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(Some Guy)   CNN boss sends email to staff, reminding them to cover for disgraced Candy Crowley   (dustinstockton.com) divider line 306
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2012-10-19 09:28:08 AM

Lost Thought 00: ark you, blogmitter. fark you Modmins for approving this dreck, fark you Drew for letting yourself become that which you used to rail against


I don't think Drew can hear you, what with all that money stuck in his ears.
 
2012-10-19 09:28:22 AM
dustinstockton.com

"Dustin here fancies himself a classic, square-jawed man out of the 50's, but as you can clearly see, his white bed sheets, 4-lane highway tie, and Hanes Beefy T undershirt positively scream 'LA Keep-That-Look-Confidential'. Luckily Queer Eye is here to throw Dustin some fashion clues and help get this gumshoe unstuck from his noir tragedy."
 
2012-10-19 09:29:00 AM

machoprogrammer: Jackson Herring: [dustinstockton.com image 250x374]

Humphrey Bofart

Does he know you arent supposed to eat the cigar?


That's actually a Slim Jim Magnum.
 
2012-10-19 09:30:00 AM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

they're still sweet and delicious like cookies fresh out of the oven.
 
2012-10-19 09:30:20 AM
i28.photobucket.com

Also, has anyone noted that his blog sucks, yet?
 
2012-10-19 09:31:13 AM
The best part of this election season has been the discovery of all of these amazing blogs (that link to other blogs) that I've never heard of before that are helping to expose the truth that the liberal media keeps hidden. Thanks Fark.
 
2012-10-19 09:31:24 AM

Jackson Herring: [dustinstockton.com image 250x374]

Humphrey Bofart


Steve McQueef.
 
2012-10-19 09:31:34 AM
Where was the memo ordering CNN to cover for Candy Crowley? I think our dear blogger imagined it.
 
2012-10-19 09:32:09 AM

dr_blasto: [dustinstockton.com image 250x374] 
Lulz at Greg Campbell.


I would be tempted to buy a mustache from that man. Your wing-tips are invalid.
 
2012-10-19 09:32:49 AM
dustinstockton.com

"She walked through my door like a tigress walks into a Burmese orphanage - strawberry blonde and legs for hours. No dame her age could afford a coat like that, and the kinda makeup she had on gave me a good idea how she got it. She had bad news written on her like October of '29."
 
2012-10-19 09:32:57 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-19 09:33:13 AM

sprawl15: That's actually a Slim Jim Magnum.


southbaltimorecf.com
 
2012-10-19 09:33:44 AM
Has anyone pointed out that only a contemptible Republican shill could call Jennifer Rubin a liberal?
 
2012-10-19 09:34:36 AM
Who is Dustin Stockton and why should I give a shiat about his opinion and his shiatty blog?
 
2012-10-19 09:36:13 AM

Jackson Herring: dr_blasto: [dustinstockton.com image 250x374] 
Lulz at Greg Campbell.

I have no chin, and I must scream


Strange Whine?
 
2012-10-19 09:36:35 AM

HST's Dead Carcass: she was no Raddatz


Well yea, but he's going to talk back to a Saiyan?
 
2012-10-19 09:36:36 AM

Lost Thought 00: fark you, blogmitter. fark you Modmins for approving this dreck, fark you Drew for letting yourself become that which you used to rail against


You can either enjoy yourself by making fun of Humphry Bofart or get up set because you had to read a headline you don't like.  Your choice. 
 
2012-10-19 09:36:49 AM
The poutrage is going to be pretty epic on November 7th.
 
2012-10-19 09:38:24 AM

keylock71: Who is Dustin Stockton and why should I give a shiat about his opinion and his shiatty blog?


Because he's used his crack detective skills of deduction to solve The Case of There's Too Much Gravy in the Neighborhood Shoney's.
 
2012-10-19 09:39:01 AM
Crowley did a fine job. Correcting a candidate on a blatant falsehood is not evidence of bias. It's what a moderator is supposed to do.

Republicans are just pissed that Romney lost big, just a few days after Ryan got smacked-down by Biden. Since they can never admit defeat, they're blaming the refs, as usual. Sore losers. Conservatives are the whiniest motherfarkers on the planet.
 
2012-10-19 09:39:27 AM
If I was a Romney supporter, I would be more pissed the my guy did not know exactly to the word what Obama said in his morning speech and walked right into an obvious trap. Proceed, governor.
 
2012-10-19 09:39:43 AM

Xetal: The poutrage is going to be pretty epic on November 7th.


It will get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it.
 
