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(Some Guy)   CNN boss sends email to staff, reminding them to cover for disgraced Candy Crowley   (dustinstockton.com) divider line 53
    More: Followup, Candy Crowley, CNN, garbage bins, Michelle Obama, Rose Garden, political corruption, Dan Rather  
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2012-10-19 09:32:49 AM
9 votes:
dustinstockton.com

"She walked through my door like a tigress walks into a Burmese orphanage - strawberry blonde and legs for hours. No dame her age could afford a coat like that, and the kinda makeup she had on gave me a good idea how she got it. She had bad news written on her like October of '29."
2012-10-19 10:21:44 AM
7 votes:
alanschuyler.files.wordpress.com

"Here's your problem, Cletus... You got fudge in the chamber."
2012-10-19 09:28:22 AM
7 votes:
dustinstockton.com

"Dustin here fancies himself a classic, square-jawed man out of the 50's, but as you can clearly see, his white bed sheets, 4-lane highway tie, and Hanes Beefy T undershirt positively scream 'LA Keep-That-Look-Confidential'. Luckily Queer Eye is here to throw Dustin some fashion clues and help get this gumshoe unstuck from his noir tragedy."
2012-10-19 10:32:47 AM
6 votes:
lh4.googleusercontent.com
2012-10-19 10:11:27 AM
6 votes:
Heh... Pictures of doughy white guys trying to show how bad-ass they are by posing with their firearms crack me up.

3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-10-19 09:46:38 AM
5 votes:
dustinstockton.com

"Just the Derp, Ma'am"
2012-10-19 08:18:24 AM
5 votes:
dustinstockton.com 
Lulz at Greg Campbell.
2012-10-19 10:15:25 AM
4 votes:

keylock71: Heh... Pictures of doughy white guys trying to show how bad-ass they are by posing with their firearms crack me up.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 470x616]


cdn2.damnfunnypictures.com
2012-10-19 09:52:37 AM
4 votes:
dustinstockton.com
"Listen, pal, all we want to know is whar pudding. We can work with you here, make a deal. You help us, maybe we put in a good word with the fudge to go cheesy on you."
2012-10-19 09:21:30 AM
4 votes:
dustinstockton.com

Humphrey Bofart
2012-10-19 07:56:41 AM
4 votes:
TFA says "even the liberal shills at the Washington Post..." and then proceeds to link to an op-ed from Jennifer farking Rubin criticizing Crowley.

Subby, your blog sucks mass quantities of dead pigeon cock.
2012-10-19 12:21:04 PM
3 votes:
j.wigflip.com
2012-10-19 10:44:04 AM
3 votes:

dr_blasto: keylock71: Heh... Pictures of doughy white guys trying to show how bad-ass they are by posing with their firearms crack me up.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 470x616]

What the fark is this crazy shiat? Is that a cell phone holder on his mismatched helmet? There's no phone in it, did he eat it?


Looks like he just went to his local Army/Navy Surplus and bought a bunch of shiat he thought "looked cool".


2.bp.blogspot.com

What is that? A Nerf Shotgun?
2012-10-19 10:24:38 AM
3 votes:
www.lilligren.com
2012-10-19 10:19:21 AM
3 votes:

Fart_Machine: keylock71: Heh... Pictures of doughy white guys trying to show how bad-ass they are by posing with their firearms crack me up.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 470x616]

[cdn2.damnfunnypictures.com image 520x390]


www2.swaylocks.com

Well, if we're gonna do this, I guess we should do it right.
2012-10-19 09:31:13 AM
3 votes:
The best part of this election season has been the discovery of all of these amazing blogs (that link to other blogs) that I've never heard of before that are helping to expose the truth that the liberal media keeps hidden. Thanks Fark.
2012-10-19 09:12:41 AM
3 votes:

vernonFL: Your blog sucks


The sun is warm
2012-10-19 08:56:03 AM
3 votes:
lh5.googleusercontent.com
2012-10-19 08:37:43 AM
3 votes:

dr_blasto: [dustinstockton.com image 250x374] 
Lulz at Greg Campbell.


I have no chin, and I must scream
2012-10-19 12:54:28 PM
2 votes:
dustinstockton.com


I was in my office. I had just come off working the Case of the Big Snatch when the phone rang. I was tired, too sober and didn't want to answer it, but, as Marlowe used to say to me as we sucked down gin fizzes at The Manhole, "if the phone ain't ringing, you ain't working."

Marlowe had a lot of rules for being a dick, and most had to do with avoiding my two favorite things: cheap cigars and the soft, sweet touch of wearing women's undergarments beneath my beefy tees and springy suspenders.

