Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: PreMortem: War may be imminent between Canada and the United States.

I didn't realize the NHL lock out was going so badly.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

doglover: Um.. no.

This is why you're paying for a TotalFark account? Sad.

Oh falkland...

Ah FOX news. Even on simple stuff they are full of crap.

ZAZ: Send in the Navy. We could use some live fire practice.

And then abolish the notion that tiny rocks generate an aura of exclusivity if they happen to stick out of the water at high tide.

But they do, don't they! Little rocks, big rocks, large land masses - it is all the same.

PreMortem: War may be imminent between Canada and the United States.

We've apologized for the Bieb over and over and over! Let it go, man!

Note to China: Be on the alert for sneak attacks.

Oh look, a penis measuring contest between two nations not known for large sexual organs.

The Chinese are likely still sore over the RAPE RAPE of Nanking.

I really don't see what the big deal is. I mean, sure, Japan did some nasty things to China, but that's like, way in the past, man. Can't the two of them just get along?

ZAZ: Send in the Navy. We could use some live fire practice.

And then abolish the notion that tiny rocks generate an aura of exclusivity if they happen to stick out of the water at high tide.

YES!

We could use another World War. It could do wonders for overpopulation and a sagging world economy...

d23: [www.protocolsnow.com image 640x360]

The Japanese have weapons of mass distraction.

Send in cute Japanese girls in camo... the war is over instantly.

They're Korean. Don't let that stop you, though.

Harry Freakstorm:
The United States enjoyed a resurgence in manufacturing. In 2017, President Springsteen installed the first U S television set to be manufactured since the 1980s in to the dashboard of Air Force One.

...unfortunately, it was a low-definition tube TV and thus unable to receive anything.

Wow, this actually sounds serious. China's naval capacity is, what, a hundred or so ex-Soviet diesel warships, and a couple of nuclear submarines? So those will be up against Japan's navy - which consists of... wait... isn't Japan's navy the United States Pacific Fleet?

China can't possibly be this arrogant.

Amos Quito: The Chinese are likely still sore over the RAPE RAPE of Nanking.

You said RAPE twice.

d23: Oh fark. The Japanese girls in camo bikinis weren't able to be used.

AND WHY THE F**K NOT?

GO JAPAN!

SpectroBoy: Ah FOX news. Even on simple stuff they are full of crap.

I don't think they are full of crap at all; they really do an excellent job of stirring up the stupids.

I'm sure that this news caused quite a few stiffies amongst the RedNecks,

Save that face, boys. No one is going to humiliate you and get away with it.

Who knows, maybe a billion or so people will be killed and the planet will cool off. You know, once the mushroom clouds of fire dissapate.

Arkanaut
d23: [www.protocolsnow.com image 640x360]

The Japanese have weapons of mass distraction.

Send in cute Japanese girls in camo... the war is over instantly.

They're Korean. Don't let that stop you, though.

Oh it won't..fap..fap..

wxboy: So, anybody know if there's any actual economic benefit to controlling the islands in question? Any oil at stake?

Yes, actually, but let us Google that for you.

Turbo Cojones: SpectroBoy: Ah FOX news. Even on simple stuff they are full of crap.

I don't think they are full of crap at all; they really do an excellent job of stirring up the stupids.

I'm sure that this news caused quite a few stiffies amongst the RedNecks,

Why would you think the reds give a flying squirrel shiat about China v. Japan?

fta: "... the ships might have been trying to avoid an approaching typhoon."

Training exercise is done boys let's go home. Hey Larry the normal way has a typhoon in the way, maybe we should go around the other side of the island. Yeah George good idea but that way is near a disputed area. Yeah Larry you're right, but we can still avoid it by 125 miles. There's no way anybody would care about that right? Not even Fox News could make something up stupid there could they? You're right George, let's just avoid the typhoon and get home.

gopher321: StoneColdAtheist: Note to China: Be on the alert for sneak attacks.

Note to Japan: Be on the alet for the Yellow Peril



/as long as we're raising decades old US hysteria...

Port Arthur and Pearl Harbor would like a word with you.

/old habits die hard

wxboy: So, anybody know if there's any actual economic benefit to controlling the islands in question? Any oil at stake?

Oil under the ocean, plus fishing rights, iirc.

Does anybody think this business will get out of hand???

this would not go well for china.

War may be imminent between China and Japan over disputed islands in the East China Sea. Possibly a repeat from 1534 and 1895

The Koreans are all ears on this one.

They should just declare it a "neural zone," and have some third party guard it. Like the Papal Swiss Guard Pacific fleet.

mark12A: Does anybody think this business will get out of hand???

Yes



/And we'll be lucky to live through it

Whats the over under?

oldfarthenry: PreMortem: War may be imminent between Canada and the United States.

We've apologized for the Bieb over and over and over! Let it go, man!

That's like the Australians apologizing for Hitler.

BigLuca: They should just declare it a "neural zone," and have some third party guard it. Like the Papal Swiss Guard Pacific fleet.

Are you Tom Clancy's alt?

What with global warming, the Kamikazi will be truly excellent this time out.