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(WWLTV New Orleans)   Diagnosis : Rash of cab driver robberies. Course of Treatment : Apply some 45 caliber ointment to the source of the rash   (wwltv.com) divider line 29
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2012-10-19 11:40:06 AM  
" Taxi driver shoots would-be robber in face"

/doesn't that usually cost extra??
//in before "BUKKAKE" joke
 
2012-10-19 11:42:32 AM  
Props to the cabbie for handling a bad situation without anyone getting hurt.
 
2012-10-19 11:44:20 AM  
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2012-10-19 11:46:22 AM  
You talking to me?
 
2012-10-19 11:47:02 AM  
Only 3 comments?

I'm guessing the shooter wasn't white amirite Fark?
 
2012-10-19 11:48:12 AM  
OOPS! My bad!

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2012-10-19 11:51:28 AM  

robrr2003: Props to the cabbie for handling a bad situation without anyone getting hurt.


No one who mattered anyway.
 
2012-10-19 11:54:10 AM  

ChipNASA: " Taxi driver shoots would-be robber in face"

/doesn't that usually cost extra??
//in before "BUKKAKE" joke


We're never gonna clean up these streets until we start shooting could-be robbers in the face.
 
2012-10-19 11:54:33 AM  
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2012-10-19 11:56:39 AM  
This is why there are conceal/carry laws. I'm guessing a couple of would be robbers getting shot in the face will deter crime more than an on board camera.
 
2012-10-19 12:00:32 PM  
Winchester ammo,apply directly to the forehead, Winchester ammo,apply directly to the forehead,
 
2012-10-19 12:03:11 PM  

j__z: apply directly to the forehead


apply directly to the forehead
apply directly to the forehead
apply directly to the forehead
 
2012-10-19 12:03:24 PM  
AAAAAAND we have the header of the year here, folks.
 
2012-10-19 12:05:26 PM  
Proper application of the .45 rash medicine.

Use liberally, but with caution.

But wait, there's more,,,
Now, for a limited time, you too can get your own supply of .45 rash medicine to have and to hold in your own home.
But, act now and we will include the 12ga medicine for those hard to remove stains.
Be the first on your block to eliminate rashes.
 
2012-10-19 12:09:38 PM  

mortimer_ford: ChipNASA: " Taxi driver shoots would-be robber in face"

/doesn't that usually cost extra??
//in before "BUKKAKE" joke

We're never gonna clean up these streets until we start shooting could-be robbers in the face.


Well, now the TSA has an attitude that could be carried over.
After all, everyone is a potential terrorist.
Let's search the comley ones and shoot the dirty ones.
You decide.
 
2012-10-19 12:17:11 PM  
In karate, they taught me:
"Punch them in the back of the head, their face is merely in the way."
That's why I carry 10mm.

/ex-cabbie
 
2012-10-19 12:30:46 PM  
Just give him the money, Albert. I don't wanna go to nubian heaven.
 
2012-10-19 12:33:14 PM  
Are we talking 45 Long or 45 ACP?

These things matter you know.
 
2012-10-19 12:36:58 PM  
Was the robber's name Marvin?
 
2012-10-19 12:40:44 PM  
Methinks it wasn't a .45, as I doubt the perp would be in critical condition after being shot in the face.
 
2012-10-19 12:44:25 PM  

jafiwam: Are we talking 45 Long or 45 ACP?

These things matter you know.


Heh. I'm thinking that even a .25ACP would be fine in this case.

Shortly after my parents were married, my ol' man had to go out of town on business. Since they were living in the sticks at the time, he presented her with a .32ACP Colt Hammerless for protection. His instructions to her were: "Stick it in his face and pull the trigger."
 
2012-10-19 12:53:09 PM  
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2012-10-19 12:56:16 PM  
Was the robber carrying a blue tote bin with Heineken bottles in it?
 
2012-10-19 01:10:56 PM  
Lacking details, I took some editorial license with the caliber, I suspect it was probably something smaller.

I'm just glad I didn't refer to the perp as a thug this time (to me, a thug is any person who repeatedly commits criminal acts with blatant disregard for others or him or herself. No racial implication was intended).
 
2012-10-19 01:33:00 PM  

garandman1a: Methinks it wasn't a .45, as I doubt the perp would be in critical condition after being shot in the face.


I was thinking the same thing. In a car a .45 would just leave a fine mist right?
 
2012-10-19 04:07:23 PM  
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2012-10-19 07:42:37 PM  
FTFA: Flot said cabbie's keys and money were found at the scene as was a flashlight wrapped in a rag, presumably the implied weapon of the assailant.

Never bring a flashlight to a gunfight. That's the NOLA way.
 
2012-10-19 07:46:53 PM  
FTFA: Flot said that the man got out of the cab at the 3000 block of Burgundy and that the cabbie immediately armed himself and confronted the man and at some point shot him in the face. The suspect then tried to flee and fell down injured.

Shot the guy in the face. I like this cabbie!

The other shoe will drop, though. The robber will eventually hire an attention-whore civil attorney to sue the cabbie for unnecessary infliction of pain and suffering.
 
2012-10-19 07:53:49 PM  

Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: Flot said that the man got out of the cab at the 3000 block of Burgundy and that the cabbie immediately armed himself and confronted the man and at some point shot him in the face. The suspect then tried to flee and fell down injured.

Shot the guy in the face. I like this cabbie!

The other shoe will drop, though. The robber will eventually hire an attention-whore civil attorney to sue the cabbie for unnecessary infliction of pain and suffering.


So, shoot the attorney. We could get a few things straightened out here, maybe start a movement or sumptin.
What? Why not?
That's just wrong.
Aww hell
 
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