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(Houston Press)   Woman posing as Gynecologist tricks another woman into months of sex. Then things get weird   (blogs.houstonpress.com) divider line 62
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2012-10-19 11:38:22 AM
In before:

HAWT!
 
2012-10-19 11:40:01 AM
"as the Brits Honey Boo Boo says, takes the biscuit."

FTF Houston Press readers
 
2012-10-19 11:40:29 AM
Some one needs to post the image of that one guy who has the big forehead.
 
2012-10-19 11:41:06 AM
*something something PICS something*
 
2012-10-19 11:41:08 AM
I saw this in a movie once. Time to see if I can find it again.
 
2012-10-19 11:41:56 AM
Constant craving
 
2012-10-19 11:42:13 AM
www.mymodelships.com
 
2012-10-19 11:42:40 AM
Her face looks...off. Distant relative of this guy?

s.ecrater.com
 
2012-10-19 11:43:00 AM
i00.i.aliimg.com
 
2012-10-19 11:43:21 AM
FTA: Buchanan has reportedly confessed, saying she had to resort to such elaborate tactics because it was the only way the relationship could have occurred.

Well, yes, the only way you can have a deceptive, passive-aggressive sexual relationship based on fear with an older woman is if you deceive an older woman with passive-aggressive schlock about how she's gonna die if she doesn't have sex with you.

Duh!
 
2012-10-19 11:45:28 AM
I should try to get over this particular pet peeve, but in the meantime, can someone for crying out loud explain the urge to randomly capitalize things, e.g., Gynecologist?
 
2012-10-19 11:45:56 AM

MoronLessOff: [www.mymodelships.com image 336x429]


Theirs must have a lead based clear coat.
 
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2012-10-19 11:46:12 AM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Constant craving


sexual healing?
 
2012-10-19 11:46:13 AM
I am so confused. Who did what to who now??
 
2012-10-19 11:46:13 AM
Oh, that sounds hot...

*clicks link*

... Eh, what?.

/The bottom links are also... Interesting
//Heheh, "introduction to nudity: Hair balls"
 
2012-10-19 11:47:04 AM
Having read that story from beginning to end, that's the strangest thing I have read all week.
 
2012-10-19 11:47:50 AM
That was weird.
 
2012-10-19 11:53:03 AM
In this age of transhumanism, retro-virus DNA and the return of the Nephilim are you sure the perp's a woman? A real woman?
 
2012-10-19 11:53:21 AM
We've heard some strange cases of online impersonation, but this one, as the Brits say, takes the biscuit.

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2012-10-19 11:53:25 AM
It's kinda interesting that lying to someone about their medical conditions, tricking them into getting breast augmentation, and making them think that they have to have sex with you for a long period of time is apparently a misdemeanor.

I feel like if she were a dude this would be a HUGE story and the dude would be on trial for serial rape and facing life in prison rather than "oh, she's out on $1500 bond."
 
2012-10-19 11:53:40 AM
hysterical
 
2012-10-19 11:54:54 AM

IAmRight: It's kinda interesting that lying to someone about their medical conditions, tricking them into getting breast augmentation, and making them think that they have to have sex with you for a long period of time is apparently a misdemeanor.


I don't think anyone ever anticipated people stupid enough to fall for it that long.
 
2012-10-19 11:54:59 AM
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2012-10-19 11:59:25 AM
She's been charged with online impersonation, a class A misdemeanor punishable by up to a year in county jail. Buchanan is currently free on $1,500 bond.

OH SHI....

Deletes Fark, Facebook accounts....
 
2012-10-19 12:01:43 PM
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

What the perp did was wrong, and she should be punished, but at some point the 51 year old had to be enjoy her role--and I don't mean in a workman like fashion. The daughter found out, snapped mom back to reality, and the party was over.
 
2012-10-19 12:02:45 PM

blatz514: I am so confused. Who did what to who now??


It's written in a way that can be easily misread (or, at least, I did, in the first few paragraphs).

30-year-old perp (in photo) had a pre-existing online (Yahoo!) chat-relationship/friendship with the 51-year-old (Woman). She made up stories about having cancer, twins, a custody battle, etc. At some point, she created an alt (Doc), and 'introduced' Doc to Woman. The perp, as Doc, proceeded to tell Woman that the best way for the perp to beat the cancer was to increase hormones by having lots of sex. So, they did, and the 30-yo perp got her grandma fantasy (or is it just 'ma, at this point?) to come true. Then there was the thing about the fake mastectomy (though I did enjoy Doc's explanation as to why the plastic surgeon didn't know about any lumps in the perp's breasts). Then Woman's daughter finally managed to convince her mom that Doc and the perp were one and the same, and shame was had by all.
 
2012-10-19 12:02:50 PM

IAmRight: It's kinda interesting that lying to someone about their medical conditions, tricking them into getting breast augmentation, and making them think that they have to have sex with you for a long period of time is apparently a misdemeanor.


The story is hard to read, but it wasn't like you describe. The suspect had lied to the older women about her own condition, buy impersonating a doctor. That imaginary doctor then said the suspect needed the trick breast augmentation. The older woman believed those stories, and continued to have "healing" sex with the suspect as a result.
 