"Hello? Is this Greg 'Tuck Job' Campbell?" a woman's voice said when I answered the ringing phone.
"Depends," I said. "Who wants to know?"
"My name's Esmerelda," she began. "I'm looking for a private dick."
"Well," I mumbled trying to hold a cohiba in my lips to light, "they don't call me 'Tuck Job' for nothing, dollface."
2012-10-19 12:24:13 PM
2 votes:
dustinstockton.com

It was a hot day in mom's basement. The dryer lint was aggravating my asthma again, making me wheeze like a fat guy having to go back to the counter in a Burger King 'cause he forgot the extra ketchup packets.

I kicked open my desk drawer and poured myself three fingers of strawberry quik. Just as I raised my Boba Fett commemorative mug to my lips, She walked in--or I should say sashayed. She was built like a '47 Pontiac: big bumpers and wide bench seats. My heart was thumping like a washing machine full of galoshes. I hadn't felt so light-headed since buying my signed copy of Newt's "Contract With America" on eBay...
2012-10-19 10:28:33 AM
2 votes:

keylock71: Heh... Pictures of doughy white guys trying to show how bad-ass they are by posing with their firearms crack me up.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 470x616]


What the fark is this crazy shiat? Is that a cell phone holder on his mismatched helmet? There's no phone in it, did he eat it?
2012-10-19 10:08:04 AM
2 votes:
dustinstockton.com

Don't care if it hurts, just want to have control
I want a perfect body, a perfect potato
2012-10-19 09:38:24 AM
2 votes:

keylock71: Who is Dustin Stockton and why should I give a shiat about his opinion and his shiatty blog?


Because he's used his crack detective skills of deduction to solve The Case of There's Too Much Gravy in the Neighborhood Shoney's.
2012-10-19 09:31:24 AM
2 votes:

Jackson Herring: [dustinstockton.com image 250x374]

Humphrey Bofart


Steve McQueef.
2012-10-19 09:14:23 AM
2 votes:

dr_blasto: [dustinstockton.com image 250x374] 
Lulz at Greg Campbell.


It's funny when a 35-year old virgin tries to look like a badass.
2012-10-19 08:39:22 PM
1 votes:
Admins: Stop greenlighting your own blogs. We already know Fark's editorial stances.
2012-10-19 02:02:01 PM
1 votes:

Mrtraveler01: http://dustinstockton.com/

That guy was a crap broadcaster during the NLDS on TBS.


Top three most amazing things about that site:

1. The Farting Blogger himself, John Hawkins, is a contributer

2. i194.photobucket.com

3. i194.photobucket.com
2012-10-19 12:36:21 PM
1 votes:
dustinstockton.com
I may not agree with what you have to say,
and I'll shoot you if you come too close
2012-10-19 12:17:39 PM
1 votes:
dustinstockton.com
What is this "penis" you speak of?
Check out my sweet gun, though.
2012-10-19 12:16:49 PM
1 votes:
Obama, speaking in Virginia today, called the condition of constant flip-flopping "Romnesia"

I like this.
2012-10-19 11:06:46 AM
1 votes:

Lou Brown: Nope, not at all. I think it was a minor issue in the grand scheme of the debate, and I felt Obama clearly won on substance.


Well crap. How am I supposed to disagree with you now? Clever trick, you.
2012-10-19 10:58:06 AM
1 votes:

Trivia Jockey: Lou Brown:


Let me ask you this...are you suggesting that Romney was only beaten in this debate because of the moderator?


It was unfair, because both the moderator and his opponent came with a knowledge of the facts in play.
2012-10-19 10:48:50 AM
1 votes:
cdn2.screenjunkies.com
2012-10-19 10:34:46 AM
1 votes:

dr_blasto: keylock71: Heh... Pictures of doughy white guys trying to show how bad-ass they are by posing with their firearms crack me up.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 470x616]

What the fark is this crazy shiat? Is that a cell phone holder on his mismatched helmet? There's no phone in it, did he eat it?


It's probably where he attaches his night vision goggles for when he's on long nighttime patrols in the forest desert.
2012-10-19 10:25:39 AM
1 votes:
i1151.photobucket.com
The doughy white guy militia ALWAYS stands their ground
(due to obvious mobility-impairment issues)
2012-10-19 10:19:41 AM
1 votes:
dustinstockton.com


I live in the basement of my parents condominium, right in the middle of the predominantly white Suburban district. Do you ever come to this area of town to shop/go out/visit/explore?

I went to an community league school - the University of Oregon - for my degree in history. Where did you go to school?

What activities do you currently participate in to stay in shape? I eat out 4 times a week at buffets. Do you go to Country Buffet regularly? I am 5 feet 9 inches tall, 235 pounds - what about yourself? I am truly sorry if that sounds rude, impolite or even downright crass, but I have been deceived before by inaccurate representations of sexual orientation so I prefer someone be upfront and honest on initial contact...

