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(The Consumerist)   Girl attempts to pick up a waiter at T.G.I. Friday's with the classiest written pick-up line ever   (consumerist.com) divider line 16
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11568 clicks; posted to Business » on 19 Oct 2012 at 8:35 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-10-19 08:49:44 AM
4 votes:
Classy? "Oy, getcher arse over here and stick yer gristle in me shiatter!"
2012-10-19 09:27:58 AM
3 votes:
♫ I got one leg on my shoulder...

Two legs on my shoulders...

bghrhhghrhghhgs. ♫
2012-10-19 09:28:03 AM
2 votes:

Confabulat: I used to get notes like that all the time when I was a server. I was always far more interested in the tip.


Unintended humor here?
2012-10-19 08:39:47 AM
2 votes:
I love to hear you oralize,
while I'm between your thighs.
You blow me away!
2012-10-20 10:48:24 AM
1 votes:

Confabulat: I used to get notes like that all the time when I was a server. I was always far more interested in the tip.


But then you got the shaft.
2012-10-19 07:04:54 PM
1 votes:
Sounds like TGI Fridays has finally stopped watering their drinks.
2012-10-19 05:36:10 PM
1 votes:
Years ago when I was waiting tables at a restaurant in a large mall, an attractive regular female customer who worked nearby left me a similar message, after weeks of obvious flirting on her part.

Her message said M.L.T.M.M., along with a picture she drew of some pouty lips. I tried to figure it out, and even asked some of my female co-workers, but no one had a clue. The next time she came in, I asked her what it meant.

Make. Love. To. My. Mouth.

I was 19, and still quite clueless about aggressive women, so yeah, I just about lost it right there.

Turns out, I might as well have done just that, because once we hooked up at her place, I learned a VERY valuable lesson about slutty women, push up bras, stretch marks, the skillful application of makeup, and just exactly what a C-section scar looks like up close. Add to the that the smelly pig sty apartment, screaming infant, and general lack of basic hygiene, and I'm not ashamed to admit I ran like hell.

Come to find out, I wasn't the least bit special, except for the fact that I was one of a very select few young guys in the mall who HADN'T farked this festering STD psycho hose beast.

Not at all a CSB
2012-10-19 02:08:34 PM
1 votes:

HempHead: Are sure it was a chick that wrote the note?


zipmeme.com
2012-10-19 01:35:43 PM
1 votes:
msnbcmedia.msn.com

Hey, I know we just met and this is crazy, but I want to ride your face, so call me, maybe? 
2012-10-19 11:30:32 AM
1 votes:

meanmutton: Of course, no phone number, no nothing. A picture would be nice but let's be honest here, there's about a 95% chance that I'd be happy to oblige her until my tongue falls off.


It's probably fake. Some redditor trying to look like he's so awesome, women are throwing themselves at him.
2012-10-19 11:11:48 AM
1 votes:
I was never a waiter, but if that happened to me I think my brain would short circuit. She would have so much of my face on her she'd end up bow-legged.

/Giddyup!
2012-10-19 10:09:12 AM
1 votes:

Confabulat: I used to get notes like that all the time when I was a server. I was always far more interested in the tip.


Just to see how it feels?
2012-10-19 09:12:51 AM
1 votes:

Confabulat: I used to get notes like that all the time when I was a server. I was always far more interested in the tip.


And that's okay!
2012-10-19 08:49:22 AM
1 votes:
I used to get notes like that all the time when I was a server. I was always far more interested in the tip.
2012-10-19 08:48:22 AM
1 votes:
Hey you don't know, maybe she just misspelled "facade"; she's looking for some work hanging vinyl siding!
2012-10-19 08:46:11 AM
1 votes:
Um, women don't need to have good pick up lines.

Woman: "Would you like to hump like two things humping that like to hump?"

Man: "Yes. Yes, I would like that."
 
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