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(Miami Herald)   Fidel Castro becomes Cuba's new national vegetable   (miamiherald.com) divider line 64
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2012-10-19 10:06:55 AM
...Godspeed, Cuban Man.
 
2012-10-19 10:32:30 AM
I would not eat that.
 
2012-10-19 10:33:34 AM
It's Cuba.
He's a plantain, subby.
 
2012-10-19 10:34:11 AM
They should put him to sleep. Then do me next.
 
2012-10-19 10:34:33 AM
Link is as farked as Fidel now.
 
2012-10-19 10:35:12 AM
Good. He needs to die. Cuba has too many beautiful women and fantastic mechanics to keep them locked away.
 
2012-10-19 10:38:08 AM
¡Viva la Papas!
 
2012-10-19 10:38:24 AM
static.prtst.net
 
2012-10-19 10:38:30 AM
INVADE!!
 
2012-10-19 10:38:55 AM
in-Fidel?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-10-19 10:39:31 AM
and not a single F*ck was given that day

Please, die you pathetic nutter
 
2012-10-19 10:40:57 AM

Smeggy Smurf: Good. He needs to die. Cuba has too many beautiful women and fantastic mechanics to keep them locked away.


Yes - cuz he's somehow repressing an entire nation single-handed from his nursing-home bed.
As soon as he croaks it'll be democracy, smiles and kittens for Cuba!
 
2012-10-19 10:41:22 AM
He looks like that captain from SeaQuest DSV. Then wosshisname became an hero.
 
2012-10-19 10:42:12 AM
Nothing personal, Fidel, but hurry up and die so we can vacation in Cuba.
 
2012-10-19 10:44:00 AM

lordjupiter: INVADE!!


Just don't use pigs this time. They're not good substitutes for horsies and they smell like bacon when they trip landmines.
 
2012-10-19 10:44:08 AM
from the article, it sounds like it was a watershed event. (two or more vascular distributions) he could hold on for a long time in that state.

/cva's scare me
//always have
 
2012-10-19 10:45:37 AM
This should really test the GOP, given Schiavo.
 
2012-10-19 10:46:00 AM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: Nothing personal, Fidel, but hurry up and die so we can vacation in Cuba.


Right, because it's Cuba that is maintaining the embargo, yes?
 
2012-10-19 10:46:22 AM
Smeggy Smurf:Good. He needs to die. Cuba has too many beautiful women and fantastic mechanics to keep them locked away.

oldfarthenryYes - cuz he's somehow repressing an entire nation single-handed from his nursing-home bed.

LOLWUT? It isn't Fidel keeping Americans from visiting Cuba. It's the U.S. government. They know themselves what a stupid policy it is, but they would lose face if they were to admit it. When he dies, they'll have the excuse they need to change the policy without admitting their mistake.
 
2012-10-19 10:47:51 AM
I'm confused " suffered a cerebral hemorrhage" and "He suffered an embolic stroke"...so did he have multiple insults, or did he have hemorrhagic conversion, or what's going on?
 
2012-10-19 10:50:51 AM

Mach10: Captain Horatio Mindblower: Nothing personal, Fidel, but hurry up and die so we can vacation in Cuba.

Right, because it's Cuba that is maintaining the embargo, yes?



No shiat. End it already.
 
2012-10-19 10:51:17 AM

DrMcNinja: I'm confused " suffered a cerebral hemorrhage" and "He suffered an embolic stroke"...so did he have multiple insults, or did he have hemorrhagic conversion, or what's going on?


The corpse rotted to the point where the marionette strings are pulling limbs off during his speeches. It's kinda horrific.
 
2012-10-19 10:52:12 AM
Right, because it's Cuba that is maintaining the embargo, yes?

Right, no.
 
2012-10-19 10:52:16 AM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: Smeggy Smurf:Good. He needs to die. Cuba has too many beautiful women and fantastic mechanics to keep them locked away.

oldfarthenryYes - cuz he's somehow repressing an entire nation single-handed from his nursing-home bed.

LOLWUT? It isn't Fidel keeping Americans from visiting Cuba. It's the U.S. government. They know themselves what a stupid policy it is, but they would lose face if they were to admit it. When he dies, they'll have the excuse they need to change the policy without admitting their mistake.


I've lived here in FL a long time now. How much farking power can the anti-Castro Cubans have at this point? My mom's neighbors are older Cubans who fled. They can't stand Obama but even they think it's time to open up.

I understand paying lip service. But who are they paying lip service to?
 
2012-10-19 10:54:02 AM
"He is not receiving artificial respiration and is not connected to tubes, as some have said. What's probably true is that Castro is being fed through nasogastric tubes," Marquina said.

So, which is it? Tubes or no tubes?
 
2012-10-19 10:54:32 AM
When Fidel dies, we can expand Guantanamo to cover the whole island.

Plenty of room for "terrorists", foreign and domestic.
 