2012-10-19 09:39:47 AM
How small is a studio apartment that has a tv for a headboard?

/room in the basement
 
2012-10-19 09:41:49 AM

James!: Lost Thought 00: fark you, blogmitter. fark you Modmins for approving this dreck, fark you Drew for letting yourself become that which you used to rail against

You can either enjoy yourself by making fun of Humphry Bofart or get up set because you had to read a headline you don't like.  Your choice.


uh actually one can do both, the headline is a farking disgrace
 
2012-10-19 09:41:58 AM
Romney persists in asking Obama questions during the debate, breaking the rules. Obama doesn't fall for the bait, but instead says, "Get the transcript." WHAT THE FARK WAS SHE SUPPOSED TO DO? Ignore the President of the United States? He's still the POTUS, even in a debate, and what he asked for was not the least bit unreasonable.

The latest conspiracy I've heard from the right is that Candy and Obama somehow knew Romney would attack him on this point, and that is why she had the transcript on her desk, whereas she had it in her farking head, because she's a professional, and this only happened a few weeks ago.

What a bunch of delusional, shameless crybabies the right has become these days, my god.
 
2012-10-19 09:42:49 AM
dustinstockton.com

Do tin-foil hats reverse the polarity of magnets? Is this what he's getting at?

/Has to be satire. Shirley?
 
2012-10-19 09:43:20 AM

dr_blasto: [dustinstockton.com image 250x374] 
Lulz at Greg Campbell.


Wow, THAT is a d-bag. Talk about a face born to be punched.
 
2012-10-19 09:43:55 AM

RyogaM: If I was a Romney supporter, I would be more pissed the my guy did not know exactly to the word what Obama said in his morning speech and walked right into an obvious trap. Proceed, governor.



He would have saved himself some embarrassment if he had known the general theme of Obama's adress in the rose garden.
 
2012-10-19 09:44:13 AM
Crowley admitted that on the overall point Romney was making he was correct. That being said, if you let one candidate speak for a longer period of time you are not being fair to the other candidate. It doesn't matter how fast or slow the speaker is. Time is the same for everyone.

I personally think she did an ok job except that she allowed too much cross talk and talking over each other. Personally I would like to see a debate with no moderators at all.
 
2012-10-19 09:44:21 AM
More has been said in recent days about her awful job than what either candidate had to say.


I suggest you google "binder" and then tell me if you still believe this.
 
2012-10-19 09:44:25 AM
i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-10-19 09:45:11 AM

Whodat: That being said, if you let one candidate speak for a longer period of time you are not being fair to the other candidate.


A big part of that was Romney breaking debate format and asking several questions directly to Obama.
 
2012-10-19 09:45:18 AM
Yeah, she's disgraced. Never to be heard from again. Much like the sad, angry Mormon who believes in rewards extra-terrestrial. I had better hurry up and vote for that guy, or else. Or else, the black guy will get me.
 
2012-10-19 09:45:36 AM

fracto: RyogaM: If I was a Romney supporter, I would be more pissed the my guy did not know exactly to the word what Obama said in his morning speech and walked right into an obvious trap. Proceed, governor.


He would have saved himself some embarrassment if he had known the general theme of Obama's adress in the rose garden. not run for office...again.

 
2012-10-19 09:45:45 AM

Doc Daneeka: Crowley did a fine job. Correcting a candidate on a blatant falsehood is not evidence of bias. It's what a moderator is supposed to do.

Republicans are just pissed that Romney lost big, just a few days after Ryan got smacked-down by Biden. Since they can never admit defeat, they're blaming the refs, as usual. Sore losers. Conservatives are the whiniest motherfarkers on the planet.


well said doc.
 
2012-10-19 09:46:15 AM

farkplug: Romney persists in asking Obama questions during the debate, breaking the rules. Obama doesn't fall for the bait, but instead says, "Get the transcript." WHAT THE FARK WAS SHE SUPPOSED TO DO? Ignore the President of the United States? He's still the POTUS, even in a debate, and what he asked for was not the least bit unreasonable.


What a good journalist or moderator is supposed to do is let each side speak at length and treat both opinions as if they're equal, regardless of facts.
 
2012-10-19 09:46:38 AM
dustinstockton.com

"Just the Derp, Ma'am"
 
2012-10-19 09:47:11 AM

Jackson Herring: James!: Lost Thought 00: fark you, blogmitter. fark you Modmins for approving this dreck, fark you Drew for letting yourself become that which you used to rail against


You can either enjoy yourself by making fun of Humphry Bofart or get up set because you had to read a headline you don't like.  Your choice.

