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(Naples Daily News)   Florida man in overdue rental van hits vehicle, flees trailer park, punches policeman, poops pants. Florida Man   (naplesnews.com) divider line 48
    More: Florida, Chuck Liddell, side mirrors, Golden Gate  
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2012-10-19 11:53:41 AM  
I love the fact that the last POTUS debate will be in i.imgur.com this coming week. I hope the thread for that one has the i.imgur.com tag.
 
2012-10-19 11:57:42 AM  
Degraded man, Florida Man
 
2012-10-19 12:56:25 PM  
subby forgot to include that the man was charged for DUI and was charged for driving with a license suspended ... as a result of causing a prior accident that resulted in serious injury or death.
 
2012-10-19 01:24:52 PM  
It's one of my goals in life to never have a news article written about me that includes the phrase "defecated in his pants."

I'm pulling that one off...so far.
 
2012-10-19 02:06:34 PM  
What's he like? It's not important.
 
2012-10-19 02:07:46 PM  
Dudas
 
2012-10-19 02:08:12 PM  
He didn't poop his pants. He was just sitting on a bunny.
 
2012-10-19 02:10:33 PM  
When you gotta go, you gotta go!
 
2012-10-19 02:10:35 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2012-10-19 02:10:46 PM  
Florida Man. Florida Man. Doing the things a Florida Man can.
What's he like? It's not important.
Florida Man.

Po-lice Man. Po-lice Man. Po-lice Man hates Florida Man.
They have a fight. Po-lice wins. (Eventually)
Po-lice Man.
 
2012-10-19 02:11:54 PM  
He was probably brown capping when all of this started to go down. There is nothing worse than getting distracted when you have a turtle head working.
 
2012-10-19 02:12:14 PM  

CCCarnie: Florida Man. Florida Man. Doing the things a Florida Man can.
What's he like? It's not important.
Florida Man.

Po-lice Man. Po-lice Man. Po-lice Man hates Florida Man.
They have a fight. Po-lice wins. (Eventually)
Po-lice Man.


I read this, then the accordian started playing in my head.
 
2012-10-19 02:15:37 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Degraded man, Florida Man


Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with Florida Man?
 
2012-10-19 02:17:37 PM  

CCCarnie: Florida Man. Florida Man. Doing the things a Florida Man can.
What's he like? It's not important.
Florida Man.

Po-lice Man. Po-lice Man. Po-lice Man hates Florida Man.
They have a fight. Po-lice wins. (Eventually)
Po-lice Man.


Bermuda Triangle Man hates Florida Man. Duh.
 
2012-10-19 02:20:30 PM  
i guess they... removes sunglasses... beat the shiat out of him.
 
2012-10-19 02:22:38 PM  
And the police are going to deny beating the sh@t out of him...
 
2012-10-19 02:23:31 PM  
Liddell, of the 4500 block of 16th Place Southwest, faces charges of DUI, DUI property damage, driving while license suspended, possessing a canceled driver's license, leaving the scene of a crash with damage, failure to redeliver leased property more than $300, aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer and two counts of resisting an officer with violence.

and one count of felony dumping.

dude couldn't hold his mud.
 
2012-10-19 02:25:29 PM  
Is this his superhero costume?

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-10-19 02:28:27 PM  
What's he like? It's not important. Florida man.
 
2012-10-19 02:29:50 PM  
I love TMBG threads. There's a cross-street near me named Triangle Street, that song runs through my head every time I drive down it.
 
2012-10-19 02:30:19 PM  
FTFA: Investigators learned the van was a one-day rental from U-Haul that had not been returned as promised on Sept. 22.

He was nearly a month past his contract date and they hadn't reported it stolen?
 
2012-10-19 02:32:15 PM  
Alabama man reportedly 10 deep out of rage from being outdone...
 
2012-10-19 02:33:43 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: i guess they... removes sunglasses... beat the shiat out of him.


damn beat me to it. AND Corouso'd it up. NICE
 
2012-10-19 02:38:50 PM  
the Aristocrats!
 
2012-10-19 03:12:35 PM  
Florida man, Florida man,
Hits a car with his rental van,
Who poops his pants like Florida Man?
No one can
Florida man.
 
2012-10-19 03:12:52 PM  
Did they find out who number two works for?
 
2012-10-19 03:20:50 PM  
"The officers stopped the van when it parked at a nearby McDonald's."