2012-10-19 10:55:00 AM

DrMcNinja: hemorrhagic conversion


Is that like stigmata? ;)
 
2012-10-19 10:55:30 AM
Hoax, he was just congratulating med students. Vegetables can't do that.

http://www.cadenagramonte.cu/english/index.php?option=com_content&vie w =article&id=12786:fidel-castro-congratulates-medical-institute-on-its- anniversary&catid=2:cuba&Itemid=14
 
2012-10-19 10:59:54 AM

ElFugawz: Hoax, he was just congratulating med students. Vegetables can't do that.

http://www.cadenagramonte.cu/english/index.php?option=com_content&vie w =article&id=12786:fidel-castro-congratulates-medical-institute-on-its- anniversary&catid=2:cuba&Itemid=14


Tumblr for 'vegetables congratulating med students' in 3...2...1..
 
2012-10-19 11:00:58 AM
One of the most brutal dictators in 20th century, behind Hitler, Stalin and Sung.

A quick death is too good for him; may he linger in the aftermath of his stroke and contract inoperable brain cancer.
 
2012-10-19 11:01:11 AM
He could linger like this for a long time.

Maybe someone will put a pillow over his face and get it over with.
 
2012-10-19 11:02:29 AM
Couldn't happen to a nicer asshole.
And I mean that most sincerely.

Long, lingering, and painful, Fidel.
Not quick and painless, like Kennedy wanted.
 
2012-10-19 11:03:07 AM

douchebag/hater: One of the most brutal dictators in 20th century, behind Hitler, Stalin and Sung.

A quick death is too good for him; may he linger in the aftermath of his stroke and contract inoperable brain cancer.


Some nasty bedsores from his health care paradise would be satisfactory justice.
 
2012-10-19 11:04:06 AM
Rot in hell you murdering asshole.

www.smh.com.au

still love his stage dive.

Falling Fidel
 
2012-10-19 11:04:27 AM

Amos Quito: When Fidel dies, we can expand Guantanamo to cover the whole island.


Yeeeah - most of the better real estate has already been purchased by Europe, Asia, Canuckistan, etc. We can offer you a good deal on a all-inclusive suite if you want.
 
2012-10-19 11:04:40 AM
It's only take 11 presidents to get this far.
 
2012-10-19 11:05:33 AM
its going to be like mardi gras in little havana when that douche finally croaks.
 
2012-10-19 11:08:55 AM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: It's only take 11 presidents to get this far.


and Romney will be the one to finally crack that nut
 
2012-10-19 11:09:12 AM

Captain Horatio Mindblower: Smeggy Smurf:Good. He needs to die. Cuba has too many beautiful women and fantastic mechanics to keep them locked away.

oldfarthenryYes - cuz he's somehow repressing an entire nation single-handed from his nursing-home bed.

LOLWUT? It isn't Fidel keeping Americans from visiting Cuba. It's the U.S. government. They know themselves what a stupid policy it is, but they would lose face if they were to admit it. When he dies, they'll have the excuse they need to change the policy without admitting their mistake.


I've long said that if Florida weren't a swing state, we'd have adopted a sane Cuba policy long ago, and Cuba likely would have met us halfway by loosening their restrictions the way 90% of the Communist world has.
 
2012-10-19 11:10:36 AM

Super Chronic: Captain Horatio Mindblower: Smeggy Smurf:Good. He needs to die. Cuba has too many beautiful women and fantastic mechanics to keep them locked away.

oldfarthenryYes - cuz he's somehow repressing an entire nation single-handed from his nursing-home bed.

LOLWUT? It isn't Fidel keeping Americans from visiting Cuba. It's the U.S. government. They know themselves what a stupid policy it is, but they would lose face if they were to admit it. When he dies, they'll have the excuse they need to change the policy without admitting their mistake.

I've long said that if Florida weren't a swing state, we'd have adopted a sane Cuba policy long ago, and Cuba likely would have met us halfway by loosening their restrictions the way 90% of the Communist world has.


meh. getting us to the brink of nuclear war, even if it was 50 years ago, is enough to piss off for a long time. also, fark castro. he's evil.
 
2012-10-19 11:13:40 AM
imageshack.us
Lift embargo.
 
2012-10-19 11:15:09 AM
Man, how is this guy still alive?? Hasn't his health gone down within the last 10 years.
 
2012-10-19 11:23:32 AM

Smeggy Smurf: Good. He needs to die. Cuba has too many beautiful women and fantastic mechanics to keep them locked away.


and the cars, man.
 
2012-10-19 11:24:13 AM
i512.photobucket.com
 
2012-10-19 11:27:02 AM

RaverRevolution: Man, how is this guy still alive?? Hasn't his health gone down within the last 10 years.


Only the good die young?
 
2012-10-19 11:28:42 AM

oldfarthenry: We can offer you a good deal on a all-inclusive suite if you want.


Top shelf booze or just well?

Put me in the treasonous group of Americans who think the Cuban embargo is stupid and does more damage than good.
 
2012-10-19 11:34:00 AM
A Venezuelan doctor, in Naples, using words like "could" and "probably"? That's their source?
 
2012-10-19 11:34:29 AM
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...and the chances are good...Fidel Castro will respond to you...
 
2012-10-19 11:45:23 AM
Die, die, die...

/hate the man with a passion
 
2012-10-19 11:48:16 AM
I heard this in Miami last week
 
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