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uh actually one can do both, the headline is a farking disgrace


^^^^
AGREED. VERY MUCH.
 
2012-10-19 09:47:42 AM

RyogaM: If I was a Romney supporter, I would be more pissed the my guy did not know exactly to the word what Obama said in his morning speech and walked right into an obvious trap. Proceed, governor.


God, that was hilarious. When Obama says "Proceed, Governor," you can see it start to dawn on Romney that maybe what he picked up form the right-wing bubble is completely wrong. But, rather than duck out of what he thinks is a "gotcha," he goes from walking to running into the flaming brick wall of his own ignorance.

justinrlevy.com
 
2012-10-19 09:47:44 AM

Jackson Herring: James!: Lost Thought 00: fark you, blogmitter. fark you Modmins for approving this dreck, fark you Drew for letting yourself become that which you used to rail against

You can either enjoy yourself by making fun of Humphry Bofart or get up set because you had to read a headline you don't like.  Your choice.

uh actually one can do both, the headline is a farking disgrace


Without Subby's who agree with Bofart's blog we'd never have the opportunity to laugh at him.
 
2012-10-19 09:48:39 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: What a good journalist or moderator is supposed to do is let each side speak at length and treat both opinions as if they're equal, regardless of facts


Wait a minute...

Account created:

2012-08-06


OK, off you go, little troll.
 
2012-10-19 09:48:51 AM

James!: Without Subby's who agree with Bofart's blog we'd never have the opportunity to laugh at him.


Or someone could submit it ironically with a headline making fun of Jennifer Rubin as a liberal shill.
 
2012-10-19 09:50:24 AM

Jackson Herring: James!: Without Subby's who agree with Bofart's blog we'd never have the opportunity to laugh at him.

Or someone could submit it ironically with a headline making fun of Jennifer Rubin as a liberal shill.


Eventually we would run out of variations on "Look at THIS asshole!". This is part of Fark's attempt to focus on alternative sources of lol.
 
2012-10-19 09:50:33 AM
disgraced Candy Crowley

I find this sort of thing nothing short of hilarious. The floor-humping derp-mongoloids have their own reality, and any intrusion of reality is a 'disgrace'. A disgrace, I sez!!

Lololololololol
 
2012-10-19 09:51:12 AM

Jackson Herring: James!: Without Subby's who agree with Bofart's blog we'd never have the opportunity to laugh at him.

Or someone could submit it ironically with a headline making fun of Jennifer Rubin as a liberal shill.


Were you going to do that?
 
2012-10-19 09:51:21 AM

steerforth: Do tin-foil hats reverse the polarity of magnets? Is this what he's getting at?

/Has to be satire. Shirley?


Those stars morphing into fighter jets represent the U.S. military to which he is trying to associate himself.
You are obviously not a real American or you would instinctively feel this same surge of pride coursing through your genitals.
 
2012-10-19 09:51:25 AM

sprawl15: Eventually we would run out of variations on "Look at THIS asshole!". This is part of Fark's attempt to focus on alternative sources of lol.


It's either that or we keep getting closer to "Barack Obama literally buttfarks a puppy, liberals cheer"
 
2012-10-19 09:51:29 AM

Philip Francis Queeg: [dustinstockton.com image 250x374]

"She walked through my door like a tigress walks into a Burmese orphanage - strawberry blonde and legs for hours. No dame her age could afford a coat like that, and the kinda makeup she had on gave me a good idea how she got it. She had bad news written on her like October of '29."


If this jabrone had any fashion sense at all he wouldn't be wearing clip on suspenders.
 
2012-10-19 09:51:30 AM

James!: Jackson Herring: James!: Lost Thought 00: fark you, blogmitter. fark you Modmins for approving this dreck, fark you Drew for letting yourself become that which you used to rail against

You can either enjoy yourself by making fun of Humphry Bofart or get up set because you had to read a headline you don't like.  Your choice.

uh actually one can do both, the headline is a farking disgrace

Without Subby's who agree with Bofart's blog we'd never have the opportunity to laugh at him.


I disagree. We would certainly laugh at him if we saw him in the street, at the grocery store, etc. I'd argue that what subby has done is lessen the impact of the insults through the anonymity of the internet. I'd much rather this guy be introduced to us at a FARK party.
 
2012-10-19 09:51:38 AM

Mr_Fabulous: disgraced Candy Crowley

I find this sort of thing nothing short of hilarious. The floor-humping derp-mongoloids have their own reality



Especially when you read the actual email from the CNN guy. It says nothing of the sort that the blogger says it does.
 
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