so are we and half the rest of the planet...

That said, COME AT ME, BRO!!! USA! USA! USA!
2012-10-19 01:21:58 PM  
1 vote:
Zerg rush versus giant robots...that actually might be interesting to see.
2012-10-19 01:19:09 PM  
1 vote:

BigLuca: They should just declare it a "neural zone," and have some third party guard it. Like the Papal Swiss Guard Pacific fleet.


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2012-10-19 01:10:24 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-19 01:09:32 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-19 01:02:55 PM  
1 vote:

PreMortem: War may be imminent between Canada and the United States.


We've apologized for the Bieb over and over and over! Let it go, man!
2012-10-19 11:25:32 AM  
1 vote:
War may be imminent between Canada and the United States.

/or may not be
 
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