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(Business Insider)   French design firm proposes a new bridge across Paris' Seine river - comprised of three massive trampolines. With hilariously absurd picture   (businessinsider.com) divider line 16
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2012-10-19 11:34:46 AM  
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topcon: That seems extremely safe and no one would get injured jumping 15 feet up into the air around a few hundred other people.


The idea of paramedics bouncing a stretcher to the middle of the bridge is pretty hilarious though.
2012-10-19 11:48:07 AM  
2 votes:
Mon ami! I was taking the trampoline across zee river. I thought it would be faster. About halfway across, zees tourist bumps in to me. Fat American all happy and smiles. My wine and my cheese go in to zee Seine. Now, zee wife is mad at me because our children have no wine with zere dinner.

Zee stupid tourist! Look at zee tower and get to zee airport. Bother the Italians for a while, no?
2012-10-19 11:21:38 AM  
2 votes:

MBrady: How are the Germans going to cross that bridge with their Tiger tanks?


They won't need to. France would have surrendered before the Germans even get to Paris.
2012-10-19 11:17:32 AM  
2 votes:
I smell a Photoshop contest.
Oh wait...that's just the Seine.
Merde.
2012-10-19 01:38:38 PM  
1 votes:
Doesn't "Pont Neuf" mean "bridge number nine"?
2012-10-19 01:20:15 PM  
1 votes:
Oh come on, that's just inseine!

Also:
The Pont Neuf, opened in 1607, is currently the nicest way to cross the Seine.

Amusingly, despite being the oldest bridge in Paris, it's still called the "New Bridge."

/love that city (ya think?), have crossed the Pont Neuf many times
//alas, there are other cities I now love as well
///un jour, je reviendrai à Paris
2012-10-19 01:06:03 PM  
1 votes:
bronxbaseballdaily.com

oblig
2012-10-19 12:52:46 PM  
1 votes:
Apparently the French have a potent strain of weed.
2012-10-19 12:02:56 PM  
1 votes:
Bit tits? Slender hips? No deodorant? Cranking off pheromones like an overheated mortar?

Build the damn thing, now
2012-10-19 11:47:14 AM  
1 votes:
s3.vidimg02.popscreen.com

PULL!
2012-10-19 11:42:37 AM  
1 votes:
oldfarthenry
Can you imagine the expression on Hitler's face if he found this after the invasion?

I can imagine him yelling "Mien First!" and running for the bridge. 

/I know it's not Mein First
/Google translate is hosed.
2012-10-19 11:40:38 AM  
1 votes:
This seems... familiar...

upload.wikimedia.org
2012-10-19 11:39:41 AM  
1 votes:
Holy lawsuit batman
2012-10-19 11:33:29 AM  
1 votes:
That seems extremely safe and no one would get injured jumping 15 feet up into the air around a few hundred other people.
2012-10-19 11:25:20 AM  
1 votes:
static5.businessinsider.com
Can you imagine the expression on Hitler's face if he found this after the invasion?
2012-10-19 11:19:12 AM  
1 votes:
French girls jumping on trampolines? Sweet.
 
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