I do blogs & rants (2nd Amendment) for Dustin Stockton (Right Wing Shills). Enjoy any of our screeds/disinformation?

Do you have any other recent pictures you care to share? I have many others if you care to see them.

Regards,

Greg
2012-10-19 10:03:46 AM
1 votes:
dustinstockton.com 

I don't mind if you don't like my manners, I don't like them myself. They are pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings.
2012-10-19 10:02:50 AM
1 votes:
www.baconfrito.com

Who Dustin imagines himself to be
2012-10-19 09:55:27 AM
1 votes:

vernonFL: [dustinstockton.com image 250x374]

"Just the Derp, Ma'am"


Has his mom ever let him leave the basement? That's a pasty dude
2012-10-19 09:45:18 AM
1 votes:
Yeah, she's disgraced. Never to be heard from again. Much like the sad, angry Mormon who believes in rewards extra-terrestrial. I had better hurry up and vote for that guy, or else. Or else, the black guy will get me.
2012-10-19 09:32:57 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-10-19 09:29:00 AM
1 votes:

machoprogrammer: Jackson Herring: [dustinstockton.com image 250x374]

Humphrey Bofart

Does he know you arent supposed to eat the cigar?


That's actually a Slim Jim Magnum.
2012-10-19 09:26:40 AM
1 votes:
I wonder if they are going to blame Crowley on November 6th too?
2012-10-19 09:21:09 AM
1 votes:

stoli n coke: dr_blasto: [dustinstockton.com image 250x374] 
Lulz at Greg Campbell.

It's funny when a 35-year old virgin tries to look like a badass.


Well his bio says he's married, but given his detachment from reality, his imaginary wife probably wouldn't give him any either.
2012-10-19 09:20:55 AM
1 votes:

EyeballKid: A) So, did somebody want a link to the Fox News talking points memos? 'Cos, we're a pretty friendly lot, you can ask and we'll usually oblige. Not me, though. And...


B) [dustinstockton.com image 250x374]

"I'm not staying in my mom's basement. I'm on steak-ums!"


FTFY
2012-10-19 09:20:44 AM
1 votes:

Speaker2Animals: You know how the losing side knows the lost? They go after the moderator.

Yeah, the blog sucks.


Republican wins, Democrat loses:
-Dems: Wow. Our guy got beat. Better make sure that doesn't happen again.
-Reps: HAHAHAHA! Our guy won! Dems suck.

Tie:
-Dems: A tie. How droll.
-Reps: HAHAHAHA! Our guy won! Dems suck.

Democrat wins, Republican loses:
-Dems: We win this round, so let's build on success for the next one.
Reps: HAHAHAHA! Our guy won! Dems suck. Also, the moderator was totally in the bag. And the audience. And - my gosh! - all that yelling and machismo; I bet the women were turned off. Also, did you see that time our guy nailed the other guy with this one sentence?! Our guy TOTALLY won, and anyone who says otherwise is a liberal just like the moderator that totally skewed the debate (I bet she did the job numbers too, that biatch) in the other guy's favor. Also, our guy won. And Dems suck.
2012-10-19 09:14:23 AM
1 votes:
A) So, did somebody want a link to the Fox News talking points memos? 'Cos, we're a pretty friendly lot, you can ask and we'll usually oblige. Not me, though. And...


B) dustinstockton.com

"I'm not staying in my mom's basement. I'm on stakeout!"
2012-10-19 09:13:17 AM
1 votes:
"The new butthurt is in early this year!"
"This blog has everything!"
2012-10-19 09:13:16 AM
1 votes:
Courtesy of Breitbart.com, the email reads,

Oh look, someone found another way to sneak insane ramblings onto Fark. Congratulations. I hope you're happy with yourself.
2012-10-19 08:36:32 AM
1 votes:
Oh wow this actually got greenlit? Amazing.
2012-10-19 08:33:41 AM
1 votes:

Vodka Zombie: dr_blasto: [dustinstockton.com image 250x374] 
Lulz at Greg Campbell.

Some people should just NOT grow beards.

Aside from that, I think Crowley did a pretty good job. Romney walked all over her like a typical rich bastard simply assuming the rules of the little people do not apply to him, and there's no way to stop an out-of-control moron once the engineer falls asleep at the switch.

But, all-in-all, she hardly has anything to be disgraced about.


Romney expected that he would be allowed to get the last word in. She told him no, and Romney cannot abide being told "no" as he's always been the guy in charge.

And, for Greggy here, the whole cigar/pistol/suspenders and messed up bed with the stupid look on his face is just great.
2012-10-19 08:04:35 AM
1 votes:
I left two comments there. How much we want to bet they won't be published?
 
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