FARK.com: (7390436) Charges have been dropped against a Perth man who was accused of causing fear and alarm by being aggressive with a black pudding

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		Charges have been dropped against a Perth man who was accused of causing fear and alarm by being aggressive with a black pudding (bbc.co.uk)		27
		More: Silly, Perth, sheriff court

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UberDave		2012-10-19 11:09:35 AM

That's probably because he was using a slashing weapon on the pudding.

DammitIForgotMyLogin		2012-10-19 11:49:45 AM

Ecky Thump!

wood0366		2012-10-19 12:41:51 PM

Bill Oddie's in Australia?

Spindle		2012-10-19 12:42:09 PM

Oblig

oldfarthenry		2012-10-19 12:43:02 PM

I'm sure most ladies are used to having blood-engorged sausages thrown at them.
In fact - some of them seem to enjoy it.

offmymeds		2012-10-19 12:43:18 PM

/also oblig

Leeds		2012-10-19 12:47:56 PM

"Aggressive Black Pudding?"

Is that a bathroom code reserved for hangover days?

Misch		2012-10-19 12:53:30 PM

Do you know what those black pudding can do to your armor?!?! Geez.

unpainted huffhines		2012-10-19 12:53:37 PM

Came here for the Ecky Thump, leaving satisfied.

uncleacid		2012-10-19 12:58:10 PM

He broke the black pudding toss record.

Rindred		2012-10-19 01:01:00 PM

A black pudding once ate my plate mail.

Porous Horace		2012-10-19 01:03:25 PM

I used to be a warrior but then I got an arrow to the black pudding.
Um ... I mean I got a black pudding to my ... uh

Nevermind.

Day_Old_Dutchie		2012-10-19 01:04:18 PM

His mother makes pudding so black, that even the white bits are black

ltdanman44		2012-10-19 01:05:07 PM

sedric		2012-10-19 01:06:16 PM

how can you have any pudding when you don't eat your meat?

Mega Steve		2012-10-19 01:11:08 PM

Fano		2012-10-19 01:22:57 PM

Damn that Bargle the Infamous!

gerbilpox		2012-10-19 01:24:35 PM

Amongst his weapons

offmymeds		2012-10-19 01:25:43 PM

Porous Horace: I used to be a warrior but then I got an arrow to the ~~black pudding~~ spotted dick.

/fixed
//for somebody

Trapper439		2012-10-19 01:45:31 PM

Beaten to it, but I'll post this anyway:

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Gordon Bennett		2012-10-19 02:24:31 PM

I see the ecky thump has already been covered.. Good. I'm pleased to see so many Goodies fans on Fark.

rlv.zcache.com

ciberido		2012-10-19 02:35:37 PM

Misch: Do you know what those black pudding can do to your armor?!?! Geez.

Could've been worse.
Could've been a blancmange.

Marcus Aurelius		2012-10-19 02:39:26 PM

Klaumbaz		2012-10-19 04:30:23 PM

What? no Green Slime references yet?

prgrmr		2012-10-19 06:04:04 PM

There once was a man from Perth
Who was born on the day of his birth.
He was married, they say
On his wife's wedding day,
And he died when he quit the earth.

/got nothing