2012-10-19 12:04:49 PM
Still a better love story than Twilight

/yes, I know
 
2012-10-19 12:07:16 PM

IAmRight: It's kinda interesting that lying to someone about their medical conditions, tricking them into getting breast augmentation, and making them think that they have to have sex with you for a long period of time is apparently a misdemeanor.

I feel like if she were a dude this would be a HUGE story and the dude would be on trial for serial rape and facing life in prison rather than "oh, she's out on $1500 bond."



I think you may've misread (or maybe I did!): the perp used the 'Doc' alt to convince the 51-yo to have sex with the perp (30-yo) as a hormone booster. I think the fake mastectomy as just a way for the perp to get a boob job, and used the pre-existing cancer ruse as a way to tie things together. At no point did the 51-yo believe she herself had cancer. I think her daughter (who eventually unravelled the whole thing) would've stepped in at that point.
 
2012-10-19 12:16:14 PM
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2012-10-19 12:16:52 PM
it
 
2012-10-19 12:17:32 PM
ty
 
2012-10-19 12:19:22 PM
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2012-10-19 12:28:35 PM
I can't get the link. It's asking me to DL the php file.
 
2012-10-19 12:29:19 PM
Wasn't there just a repeat story yesterday about her flashing her boobies on Twitter back in September? She's been busy. Not to mention they're probably in the middle of filming a new season of "The Newsroom."
 
2012-10-19 12:31:00 PM

Loomy: blatz514: I am so confused. Who did what to who now??

It's written in a way that can be easily misread (or, at least, I did, in the first few paragraphs).

30-year-old perp (in photo) had a pre-existing online (Yahoo!) chat-relationship/friendship with the 51-year-old (Woman). She made up stories about having cancer, twins, a custody battle, etc. At some point, she created an alt (Doc), and 'introduced' Doc to Woman. The perp, as Doc, proceeded to tell Woman that the best way for the perp to beat the cancer was to increase hormones by having lots of sex. So, they did, and the 30-yo perp got her grandma fantasy (or is it just 'ma, at this point?) to come true. Then there was the thing about the fake mastectomy (though I did enjoy Doc's explanation as to why the plastic surgeon didn't know about any lumps in the perp's breasts). Then Woman's daughter finally managed to convince her mom that Doc and the perp were one and the same, and shame was had by all.


Ahhhh. Got ya. Thank you. I read it twice and was still in a fog.
 
2012-10-19 12:35:26 PM

MoronLessOff: [www.mymodelships.com image 336x429]


Wow. Just wow.
 
2012-10-19 12:37:34 PM

MoronLessOff: www.mymodelships.com


Wow. Just....wow.
 
2012-10-19 12:42:28 PM
The g/f and I know a woman who teaches in that town.

This sounds exactly like everything she's told us about the place.
 
2012-10-19 12:57:46 PM

IAmRight: It's kinda interesting that lying to someone about their medical conditions, tricking them into getting breast augmentation, and making them think that they have to have sex with you for a long period of time is apparently a misdemeanor.

I feel like if she were a dude this would be a HUGE story and the dude would be on trial for serial rape and facing life in prison rather than "oh, she's out on $1500 bond."


Oh, please. Get off your high horse. This is literally how all of my relationships have started except I made sure there was no meddling daughter messing up my mojo.
 
2012-10-19 01:06:41 PM
Okay, how can you trick someone into a lesbianism?

Do you leave a trail of M&Ms on the ground leading up to your vagina, and the WHOOPS! someone happens to fall in?
 
2012-10-19 01:19:55 PM
WOW.
 
2012-10-19 01:31:43 PM

midigod: The story is hard to read, but it wasn't like you describe. The suspect had lied to the older women about her own condition, buy impersonating a doctor. That imaginary doctor then said the suspect needed the trick breast augmentation. The older woman believed those stories, and continued to have "healing" sex with the suspect as a result.


Loomy: I think you may've misread (or maybe I did!): the perp used the 'Doc' alt to convince the 51-yo to have sex with the perp (30-yo) as a hormone booster. I think the fake mastectomy as just a way for the perp to get a boob job, and used the pre-existing cancer ruse as a way to tie things together. At no point did the 51-yo believe she herself had cancer. I think her daughter (who eventually unravelled the whole thing) would've stepped in at that point.


Ah, Loomy's story makes more sense. Whoops!
 
2012-10-19 01:33:35 PM

FirstNationalBastard:
Do you leave a trail of M&Ms on the ground leading up to your vagina, and the WHOOPS! someone happens to fall in?


Hot dog down a hallway, pretty much, yeah.
 
2012-10-19 02:06:53 PM
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2012-10-19 02:09:04 PM
i106.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-19 03:23:58 PM

pute kisses like a man: hysterical


What u did there...
 
2012-10-19 04:22:22 PM
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2012-10-19 05:19:31 PM
Good for the 30 yo. I'm too lazy to make up a story like "I'm an Air Force pilot and we are attacking Canada tomorrow" or "I'm Mitt Romney's son Tag". That might be why I'm not getting laid also.
 
2012-10-19 05:57:42 PM
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