We may have found the stimulus for the pants-pooping.
 
2012-10-19 03:21:46 PM  
Loves me some Subby... +11
 
2012-10-19 03:27:56 PM  
My fark handle compels me to comment. +1 subby.
 
2012-10-19 03:34:30 PM  
tada!
 
2012-10-19 03:36:25 PM  
Damned you, subby. Now I am watching scat!
 
2012-10-19 03:45:27 PM  

Matthew Keene: Damned you, subby. Now I am watching scat!


images.zap2it.com

Approves!!
 
2012-10-19 03:48:23 PM  
Like a boss!

/swallow sadness
 
2012-10-19 03:48:26 PM  
Investigators learned the van was a one-day rental from U-Haul that had not been returned as promised on Sept. 22. A background check also revealed Liddell's license had been suspended in late September for a violation resulting in a death or serious injury.

Shoot him.
 
2012-10-19 04:01:01 PM  
Don't worry I got a angle.
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com 

home.comcast.net
 
2012-10-19 04:07:33 PM  

Elzar: Did they find out who number two works for?


You tell the turd who's boss!
 
2012-10-19 04:22:40 PM  
Were skid marks found at the scene?
 
2012-10-19 05:14:13 PM  
Yeah, if states had anthropomorphic personifications, I think this man would definitely be Florida.
 
2012-10-19 05:20:35 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: [imageshack.us image 489x326]


i am so glad that i am not the only one to think of this. how i have that damn accordion music in my head. and yes i even thought about "Istanbul not Constantinople" with the recent events in Turkey.
 
2012-10-19 05:24:34 PM  
and just in case before anyone asks about it, here
 
2012-10-19 05:36:54 PM  
I've had to relearn elevator etiquette with my new job.
I think it would be awesome on a "chili dogs & beer last night" kind of
day when the feces is building up, to put on a couple of pairs of adult diapers, get on
the elevator when they are packed just after 5pm on like the
10th floor, face the door with everyone behind me, & just let a violent pantload go. All the
while, I'm staring at the door with the same simple grin on
my face, oblivious to all the furious spattering &
sputtering blasting forth from my rectum. Maybe be quietly
humming Spandau Ballet's "True" to myself.

Yeah, that would be awesome.
 
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2012-10-19 06:50:30 PM  
shiatter? i just met her!
 
2012-10-19 07:07:45 PM  
Florida man didn't have his life all planned.

/Or have his Christmas lights already up
//Florida man
 
2012-10-19 07:16:34 PM  

lakrfool: I've had to relearn elevator etiquette with my new job.
I think it would be awesome on a "chili dogs & beer last night" kind of
day when the feces is building up, to put on a couple of pairs of adult diapers, get on
the elevator when they are packed just after 5pm on like the
10th floor, face the door with everyone behind me, & just let a violent pantload go. All the
while, I'm staring at the door with the same simple grin on
my face, oblivious to all the furious spattering &
sputtering blasting forth from my rectum. Maybe be quietly
humming Spandau Ballet's "True" to myself.

Yeah, that would be awesome.


I hated my last employer so much that several times over the years I had to really struggle with an overwhelming urge to defecate on the premises but not in the mens room so i can relate. Just an FYI, I'm mentally ill. Just something to ponder.
 
2012-10-19 08:34:45 PM  

buckler: Approves!!


i.imgur.com

R.I.P. SCATMAN JOHN
 
2012-10-19 08:59:53 PM  
In the end, I'm just glad it wasn't me. I had to drink two huge bottles of barium sulfate for a CT scan I had this afternoon. I didn't go down well and now my shiat smells like it threw up and then that vomit took another shiat. If I got mad in public or had an altercation with the cops I'm not sure I could hold it in either. 

/csb
 
2012-10-20 01:22:56 AM  
Florida Man, Florida man
Driving an overdue rental van...
Hits a car, in the trailer park.
Florida man.

Later that night, shortly past eight
He flees the po-lice, and he defecates...
into his pants and all down his legs
Everyone knows. Florida Man.

Police man, Police man
Police man chases Florida man
They have a fight. Police wins.
Police man.
 
2012-10-20 03:12:55 PM  

Revek: Don't worry I got a angle.
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[home.comcast.net image 289x34Revek: Don't worry I got a angle.
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Darken Hanover Fist's hair & you have a cartoon Paul Ryan.

 
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