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(Fox News)   War may be imminent between China and Japan over disputed islands in the East China Sea. Possibly a repeat from 1534 and 1895   (foxnews.com) divider line 20
    More: Obvious, Japan, Chief Cabinet Secretary, Westeros, chinese foreign ministry, military parade, boiling, islands, Japan Self-Defense Forces  
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2012-10-19 01:06:40 PM  
3 votes:

d23: [www.protocolsnow.com image 640x360]

The Japanese have weapons of mass distraction.

Send in cute Japanese girls in camo... the war is over instantly.


They're Korean. Don't let that stop you, though.
2012-10-19 01:00:27 PM  
3 votes:

doglover: Um.. no.


This is why you're paying for a TotalFark account? Sad.
2012-10-19 11:02:11 AM  
3 votes:
Um.. no.
2012-10-19 01:16:04 PM  
2 votes:

mark12A: Does anybody think this business will get out of hand???


Yes

i.imgur.com

/And we'll be lucky to live through it
2012-10-19 01:02:23 PM  
2 votes:
Ah FOX news. Even on simple stuff they are full of crap.
2012-10-19 11:25:32 AM  
2 votes:
War may be imminent between Canada and the United States.

/or may not be
2012-10-19 01:54:48 PM  
1 votes:

YakiManiac: How is Japan going to go to war with China?
They have no standing military. Only 'Self-Defense Forces', whose personnel are technically civilians.


Don't be confused... The JSDF is very capable. Not capable of killing 1B Chinese, but very capable nonetheless. Not to mention, if China and Japan are warring, so are we and half the rest of the planet...

That said, COME AT ME, BRO!!! USA! USA! USA!
2012-10-19 01:17:55 PM  
1 votes:

oldfarthenry: PreMortem: War may be imminent between Canada and the United States.

We've apologized for the Bieb over and over and over! Let it go, man!


That's like the Australians apologizing for Hitler.
2012-10-19 01:14:57 PM  
1 votes:
War may be imminent between China and Japan over disputed islands in the East China Sea. Possibly a repeat from 1534 and 1895

The Koreans are all ears on this one.
2012-10-19 01:13:54 PM  
1 votes:
Does anybody think this business will get out of hand???
2012-10-19 01:13:45 PM  
1 votes:
fta: "... the ships might have been trying to avoid an approaching typhoon."

Training exercise is done boys let's go home. Hey Larry the normal way has a typhoon in the way, maybe we should go around the other side of the island. Yeah George good idea but that way is near a disputed area. Yeah Larry you're right, but we can still avoid it by 125 miles. There's no way anybody would care about that right? Not even Fox News could make something up stupid there could they? You're right George, let's just avoid the typhoon and get home.
2012-10-19 01:13:27 PM  
1 votes:

Turbo Cojones: SpectroBoy: Ah FOX news. Even on simple stuff they are full of crap.

I don't think they are full of crap at all; they really do an excellent job of stirring up the stupids.

I'm sure that this news caused quite a few stiffies amongst the RedNecks,


Why would you think the reds give a flying squirrel shiat about China v. Japan?
2012-10-19 01:09:32 PM  
1 votes:
2012-10-19 01:08:40 PM  
1 votes:
Wow, this actually sounds serious. China's naval capacity is, what, a hundred or so ex-Soviet diesel warships, and a couple of nuclear submarines? So those will be up against Japan's navy - which consists of... wait... isn't Japan's navy the United States Pacific Fleet?

China can't possibly be this arrogant.
2012-10-19 01:07:09 PM  
1 votes:

Harry Freakstorm:
The United States enjoyed a resurgence in manufacturing. In 2017, President Springsteen installed the first U S television set to be manufactured since the 1980s in to the dashboard of Air Force One.


...unfortunately, it was a low-definition tube TV and thus unable to receive anything.
2012-10-19 01:05:59 PM  
1 votes:

ZAZ: Send in the Navy. We could use some live fire practice.

And then abolish the notion that tiny rocks generate an aura of exclusivity if they happen to stick out of the water at high tide.


YES!

We could use another World War. It could do wonders for overpopulation and a sagging world economy...
2012-10-19 01:05:40 PM  
1 votes:
And with their mutual destruction, most of the U S debt went up in nuclear fire and Godzilla Flame breath.

The United States enjoyed a resurgence in manufacturing. In 2017, President Springsteen installed the first U S television set to be manufactured since the 1980s in to the dashboard of Air Force One.
2012-10-19 01:04:45 PM  
1 votes:
Oh look, a penis measuring contest between two nations not known for large sexual organs.
d23 [TotalFark]
2012-10-19 01:03:57 PM  
1 votes:
www.protocolsnow.com

The Japanese have weapons of mass distraction.

Send in cute Japanese girls in camo... the war is over instantly.
2012-10-19 11:45:18 AM  
1 votes:

PreMortem: War may be imminent between Canada and the United States.


I didn't realize the NHL lock out was going so badly.
 
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